Sesame Street: Jake Gyllenhaal: Separate

[BatBadAssMan]

Next time he separate the octopus from his dick.

[MichelleATL1]

SO GORGEOUS

[Cyclonicskanker]

Keep pressing 6 for comedy value

[InfinityInferior]

His groans are amazing..

[InfinityInferior]

I'll sit on his face :)

[everlefreak]

That was SO SEXUAL!

[briefjoy]

this is just... so wrong

[mrsmcrkilljoy2]

.....what did i just watch.

[ProNorden]

Is this intended to be anti-Semitic ? Because I'm pretty sure this is how author/reporter Matt Taibi described the Goldman-Sachs Investment Banking firm and the "Wall Street" Problem.

[TubingWithMyGnomies]

@ProNorden What?

[sanaasmilelines]

@ProNorden LOL on Sesame Street... yeah that's clearly the lesson they were giving. =P

[o0ChicaVerde0o]

thumbs up for ...... the 100th time??? don´t know! great. I LOVE IT!

[freedomwriter06]

i love how he asks at the end; u ok? haha <3

[SaintAlia10191]

Brokeback Octopus. It'll make millions.

[UpUpandAway98]

The sounds they make at 0:59 O.o

[tnlandrews]

"ow DONT TOUCH IT" also something I would never ever say to Jake :)

[konnman]

Hmmmmh, why is Jake's head stuck in the octopus's ass in the first place?

[xxSCENExxxGURLxx]

I would love to be stuck to Jake. Forever and ever and ever.... :)

[CrazyArabChick410]

i wouldnt separate

[EleanorRigby84]

He's super-hot.

[Kwenspi]

I've seen too much anime to know where this is going.

[Excessivecontrast]

@Kwenspi LOL. Hilarious comment.

[crystl26]

Dear Jake, your adorable!!!!

[ShawnaSmoke]

Jake is so cute~

[Tookaywun]

Damn thanks for teaching me the word "separate" Jake Gyllenhaal 

[EMOJOE1996]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[ThoseWhiteWhales]

I'm I the only one that got dirty thoughts because of how they sounded when they where trying to seperate? LOL

[Tigerlilly0777]

Jake's eyes are almost as big as the muppet's.

[dntstopmenow]

Alternate between pressing 6 and 8, just wrong! lol

[Gloriamedeiros2002]

that is so stupid. fu** this video

[electrogeek77]

@MonkeyHunch Congratulations. You just swore on a YouTube channel meant primarily for young children. I hope you're proud of youself.

[MonkeyHunch]

@electrogeek77 fark orff sheet face

[Huzzawful]

"I'd love for this octopus not to be stuck on my head, but they're giving me a shit-tonne of weed to do this"

[iplor2]

if you press 8, it looks like they had sex seconds ago

[hulkfan97]

@iplor2 lol ur right

[Gloriamedeiros2002]

@iplor2 what do u mean?

[Xenonthehedgehog8]

the octopus sounds like...Zabo! :D zaboomafoo!

[aszeryudiko]

Dear God, he has the most BEAUTIFUL smile in the world! What a cutie c:

[18rooben]

I wish I was that octopus -.-

[MetalChipz]

Why do you wear that stupid Octopus suit?

[Emma8887]

@MetalChipz

Why do you wear that not-so-stupid Jake suit?

[MetalChipz]

@Emma8887 Touche, miss.

[LittleMissRubberDuck]

This is the cutest video EVER!!!! I was watching it with my friend, and we both ended up in the biggest fit of giggles ever!!!!! I LOVE JAKE!!!!

[gigibxxx]

this video is totally rad!

[DragonFire381]

He is the cutest! Oh my goodness.

A nice change going from Donnie to Sesame Street, I must say.

[Qu33nii]

I'd rather sit on his face.

[neosmndrew]

HOLD EVERYTHING JAKE GYLLENHAAL HAS AN OCTOPUS ON HIS HEAD.

[HanabashiKyoko]

You see, the octopus prefers Jude Law, yeah...

*refer to cling*

On a completely different note, the plural of octopus is actually octopusses. That is all.

[beautifulwindrider]

oh.good.lord. He is utterly adorable.

I love how the majority of people here are not watching this with a preschooler

[VTVMEXICO]

MY GOD I LOVE THAT MAN! HE IS SO HOT I'LL DO ANYTHING HE WANTS!!!

[Need4Speed5000]

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE SEPARATED FROM JAKE GYLLENHAAL?!

[casimah2011]

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[hilarioushuman]

if i were a kid and saw this.... i would still think he was sexy as fuck.

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

Was this after he filmed Prince of Persia? Because he looks like he has some muscle under that shirt... He is so hotototototototot!

[karkkiliininam]

Is it just me or does Jake kinda look like Buzz lightyear?

[chilipeppersrule20]

Ow right there, OWWW,DON'T TOUCH IT!

