Yor: Hunter From the Future Movie Review (Part 3)

[ScyberPsylock]

It took me 8 long years to get this movie's theme song out of my head! Now I have to start all over again! The memories of when I was 7 years old >.< He would be the man if he at least banged those three chicks.. then the movie would have been so much tolerable!

[fox0205]

Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Genocide!

[Bishop30]

Seriously!

Amazing review...too funny.

This movie literally made me drop my jaw..

[hauk93]

Why wasen't Reb Brown in "The Expendables"??

[amcgbc]

@hauk93

Because Reb Brown wasn't deemed popular enough to be in there. Not everyone knows who he is. I mean, everyone knows who Jet Li is, or Sylvester Stallone.

[hauk93]

@amcgbc It was a joke dude ...

[scottieman2]

Should be on DVD and in theaters!

[mattiathekaiju]

Imagine Spoony reviewing the live action movie version of the Teito Monogatari novels(Tokyo:the last megalopolis).

[riosbeatz1]

what is the song at the very end? the orchestra sounding one?

[RadarKat73080]

What kind of Reb Brown movie is this if he doesn't scream like a bitch?

[themanwiththepan]

3:44

what's that from again? Kessen?

[rictor129]

@themanwiththepan conan, the barbarian/destroyer. pretty sure they do it in both those movies, but ive never seen kessen.

[saiyanprince989]

all i can say is AWESOME!!!

lol. Keep it up!

[Alan27Jorn]

Most Awesome Movie Ever.

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Even the putties in the Power Rangers would put up a better fight!

[pvtjhon]

My friend just showed this. Wow I need to see this movie. Great reviews!!!

WOW WOW WOW!

Dirty Dancing is an awesome movie! FUCK this shit!

[FallOfRome101189]

"Ha. Zap. Gas."

[iftba]

I can't believe I saw this in the theater... and the ONLY thing I remembered about it is that it had a shirtless guy fighting Darth Vader guys with lasers. Although that's apparently most of the movie barring the parts that were less memorable than Caveman.

[candychandelier]

I can't believe such a movie exists...XD

[Victus6]

Yor: Genocidal Psychopath from the Future

[zoneshatterer19]

@Victus6 Yor: Demon from the future is more like it.

[vigo894]

Whoever made this movie deserves the Nobel Peace prize.

[henshinman]

@vigo894 YEA TAKE IT FROM OBAMA OR AL GORE

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

But one question remains. Who is truly the man? Yor or Duke Nukem?

[Jhief2]

Zap... I guess...

[spiderlime]

i think that the line with the hemp has become a classic by now. the strange thing is that this film is actually based on a novel. i wonder if there's a review of that anywhere. apart from that, i have never, ever seen a dinosaur treated so brutally.never!

[mr0buch]

I have learned three things:

It's Yor's world, he's the man, and we will need a lot more hemp before we're through.

[spindoctor94941]

are there any torrents for this movie?

seeds please...

[haemony]

Fabulous review! I laughed all the way through it. This is a favorite flick from my childhood, and even then I realized how awesomely bad it was. Good stuff!

[TheInvincibleHERPO]

best review of yor ever my most favorite movie of all time, you need to watch the 4 hour version it is way better.

[Ashenge]

Yeah. Where's Pak's theme song? Damn.

[IgnatzKolisch]

Best movie review I've ever seen!!!

[NatterV2]

"We need a lot more hemp before were through"

Best Line Ever

[MonsterCrypt]

Ha-ha-ha! Yor has advanced knowledge in selfishly destroying civilizations.

[Ydna0]

Definitely looks like the Space Mutiny set. There must have been at least one railing kill.

[DPadJockey]

incoming awesomeness

badass pose at 3:07 by the way. He's like "I am king of the games. but at what cost?" lol

[Arturius]

Muthafuckin caveman trapeze artist. Booyah.

[Avocado11]

Yor maybe the biggest bad ass I've ever seen.

[dan223344556677]

Yor! destroyer of civilization. he's the maaan! :)

[griffy2007]

I loved how Yor flew off in a spaceship that he should not know how to fly... kick ass!!!

[beanstheclown]

Well what did you expect? He is THE MAN after all...

[sokarsfleet]

Holy shit that is the set of Space Mutiny those cheap bastards! MST3k 4 life

[soulfox619]

the girl is Corrine Clery from the story of O.

