Poundland Food Special - Pizza Snack

[Theamrajr218]

Made by Chef Excellence

[theonlybritontheweb]

Its like a pun

Only Shit !!

LMFAO

[ModernRelik]

50 people never got to go on Fun House as a child!

[Kendrasi]

Even I Wouldn't Eat That. :L

[KyWiStudios]

Too expensive for chavs

[rallyeluke]

that looks fucking horrendous

[SongsNSnippets]

As the strange and foolish rivalries between the Americans and the British ensue, I, an American, enjoy your videos.

[zero87mx]

@SongsNSnippets no one gives a fuck

[HylianMadness]

For some strange reason, those pizzas look really appetizing.

[SSAirsoftowns]

1:16 Transcribed

"that helps the cable making crack at leat work"

[buzzcat3]

why do the toppings look like fake vomit?

[darkorbitfanatic]

@buzzcat3 doesn't seem like it's fake to me

[belo77o]

50 people ate at poundland

[ThePSPfreak99]

I am hungry now

[LOOOLZZ90]

"An Excellent way to get diarrhea"

[Highcapmagyay]

What the fuck is Titanium Dioxide?

[KopyWut]

@Highcapmagyay White dye. Now, use google.

[MrCKiwi]

@Highcapmagyay Ti2O :3

[iNomXTC]

@MrCKiwi Actually that'd be DiTitanium Oxide.

It's TiO{2}

:3 <3

[MrCKiwi]

@iNomXTC My bad, I don't pay much attention in Chemistry. xD <3

[nera427]

You're gonna get cancer if you keep eating nasty shit like that... but still, we are amused.

[BrianXaviero]

They serve those at my school

[Waffel180]

@BrianXaviero ... srsly?

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

@BrianXaviero ssame here

[darharrison]

"That's like a pun, only shit."

So it's a pun?

[TylerSurvivors]

While watching this I ate my poundland Meatball Panini, fuck after it feels like a football has been shoved down my throat

[baconstrips111xbox]

thats like a pun only shit lollll

[superstar27kh]

why is there always tesco gin in your videos???

[spongekwstas]

how did montegue's head taste like???

[itsamariokart]

I wish we seen your face whilst eating it :(

[RemarkableFeat]

Aaaah, peasant food!

[KyWiStudios]

@RemarkableFeat Yupp, but chavs have to share it with 28 others

[XMBarrett]

I don't think it is as bad as the pizza in a restaurant called OCA.

[Myth1221]

I enjoy how on the back of the crappy 'mallows' it lists the chemical agents that could harm children xD

[NightmaresLover]

The man with the plan.

[sfeathe1]

the whole video is the best ashens video ever

[UmiyuriPapaeyra]

This is the perfect video to watch just before dinner!

[themeerkat75]

Ewwwwww

[avrilloosing]

The intro made me LOL

[metalbeak14]

my favorite vid

[DatWittyName]

An Excellent Pizza Snack.

[kangoroo0123]

am i the only one that would like to try the Margarita pizza?

[Snivery]

@SicMetalMaggot4life How to you flag as innapropiate "accadently?" It gives you warnings before you do it.

[BenjaminGoose]

Poundless food special, yum.

[metalbeak14]

jeff, jimbob,montique, monscopral fositon, the man with a plan, and mick.

:D

[NotCliffyB]

@metalbeak14 Lance Corporal Fozzington

[metalbeak14]

@NotCliffyB thx for the correction.

:D

[earlie789]

Lol my dollar store has THE BEST SUGAR COOKIE AND CUPCAKE MIX;) YUMM! Oh and one of the spaghetti boxes for noodles and stuff is from "chef swagger" Lol

[FaultOfAGamer]

What do you tell the workers at poundland when buying all these questionable items? ashens:"I don't have taste buds. I'am a robot. I'mm building a space ship and the parts require useless garbage."

[classbookletsplays]

you like gin alot, don't ya? :D

[TheDevilbuster]

I think I'd rather stick with ramen if I've got a tight budget. Less of a chance of getting food poisoning, and a helluva lot cheaper.

(A bit off topic, but apparently Opera recognizes "helluva" as a real word, yet it doesn't recognize "ramen". Why is that?)

