Wilkins Coffee 5

[MasprasGaming]

"On your mark, get set, go"

*POW*

LOL XD

[FoxGroundsman]

'On your mark, set, go' is the funniest commercial I've seen in months and months. :D

[MyGodzilla99]

kermit was such a dick!

[teejaynumber13]

0:12 What an asshole!

[Edifis]

These seem less like commercials and more like parodies of the very notion of commercials themselves.

[nexusmaxis1]

0:57 did Wilkins just imply that they gun down their political enemies? O_o

[Tombsquad]

"I shoot a guy in the face"

"I saw that, Kermit killed a guy"

[Boolglunk]

This has to be the most aggressive form of advertising ever.

[nepomusik]

I love how the advertising of this coffee is straight to the point; drink Wilkins or die a horrible, random, Muppettized death, courtesy of Wilkins the Muppet.

[Madnessonman]

0:20

I'm actually surprised that we don't have that in the corporate business commercial run pro-sports today.

"Are you wearing Nikes?"

"No"

"Your out!"

[Zellig]

I always knew Kermit was a fucking sociopath. I KNEW IT.

[Shippoyasha]

True, insane, psychopathic behavior.

No remorse. At all.

[zeldafanful]

C-R-A-C-K-E-D

[WindupAtheist]

These are the greatest thing ever. Do they still make this stuff? I will totally drink it.

[Norrec87]

Jesus christ the Ur-kermit just shot a dude.

[Quiverwing2]

Way to go ProtoKermit, you crazy son of a bitch.

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

From 0:57 to 1:03 what do they say?

[UberMetallMaschine]

@garrysmodmoviemaker1

'you gonna run against the wilkin's coffee party?'

'start the race'

'on your mark get set go'

*straight up murders the guy*

[xxanilxx08xx]

"do you drink wilkins coffee?" "no I dont, why?" (stamps with check) "just checking!" bwahahahahaa

[randompeacegirl]

i love the part at 0:27 when kermit says strike three, ur out, and points one way while that...thing walks the other way.

[randompeacegirl]

i love the part at 0:27 when kermit says strike three, ur out, and points one way while that...thing walks the other way.

[TheSpartanondrugs]

Cracked

[DarthAzmul]

WTF Kermit? WTF!

[JSPgamer]

Kermit has a dark dark past of being a crazed and coffee addicted serial killer.

[AllenbysEyes]

Kermit's mean

[TheXand19]

"Onyourmarkgetsetgo" *straight up murders runner* "Nobody beats Wilkins coffee!"

[PrMARTYLs]

Jesus Christ this is terrifying. #cracked

[godwhomismike]

Looks like the victim of Kermit's caffeine-fulled rage downvoted this video.

[speakphoenix]

cracked!



[cliquehop]

Jesus, Kermit was a murderous maniac! Cracked!

[NDiaz808]

Thumbs up if Cracked.com sent you here.

[hotelmario510]

He SHOT that Muppet in the face! My GOD!

[godwhomismike]

If this wasn't recorded way back in the '50s, I would think Michael J Fox was the puppeteer. :p

[CodeXCDM]

@godwhomismike ...well... he did take a time machine to the 50s once or twice... so mayyyybe...

[Tareltonlives]

Kermit's dad was psychotic

[DruggyP]

Kermit is a fuckin GOON!

[ChaoticKraus]

Class, today we're going to talk about the history of violent extremism. Few know of the fact that the first domestic terrorists in America were extremists related to the Wilkins Cofee party. They were led by their violent but charismatic founder Wilkins who would later become a known television actor.

[Hotshotter3000]

To think this guy was the prototype for Kermit the Frog. I'm guessing the 50's were a time when shooting people for voting for a different party was the norm.

[Shikamaruforeva44]

That one disliker must not drink Wilkin's coffee! :O

[FancilyWhimsical]

"You gonna run against the Wilkins coffee party?"

"Start the race"

"On your mark, get set, go *bam*

Nobody beats Wilkins"

[RtardDeluxe]

Even though these are a bunch of cheezy jokes there good

[MrTabby5000]

such violence,these commercials need to be censored.

[MyGodzilla99]

@MrTabby5000 what are u george w bush or my mom!?

[ACOGTurkey]

@MrTabby5000 However, these commercials were from a time where such violence was laughed at. I really prefer those times, rather than today. Think about it. EVERYONE is being wrapped up in cotton wool. The world needs more commercials like this.

[bruno2260]

I think Wilkins coffee was owned by the Mob.

[Pikachu4352]

Drink Wilkins Coffee or a Homicidal Muppet will Kill Ya!

[OMGBEARS]

0:53 MARKED FOR TERMINATION!!!

[dirtcop11]

BREAKING NEWS!! A Massive massacre in Starbucks! Caused by a frog-muppet wanting people to drink Wilkins brand Coffee! More at 11!

[leadbelly39]

I find these animations to be very disturbing, although I am somewhat enraptured by them.

[Evaseven]

so witty! love it!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

These are the most demented commercials in existence. Can't get enough of 'em.

[KonMan06]

"On your mark, get set, go." *Bang*

[NaiTaiDai]

"I say, man overboard. Help."

[simplecoffee]

@NaiTaiDai Best line ever. XD

[jimmyclo]

Who has those commercials where wontkins is with wilkins in a wig? I remembered being more of them on here once.

[DaveThePuppetGuy]

drink wilkins or be pwned.

[Shavarnarak]

Would you like a cup of Wilkins Coffee.... or YOUR DOOM?

[MyForumSN]

Nobody beats Wilkins.

[glowworm2]

"Just checking!"XD!