[fatalrob0t]

Just how old are you? I grew up with Conan, Krull, Beastmaster and Willow and I'm 26, so I'm curious why it is you only got Willow growing up. Of course, my grandpa, grandma and mother all love good fantasy movies...

[Graylord88]

I think Dink Smallwood (game) had a bonus level that was ripped off this =P

[fredthefrowner]

Jesus!!! This is your best review yet!!!

[poepper]

yeah this review was just awesome. spoony should be as famous as the nerd or the critic :>

[Spellmyname25]

Final Fantasy is waaaay funnier xD

[YorBeastmaster]

All bow to Yor. It's his world! He's the man!

[Aerodeth]

Yo, Yor... where's the Sun?

[waverly2468]

This film is from 1983. It certainly set a standard for sex and sorcery flicks for the rest of the decade. If this were made today it would probably be ruined by a lot of bad CGI.

[Travisbickle454]

Overlords death reminds me of Bennets death from Commando

[JamesMeteoriteHall]

Yeah but there was no steam tank behind him unfortunately. XD

[ultrablueray]

A plastic doll! XD

[mauserwinchester]

I watched the film, what a load of crap, it will be a classic, I couldnt stop my self laughing, I love it, bring on Yor 2

[SageOverride]

Oh, fizzlebeef!

[ranchdressing]

2:06-2:16 Merry Christmas, asshole!

[Dookie87a]

We will need a lot more hep before we're trough!

[synthem]

Yor's the man? no, Pag's the man!

[willfreedo]

Blast Hardcheese indeed. A deja vu is much better if it involves old caveman trapece artists who shoot lasers calmly.

[dracosummoner]

Those videos were excellent. That song is so catchy, and the pterodactyl bit was hilarious. As far as the plot goes, I have heard worse. ^_^

[ScreenEyes]

INCOMING AWESOMENESS!

[bloodrunsclear]

I want to know how they got the fiery explosion to swirl around the model spacecraft. I thought that was pretty convincing.

[EcoFriendlyHulk]

sry if this sounds dumb.. is teh spoony being sarcastic? I wouldnt knw because ive seen some sarcastic movie reviews before and there too convincing.

[pepsiplunge316]

so...when is yor 2 coming out?

[Raditz86]

Epic Warcraft 1 refrance :D

[jaypayne]

That Yor's world theme song was actually quite catchy.

[masteriansun]

he's the man!

[Bistol13]

this ould make a great hack n slash.

[SSrb1099]

Cavemen armed with lasers. It was a first in movie cinema.

I believe the maze a mirrors is Overlord's dressing room.

[Hyperactiveheadshot]

I swear to god when they broke out of the island in the space ship i heard the music go "He's gonna make all the white dudes look gay tonight."

[JackJoseph00]

its actually 'make all them white bees look tame tonight', which makes as much sense, no sense.

[DivaFan319]

Seriously, what the hell does that even mean?

[tallaussiebloke]

Maybe "He's going to make all them wild beasts look tame tonight" in a heavy accent.

[DivaFan319]

That does make more sense, but you gotta remember, Spoony said he did his best to translate the lyrics.

Its a simple mistake.

[Tareltonlives]

Cavemen with laser rifles. On the trapeze. Then flying off from exploding an entire island. Fuck yes.

Maybe Reb Brown came with the basement from Space Mutiny.

And the Conan ending FTW

[Anthuz777]

0:42 - "Cavemen with laser rifles!" XD

[ziggo3]

We will need a lot more hemp before we're through.

[cludden89]

oh shit... me and my friends will totally have to whatch this sometime. and roleplaying rocks! And this kicked as!

[bertomx]

Love the Conan references ^_^

[decapitatethecat]

The theme is Epic , Yor could beat chuck Norris in a fight .Easily :D

[retardskull]

Rigor Mortis Hang Gliding Pterodactyl Kick > Roudhouse Kick.

[EnigmaDrath]

"GOD! Where's a dead, stiff four foot bat to hang glide with when you need one?!"

[Sejr]

YOR'S WORLD HE'S THA MAAAAAAAN!!!

[Zosai]

HAHAHAHAHA 'superior knowledge

[ReeperTheSeeker]

YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAN!!! That is going to be in my head for a week. YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAN!!!YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAN!!!YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAN!!!YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAN!!!