[08Askorbiini]

After watching this for few times, I still can't believe that those pizza snacks do actually cost a pound. Those things just look so horrible, and I think I could hardly eat one without puking.

I live in Finland and we have some fairly decent tasting (and looking) microwave pizzas for something like 80 cents (around 65 pence) available at almost all grocery stores.

[DerTeufel0707]

@08Askorbiini Same here, in Germany at almost every store you can get a package with 3 pizzas which actually do taste decent for the fact that it is a ready meal. They just cost 2 Euros a package and the pizzas in there are quite big compared to this tiny lump of crap in the video.

[cdavies1987]

I broke out in hysterics when that pizza cam out the packaging

[EightBitAcid]

looks good as fuck whats wrong with you ashens, smoke more

[thekamalwhf]

i bet he ate the rest

[go2viraj]

Appetizing :) for mutants

[SuperTechandstuff]

I dont know why but i wanted to eat the pizza

[Troothforc]

smart dog.

[TheLasersRule]

@foof811 uhhh rocket fuel is liquid oxygen for a failibg company i dont think its in their price range

[thunderstudent]

Poor Chief Excellence, ever since the Stay Fresh bag company droped him as their spokes person he's hit bad times.

[iFloof]

lol, tesco value gin

Although I gotta admit, Tesco Value Vodka is surprisingly good!

[pueojit]

Anybody notice the things that look like baseball bats arguing on the sofa?

[SicMetalMaggot4life]

Fuck i accidentally flaged as inappropriate sorry:( anyways, i got th shitting cow 4 my gf as a gag gift.

[mickeymouse14]

do those cows have pink slime?

[willku9000]

jelly bean shitting cow...... *hits favorite button*. :3

[CGV2222]

I've never heard anyone but you actually say tah-mah-to.

[stinger9]

I never thought I'd see you shove you finger up a cows arse in one of these videos.

[55davemac]

just after the pizza bit when it goes black. he says oscour

[sasukruto]

Looks like mold.



[DarkoneStudios]

thumbs up if you HAVE heard of patrick sharp :D what a legend

[pkscarr]

@DarkoneStudios Pat Sharp and the twins on Funhouse kept me entertained for many a day after school :)

[ludicer]

How did you NOT die from this?

[Coldfusionstudios95]

I Want A Flying Pizza

[Shamus8b8]

"Twist head down to open, wow just like a real cow" lol omg sorry for quoting the video but that's hilarious

[TheKelldragon]

46 people eat at Poundland

[CODE14464]

'Not recomended' lmfaoooo

[Teeg32]

It's worth noting that the corporations that run big stores have subsidiaries that buy packaged products and distribute them to the stores. For instance, if you buy something generic at Boots it will probably be distributed by Target Brands Inc. or Archer Products, both part of Target Corp. Carr's Foods Intl. is this for Safeway. Meaning those pizzas were probably bought with the intent of selling them at Safeway. Until someone at the office tried one, anyway.

[jcrowley1985]

It can be eaten cold. For those who have given up on their increasingly pathetic life so much that they can't even be bothered to gather the drive to operate a microwave and wait 1 minute. After all, that extra minute watching your crappy discount meal mocking your equally depressing life is just too much. So instead you must rip it open and stuff it's disgusting mass in your worthless piehole while you cry yourself to bed.

[GAYVAGlNA]

1:06 how long did you stay up at night thinking of that one, Stuart?

[Humalakala]

I live in finland and my mom got a reindeer version of that pooping cow from her co-workers. I thought we were the only ones who had this kind of stuff laying around. :D

[Dontpickmelast101]

im eating a kindle surprise :D

[detjkimbell]

@Dontpickmelast101 careful them Kindles are very tough!!!

[Zixzi104]

Damn I cracked at the cow shitting the jelly beans! :)

[GlobalMusicStage]

hey fancy a jellybean? Lets hope this cow shits one out!

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Hilarity has not ensued, I want my money back!

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LOL

[Ragefire11]

Hehee!! It's like a pun,only shit!

[box745]

NOOOOOOO MONTAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AviatorStudios]

LMFAO 0:30 "Tesco Value GIN."

