Shenmue - Sailors

[fartboy50]

Thumbs up if you came here from cracked.

[evaleet]

gayest videogame ever. haha

[prettzils]

Oooh! So he wanted to FIGHT the sailors....

[Killarila]

what game is this? looks old yet good.

[MightySavagE]

damn the voiceacting is hillariously bad :D

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

LOLOL "you're stupid!"

"Charlie? *shocked face*" in Ryu's mind, (why is there a white named guy in Japan...but who might be Chinese sailor?" MIND FUCK

[ColeVecsion]

Y'know what? i'd rather play the Yakuza games anyway

[justatractgirl]

"get outta my way!"

"waaaaaat?!"

lol, voice acting :)

[X1mtheDespot]

Does reminds me of Freelancer for some reason.

[vblackshadow]

so am i the only one who can't hear a word they're saying?

[XanRedAlert]

@vblackshadow You have sound on mono or something?

I was listening with just my left ear before and could only really hear static, but the voices were clear out of the right channel.

[TheKoosalagoopagoop]

thailorth

[JakRules365]

Charlie "always wears shades and a black leather jacket, and... he's got a tattoo on his arm."

Holy shit, I know that guy.

[sof1y]

You know why this game pwned so much...you could seriously kick the sh#t out of all these bastards that talk smack to you in the Quick-Time Events. Shenmue is great and the musical score is godly.

[TopKitty]

"Fuk-san."

"What?"

"Fuk-san. Do you know any...sailors?"

Man, this is pretty much gay porn.

[ultimatexpka]

LMFAO

[Simplymatt937]

ryo is so uptight he reminds me of a japanese version of hank hill i dont know which one is lamer

[sharkonesega]

Shenmue > All

[tkktkt]

I love japanese people and their videogames.

[Phillyjoe2]

One way to search for your father's killer, search for sailors that hang around in bars! Funny as anything! A TATTOO?!

[IRememberEverything]

HOW ABOUT A COLA

[diegopompeo]

- "And he's got a tattoo on his arm?"

- "Tattoo on his arm?"

It just reminded me of Your Majesty Solid Snake... "Metal Gear?!"

[CanadienDestroyer]

That is some really terrible voice acting, it's like nobody really cared about their roles. Ryo sounds absolutely bored out of his skull.

[Zaners]

I know. It actually makes me feel embarrassed that it's that terrible.

[ripthepanda]

Wanna play a game of lucky hit?

How about trying some lucky hit?

[flamingopuree]

The rule is...

[DrCru]

do you know any sailors?

[ffn]

I gotta remember that the next time I'm walking down an alley, if two drunk guys attack me without reason, I should hit B, then A.

[AuronExcalibur]

HEY YOU!

[ScreamingMooseComedy]

Is that where they hang out?

But you'll need to be careful.

priceless

[TopKitty]

Dammit, I was just about to type that!

[ScreamingMooseComedy]

Is that where they hang out?

But you'll need to be careful.

priceless

[ScreamingMooseComedy]

i love that you watch everything that happens in real life. he asks if he wants a cola. he says yes. he hands him the cola. he opens the cola. he drinks the cola. its awesome.

[Morrigan0123]

I think i saw a porn clip that started like this XD

[kranktank]

I KNOW I have seen that porn. =)

[calvinl87]

LOL!!!

[jerzmob]

CHARLIE!!?!?!?

[Inferno20]

Any guys with tatoo on their arms? hahahaha Ryo is gay lmao

[cancerousmango]

I don't quite get it: yes, sailors = gay. And?

[chloebuhler]

haha ryo is such a closet case, but he's so cool at the same time.

[KonohaRamenNoodles]

LMAO!