Garbage Pail Kids The Movie (2 of 12)

[952shadowman]

TheKing3234 same here.the music is good too

[TheKing3234]

lol this movie has a ''0%'' and is said to be one of the worst movies of all time. i personally dont think its that bad,i like the 80's feel of it (:

[2cool4you27]

WHY THE HELL DID HE SMELL HER THATS CROSSING THE LINE!

[billa107]

Thumbs up if Nostalgia Critic brought you here.

[TheCasualChristian]

Heres an idea USE REAL CHILDREN!!!!

[thagingerbreadman]

cgi put ALOT of midgets and puppetiers out of work

[TreMuch]

I have to buy this movie on DVD hahah. MEMORIES!

[LegotoystoryAnimator]

@WrestlingFan1013  A dumbass name

[WrestlingFan1013]

What kind of name is Tangerine?

[wand222]

"I got in a fight, and i lost!" Getting mugged isn't called a fight -_-

[Nilanna]

Wow. The GPK aren't in this and already this movie is making me lose IQ points... I don't think I'm going to make it through this movie... I can understand why the Nostalgia Critic called it the worst he'd ever seen.

[hellokittyfruitsnack]

"IM WINDY WIINNSTTOONN!"

[dorajorge714]

dog & cat piss lol.. for sure

[dnaivnae]

ime sorry but wtf kinda name is juice for a thug?

[senigron7]

that juice guy has a "munch face"! his face is weird!

[MrBoneStripper98]

is it me or does that guy kinda resemble "Rowan Atkinsin" lol

[GenghisKhan44]

Am I the only one who has a low opinion of the late eighties?

[MrBoneStripper98]

@GenghisKhan44

no but i love campy shit like tis lol. the toxic avenger, dead alive, they live. all that shit lol

[De0Jack]

They probably smell like dog piss.

[MrBoneStripper98]

@De0Jack

lol me and a friend of mine were thinking of that once and some of the things we came up with was-

piss, shit, a barn, an old used dish rag, a fishy aroma.

[sinistrala]

what the hell does a fire hydrant smell like?

[dnaivnae]

@sinistrala um....water?*shrugs*

[donny29dsm]

He gives the poor kid a dress to wear!

[DragonMDS]

I would rather watch this movie before I sit through another Twilight movie

[decredad]

i hope those coksuckers get thrown in jail

[nicholaszvlogblog]

The teens the creep he threw a 10 year old kid in the sewer and poured waste on him

[KittieZombieSlayer]

loved this as a kid... its really bad now..but i watch it occasionally...reminds me of being young.

[healdy3218]

this is trash used to watch it over n over again when i wa a kid its just terrible cant believe how bad the acting is

[SAOrules]

9:01 "See you later creep" Even though you're going to die of lymphoma and disease soon anyway.

[angelsxdontxkillx]

9:01, awesome line

[4thesupersaiyan]

these people are horrible actors

[SaB4563]

wow this movie is awfull, but the owner of the shop is actually not a bad actor

[pete95035]

I remember how disappointed I was when this movie came out. Everyone used to collect the garbage pail kids cards/stickers at my elementary.

[sonicsteev]

coolio!

[uniquemommy1984]

and in today's world this would be considered child abuse!!

[leroyboloney]

Lol I swear i saw that blonde chicks dick.

[stevoverbino]

My I wonder why none of these actors (with the exception of Anthony Newley) have never managed to forge a good career in acting! How they must all look back on this film with regret!

[moviefreak2011]

@stevoverbino thats an understatement

[jcoverpass]

Did you see how easily that amazon bitch picked up that manhole cover?

[YourSkankyMom]

4:27 It's the chick from Telemundo

[polivares]

whats with that fat 80's bitch-thug?

[TheDarthHater]

6:10 the kids gets his 1st sideways motor boat

6:48 his 1st look at some toe action... BOOYAA

[blackjaguar324]

@TheDarthHater I wish I had a big female bully doing that to me when I was a kid.

[progrockcoffee]

Blythe looks like a Rocky Horror reject.

[PhireMadeFlesh]

I'm surprised the Garbage Pail Kids didn't jump out that chick's vagina when she propped her leg up. Then I'd guess they'd be called Cooch Kids.