[meaRoiM]

you should review ones that are not off date, both the pizza and Easter marshmallows are off date in the video, I didn't see the date for the cow though

[Makron5]

@meaRoiM How is the Pizza off date? It's uploaded on July 15th 2011 and the Pizza expires September 9th 2011.

[ironeli101]

I was eating pizza while watching this video, I just puked

[gratianray2]

"Even the dog wont eat it" .. hm! leets try a pig?:D

[shoyrumaster11]

Pizza is my thing, but i'm not eating pizza from poundland! like the flying pizza though

[MrJaffney]

YES! Ireland makes good food. :3

[pokemonmega]

sweet cred also made the gummi foot from an earlier video

[mrmadaboutminecraft]

Did any one else see titanium dioxide in the flavouring LOL :)

[Kazuo1G]

@mrmadaboutminecraft I believe the titanium dioxide is in there to make the cheese on the pizza more white (like mozzarella). It's not working. ;)

[hiphopfavourites]

@mrmadaboutminecraft That's food colouring O.o ?

[tabbyaboutroots]

@mrmadaboutminecraft its a food colouring....

[foof811]

@mrmadaboutminecraft They use it to make sunscreen. That's just fucking disgusting to have it in food. Then again, the filling in a Twinkie consists of things they use to make rocket fuel.

[koalabear2]

@foof811 Titanium Dioxide is food colouring. You probably consume some everyday.

[TheTheEyeCreature]

@mrmadaboutminecraft It's actually the only non-synthetic colouring agent used in the (I hesitate to call it) candy, which is probably why they felt they could tell you what it is. It is also the only colouring agent which won't cause problems with your nose, eyes or give you asthma.

Why do I know? Because I am such a nerd that I checked the E numbers.

[machielste1]

@mrmadaboutminecraft thats in toothpaste {aquafresh} aswell lol

[Alm1ghtyM]

Cheapo!

[TheTechConnection]

I got those candies at a dollar store by my house (dollar stores are America's Poundland)... The icing they use is used on a lot of candies. It's gelatin based, and it gets quite rubbery and nasty after about a week on the shelf, but can last up to 4 or 5 months versus regular icing which can only last about 2 weeks. Thumbs down for laziness when making cheap candies.

[HedgehogGamers]

Note to self: Ashens is interested in things dropped from a cows ass.

[Marioroops]

This is so great.

[GamingLegendOJR]

Review more food

[LaxBros4Life]

Anyone else notice that Youtube's like button is blue now?

Another hard day at work for Youtube I see!

[Xxrickibee94xX]

review poundland sandwiches please

[TrapnestShinigami]

It's 2am in the morning... I've not eaten anything since 4pm... and I want to eat those pizzas ._.

[EpochDesigns]

Lol the dog is all like "WTF is this?" and then stares at it.

[billie1123]

6:00

"By a company called 'sweet cred' heyy it's like a pun only SHIT."

Brilliant. xD

[videogamenostalgia]

If I woke up with my leg chained to the wall, and that pizza snack on a plate, and Jigsaw told me the chains would come undone if I ate it, I'd gnaw through my leg instead...

[ismasalgado]

When the jelly got stucked i started rofl Good Job mate

[bs09ags]

Pat Sharp!

[KyWiStudios]

LOL Peasant Pizza

[StefanNorlander]

It looks like vomit on a slice of bread.

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

You know whats bull shit?! Jelly Beans! lol

[fdsal0]

this makes the dollar menu at mcdonalds them most amazing and delightful food in the world

[dogbond]

Funny that before this video an ad played for Mc Donalds, hmmmmm, are they saying something with putting their ad on a vid bout really bad food?!

[Soldier9k]

Subscribed!

[Darkfoxdragon101]

wait if you wanted to buy this there is a full sized pizza for £1 from asda

[Nayyfz]

@Darkfoxdragon101 Haha, yeah I just clicked this video going "oh man a poundland pizza much be disgusting" realising I'd just eaten a pizza from Morrisons that cost £1, haha.

[minimoose1441]

Hahahaha, I feel ashamed. Sweet Cred must have been a company back in my home town xP

[mrbogdan441]

Look at the tags xD

[thesupercobalion]

Flying pizza!

