How To Dodge A Train!

[MrMicky2002]

the steps are kind of bothering me.....

STEP #2:wait for the train- to hit you

[FirefoxFreeze]

That looked pretty close!

[kkkennedykk]

Junge Junge Junge... das war knapp!

[TLC2287]

Walk down to the Mass Pike in Brighton and try dodging the high-speed Commuter Rail trains that run along the Pike.

[ZazKatsby]

C Line

[BazGee23]

Idiot

[bigcretin]

Not bad but his leg should be in shadow when jumping backwards. 

[pokemonlova99]

THERE IS A MIDDLE TRACK BUT.....the train WAS on the track set he was on I could see it

[CheeriosRox]

Let me try....2 min later oops i jumped on the train now i see u have to DODGE it no dip

[MrFiroz66]

0:50 wtf haha nice.

[testmonkey0687]

didnt work!

now i'm dead!

how did i post this comment?

[TheRealPoketime]

I like trains.... *Train sound*

[Demonic1diot]

*jumps back* that how you do..

*gets hit by car*

[CJLOVESRIVER]

I think about this when I go to the bathroom its my secret don't tell anyone

[legomasterv1]

Youpeople realize it's a trolley... they're easy to Dodge without editing. There's one th

[Twilight053]

Look, all that matters is that he shows you how to dodge it, okay?

[UndeadDemonify]

540 people like trains

[Sinatra192]

I see a major lawsuit in your guys future from someone attempting what you do in these videos (that you claim is real) and ends up getting killed

[GuitarHeroOsbourne]

@Sinatra192 It says Do Not Attempt when he dodges the train.

[bakuboy88]

wut no bloopers?

[pacman78787]

time to try it out =D

[ianhawdon]

0:50 one parked car in the background

0:55 two parked cars..

not impossible, but 5 second parking...

Never believe what you see on screen folks!

[Warriorcats24]

i think step 3 should be look the other way the trains coming

[iGeorgiePorgie]

dam , imaging if he got hit by the train 0.0

[BZepherD]

Can you show us how to get hit by a train?

[nfreymey]

Cars in background = FAIL!

[TLC2287]

I would never do this for $100.

[maskdguy]

U could have killed yourself! Ha ha ha!

[IQspn]

pause on 0:51 -_- and you're telling me you stood on the same track? in that case your leg would've gotten hit you fucking noob

[JDizzleGTAS]

@IQspn jesus christ calm down

[hngarza386]

hey, and THAT is a good way to end up at viral death



[zzzxxx981]

ha

[K2ACP]

I know how you did this! You put the camera on a tripod, filmed a clip with jon going over the track and one with the train passing, then you put jon into into the clip with the train and finally, you added in camera movement in premiere :) I WIN!

[JPizzle1122]

@ProPiers - There is not. Learn to pay attention, thanks.

[AriannaRosegale]

Step 1- Don't go near train tracks

Step 2- No matter what do be a stupid retard and step in front of the train

Step 3- Well if you didn't listen the last few steps i got nothing to say

[PIMPBOI431]

DA

[toshiya91]

step 1, don't go on train tracks

[fiasco2012]

This is a typical case of a nerd trying to act cool…and failing.

[mario0318]

@fiasco2012 ujelly? u so mad? umad? u jelly jelly? Oh take it easy.

[dandeadly3]

@fiasco2012 Although to be fair he could of failed a lot more. Besides, microwaves are cool.

[andrewpuppi]

@fiasco2012 And how many fans do you have? Nice try at being cool, but in the end, you're just jelly.

[oratadin]

The shadow of his left foot/leg dissapears magicly, and for a second you can see that the left foot also disapears for a second (bad roto?)

When he jumps and the left foot gets lifted: how can light still get on the foot when the shadow from the train clearly is casted over it. (bad grade?)

Oh, and for some reason the black point from the main character and the blackpoint of the darkest part of the picture (trains shadow?) is off. Not enough kontrast. Construktive kritism on compositing, yay!

[lisorerox]

@oratadin What?

[skaboss3178]

'cause we all know how much train conductors and their bosses love almost running over pedestrians. I know if I drove a train 8 hours or more everyday my first thought would be, hey! this job isn't interesting enough, I just wish pedestrians would give me a challenge every now and again at work.

[mmeessssiiaass]

i'm sure you can dodge bullets :P

[TallBlueTree]

How to dodge a train

1. Find some train tracks.

well if you wanna dodge a train it's best to stay away from train tracks lolz

[willGFX]

0:51, Jon's leg, inside the trains shadow, is fully bright when it should be faded.