[treyblowski]

last guy who sniched on juice got poured ino the west side highway?

is juice related to that drive-by bully from toxic avenger

at least juice dosent run over dodgers head

[erzan]

I love the 80 kid movies, it made you think anyone can beat up anyone with anything LOL

[grysch]

2:51 Yes killing someone with a sword is nowhere near as evil as killing someone with a gun. That's why here in Ireland we use knives.

[erzan]

@grysch ROFL

[xXxEmoGirly497xXx]

am i the only one who wants to punch foul phil in the fucking throat?

[happyassylum13]

5:35 wat a cock blocker...poor kid got grabbed by saggy tits......and since when can a kid kill others with basketballs

[nack287]

lol it would be funny if he said this stuff is a diary of human spirit take this for example a diary of the human spirit

[Queenofawesome25]

That kid is so damn horny.. What a bunch of jackasses at 5:42 and 7:04 wtf did she say lol this is so damn retarded and ugly. Tangerine makes women look fucking stupid and defenseless kick him in the balls! XD

[wusundowma]

The guy who plays Captain Manzini (sp?) is actually not bad. It's a pity he ended up in some such a crappy movie.

[Rrrrobbo]

im sure i watched this as a kid more than once but I don't remember any of it, it's probably buried in my subconscious somewhere,, bizarre

[Dontlol2]

@Rrrrobbo I was 9 in 1987, I remember the trading cards and no memory of this movie. I had the same feeling when I stumbled apon this.

[kittenbut1]

WHAT THE FUCK?! How can they do that to him? He's a fucken kid!

[sillyluvsrikk]

this movie creeped me out when i was a kids shit i think it still kinda creeps me out

[blahblahblahman]

I remember watching this creepy shit when I was a kid.

[SchoolforBrian]

what a creep, he smells her!!

[bulbo2607]

the music sounds like the goonies music... hahaha

[scrap6x]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h, mad

[111Treasury]

why does everyone look so old compared to the boy?

[Ghlan]

Ok, its not a good sign when the first line in this vid makes no sense.

"You smell like a fire hydrant." Do did a dog pee on him? Or do Fire Hydrants just smell bad? WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT?

[DarkBunnyLord]

@Ghlan I think you hit it on your first guess, that's the only reason I could assume anyone using that line, it's just a nice way of saying you smell like shit (dog piss).

[jellywillreturn]

Note his male stare at 4:20. He seems like he is able to drool. Classic child pervesion.

[Xephon0930]

I bet the teddy bear was Hitler's.

[vaxetihirr]

@Xephon0930 lol

[FenristheRedWolf]

"Witch's broth etc etc..." Pushing a button to turn on the washing machine is so 70s.

[jimbrown257]

Why would he put that garbage can that he is so worried about right in the middle of the floor like that?

[TippyPaintballerA5X7]

Here, try this on kid..

**(ohhh yeahhh, thats itt, all the way off...)

[xnavytutu]

i luv the 80s i rememebr as a kid watching this.

[fullMetaLxMantis]

what a fucking piece of shit this film was

[MsClearwater22]

this movie is nasty and funny when i was little i used to love this move!!!

[TokyoXtreme]

2:45 - "Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough."

[NYG4LIFE123]

what is up with the music??? This sounds terrible.

[Mrscsallah]

this brings me back

[BigSandwiches]

Dam she is hot!! i fancied her like mad when i was a kid....!!! (jizzed in my pants)

[plateshutoverlock]

I had a crush on Blythe when I saw this as a kid.

[madamexcel]

this is a good movie

[TimeWiseFilms]

lol did the 18 year old dude geat jealous from the 14 year old? when he was talking to tangerine? XD and now the 18 yr old wants to beat the crap out of the kid? XD bhwahwa

[madamexcel]

yeah that is right it is so funny

[Booze129]

lol 6:11

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Nice to see that R. Crumb's fantasy-fuck got a job as the world's most terrifying henchman.

I swear to god--those chaps she wears will be ingrained in my corneas for all eternity.

[jonservo]

the kid should have become a teenage mutant ninja turtle, he is 14 after all

[javoman13]

This scary.

