Our family never fights but this year on Thanksgiving my uncle told my other uncle he was going to shoot him while he was cleaning a gun (after their hunting trip) and my dad punched him.... We dont talk about that any more
I remember when I was about ten, my cousin - who was like 16 17- got drunk on eggnog When I asked if he was drunk he got all surly and loud. Then his mom came in and they fought. So I kinda instigated lol. He is still a mean drunk to this day.
the worst christmas fight i've had in the family was when I was a kid and my parents got in a big fight about who knows what and then my dad just drove off in the middle of christmas morning. thank god they are divorced now.
So my brother had a great job and made a lot of money, so he bought our dad a bottle of johhny walker blue label, which is like 250 dollars or something, so all the brothers are drinking, I was too young, and still am, and everytime they drink they fight, now one of my brothers is basicly the same size as my dad and the other is taller and stronger, so somhow later that night they were in the driveway playing hit for hit, after some whisky, now my dads driveway connects to the neighbors by this
@mitchskater sttep slant, and the neighbors car was parked there, so my dad was facing my brother who was facing the neighbors car, and my brother pushed him and my dad pulled him with and he hit his forehead on the neighbors fender, denting it quite a bit, and his forehead got swollen, it was funny, then the nect morning i was outside and the neighbor walked to his car, looked at the dent and shrugged and drove off
Before you mentioned hotel stays in this video, I was thinking this week how I might like to start staying at some of the nearby hotels just for the fun of it. With the Mohegan Sun and Foxwoods casinos being about 25 miles south of me, we have lots of hotels from which to choose.
If your parents knew there was a leak that was affecting the ceiling above their heads, they should have had a plumber come in and fix it. I think you should sue them for blaming and traumatizing you over the cave-in.
At this point in time, my family mainly consists of me, my husband and our 2 sons (1977+1986). The oldest lives on his own, but he stops by nearly every day. Our household is kind of crazy and loud on a regular basis. Christmas is just another day at the zoo.
One Christmas I was about 12 and it had snowed a LOT and we couldn't go the 8 miles to my Aunt's house. But I was stubborn and I said "I'm going to walk" and I set out walking. It was knee deep snow and I made it about half way. Then I turned around and went home. I was in big trouble.
I have Italian parents, what do you think??? They always argue. Your story was hillarious, but as a parent it is upsetting when your children don;t listen!!!
Well, one day my family and I were eating lunch together...My brother was making fun of me and it was making me very mad. I told him to stop, but he kept on going. I snapped and threw my fork at him. It hit him in the throat-by his chin. the next thing i knew, the fork was hanging out of his neck. I felt terrible-but i was amazed at how acurate my aim was. He was okay. The fork wasn't in deep at all, and he has forgiven me for doing that. BTW, my sister takes 2hr long showers!!! Drives me nuts!
This was such a heart warming video, dear Paul,,,,,,,,,,,,I love sitting under the tree, talking about masterbation, and the ceiling falling down..............I am glad you topped it off by stealing the gift under the tree.....................thats my Paul.............pure GOLD xoxoxoxo five stars
Have a wonderful holiday, you are my favorite guy xoxooxxoxoxox
I got in a fight with my sister on christmas and I hit my sister in the back of the head with my camera.. hahaha looking back we laugh and were thankful it happened because we didnt have to go to my aunts super boring church. (:
every year, the fighting begins when my grandmother demands her lists. no one ever wants anything because we get stuff all year and we live minimally. but weve had some epic xmas day fights.before my parents divorced, my idiot father got left home for misbehaving, and the next year he got left at a gas station halfway to my grandmothers house. and there were so many other fights. and theyre always funny and ridiculous! i love the fights, but hate xmas with them.
I've had only one REAL fight with my parents, everything else was just me bs-ing my way through a lecture so I could go to my room and blast loud music.
yeah doesnt every guy lol but yeah i usually stay in th shower till the hot water runs out lol...but yeah just wanted to say thanks alot paul i think you are the only youtuber that responds to most all your comment you really do rock Paul .....