[rodrigofaalves]

"Finally we have something with a bit of class... It's a plastic cow that shits jellybeans" :D

[NeoOne110]

I like to turn to the dogs for deciding whether or not to eat something. if the dog wont eat it then neither should you.

[linkinpark1136]

wait a minute when the 60 second jump cut hapened and he showed the heated pizza my dog walked through the door and looked at me i think it attracks through the screen D:

[WildSnivy]

O Lord Doctor Ashen, I have made a video of something that looks almost exactly like your pooping cow. Except that it`s a pooping reindeer.

[PercyBeanProductions]

i know who pat sharp is! and what's more, i've MET him!

[4676CamW]

Production date: 10/12/2010

D:

[enfrahg]

When he took a bite of the marshmallow and I heard crunching noises...

[SuperRetrodude]

You can actually get sweet cred products in Alton Towers(which is a British theme park), specifically the shop where you get the ride photos for Rita, Queen of Speed.

[DrewPicklesOgre]

I remember Christian Weston chandler ate one of them

[Killerthewolfdog]

@DrewPicklesOgre D: Where did you hear that?

[DrewPicklesOgre]

@Killerthewolfdog in his aussie-dossie

[DrewPicklesOgre]

@DrewPicklesOgre video

[IonxZone]

Wow, out of all those ingredients, about eight are either artificial or an actual metal, four are heavily processed (the sugars and maize starch) the only really natural things on that list are the water and possibly the gelatine.

[AltimaNEO]

I thought that cow was hilarious.

[TheGrotesqueReality]

Hey Ashens, somebody should collect the stuff in your dustbin and open Half-A-PoundLand!

[libraalbert91]

is that pino's cousin?

[Gam3rTSquared]

and mick damn doesn't he feel special

[Kodocha7]

I recognized sweet cred from one of the preciousshitty cheap candy reviews

[Kodocha7]

I only know of sweet cred from r

[REDANDBLUEEEE]

This is my absolute favourite Ashens review. I cannot stop laughing when he eats the pizza. LMFAO!!!!! ☺ XD O_o

[LittleMissBuzzkill]

The Easter Chicks look like they are wearing blonde wigs...

[LWDStudios]

I live near Sidcup in Kent, i shall tell them people off.

[dzilla1991]

WTF is that. Dear god. Thank god that when I could only afford ! dollar meals it was not this shit. I got microwavable meals from the banquet brand.

[ZXAnton]

I saw Chef Excellence on Qi the other day. He was with Bill Bailey!

[kjw21411]

I saw candy from Sweet Cred in the marked down items at Toys R Us in the US!

[soulspiritseeker]

ready steady MOO

[soulspiritseeker]

DO MOR POUNDLAND STUFF IT'S REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

[awesomeness88881]

montigue and lancecorpalfosington are my favourite in 3rd place the man with the plan

[flarestrike]

what does he mean that "it looks bad enough hot, i'm not eating it cold" isnt the pizza cold as of when he was saying that??

[MisterAlexUk]

Oh my god, I had one of those Cola Cows as a kid. And I liked it.

[AintGoin]

I cracked up laughing every time he said "nasty" because his accent made me laugh.

[pooeyyeoop1]

@AintGoin He don't have an accent?

[ofragon64]

i saw that cow that poops in america

[DudesNextDoor123]

Pizzetta reminds me of pizza dressed up in a ballet outfit

[shade1232011]

super duper moving pooper lol

[soulspiritseeker]

@shade1232011 super dooper mooing pooper



[shade1232011]

@soulspiritseeker oh haha thanks for the correction

[pineapple2048]

Keep in mind that dogs are perfectly willing to eat shit.

[macreviewer76]

Ashens I laugh at your videos so hard I almost threw up this time.

[TheRetroguy64]

Chef Excellent probably made it that is why he only sells bags and not food

[emojo1990]

y is gin in the tags?

[Hallsville3]

3:12 lol

[sonoskay]

You know.. im sure ashens has the strangest reputation at poundland

[psychonaut25]

in soviet russia the pizza eats you

[xBlushFoxxy]

An excellent product.

[LunaVolt]

43 people don't know who pat sharp is