[Icebeam47]

If you notice near 0:50 sec you will see a tree on the left, notice that the shadows move. Therefore this was filmed twice.

Nice editing Jon.

[delinomarlino]

dodge an airplane!

[gtasandman]

thats a trolle try that on mta

[nikko623]

Bet the train operator was like: ''YOU CRAZY SON A B****, ARE YOU BLIND!? YOU HAVE GLASSES YOU F***IN IDIOT!!! USE 'EM!!! Oh wait, a camera....

[zombiebigpoppie]

the train was slowing down

[wow61025]

that was close

[dallen3000]

... what happends if you forget step 3?

[MrHashawa]

@dallen3000 then you die

[gorillazwiki]

o.o lucky you

[Bamb0009]

OAO

[DoABackflip07]

"And that, is how you -"

*Gets hit by train going opposite direction*

[Sickishvids]

534 people didnt dodge the train...

[dunkonyooh]

@Sickishvids actually 535 people didnt

[paradox4901]

@Sickishvids howed they dislike it then

[DFT4Lyfe]

@Sickishvids In that case, 534 people are DEAD.

[MakingXboxLiveSafe]

fake

[ruizhi567]

that i a street car going 5mph. but its cool that you did attuly doge it.

[XSolarPieX]

rofl dude that was awesome

[aclock2]

Next, Chuck Norris will teach trains how to dodge him.

[DeaDGoyO]

i lost my legs trying this :(

just kidding

[xDrPhail]

So I'm pretty sure you guys are taking this WAY too seriously " Oh man, WTF green screen ". Weather this video is real or not, I'm sure it wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Notice the laughter at the end? Humor. He's not seriously preparing to ninja-dodge a train. Why all the trollin'?

[Lunchtimealex]

@xDrPhail your a satnav

[TheJustin574]

I remember when I was twelve and had a green screen....

[TheHALLOOON]

530 people tried this and the train fucked them up.

[TiMmY14041234]

if you don't want us to attempt this... then why did you show us how to do it?????

[ScatMonkey777]

@TiMmY14041234 Entertainment? What's that?

[cyrus233able]

00:01

[melovejellibeans]

conclusion: middle track=NO if you look closely it is just bars of metal off the other tracks corragated together in the middle to secure them. :D nice work

[LordBoomerX]

I'm not hating, don't say I am. I'm just saying it's fake.

That was about the lousiest train sound you could have put.

0:50 Look to the right, no parked car.

0:54 look to the right, a parked car.

You're going to say. "Oh anyone can park a car in 4 seconds"

Well, if you continue to watch it, nobody gets out of the car....

Once again, I'm not hating. just refilm if a car parked. :P

[Arthron141310]

@LordBoomerX yeah you're right about that, but the train is so detailed and the shadow of the train is also very detailed. Can we all agree that car was just an Autobot or Decepticon or somethin'. Maybe this train is too, I don't know.

[timetable25]

Doesn't the train look more like a tram?

[cinnamondouche]

1. The camera is on a tripod. The "shaking" is faked in post to make it look legit.

2. Adobe After Effects

[123superaras]

oops i tried im dead may my soul haunt JPizzile1122

[hellraizers2]

wow

[misty181920]

.Never do that you could die JPizzle1122 then there would be no more episodes ! :(

[TaraIsLegitt]

Even if there was a middle track, he was clearly standing on the last track and the train was on the same track he was standing. So, if you all think he's faking it then I suggest you go out and try it yourself.

[HolyShitReviews]

Very Stupid. You dodged the smallest train ive ever seen and if somone immitates this shit . They could die -.- So thumbs down

[Donald124z]

524 people got hit by the train

[ShammyWoWLoL]

He did rotoscoping, its actually very cool. He filmed the setting with the train and then over layed it with the same setting exactly but this time without the train and Jory jumping, I believe the editing term is called rotoscoping or w/e theres a tutorial on how to do it. Just search this video "The Train Dodge - How it was done - rotoscope, rotoscoping "

[DeobX100X]

Smooth motherfucker!

[fillingham777]

on closer inspection of the slo-mo when you jump back and the train passes you your feet disappear when they should be in view at 1:30

[michu070]

so it isnt impossible?

[Shadowabliss]

Step 3: Get out of the way. Pfft, no shit sherlock. XD Omg, just think, if you had jumped back and bashed the rail with your feet and fell back, that thing woulda sliced your feet off. God!! Be careful dude! XD

[chocolatelova100]

it would be a very sad and gross day if you didnt make that.....THANK GOODNESS YOU DID!!!