I just took the longest shower after a visit to In-N-Out. a cigarette and a-half-an-hour-shower after a good meal's always worth it.
haha! my parents fight with me everyday regardless of the roof falling on my moms head. I need to just sober up and go to fuckin college.. I can't think of any specific fights we've had, actually that's funny, my mom ALWAYS picks fights on holidays for no apparent reason.. I think she just misses her family up in England. I dunno man, I'm eating Mike and Ike's. :)
OMG Paul :D that is AWESOME! HAHA. sooo worth it ;D
i agree though about people getting weird around christmas. i dont think i can do anything right around this time.. my mom is always in a weird mood. i made dinner for her the other night and i've NEVER done that and she didn't even take notice.. she's just edgy :/
Paul, you have no idea. When am I not fighting with my family about something? lol. Only once on Christmas and it was over me and my closest cousin stealing a pie and eating it under the table. The whole day was blown to bits, but it was amazingly worth it, I'd never seen my aunt turn purple before! XD
Got into a HUGE fight with my sister 4 years ago Christmas day over a pair of diamond earrings. She said they were hers but they were in my ears! I told her possession is 9/10's of the law! She said take them out by the time I count to 10. She jumped up and I punched her in the face. She reared back to hit me but my Mom jumped in the middle. She punched the dentures out of my mom's mouth. I got a few more punches in.. she never did hit me. I STILL have the earrings :) Dysfunctional Family? Yes
Hon, I'm 43, she's 48.. We laugh about it now. My mom passed away 3 years ago. As sad as a story as it may seem.. It actually brought us closer together.. I said we were a dysfunctional family!
That's not half as bad as me! I use to sit in the tub for 2-3 hours at a time! And I HATED baths..But what confused me more than anything was getting out, the whole, try not to drip on the floor, get the huge rush of cold while you try to quickly dry off with the towel ect ect, and also when I was little I didn't know I could get out. I'd just sit there water logged until my parents told me to get out. They let me stay in there so long cos they thought I liked baths....=/ I was weird.
Hi Paul! I don't remember fighting with anyone on Christmas, it was prolly just normal fighting over toys or something with my cousin. Funny story though if a part of the ceiling fell on my moms head from me taking to long of a shower I think I might have ran. Just because I knew I was going to be in allot of trouble.
our was the day easter, parents flipped because i snuck out of the house like 3 days earlier, we went back and forth for like 7 hours. ha, parents so pissed they didnt put out any candy for my sister and i. my little sister blames me for the fact that the easter bunny has never made another apperance.
i snuck out to go to youth group at church. we are anti church :( that may be part of it. but if we are anti religion why do we celebrate the holidays? hypocritical much :P
i remember my biggest fight was when i opend all my x-mas presents way be4 every1 woke up i just couldnt help it
doctamic 1 year ago
Your shower was in the living room??
tylertyler82 1 year ago
30 Minute shower wank, LOL.Also WTF if there is leak ur parents should of fixed it. A piece of plaster board on moms head LMAO.
guerillacity 1 year ago
YOU LOOK LIKE STEVEN TYLER :O
iHomestarrunner69 1 year ago
wtf is thiss
TheNorcali14 1 year ago
i take half hour showers.... but us girls can be in in the bathroom forever
NoWayItsShay 2 years ago
hahaha
GaigeYa 2 years ago
Our family never fights but this year on Thanksgiving my uncle told my other uncle he was going to shoot him while he was cleaning a gun (after their hunting trip) and my dad punched him.... We dont talk about that any more
KatieMcD93 2 years ago
I remember when I was about ten, my cousin - who was like 16 17- got drunk on eggnog When I asked if he was drunk he got all surly and loud. Then his mom came in and they fought. So I kinda instigated lol. He is still a mean drunk to this day.
Amy4000 2 years ago
the worst christmas fight i've had in the family was when I was a kid and my parents got in a big fight about who knows what and then my dad just drove off in the middle of christmas morning. thank god they are divorced now.
