Cold as Clay

[123BabyVal]

2:03 That's what she said

[nastenkakoza1]

this story was read in my 5th grade's English class. we're learning about the purpose for even telling these urban legend stories. my guess : its because we want to be scared shitless! teacher's guess : you know what i mean. :P

[fangsnblood666]

0:32 zombie jim!!

[HowdyImMaddie]

1:58.. im dead.

[alexander3826]

The farmer is an idiot.

[MegaMr334]

i find this rather sad.......;(

[Emily6937]

"Is there anything wrong?" " Ohhhh nothing really you know i just died and came to say hi" -__-

[drinkbleach64]

OKAY WHO ACTIVATED THE VIBRATER IN THE HORSE!?!?!??

[Emily6937]

@drinkbleach64 More like< wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yaaaa(: lol

[jhenrynj]

OOOOOH!!!! that's where blunt the butcher went! no more questions cause there's your answer!

[ninjagrl809]

WAIT the farmer is Sam blunt I thought blunt made sausage

[sockmonkey102700]

Wtf he was creepy as hell when he died like his eyes were rolled back and all green around his eyes and mouth and when he came to that girls door I wouldn't go with him

[Angelsbloodytears]

@Ihkueren yeah, thats what I thogh. Its pretty creepy, but sweet

[Angelsbloodytears]

@Hauntzor Lo freaken L!!!!!!!! I just read tjis and bursted out laughing. my brothers like what are you laughing at?. I showed him the vid and let him read this comment. He made my ears bleed  :D

[thunderboundstudios]

Your skin is rotting, you have no pupils, you smell, and your clothes are rotting. Do you have a cold?

[cartermade86]

iit was more sad than scary the dad was such an ass hole

[Demonhunterguy73]

wow this is awsome now i dont half to read :D

[MeetByTheRiver]

WHEN DID HORSES SWEAT AND WHEN DID PEOPLE LOOK LIKE ZOMBIES WHEN THERE SICK??? LOL!

[MyLilFlame00]

Hm.

[gthingjay]

i always wondered what da father had against jim when he was seeing his daughter but i guess jim was dying to git her back

[TatiSsj2]

Jim looks like a zombie on drugs

[stephanie6917]

Tht was kinda scaryy

[hellsing0ace]

This was interesting.

[Aryana448]

ummmmm......this one was kind of wierd because he looks like a zombiie so she shouldve noticed something if it was me I would look at his face and RUNNNN

[MyThumper101]

wow thats cool i am reading that same book right now

[SnowWolf9911]

0:36 it's the guy from the " wonderful sausage " story

[RiotShieldMan]

In Russia the living get out of coffins and go give horse rides to corpses and then rebury themselves.

[zagorith14]

"The girl quickly dismounted." Hehehe giggity.

[Rodentlicious]

the girl was blonde. need i say more? and the farmer looks exactly like blunt the butcher lmao

[CpsLock3]

I have a scary story for you. The missing bike. A guy in a pink jogging suit went to a coffie shop in New York on a lovley saterday afternoon. He was very thirstey. He put his bike near the bike park place and locked the bike and went inside. when he came out his bike was gone and there that was left was a broken chain and a piece of un eaten chicken on the ground.

[ipodt0uchpwn3r]

Heeeeey...dosent the farmer look like blunt the butcher??



[scarywinkoproductios]

this is sooo sad :"(

i almost cried

[RocksInTheToilet]

@2011ROFLCopter It was him. He would later on use Jim for his sausage

[InfernoLibra237]

@2011ROFLCopter this was in a book he created all the animations none of the stories relate to one another

[2011ROFLCopter]

anyone notice how the father @ 0:36 looks likes Blunt the butcher from "wonderful sausage" !!!

[SnowyZeta]

@2011ROFLCopter

YES LOL I WAS THINKING THAT XD

[SantoryuWazamono]

anyone notice how the girl's dad looks a lot like the butcher from the wonderful sausage story?

[beinghumangirl]

love never dies

[Ihkueren]

I know this is supposed to be a scary story, but it's actually kind of sweet. At least they got to see each other once more...

[Tarynus]

Did Kelsey Grammer do the naration of these videos? Sounds like him...

[Hlhud]

@Tarynus No, but that would be pretty awesome. :)

[Tarynus]

@Hlhud I realised that a few videos later, but yeah, he'd be great at stuff like this

[o0gman0o]

HOLY SHIT IT'S SAMUEL BLUNT AT 0:34!!! DFGDFGFGDGHNBVNMGTREJHF

[raeven1212]

how sweet, one last goodbye

[DarKanGelGurlZZ]

"is there anything wrong?"

"no why do you ask?"

"well, you look like s**t..."