[masterknowlege]

when the garbage pail fell over i would have been like "NOOOOOOOO DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE THAT IS PURE TOXIC WASTES WE WILL ALL DIE NOW!!!"

[quicky2103]

Ahhh the ole behind the back basketball pass in the stomach move....what a classic

[LukeCawston]

Hey that's the kid from Maximum Overdrive.

What ever happened to him?

[TheDeeGillespie]

Man i used to love collecting those cards!!

[numbuh0]

Aaaah! How charmingly creepy. I bet he's gonna be a great serial killer someday.

[casinobowling]

Is this the UNCUT version?

[casinobowling]

Is this the uncut version?

[TiniNormi]

You know, this movie isn't nearly as bad as I expected with this Captain Manzini bloke in it. He's totally brilliant.

[FemmeFatalee]

the slimey gooey part reminds me of the ninja turtles hahaha. shitttttttttttttttttttt

[Montyextreme]

becuase he's a playa!!!

[illuminatioracle]

1:39 ...or you could just press the on button an inch from your dr strange finger positions...

[LukeChucky]

6:11 I bet he likes that lol

[EricMarius777]

why is this little ass kid trying to run some game on some grown ass skanks? And why are these grown ass dudes trying to rough up this little ass kid? And why they got such scary ass lookin' garbage pail kids that give me nightmares?????

[JakersFromCali]

And why does that garbage can look like the one that Oscar the Grouch from Sesame street lived in?

[JenCapTchalla]

ahhh Tangerine great name for a sexy woman

[parkerman6]

a 15 year old is a woman?

[JenCapTchalla]

Tangerine is not 15 lol

[parkerman6]

yes she is,look up the movie on internet movie database, then her page, the actress was born in 72, this was made in 87, that makes her 15!!!

[FemmeFatalee]

she is soooooo not 15 lol.

[divagrl0421]

this movie is kinda scaring me ^v^"

[EricMarius777]

yo! This is the scariest goddamn movie I have ever seen, it freaked me out when I was a kid and at freaks me out now!

[KillerSim187]

Why th fuck would he put the garbage can on the top shelf!!!!! Infact if he wanted to hide it why leave it in the middle of his store and not at his house!!!

[DontExplaintheJoke31]

Would you let those abominations into your house?

Yeah, didn't think so.

[MilyxxMily]

come on now you know her hair smelled like pure aquanet and hair dryer burn lol the 80's...............

[Luccabrozzo]

id smack that skinny little faggot around. why is he wearing a shirt like hes some big muscle man?

[divagrl0421]

ummmm egypt IS in AFRICA 0.o

[KillerSim187]

LOL, that's what i said!!

[MANYFLYGONZ]

`its a matter of principal'

lol theyre like 20 and theyre beating up a 14 year old. if thats their `principals' theyre pretty low

[mordredt02]

7:42-7:43 Wow...why does she go out with him again?

[mordredt02]

"What do you do for an encore, open a vein?"

That was...actually kind of funny.

[motherlovesaman]

boy's got a funky shirt or blouse.

[DarkArt888]

Yay!

Garbage Pail Kids! . . .

I wish they had curly carla (sorry if I spelled that rong) in here thoah .  . .

or undead jed

[jiggyjilli]

you can't say this movie is dumb because of the era it was produced in. when we reach 60 or 70 god's willing and we look back at transformers our kids may laugh and ask what the hell was that

[rubick79]

Manzini looks like a pedophile

[MetaPunkXP]

dude does dodger say "o shit" at 3:07 i thought this movie was for kids....sort of

[azrial4421]

no i think hes supposed to be a pimp, those girls look trashy but hot

[isa14675]

but what kind of grown adults beat up a lil kid.. god i love the 80's

[bjsparntz]

I think there are laws against letting a 14 year old work by himself.

[jsoo67]

dude I would bang any woman who is brave enough to walk around in a electric blue cheetah dress

[WalnutObezyana]

The acting from "Juice" causes me physical pain.

[cindytazpurple]

tangerine is fucking ugly!

[bigchief1]

if that kid is 14, then these dudes are total gangstas.

[shaunpaikai]

5:20 That's how Debra LaFave got started

[ElThemeParker]

I started to like Manzini's character..... up until he used magic on...... whatever he used magic on.