[gottalovemymovies]

try watching this after a divorce

[Diam0nae]

I would do him.

Can I just be that octopus.

[nakitabaca]

He is so sexy;D

[sules48]

jake is absolutely adorable!! lucky octopus...

[ilaughALOThehe]

I never found Jake Gyllenhall attractive...until now.

[requiremofa1000years]

Cuteness overload!

[sloppydelicious]

I need to watch this next time I realize that a break-up is in order.

[RadAlly]

HAHAHA! Well..this word was a staple in my house when my brothers and I were kids. We would annoy each other so much that my mom would tell us to SEPARATE!!!

[seeWhitelight]

jakey makes me laught all the time! he is sooo great!!!

[msm2you]

@binkybreezy1988 I think you have something going there. Something vaguely *wrong* with the visual of Jake with an octopus on his head.

I think that this is a Gyllenhaal thing.

[binkybreezy1988]

@msm2you They set their selves up for that one, they could have separated any two things but this is what they came up with lol.

[msm2you]

@msm2you Puppeteers are sick puppies by nature. Trust me, I know. I used to be an amateur one.

[kialn]

jake gyllenhaal makes me laugh ever time lol ;]

[weirdarmboy]

freeze the video at 0:44

[jea29]

they sounded like.... LOL

[ColourAndRio]

I've never wanted to be an octopus more.

[p0ppyandFashi0nBFF]

i would never wanted to be seperated from him ever if that octapus was me!

[amazingonion]

This is soo intense!

[SephiraEmpress]

He is part of a very rare ellite, the very handsome and sexxy as h*ll man, that can be genuinely funny! You are perfection Mr. Gyllenhaal!

[Kfromkarlaworld]

this was so cute!!!!!!! especialy jake ;)

[AdventurousMoh]

"I think you twisted my tentacle."

Looks like The japanese girls are sad about that. XD;

[baloonsflylikeducks]

This is possibly one of the greatest things I have ever stumbled upon on youtube

[Sunscab14]

He could seperate me any time O_O. Omg wat i would do to that...

[pigfarts992]

At 0:57, the octopus creamed and Jake had an orgasm...

[downeyjrfan95]

awwwww he isss sooooo cuuuuttteee!!!

[downeyjrfan95]

awwwww he isss sooooo cuuuuttteee!!!

[o0ChicaVerde0o]

soooo niiiiedlich =)=)

mehr kann man dazu nich sagen :P

[WeirdUglyPeople]

From 0:44 to the rest of the video sounded like they were having sex.

[courierdubois]

Is it bad that I'm focusing on Jake's heavy breathing and thinking naughty thoughts?

[lauralivesinatree]

ow DONT TOUCH IT! <3

[lucky1now]

This is soooo cute I like jake even more!!!

[greatee94]

Just remembered Taylor Swift when I saw this Vid... Separate :D

[gamenerd000]

Which Head?

[ceciiix]

Jake: You okay?

Octopus: I think I twisted a tentacle

Jake: Oh, sorry!

Octopus: Aw Owww Right there, aaaah don't touch it AAAAHH!

Jake: OKAY! *sigh*

*I love this video*

[dirtbikemikebike]

Gonna put this on my ex-girlfriend Facebook wall !

[TheAutumnempress]

Don't care for the word separated...I want Jake to teach me about the word "2gether" !

[TheLonersManual]

@TheAutumnempress Why do I get the feeling that you wish YOU were stuck on his head, if you catch my meaning? :P Jk

[4evaheartbreakkid]

I live for videos like this :)

[bamisallyouneed]

im jealous of the octopus

[violinplayer101]

omg... Jake Gyllenhaal is gorgeous!!! <3

[analuvshayden11]

He's so pretty

[SilverOkami6]

That wasn't sexual at all.

[jackgreaves18]

which one is the puppet?

[Vivian5291]

Now there got to be a episode of Sesame Street with Taylor Swift <3 :]

[planetsaver1]

This is absolutely 2 cute!! Jake is going to make a great Dad someday. Also, he's totally hot!!!!

[potcfanatic]

It's like the octopus gave birth to Jake Gyllenhaal.

[RosaFelton]

I LOVE HIM <3

[lubaluba56]

the octopus actually knew what the word 'separate' meant.

[UnorthodoxKid]

Cuteness overload!

[tolanbaranduna]

this scene would fit nicely on brokeback moutain, with a few adjustments.

[makePINKnotWARxoxo]

i never thought i'd find a guy with an octopus on his head hot... BUT I DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkMnMChocolate]

i thought he was gonna rip the head off the octopus

[Bowmaj21]

I wonder if at any point in Jake Gyllenhaal's Career he ever thought he'd say the words "Hi, I'm Jake, and this is an Octopus stuck on my head!"