[bellagoth23]

Aw. but it is still a dumb blond moment. I mean DAMN girl did he look ill to you?!

[RocksInTheToilet]

"I hope you are not ill." ill? ILL?!?! DAMN STRAIGHT HE'S ILL!!! HE'S DEAD!!! HE'S UGLY!

[Edgar53201]

XD

[Edgar53201]

@Edgar53201 at 0:02

[Thedarkconsumer]

Gee Jim, you look a little........ dead.

[BIO4234]

look like a zombie 0:29

[santaclause3able]

lean.

[SMARTDOORJAMB]

That is real creepy and all, but honestly I wouldn't mind if that happened to me:) It's really sweet honestly

[BluewolfR]

somehow i pictured jim to be a ghost who didn't look like a corps!

[00DragonBoy]

The music's too loud.

[MovieKid19130]

Where do you get the music? I gotta know!!

[IRONHIDE434]

Why does the horse look like a cow, and why is it being rapped ?

[SmoshIsOn]

why is there a Justin Bieber song in the suggestion box?

[Aburamegirl32]

@SmoshIsOn cause justin beibers scary as fuck!

[Hauntzor]

That's creepy as fuck...

SINCE WHEN DID HORSES SWEAT?

[Hlhud]

@Hauntzor Believe me, they sweat. ><

[albinocify]

@Hlhud lol u have a horse?

[Hlhud]

@albinocify I used to.

[albinocify]

@Hlhud oh, wat happened to the horse. if u don't mind me asking.

[Hlhud]

@albinocify We gave him to one of my neighbors who owned a ranch in Kentucky. He likes it there.

[albinocify]

@Hlhud oh okay, just wanted to know :)

[aurabluebop]

@Hauntzor horses sweat when you ride them alot i should know i have 3 lol

[faithbaxley]

lol at o 0.30

[casse111]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!! my brother shit his pants

[faithbaxley]

@casse111 whatttttt????!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?­!

[Thesunshine8090]

lol poor horse

[FreakofNature1900s]

these arnt very good videos to watch when your eating lol

[tay1234667]

The farmer looks like the guy from Wonderful Sausage.

[copnite12342]

1:01-1:10 she did not notice the change?????

[kdauthor]

@copnite12342 XD lol in the story I don't think he really looked dead.

I think the person who uploaded it made the animation and made him look dead,

[12MarchHare]

So romantic

[7bordello]

0:02 Sorta looks like a decomposed rambo :/

[rerun20001]

0:02 Hey Hey! Workin out there Jim?

[rroseh0790]

she asked if there was anything wrong? Didn't she not look at him he didn't look like that when she left.

[Ritaofhearts]

Hes so gangsta.

[fatl97]

where do you get the voice of George S. Irving can u give me the link because im doing a comic of scary stories to tell in the dark

[mabiniss2]

1:15 His clothes are all ripped he looks like a zombie,doesn't she get a hint??!!!

[MechaDestoroyah8]

whats the music at 0:57 plz reply

[rerun20001]

Wow, the girl kind of fails for not noticing her bf is dead or different. You would have thought she would have asked, "Hey Jim I didn't know you got a buzzcut." or "Uhhh.. Jim why are your eyes going in different directions." (I would also probably question this his skin color as well.) Thumbs this up if you would ask him.

[rerun20001]

@Hlhud Y was your comment removed? Anyway, lolzs then it'd be a REAL scary story XD

[Hlhud]

@rerun20001 I admittedly got a little carried away with the Simpsons joke, which I then apologized for.

[scorpianofthesun]

"I hope you're not ill." He's dead, honey.

[rerun20001]

@scorpianofthesun I know right? Pale skin, torn clothes, mismatched eyes, smells like dirt? Kind of hard to miss. XD

[mackenzierocks1100]

aw i liked the trembling horse hehehe

[albinocify]

@mackenzierocks1100 lol the trembling horse scared the crap out of me! XD

[MegJ326]

bahahahahha the horse trembling ahahaha 

[MsLttle]

The horse is creepy

[puddingsaladboy]

I wasn't expecting him to look like THAT!

[yippedoodah]

Her dad is a jerk; he tells his daughter's bf he's not good enough, sends her far away, and doesn't tell his daughter her bf died.

[IRONHIDE434]

AGH! ITS CLAYFACE!!!!!!!! HELP US BATMAN!

[joemanYT]

This story was actually kinda sad :(

[MrsHachiko56]

I like that guys hat cool where can I get one like it haha good story!

[SteffersFavourites]

This is a decent story ^^ I'm guessing that really, the corpse didn't look like a zombie like in this animation, so he didn't look that dead. Vibrating horse ftw!

[pratttan]

Wow... After I watched it... That was sad...

