Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 36 - Health Hazard

[imthebomb36]

Ahaha i get it

[Daniel55556]

I dont get this one

[SmoshFan1111111111]

i dont get curly fries

[JTKatz07]

Press 7 for "It's Nasty" or "Ice Tea"

[Malafactor512]

@JTKatz07 Press 3 and it sounds like "Ball Hair"

[theresavtaylor]

lmbo Wow! My man be pokin holes thru the bagles with his dick...smh

[TheCALLofAwesome]

Trolololololololol

[panconpasta1]

tehehehehehehehe

[allaboutmerawr]

@arimatx9 he wraps a long fri around his dick

Ps if you look in the. Background when the guy is ready to order there is a guy with a plate full of curly fries and donuts XD

[armitx9]

I don't get how he can make curly fries

[zvertigoz444]

lmao H-Definition

[Galenin]

Quadruple Meat Burger for 6 bugs ... Oo

[camandhayley]

Yuck

[BWhoYouWantTuBe]

ha ha the door says "menager"

[Williamx33]

The guy in the back is eating donuts

[MrDevihem]

COOK MEAT GOOD :D

[Babyluma22]

I feel sorry for anyone who walks into that restaurant and orders a cream-filled donut O__O

[dirtywater121698]

experiment with all the numbers... lol

[Pikman112]

Eli gets easier to spot every episode

[aditdhanio]

he is just eating donuts..

[skarosTHEgreek]

Yes I'd like 10 donuts, 15 bagels, 40 curly fries, and some milk.

[tradecycles]

such an old one :/

[ThePedrofile]

well u shoud see what he does when he cooks a hot dog

[Riond551]

Oh my god why?!

[m2o31]

How does this old, bald, fat guy know so many dirty jokes? Oh wait, I just realized what I was saying

[2virgansandadouche]

really tired of seeing the fucking dandruff commercial

[psychopathicfish97]

Eli is fucking nuts XD

[nintendogirl3000]

0.0

[pele6922]

A guy complains, hey wheres my hamburger its been 30 min? the waitress says oh here its under my arm, i was just keeping it warm. the guy says....cancel my hotdog!

[TheFreeflowin]

omg is that steak 'n' shake?

[RedSquadala5]

why did his burger crunch like an apple?

[fukedurmom]

He punches a hole out of the donut and a begal with his c0ck and raps the fry around it to make it curl buck

[BanqoutNiqqas]

i dont get it

[xassasin100]

sss

[metallicaholic95]

@MrShootster look at the background, he's eating a donut, a bagel, and curlyfries...

[icejoey911]

omg :P



[wajahatbaloch]

FML! :O

[milesandemilyrock]

that must be Carls Jr.

[gtafanatic1]

@milesandemilyrock THAT place is AWESOME

[simza03]

haha in h definition.

[ImaginarySlayer]

Fuck mcdonalds im making my own shit now.....

[garyoak37]

nasty

[garyoak37]

nasty as shit

[RADicious]

I was like ..................oh! Damn

[BigAndTall666]

Socio-realism, not a joke.  :-/

[iTristanK]

WOW LOOK AT WHAT ELI IS EATING A 0:13 LMAO

[sunset651]

@iTristanK - wait wht??

[zzzgohan]

@iTristanK What?

Doughnuts and fries?

What's the big deal???

[maiarox101]

@zzzgohan do u get it?

[CJalltheway1]

@zzzgohan youre a fucking dumbass

[ScissorsAlan1994]

@iTristanK Now I get it. It's just that I didnt finish watching the video.

[paramorevampire1996]

oh god !! and he took a bite out of it too . .

[HipPopVybz]

dis nigga not funny



[BlackenedLeaves]

@HipPopVybz

well you are black, your opinion dosnt matter.

[HipPopVybz]

@BlackenedLeaves u racist old fuk...take that shit 2 the retirement home...was jus givin an opinion bitch n(^_^)n

[XxarwaxX]

That man must of been eating in McDonalds ;)

[TheChipOffTheOldKirb]

@XxarwaxX damn you. :(

[c4r50n1]

@XxarwaxX Nooooooooooo!!! I have never found hair in my food at McDonalds.

[xXsomthingXx]

He fucks Bagels and Doughnuts, and wraps fries around his dick to curl them. Too many idiots don't get it

[kirbyketchup]

omg eli is eating 2 donuts HA

[UnimpressiveAgnostic]

@kirbyketchup its not 2 donuts....its a donut a bagel and curly fries...the 3 items from the punch line of the joke....jeez u are slow

[kirbyketchup]

@UnimpressiveAgnostic all a bagel is is a naked donut

[Grey9man]

I've been to restaurants like that, unfortunately. Funny joke though, Thanks.