[bjsparntz]

Antique washing machine

[MemfoMafian]

those guys are hard core mane

[MemfoMafian]

her name is tangerine?

[CharlieOmfg]

its just a fucked up movie nothing in it makes sence.

[triplesixninja]

tangerine was such a chickenhead.

[xtcsydney]

i guess everyone watching this got it from the NC....or a good majority of people...

[jas03000]

{ in a english accent } now , come boy and sit on my thumb. ahh yes that's it. good boy.

[okuma0kuma]

that reminds me of a rhyme "one finger one thumb stuck up you ... lol

[Hotshotter3000]

He didn't get into a 'fight'. A fight involves mutual attack and escalation towards it. He was mugged.

[gideonblackman]

Is it me or does the shop keeper need some urgent mental theropy??

[Avian005IsJustice]

NC was right. This movie is physically hurting me...

[Hotshotter3000]

This movie really was retarded. I mean seriously, the NC was right on the nose about those punks... what WAS their problem? Did they kill a guy who complained to the cops about them? If they're that kind of crooks, why the hell are they out to mug some 12 year older? Or worse yet, murder him.

[InYourFaceNewYorker]

This movie makes "Freddy got Fingered" look like a classic. Well, maybe it's just apples and oranges. Hard to say which is worse.

[ehrenzoner]

Why is it that every time there is music in this film, no matter what the proper mood is, it's funky disco?

[shamat001]

What year did this movie come out?

[jezx21]

came out in 87

[knifeman127]

what is that stuff they poured on him crap??

[conogh]

what did the blonde one say?

[rocsart]

look at 6:05-6:13 he looks at her boobs like "wow thats the closets i will ever be to boob"

[odraconiandevil79]

I wouldn't mind the blondes leg on my shoulder

Shes good with her hands too hehehe

[cojoiscrazy]

why is he sneeking around when they see him? i think hes retarded. 8B

[cojoiscrazy]

that kid is a creep. "we got buttons!" id beat him up too. its like hes trying to show off every second even when hes trying to get away from the bullies.

[ooFAUSToo]

Go on son, have a good sniff of her hair... lol

[stevoverbino]

I found that a little bit perverted as well. lol

[martins2009]

i found the part at 6:48 messed up to

[christyj1978]

those people who keep picking on this kid need to grow up!

[LuneyTune72]

Obviously it's an over exaggeration of losers who get small cash from beating up little kids. I mean if college kids went out of their way to beat up a 12 year old that's just pathetic. Not trying to be anti bully but seriously how sad is it that the only people you fight are 12 year olds?

[kaliibomb]

omg thanks for posting this! i had it on dvd but i loaned it and it was not returned :/

actually i think the "green mud" was valerie's vomit.

[tlamblet88]

Check out scene 2 and 3 for proof!

[tlamblet88]

Its funny how nobody questions the relationship between these two? Mr. Manzini asked Dodger to take his clothes off twice in the movie to take him a bath. Its hilarious because if that were now it wouldnt go down!

[MrWhoKid89]

haha thats 1987 for ya!! no questions asked

[Jal8919536]

"Ew! Yuck! Like an elephant blew its nose!"

XD

[CaptainFranco1]

"See yuh later... Creep!" Hahaha! The corniness of it is awesome!

[chiefmojorising1]

tangerine is fine id tap that all night

[maya2cool]

that chick in the tiger outfit was some ugly. she is very butch.

[Projectrez]

That kid is fucking insane.......this film is fucking insane!

[metallix112212]

NO! IT WAS HERA'S FAULT!!!

She gave Pandora curiosity...

[kringea]

brilliant but i dont no how the hell it ever scared me lol

[Projectrez]

Wtf is going on?

[twilliams1984]

this movie used to scare the hell out of me,lol

[SilkenWinds]

I swear the 80s were so awesome...and weird. That's why I loved that decade!! LOL 80s forever! XD

[DRUMMERMAN77]

Tangerine and juice, now thats a concept! lol

[zionkai]

i loved this film

[DemetriusLovesU2]

thanks for posting it

[rhyscannon10]

this movie broke on me when i was like 5. and i have thought about this movie every year since then. i'm 22 now and i am so happy you put this on. helps me remember myself. cheers :-)