Ginax2 2 years ago
i love flashback fridays. you should keep doing more!
kandyalley641 2 years ago
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
9kolajbertelsen 2 years ago
i had a dream about byron this night hahaha!
sliskigt 2 years ago
So my brother had a great job and made a lot of money, so he bought our dad a bottle of johhny walker blue label, which is like 250 dollars or something, so all the brothers are drinking, I was too young, and still am, and everytime they drink they fight, now one of my brothers is basicly the same size as my dad and the other is taller and stronger, so somhow later that night they were in the driveway playing hit for hit, after some whisky, now my dads driveway connects to the neighbors by this
mitchskater 2 years ago
@mitchskater sttep slant, and the neighbors car was parked there, so my dad was facing my brother who was facing the neighbors car, and my brother pushed him and my dad pulled him with and he hit his forehead on the neighbors fender, denting it quite a bit, and his forehead got swollen, it was funny, then the nect morning i was outside and the neighbor walked to his car, looked at the dent and shrugged and drove off
mitchskater 2 years ago
Never had them i really dont like ebing shouted at at all so oi never do anything really naughty o-o imsuch a goodty tushoes somtmies xD
EccentricElegance 2 years ago
the holidays is always very noisy but we never have fights, its happy but we cant hear each other haha
MaxBearguy1 2 years ago
No fights on Christmas yet. So where did you film this FF at?
nocondition 2 years ago
Humm... maybe that stain was from you masturbating. haha - still waiting for that naked video ;0
simodav 2 years ago
I agree with you about the masturbation thing. water makes the whole thing awkward somehow...
ServeTheBeaver 2 years ago
How long did you masturbate? Who did you think of?...just kidding.. Great vid
9kolajbertelsen 2 years ago
0:38 ooooh sassy!
DrDarkness666 2 years ago
I love long showers, when I was 10 I had like hour long showers.
Usernamedshah 2 years ago
My 3rd and final comment on this video (maybe).
Before you mentioned hotel stays in this video, I was thinking this week how I might like to start staying at some of the nearby hotels just for the fun of it. With the Mohegan Sun and Foxwoods casinos being about 25 miles south of me, we have lots of hotels from which to choose.
Do you have any siblings?
DebUSA 2 years ago
If your parents knew there was a leak that was affecting the ceiling above their heads, they should have had a plumber come in and fix it. I think you should sue them for blaming and traumatizing you over the cave-in.
DebUSA 2 years ago
At this point in time, my family mainly consists of me, my husband and our 2 sons (1977+1986). The oldest lives on his own, but he stops by nearly every day. Our household is kind of crazy and loud on a regular basis. Christmas is just another day at the zoo.
DebUSA 2 years ago
"The Half an Hour Shower- A Practical Guide to Home Destruction"
Someone should right a book on the subject.
NameInVainProduction 2 years ago
One Christmas I was about 12 and it had snowed a LOT and we couldn't go the 8 miles to my Aunt's house. But I was stubborn and I said "I'm going to walk" and I set out walking. It was knee deep snow and I made it about half way. Then I turned around and went home. I was in big trouble.
Courthar 2 years ago
i love the random "how are you's" hhahah
gcsjulian 2 years ago
I have Italian parents, what do you think??? They always argue. Your story was hillarious, but as a parent it is upsetting when your children don;t listen!!!
regamom3 2 years ago
Gr8 story man....your right showers r awesome. the longer the better
Bocist 2 years ago
Long showers ftw!
Flaargleberry 2 years ago
Well, one day my family and I were eating lunch together...My brother was making fun of me and it was making me very mad. I told him to stop, but he kept on going. I snapped and threw my fork at him. It hit him in the throat-by his chin. the next thing i knew, the fork was hanging out of his neck. I felt terrible-but i was amazed at how acurate my aim was. He was okay. The fork wasn't in deep at all, and he has forgiven me for doing that. BTW, my sister takes 2hr long showers!!! Drives me nuts!
kietteio 2 years ago
This is the first time the word masturbation has been said by a Christmas tree. :P
canadianstudmuffin 2 years ago
@canadianstudmuffin Well you obviously haven't spent a Christmas with my family..Lol.