[FARfromN0RMAL]

Ho! Soda(:

[Brugar18]

once there was a guy fishing and sudently somebody tapped his back three times the guy looked over and was astonished to see an alien and the guy asks:

-hey i was always wondering how do you guys make love i cant see any genitals on you

-we just tap each other from the back 3 times. the alien replied 

[Daniel55556]

@Brugar18 Wow

[guzuntitemon]

Is the burger upside down?

[naomi13jf]

now i get y ppl keep pointing at eli inside the joke, ther's always a guy that looks at him around t stupid events. watch out 4 t nose ppl!

[gtamythmaster43]

Eli at 0:12

[Skatergirl1515]

@gtamythmaster43 and he has a bagel a donught and CURRLY FRIES!

[Daniel55556]

@Skatergirl1515 Still dont get it

[odiegwapo123]

@Daniel55556 because if he cook some donuts or curly fries he's using his penis . thats what Eli ordered at 0:13 you can see him at the back. poor eli

[GTA4lover5]

a women walks into a bar she asks the bartender what is the "strongest tallest and meanest thing they have" and then the bartender says "how far can you take it "?

[HelloImRosa]

i dont think i wanna eat burgers, fries, donuts, and bagels for a while o.O

[Kilat321]

1686 are enjoying in watching Eli's Dirty Jokes while the other 172 are eating in a fast food and eating meals with human body hair!!!

[Kilat321]

1686 are enjoying in watching Eli's Dirty Jokes while the other 172 are eating in a fast food and eating meals with human body hair!!!

[amindex123]

eli´s got red beard at 0:10 too 0:14

[PeaceBlade]

For all the people who don't get it, he stuck his d*ck inside to make the hole for the donuts, and bagels, and curly fries.

[sueygurl1962]

i got it the first time, that is nasty hahahaa

[GrilledAngus]

what about hot dogs?

[neijzen1234]

@GrilledAngus he cut his P***** on a bread

[SuperJenkins22]

how does he make ceral?

[ShadowGladiator21]

how does he make pancakes O.o

[TheProphaze]

I don't get it

[mcbane333]

i didnt get it at first

[crazyshooter1304]

i dontwant doenuts anymore

[lilmimi4100]

lol eli in the backgorund at 0:14 is eating curly fris donuts and a bagel haha

[mdmkroll9]

coookies



[whentoshutup]

that dulde's eyes look loke alien eyes somewhat

[hippiegirl173]

thts soooo disturbing!

[BloodFrost6]

H DEFINITION?! THAT'S LIKE, HIGH DEFINITION, BUT IN H!

[KawaiiKurasu]

xD that's just nasty

[gtafanatic1]

eli is eating dick-nuts,ballgles,and curly hair fries

[sprinkledTwinkie]

@gtafanatic1 atleast the cook doesnt make milk...

[halossecrets1997]

@sprinkledTwinkie he does gf had sone

[Railen281]

that was hella nasty dont wanna kno how he make pancakes

[MrCombatCrazy]

they only have 3 fingers :s

[keggie09]

@MrCombatCrazy Thats commen in cartoons like Seth Mcfarlene shows and mostly everything on cartoon network

[SilverDec9]

Hey waitress! There's a hair in my Hammergur!

[Davidovar34]

@bootztap:

Fire the cook you mean.

[addictedtodoom]

Lol:

"That is nasty"

[EmDizzle2K7]

curly fries?? howd he make them gross??

[addictedtodoom]

@EmDizzle2K7 He stuck his dick to make the hole I think

[EmDizzle2K7]

@addictedtodoom there technically are no holes in curly fries tho...

[raggya]

@EmDizzle2K7 Wrapped them around his dick to put the curls in them.

[EmDizzle2K7]

@raggya ok... but... potatoes arent flexible before you start to cook them... they'd break.... i may be over analyzing it,. but my curiosity did get the best of me on this one

[raggya]

@EmDizzle2K7 True, but it doesn't really matter, the joke is hilarious hahaha

[zukoerb]

@EmDizzle2K7 through his ass maybe wahaha

[MeAreMeGoesMOO]

@EmDizzle2K7 Umm... Well, he kind of... wrapped the fries around his D1*k.