[melovejellibeans]

i know that you i dodge it and all that but there is a middle track! i dont know if i am correct but the shadow from the middle track spread across to track you were standing. then again i still think you dodged it!

[IrishButNotDrunk]

i bet the driver shat himself ^_^

[slanderoushalo]

@GiorgioPanadgi That is a train, that's the Green Line in Boston. They couple those trolleys together all the time.

[MROKAY6]

wtf just happend :S?

[ZzLeAtHaLzL3g4cY]

wow i am amazed

[raihanahkhalid]

u should have showed us the back of the train if he was in the possition

[jd81792]

Wow Jon, you seem awful calm for just dodging a train.. haha i believe its legit because, well its not too hard to just step outta the way if the train is slowing down for a stop, which is possible..

[mosespart2]

well wether it's real or not it was still pretty cool

[Twilight053]

@davedudedatguy Sorry, but your words backfires. Do you even know how wide is that train is? And if you look carefully, there IS wheels.

You are gay, sorry.

[davedudedatguy]

@Twilight053 Oh really? What about that car then? And really the shadow should be on him. But it isn't. You don't have to point out that you are stupid. We knew anyway.

Don't talk bullshit.

[davedudedatguy]

We are NOT stupid. This is fake. Look at the right hand side before and after the train comes. Before there is no car and after there IS a car. And also, the shadow of the train should of been on John as the trains shadow went on him. Nice try though

[monkeysruleoyea]

@davedudedatguy Oh yeah, would you look at that, a car drove up and parked as the train was passing, it MUST be fake.

*sarcasm*

Also, when Jon dodged the train, he also dodged its shadow, too. Do you think he would've waited until the train's SHADOW was touching him before he stepped out of the way? He would've lost a limb....the bumps in the tracks affect where the shadows land.

[erkneverdie]

It's so easy how to dodge the train just be stupid. hahaha

[terrorlord15]

what are you guys all about with the fake?

did it look like special effects lol?

did you not see him step out of the way at the last second from a train? you cant fake that its not the future we dont have holograms, dont be retards.

[John4sh0w]

i tried this and now im cant feel the lower haf of my body, thancks alot jon

[yoleez8]

wow, if your a loser,you dont do much but play video games or any stuff, you should try to make a FAKE video , like this guy.

[mrtdiduncanfan]

0:50 blue one

ps 522 got hit by a train

[mrtdiduncanfan]

0:50 blue one

[moviesunrated]

I found a boat website (I think it is) that archived a whole page of comments (Maybe more even) on this video. That's really weird.

[wolfiemoonOnROBLOX]

So fake xD

[Giiillette]

Middle track ? The train isn't riding on a middle track just look at the shadow of the train.

[rainbowsarecoolio]

everyone saying there is a middle track or that is fake, please shut up. it's really annoying

[ruudiluca]

It was real. It is called moving before the train hits you.

[swardfish1]

And I live literally right near where you guys filmed this. You're in front of the holiday inn on St. Paul street at the St. Paul street T stop.

[swardfish1]

3 things.

1) the train is on the right track, but the green line trains are just really wide.

2) did you get permission from the T or something? Cuz the train didn't even slow down or anything.

3) the green line trains do have air horns, but they only blow them when you're standing over the yellow line (or at least they do that above ground) or when someone or something runs/drives/rides across the tracks in front of a train (it's happened to me before)

And I live literally right where you

[JesusIsMyMarine]

i looked at this in HD many times as wells as the car jump too. The car jump could have or couldnt have been real but this is real but simply he was standing on the edge of the furthest track and hopped off there is no middle track because there would be wood in the middle there is not any. Great vid other than u might wanna mover up next time becaue it causes some people not to see everything like the car you couldnt see the sadows which would have shown the truth.

[gentshep]

The Green Line trains don't have air horns like that, do they?

[NeverForgetWizet]

You must send this action packed clip to Hollywood or something...

[TNG128MB]

there is clearly no middle track :)

and how come u can just WALK onto train tracks in the us?

[74ryanwolf]

@TNG128MB because it's a free country...

[mrfoozy47]

@TNG128MB well youre not supposed to and if caught would probably get in trouble. i guess people figure that no one would stand in front of a train

[LAFFProductions2]

0:55 SLUG BUG BLUE!

[parkourman321]

I think i got it! i think that it was a trolley and i rode on the Rail itself almost like a Monorail?

[Mesulxie]

Sweet, but the closest train tracks are like a mile away and the metrolink speeds by a lot...oh well, I must improvise.

[TheGooberment]

HOLY SHIT

[folkloricblock]

@theBusinesskids hey did you also notice that the wooden planks stick out of the sides as well and not just in the middle.