KazziKolorZz 2 years ago
it is just Deb and I this Christmas...so we won't get too stressed out. :P
Merry Christmas, Paul!
canadianstudmuffin 2 years ago
I've had a few argumenta with family members on Boxing day
BoomZzzZ 2 years ago
its my birthday
todanp 2 years ago
This was such a heart warming video, dear Paul,,,,,,,,,,,,I love sitting under the tree, talking about masterbation, and the ceiling falling down..............I am glad you topped it off by stealing the gift under the tree.....................thats my Paul.............pure GOLD xoxoxoxo five stars
Have a wonderful holiday, you are my favorite guy xoxooxxoxoxox
judysweetfunny 2 years ago
uhhhhh?>......
lokenovez 2 years ago
2:36 hahahah ;D
AngelBaby977onRS 2 years ago
I got in a fight with my sister on christmas and I hit my sister in the back of the head with my camera.. hahaha looking back we laugh and were thankful it happened because we didnt have to go to my aunts super boring church. (:
squaidie12 2 years ago
That story is hysterical hahahaha
KrazyRawb 2 years ago
I love that story, i got some to tell ya soon!!!
bdsninja 2 years ago
haha i love hotels ambiance too! and also airports!.
dman1001 2 years ago
every year, the fighting begins when my grandmother demands her lists. no one ever wants anything because we get stuff all year and we live minimally. but weve had some epic xmas day fights.before my parents divorced, my idiot father got left home for misbehaving, and the next year he got left at a gas station halfway to my grandmothers house. and there were so many other fights. and theyre always funny and ridiculous! i love the fights, but hate xmas with them.
merry xmas paul!
wayneandy41869 2 years ago
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sareaar 2 years ago
I've had only one REAL fight with my parents, everything else was just me bs-ing my way through a lecture so I could go to my room and blast loud music.
WebbGnome0 2 years ago
yeah doesnt every guy lol but yeah i usually stay in th shower till the hot water runs out lol...but yeah just wanted to say thanks alot paul i think you are the only youtuber that responds to most all your comment you really do rock Paul .....
frogystyle2 2 years ago
I just took the longest shower after a visit to In-N-Out. a cigarette and a-half-an-hour-shower after a good meal's always worth it.
haha! my parents fight with me everyday regardless of the roof falling on my moms head. I need to just sober up and go to fuckin college.. I can't think of any specific fights we've had, actually that's funny, my mom ALWAYS picks fights on holidays for no apparent reason.. I think she just misses her family up in England. I dunno man, I'm eating Mike and Ike's. :)
SCHIZOPHRENlC 2 years ago
masturbating in the shower is a common past time for boyz
wasserbrunner 2 years ago
I used to take long showers... oh wait... still do
ChristopherMast 2 years ago
Actually, can't recall a fight on christmas day. Near christmas, sure. just not on that day.
bbqdhamster 2 years ago
LMAO. i love how the plumber told them its your fault.....
i have trades background....its definately NOT THE LEAKING PIPE....its your showers.
farkdanarc 2 years ago
LOL. I know. That's why I love this story so much. Somehow it was all Paul's fault! Makes no sense.
JasonERF 2 years ago
OMG Paul :D that is AWESOME! HAHA. sooo worth it ;D
i agree though about people getting weird around christmas. i dont think i can do anything right around this time.. my mom is always in a weird mood. i made dinner for her the other night and i've NEVER done that and she didn't even take notice.. she's just edgy :/
0justBETHANY 2 years ago
Paul, you have no idea. When am I not fighting with my family about something? lol. Only once on Christmas and it was over me and my closest cousin stealing a pie and eating it under the table. The whole day was blown to bits, but it was amazingly worth it, I'd never seen my aunt turn purple before! XD
lindseeeyyyyy 2 years ago
paul have you ever had really shitty food when you were a kid but when your an adult you love it?
silentpounce 2 years ago
Got into a HUGE fight with my sister 4 years ago Christmas day over a pair of diamond earrings. She said they were hers but they were in my ears! I told her possession is 9/10's of the law! She said take them out by the time I count to 10. She jumped up and I punched her in the face. She reared back to hit me but my Mom jumped in the middle. She punched the dentures out of my mom's mouth. I got a few more punches in.. she never did hit me. I STILL have the earrings :) Dysfunctional Family? Yes
sheri226 2 years ago
It's pretty stupid to fight your sister for shiny rocks...
monamisebas1234 2 years ago
@monamisebas1234
Hon, I'm 43, she's 48.. We laugh about it now. My mom passed away 3 years ago. As sad as a story as it may seem.. It actually brought us closer together.. I said we were a dysfunctional family!
sheri226 2 years ago
Omg... I Love Going To Hotels!!!