[ILuvGuyzWhoCanSing1]

you WOULD know what separate means! dont worry thought, im sure Taylor Swift already wrote a song about you...

who am i kidding I LOVE YOU

[ThePokeHeros]

JAAAAAKKKKIIIEEE i want u!

[jaketohack]

How funny and cute he is!! Jake looks good with lighter brown hair , cute octopus.

[Utadaboy]

I want his babies!

[DarkestHeart266]

i love how the actual puppeteers on sesame street all seem to have a good sense of humor.

[sahanagopal95]

i've never been more jealous of a puppet.

[arleneoriel]

uuuummmm...am I the only one who finds this slightly awkward? haha XD

[dacrazyone87]

With this man you can have both a visual orgasm and a new word add to your dictionary.......Taylor Swift, you lucky bitch

[SydsAzombie]

LOL.

[arteaga9]

hahaha i love how this is a video for children but its all horny women watching it for Jake Gyllenhaal

[karkkiliininam]

sexiest man alive

[mololo5555]

Jake Gyllenhaal is the star of the day after tomorrow

[EmoHamster]

OW DONT TOUCH IT D:<

[MoveLikeThis]

jake gyllenhaal...what a guy :)

[happyslug]

He's got them bug eyes.

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

@happyslug

They're gorgeous.

[Chan3lprincess16]

@happyslug he had crepy predator eyes gyllenhaals are all fug

[Muppephile]

fact, if you're completely bald, getting an octopus attached to your head is a real danger, if you just so happen to put one there.

[spoosh88]

Even with an Octopus on his head HIS SO HOT !:D

[sweetweni]

Jake!!!! <3

[sierraaawrr]

Who would want to ge separated from Jakey's head????

He looks so animated on this one *squeals*

[cadian14758]

Children will find out about separation when their parents get divorced... Unlucky kids!

[timeparadoxx]

i wanna be stuck to jake's head

)':

[TheCleeer]

17 people couldn't separate the octopus from their head.

[SimplyFable]

Hi, I'm Jake... and this is an octopus stuck on my head... HELLO!

XD awesomesauce!

[twilightvampire3]

Octopuses suck alot, I hear. He can suck on my head anyday.

[kelly1988muse]

He does look like a cartoon,doesn't he?

[sylversphere]

This is the most twisted sesame episode ever.

So.... graphic :D

[miggmerg]

I just.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE JAKE!!!

[luckypearly]

he had me at "hiiii!"

[yujirock1]

Such a goodlooking actor.

[MellsRB]

He can teach me the entire dictionary if he wants.

[awesomenessroks]

haha! awkward but sooo hot with jake!!!

[ClairePeine]

all i did is listen to the audio of this without video, and i died laughing

omg

[RetroRabbit70s]

@ClairePeine omg!!! I just did the same thing and I can't stop laughing!!!

[ClairePeine]

@RetroRabbit70s i think im going to make the audio a part of my mp3 playlist.

its just. that. good.

the more i listen to just the audio alone, the more i think:

wow. how'd they get this on a children's show again???

[miirna40]

@ClairePeine I tried, and now I understand totally what you mean xD

[BBoydgirl1]

OMG! How adorable is Jake, he's just awesome!

[GoodVibesX]

I can't watch this without thinking about Donnie Darko.

[ilovekyokyoxD]

@GoodVibesX meeee tooooo!!!

[omlex95]

tobey maguire?

aaaah no no sorri

is jake gyllenhaal

[bellaitaly825]

lmao this is sooo adorable... i twisted a tentacle lol ow ow ow don't touch it...

[karkkiliininam]

I'd happily be stuck on his head x3

[amazinscorpion]

stupid octopus! i'd never do what u did! u dumb thing.

[amazinscorpion]

"HI IM JAKE"

me: omfl <3 siiiiiiggghh

god made him with a whole lotta luuurve! ;)

[metron98]

@amazinscorpion luuurve?

[amazinscorpion]

@metron98 i meant love. only with more of a speech slur cos i got distracted by jake's oozing hotness! :P

[maximumbiting]

jake knows about separation.

"I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!!"

[madinthemoon]

I'd like to do the opposite of separate with Jake.

[theredtinkerbell]

I wish that was me stuck on his head... I'm sorry I had to, it was too easy!

[dethisbtfl]

sushi anyone?

[ravendeathseek]

How cute!!!!

[Chwineka]

Is the octopus the same voice as Blu from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends...?

[fabyolosa18]

Jake is so hot!

[THindsvids]

donnie darko has become quite the happy-go-lucky fellow since the 90's

[KemonoAkiah]

Thats where he gets those muscles from!

[MotleyMarley123]

awwwwww :3

[MissIcia]

This is adorable!

[chihuahuabebi]

i watch this baby show just for you JAKE ,,,your soooo fking hot!

anyway,,the octopus is kinda cute XD