[crazykillz03]

omg thank you so much for making this video! i was walking across some train tracks while a train was coming and all of a sudden forgot how to get out of the way. then i remembered this video! youre a lifesaver.............

[dualCranKy]

The 3 Steps aint useful again..

[ImDrFail]

lucky you you found the slowest train in recorded history.

This would be unsafe otherwise. i think you could've hitched a ride on the front if there was a bar to stand on. that would look awesome.

[gundamfang]

Why does everyone make a big deal about these videos? As I stated in the car jumping one, if it is real, then guess what, its real, if its fake, then guess what ITS FAKE. Suck it up and watch. If you don't like, then here is a shocking idea DON'T WATCH. I know it is pure genius. As for Ideo Productions, keep producing as I back you all the way!

[weeniedudeisme]

The trains in my town go ten times that fast

[technolive1980]

well thats even more stupid hes day will come

[technolive1980]

very stupid you should be in jail for that you relise how easy you could have been killed i should no as i no someone that is a train driver and they ran someone down a month ago guess what there (DEAD) think twice about doing that again

[ThatGuyThatPlaysCod]

@technolive1980 well obviously he didnt really try it it was all special effects.... or are you 4 and dont know what special effects are?

[JPizzle1122]

@technolive1980 - Hey man, thanks for assuming shit.

Like assuming I'm an idiot. No really, thanks for that.

[alldrunkedup]

why did the train not blow its horn or slow down? fake

[mager258987]

@alldrunkedup A train can't stop on a dime. It needs at least 50 feet to come to a stop.

[JPizzle1122]

@alldrunkedup - It did, were you listening?

[poiuyjnmbg]

@JPizzle1122 this vid is awesome

[midgetmayo]

@JPizzle1122 Hearing aid battery died.

[Wabinatorx]

@alldrunkedup You deaf or something?

[alldrunkedup]

@Wabinatorx ok i hear it. don't know how missed it before.

[wtfmandudeguy1]

@alldrunkedup

do you know how long it takes to slow a train?

[alldrunkedup]

@wtfmandudeguy1 7698708-089707=-000087

[Twilight053]

@wtfmandudeguy1 Roughly train stops approximately 400 meter after the brake is pressed on a normal train

[DoubleT501]

@alldrunkedup the reason it didnt slow down was because it cant slow down theres a thing on the train called a death grip. if the driver lets go it will shut down the train all together idiot

[alldrunkedup]

@DoubleT501 did u see the one where he puts a bullet in his head?

[benbattles]

@alldrunkedup Take it from a train engineer, it doesnt become and emergency until we actually hit a person so there is no reason for us to slow down until the point of impact

[alldrunkedup]

@benbattles i wrote this comment without thinking now fuck off.

[benbattles]

@alldrunkedup seems like you do that alot!

[alldrunkedup]

@benbattles now fuck off

[benbattles]

@alldrunkedup there ya go again, cant think so profanity prevails. and is "now fuck off" your sign off or something? why not try Ron Burgundy favorite; You Stay Classy alldrunkedup.

[alldrunkedup]

@benbattles lol will i ever stop getting comments about this shit

[sockeron]

@alldrunkedup it takes a mile for a train to stop dumbass

[TheBusinessKids]

There is a middle track. Guys there IS a middle track!

You know how there are wooden boards on train tracks to make them sturdy so they don't move? While why would there be boards in the middle if there is no middle track?

=FAKE

[JPizzle1122]

@TheBusinessKids - There's not a middle track, you're an idiot.

[2152cliff]

@JPizzle1122 agreed. those wooden boards that business kids said were part of the middle track are the shanks of the boards or "ties" from the TWO tracks that are there.

[gundamfang]

@TheBusinessKids You are a moron. The wooden panels you see don't fully extend in between the two tracks. AND WHY WOULD THERE BE 4 SETS OF STEEL FOR TRAINS. Besides, having 2 sets of tracks is more efficient anyways.

[shawnwoolsey117]

@TheBusinessKids theres no midle track

[Burgonx]

@TheBusinessKids as you can clearly see the boards do not connect

[panicthefiredrake]

@TheBusinessKids you do realize that the boards don't stop exactly at the rail, right? and if it was on the middle track, you couldn't see the other rail. and the reason it didn't blow it's horn is cause it's a trolley. no conducter/driver

[googie109]

Did the train actually honk at you or was that a sound effect?

[Doomsday2060]

GOOD IDEA.

[CinammenRolls]

it seems i cant do step 1

[primogennaio]

How about not standing on the tracks in the first place?