[Shack11]

Lasers moving at 10mph per hour, caveman trapeeze, action figures, Van Diesel, fusion generators not turning into nukes, *head asplodes*

[Lemunde]

I nominate Space Truckers for his next movie review.

[sageh11]

This was pure gold and awesome, I need to watch this again!

[ManifestPanda]

i love when the theme music kicks in, when that old guy did that stunt i almost died laughing. yor's so manly its like injecting sylvester stalone and arnold schwartzeneggers genetics into red sonya, and once the baby is born, letting it off into the wilderness with nothing but a hand axe and being raised by mutant cougars with eye patches and cigars. "yors world hes the man"!!!!!

[clouldstrife]

I have one thing to say.  Korgoth of Barbaria!!!

[Blueslipstream]

1:40- Pak's and Yor's world! They're the men!

[wswordsmen]

Only Yor is awesome enough to make a movie with 5 acts of genocide in it, and call the perpetrator of 4 a hero for it.

Cave men with laser rifles awswome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shadax101]

You didn't lie Spoony, this WAS awesome indeed..god, lol :D

[enigmaticocean]

I own this movie and you don't- I RULE!

[DarkEvil87]

We will need a lot more hemp before we're through. Great review man.

[Erikzors]

That's it, i have seen the most awesome thing the world has ever and will ever behold... I can finally die in pease.

[MrDougIsHere]

I never thought movies could be this stupid... I SWEAR!

[Blibertyblob123]

I guess you haven't seen a lot of Mystery Science Theater 3000. There can be found some of the crappiest movies ever made.

[resident4thunder]

this is insane awesomeness lol

[snappertjuh]

you really need lots and lots of hemp to watch this.

[Albedo238]

I must say, if Yor is the best kind of hero this world of his has to offer, then I pity the cavemen for not being able to hear about a certain post-apocolyptic hero named Kenshiro.

[Kruszakus]

Holy crap! This is beyond everything I've seen in my life!

[sonicpotter2000]

That song that plays in the trapeze scene scares me...

[NikkTheTrick]

Watch this when you are drunk. This is a lot more hilarious that way.

[captainblue50]

Needz moar hemp.

[IvoryAgent]

Man, at the rate he's destroying civilizations, Earth will be empty by next week! :D

[Hewkii]

Lol, YES, FINALY! Cavemen with lazers!!

Its amazing what things look like when its paused. Cheack out X-Men 3 when night-crawler teliports into the cell with the kids.

[QuikquikMcSliq]

Awesome movie but all this crazy crap going on simply PALES in comparison to a single frame of the Power Rangers Turbo movie.

[Arppis]

Would love to see Spoony one review one of those Power Rangers movies. Althou he did do that Power Rangers "game" review. :p

[QuikquikMcSliq]

well, you can see Power Rangers Turbo the movie right here on Youtube and I can assure you that that movie takes craziness to a whole new level.

[Arppis]

Haha, alright, thanks. :D

[psychocucumber321]

A most excellent review for a most excellent movie my son.

Maybe when they come out with a sequel to 10,000BC they will see this and call it 10,000AD and basically do the same thing but with more spaceships.

We will need a lot more hemp.

:D

[pikestank]

all of this was in 1 two-hour movie?

[Foxhack]

I just found a copy of that Dirty Dancing game at Gamestop.

I love crappy games, but even I have my limits.

[kazuya246]

Hes the man

[RogueRholm]

Great review, very funny!

[Schmidt54]

awesome movie

[TheTruth006]

It looks like he gets impaled by a giant candy cane.

[Trevelyan2]

Fantastic stuff BTW

[Trevelyan2]

Dude the main character looks exactly like Steve Oedekerk from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. It's freaking me out

[chidoribysaskue2]

wow quintuple genocide

[Garsideffxi]

"Talk to the Hand" LMAO.

[Jeromeo12345]

Yor wasnt a game dirty dancing at the end was

[Suiton1]

MOOOORE HEMP!!

[AccidentalVillain]

This film needs more hemp

before its through

[daxter34]

OMFG epic ending on spoony you rock

[SpecterVonBaren]

IT'S a game?!

[LongHairedTed]

"We will need a lot more hemp before we're through"

[CFDragon]

YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAAAAAAAAAN!