[rachelzworld]

i feel sorry for the character that was eating,doughnuts,bagels,and curly fries (witch yes i know its eli).....hes eating food that was made with the cooks...*pukes* lol :D

[that1guyunew]

Food dot com raves the regular fries and drinks are the only edible choise!

[Hondo20132]

he was!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! you always see eli dressed as someone extra in the video! i always do.

[alvinsok]

lmaoaoooo

ahhahaahahha

[1Seanny]

why the drinks say bomb and ho

[Segepop]

I need to go to bed...

[10lettername]

theres a hair in my HMBGRHR

[jhamonkey]

I SPY ELI! :D he's always in a video that takes place in public

[EbilinforcerDJ]

i rofled when he said dounuts hahahaah

[kioko41]

@EbilinforcerDJ me either...haha.....hat a dirty minds lols

[zeitgeistermann]

I feel bad for Eli at the beginning e.o

[CrossZiggy]

Eli change your shirt sometime? =D

[ladybugrainbow]

Thats gross but still hilarious

[riaminal]

eli was eating a donuts, bagels and curly fries at 0:12  o.O

[NitroReviews]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo­ooooooo

[that1guyunew]

how do we know thats not how cooks do it? 0_o

[that1guyunew]

sooooooo nastyyyyyy

[chingatumadre238]

at 0:17 the soda fountain

the 3rd option says HO

i have tried that and it is very good

[linkster5564]

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[Leader509]

You said H definition

[xDarkwish]

i dont get this one either

[mousedrag]

@xDarkwish Donuts have holes. Nuff' said.

[azazp2]

i dont get this 1

[aBigHelloKittyFan]

@azazp2 he sticks his penis through dough to make the holes, and curls them around it to make curly fries

[trappy77]

Great jokes. could you combine them several per episode to reduce the hassle of clicking and finding each one.

I want to watch them all!!

[subzerofreez]

lol @ 00:39 , the sign " Menager " :D 

[Marrilandfan1000]

If u notice the hair is sideways so it was cooked in the burger

[StARbriteexx]

eww eli was eating tht. This is gross na funny!

[UTAOUB]

We always called hamburgers "meat patties" when I was a child. So thanks for calling them "meat patties" in this video. The rst of the video, though is, sadly, ...................from hunger! : (

[lycansre]

i like his voice he's creative in making jokes

[lejdcool]

how the hell are you gonna fry the doughnuts and the fries, I understand the joke, but damn that's a sacrifice

[caoily987]

elis in the backround

[killerpunk6]

lol he puts his dick through the bagel

[McPsJ101]

i dont get it.,what does he put to the doughnnuts and fries? and hey to all the s2pid people who believe in that copy and paste and send and hold ur breath what the fuck u fucking assholes.,have u been to school u fucking dumbnuts?

[Meatcrob1]

he puts the doughnuts and fries in his dick.

[ncglock]

@Meatcrob1 IN?

That oughta hurt

[WWEfandylan]

@McPsJ101::: he puts his DICk in them

plus look at what hes eating in the backround at 0:11

[McPsJ101]

@WWEfandylan i still don't get it..

[41ACE]

@McPsJ101 the cook makes donuts and curly fries with his anus

[andrewman78]

@41ACE no ur wrong... ge-- get out of here

[AirGirl21]

@41ACE Uh...I think it is the other side.

[brunzmeflugen]

@41ACE lol,you failed.He makes them with his penis.

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

OH MY GOD!!!! Eli in the back.....eating a donut, bagel, and curly fries!!! LMAO!!!

It's like a Where's Waldo whenever I watch his sketches!!! LMAO!! LMAO!!

[ImBillyMaysBYTCH]

xD this was amazing

[HouseBombs05]

FUCK COMMERCIAL ON YOUTTUBE TAKE THESEoff

[OMGEpicfailure]

HE WRAPS THE FRIES AROUND HIS ,YA KNOW

[adamutube9191]

@OMGEpicfailure hi. i dont know

[majcmaster]

it's a mc'donalds!!

[ashpoisonrose]

Ew lmao

[LUCASTHEPOKE]

Wow dounets bagel and curly drys

[Appleboy05]

how does he make the fries and bagel

[Money19944991]

@Appleboy05 he makes the bagels, donuts, and curly fries with his dick dude

[Appleboy05]

@Money19944991 i still dont get it ..i totally understand how he makes the doughnut ..but how could he use his dick to make fries and bagels

[PokeNerd116]

notice how at 0:12 the guy in the background is eating the dick donuts XD