[pratttan]

0:01 AHHHHHHH! WHAT THE F---- IS THAT THING!??!?!?

[noodlez4me]

cold...play

[HALONUGGETS]

what program is this? gmod mabey

[SuperDevilsdelight]

2:00 he raped the horse

[chickapac]

that was kinda sad....& kinda gross!

[MrMrBoblk]

You suddenly have a lazy eye, your hair is gone, your skin is all rotted, your clothes are all torn, you smell like dirt and shit, do you have a cold?

[Jarethenator]

If she couldn't figure out that he was dead when she saw him she's not to bright...

[evesaenz13]

BOY, WAS THAT HORSE SCARED :P

[Ruach18]

"O HAI, my obviously undead boyfriend!! I think you dropped something...is that your hand? Wow, that must be some bug!!!" -_-

[joemanYT]

That was more sad than scary. I feel bad for Jim

[shantrim]

i love these but there not scary

[celog100]

this was great :)

[Dewi31Alison]

i love this story

[wajinBoy]

This One Really Touches my heart TTwTT

[ravepwner8]

vibrator horse

[Bowsersgirl1]

@ravepwner8 XD Isn't it great?

[TiniNormi]

I was always disappointed this story gave away the would-be twist ending at the very beginning.

[ElectricGuitar666X]

Jim the farmer lol

[matt15ism]

aww how nice :)...but why does jim go bald after he dies?

[Bubblegumzpopz]

Ur vids are great,Moon! ^^

[Yarr880]

lolthe horse looks funny at 1:59 ROFL!

[BitchinnShoes07]

This video isn't very good, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

[TheRahan100]

its was so sad ;((((

[PeaceLoveMusic54]

0:32 scared me to death! :o

and the music at 1:03 scared my dog and it sounds like the music from banjo-tooie

[BitchinnShoes07]

You know who would be perfect to play Jim in a short movie adaptation?  MIchael Pitt.

[screwyou4]

then jim sat up and said, "Sorry this yours."

[ghj997]

this was from scary stories book

[copnite12342]

roamntic

[Ladyoftheblacksea83]

LOL 2:17

[Ladyoftheblacksea83]

LOL 1:00 hahahahha This is hilarious I don't know if it;s suppose to be or not ???

[Ladyoftheblacksea83]

LOL 0:31

[hiltinberg]

this is one of the better storys that these books have to offer

[samprobear]

I had some trouble hearing the words. Were you narrating? If so, could you speak up a bit? If not, could you decrease the music volume? Great video. :)

[thatgothkid1]

If I died my girlfriend jess would off her self and die at my side.

[werewolfking224]

jims face maes me laugh its like hes say duuuuuuuurrr

[piemaster3425]

I liked it, but jim looked way too dead. No girl would have been like "Yeah nothing's wrong here" Lol.

[Nirvanarain]

LOOOOL

[danielrobertramirez]

you got this from zombie games maybe

[BitchinnShoes07]

0:30 is awesome

Props, MoonRaven09

[kat2143]

thats sad,creepy and sweet at the same time! lol

[LordZacknafien]

@kat2143 I agree but I find it mostly Sad and at the same time sweet because even in death he Loves her and still does.

Crazy thing is this actualy happned Years ago in 1870 no one knows as to why he brought her back there and go back to rest,Some say he did it because he loves both her and her father to bring them together and show his love to them both beyond the grave,some say he did it as his last good will before he finaly Rest in Peace.

But again no one knows.

[jalopotan]

yay im subed 2 u

[CrimsonFountainofYou]

I always thought this story was really sweet :]

[nanogameboy]

thats sad he helped her with his last bit of life to get back to the farm

[pratttan]

@nanogameboy He came back a zombie and helped her.

[NightbladeEagle]

Man this is so sad.

[GoodAngel445]

Gross, the girl touched a dead body.

[ceviche789]

when i was in 4th grade,the pictures scared the **** out of me, but now i love them, the pictures were scary, but now i got over it.great books. keep uploading the great vids

[chucky2930]

They're not all scary so what, big f*cking deal, quit your damn "its not scary at all.." shit.

[gamewizerd]

1:00 DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Vi3tprincee]

LMAO true.

[abbyx2511]

wow that was soooooooo scaruy. not

[soulreaver017]

.........its not scary at all....

[Jimohazard]

wow scary

[gaiaown190]

nice

[jmanh93]

creepy man....!

[WarningSeries]

LOVED THE STYLE....GREAT JOB!

[DIRECTHALO666]

hay warning. i remember reading this in a book in 7th grade its great

[xSH0RTxNxSWEETx]

These videos are amazing!

Please keep uploading!

Haha I love these stories... but they scare me...

BUt 5 stars!

Awesome! :]