I can't get enough of these videos, it's absolutely hilarious.  Keep 'em coming Spoony, truly excellent work... My friends and I can watch these again and again and still laugh.

[DevilMalice]

And then they go extinct... when aliens as why there was only one thing to say "YORS WORLD, HES A DOUCHE"

[wongsmokesbong]

was the end bit supp be a mortal kombat parody?

[Otakupunk925]

it was suppose to be a conan parody

[JSword]

spooney is the man.

best reviewer on youtube by far.

[megatherium198]

That might be the most awesome group of tags on any youtube video ever...

[Granfalloon]

most charming reviewer of anything on the youtube

[blinddog83]

Good call! Spoony is a class act.

[mpontheair2]

They fly out of the island and back to the mainland "to make all those white bees look tame tonight."

I think I need some of that hemp, now.

[Isikien]

We will need a lot more hemp before we're through

[9thframe]

Pure awesomeness!

[VengefulRonin]

That was fucking amazing.

[philipinoidiot]

cavemen with lasers hmmm weird but awsome!

[Starshot1999]

Dirty Dancing the PC game? WTF!

[XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

Same lol

[RexStrider909]

Err.... nevermind.... mystery science theater 3000... its in the cred.. im a dumnass

[ReeperTheSeeker]

wow, what an epic movie. "yor's world, he's the man" yah, that will be playing in my head for a while. and a dirty dance game? okay, it's official now. everything in the history of man kind has a game out there! and i knew you were an MST3k fan! Pod People is the best one ever!!!

[DukeOnkled]

PLAY THE THEME BACKWARDS!

[aro5006]

It's Yor's World. He just commits genocide in it.

[ChristophyBrun]

That was fucking awesome. Top notch.

[theproplady]

Wow. My head asploded. Awesome review.

[Schpoonfish]

pure, sheer, unadulterated, awesome. Great job Spoony.

[Shintai123]

That has to be the worst movie I have ever witnessed.

[VanillaFejz]

GIYOOOOOR!!!!!

[turtlenumber13]

is it just me... or did Yor look like Dana Carvey? similar to Garth from Wayne's world, but abs shown for all.

[Domebuddy]

What was that ending a reference too, it seems so familier

[Boadicia]

it was from Conan the Barbarian

[Potidaon]

Spoony is the pop culture Übermensch.

All Hail Spoony, King of the Nerds.

[masticina]

Where did you dig up that copy of Yor! Oh well it is one of those hilarious bad movies..oh and yes..wasn't that just the 5th civilisation he killed off. Oh well!

[DarthPenguin1]

We're going to need alot more head before we're through.

[dieSeelentherapie]

omg that movie is..BAD X___x great review XD

[ironwolfosiris]

You've got long range military aircraft and laser weaponry. I think the cavemen will fucking surrender!

[Strideo1]

Wow!

[ZeroVirusMKII]

I'm gonna need a lot more hemp before I'm through...

Quite awesome, Spoony. You're the man, even more so than Yor. =3

[TigaTriga]

5 Stars - Excellent.

[asquii]

What did Big Man, J.B. Do for this one? Or are you just thanking him for helping to pay your bills?

[tommylehman]

I can't wait for the Dirty Dancing review.

[Priestofbabalon]

Yor has become my role model! - How can I fail? Or should that be "Oh how I fail".

Epic review. Can't wait to see the next one.

[predalien109]

yur kicks ass. He also has an awsome theam.

[FungusFromUliJonRoth]

Haha, "Lots of Billy Idols getting shot."

[DTiberius]

It was awesome to finally see one of your movie reviews ON VIDEO, Spoony.

I'd kill to see you do a video version of your XMen 3 review... that one was hilarious.

Either way, thanx alot. And thanx for still BEING HERE, man.

[TheWickedHaveMoreFun]

*scream* OH GREAT GODS OF GAMING, NOT THE DIRTY DANCING GAME! I was in a game store a few weeks ago to get Alone in the Dark and Lego Indiana Jones and I saw that game. I swear I almost vomited. And then the clerk had the audacity to reccomend it to me because I was a girl. GACK!

But enough of my disgust. THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE IN EXISTANCE!

[gir908922]

Yor does kick ass, though. Hey, Spoony, how creepy would it be if you played his theme song in reverse and try to translate that? XD