I Love Swimming In The Hotel Pools..*If They Are Clean* Then being in the elevator Wet and people get in and are like :S... lmao funny.
ExpressYourself077 2 years ago
I completely get what you mean about the hotel atmosphere haha, especially around the holidays!
Theownera 2 years ago
Its soooooo awesome!!!!!!!!!!! some might say
Dilicious! :)
PaulTelner 2 years ago
That's not half as bad as me! I use to sit in the tub for 2-3 hours at a time! And I HATED baths..But what confused me more than anything was getting out, the whole, try not to drip on the floor, get the huge rush of cold while you try to quickly dry off with the towel ect ect, and also when I was little I didn't know I could get out. I'd just sit there water logged until my parents told me to get out. They let me stay in there so long cos they thought I liked baths....=/ I was weird.
KazziKolorZz 2 years ago
hhaha thats a great story! I HATE getting outa baths!!!!! I dry off as fast as possible!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
I never really argued with my parents near holidays, except, for wanting to open my gifts early. Who doesn't wanna do that?
YakattakExit 2 years ago
ya gifts are THE BEST!!! hard to resist!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
30 Minute showers? Holy crap my parents freak if I take more than 5 minutes!
Gwainafair 2 years ago
is 30 too long? i could prob do 15..
PaulTelner 2 years ago
Ahhhh the quality is horrible !
19jojo93 2 years ago
sweet
Gwainafair 2 years ago
masturbated sick fuck
NewbletGladez 2 years ago
Masturbation is a healthy thing
Gwainafair 2 years ago 6
haha thats what i hear! im honest!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
@Gwainafair it's a SIN
wakefan63 1 year ago
Hi Paul! I don't remember fighting with anyone on Christmas, it was prolly just normal fighting over toys or something with my cousin. Funny story though if a part of the ceiling fell on my moms head from me taking to long of a shower I think I might have ran. Just because I knew I was going to be in allot of trouble.
randapandapants77 2 years ago
LOL ya it was NUTS! but very very comical!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
I like your hat!
octonis 2 years ago
Thanks!! :-)
Paultblog 2 years ago
our was the day easter, parents flipped because i snuck out of the house like 3 days earlier, we went back and forth for like 7 hours. ha, parents so pissed they didnt put out any candy for my sister and i. my little sister blames me for the fact that the easter bunny has never made another apperance.
erinricecake 2 years ago
LOL!! The bunny may come back some other day!! :-)
Paultblog 2 years ago
shes like 16 now, i think her hopes of bunny resurrection are dashed :P
erinricecake 2 years ago
sneaking out makes parents sooo weird!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
i snuck out to go to youth group at church. we are anti church :( that may be part of it. but if we are anti religion why do we celebrate the holidays? hypocritical much :P
erinricecake 2 years ago
i have the worst diahrrea right now, im on the bowl on my wireless laptop
BuyMoreFirearms 2 years ago
Good luck!!! :-)
Paultblog 2 years ago
@BuyMoreFirearms Craaaaazy me too!
Frit0Pie 1 year ago
Paul u ever been to Vancouver? If not, you should come visit us Vancouverites!
asterisk44 2 years ago 2
I've been out west but not as far as Vancouver! Would love to!!
Paultblog 2 years ago
I actually got hit by a snowplow >.> lol. broke my pelvis. but that was last year.
NickTechFilms 2 years ago
Really?! OMG! Thats insane!
Paultblog 2 years ago
nice!
Mtr374 2 years ago
i love hotels too :) you dont need to clean up your mess. :)
erinricecake 2 years ago
It's so great :-)
Paultblog 2 years ago
first to comment
fuzzymcfuzzington 2 years ago 6