Pateley chop

[Robertmusic1000]

why are you smiling

fake thumbs up

[SPARTAman1359]

even though this is almost the fakest penis on utube it still hurts to look at it...

[servane2401]

c trop béte

[servane2401]

c deque

[Komnenit]

It almost hurts

[lizzybey]

sad acts lmao

[thedeversity]

its like he had a sausage and 2 grapes colored

[jdog12331]

it is so fake. he is pressing his crouch against a fake piece of whatever against the table

[imbterthnu]

It's supposed to be fake. It said under the type of vid that it is COMEDY.

[iLOVEROCK231]

it is just sausage!!! not penis...

[jckstrng12]

@iLOVEROCK231 with meatballs

[mine3man1]

lol omg how funny

[TheLUssU]

LOL xD

[MiguelFreitas12]

ahahahahah

[jabbemand95]

What a wicked camera with 3 frames per second -.-

[lastproductionstudio]

thats a fucking prok tenerloin

[dante97able]

that's so fake!!!

[PWNDish]

bull shit

[seasnake911]

you can see his fucking pants zipped up

[Shadowmere65]

FAKE

[trigger915]

for those who say do it 4 real... i bet he allready tried

[NialoF2]

lol stupid but funny

[jackle6100]

lol zipper is closed and for guy weho got with a hammer he doesnt lok in pain

[orangie84]

and he isn't close enough to the table either..

for the penis and balls to be on the table like that

if this had been real..this guy would have to arch his back to move his pelvis forward just a little and his legs would be pressed up against the table

he is standing way to straight to get his penis on the table like that

also it doesn't even look like a real penis..

so Oh yeah.. big time fake

[o0xXNaomiXx0o]

ha lmao

[funnippl93]

men are imitore lol

[zesralemsienarzadko]

Co za tępe huje.

[MixedRaceBoomting]

it is a fuckin fake

[chavosucks]

noshit dick face

[BudokaiJRA]

fake

[Laustralia1]

Eww If this is real dick, wil fukin so painful! eughhh

[kailadabomb]

thats a damn good thing that its big

[ST2K]

109 second clip times 441,717 views equals 1 year, 6 months and 11 days of human life wasted as of January 26, 2009.

[sloth005]

you can c his zip on his trousers done up.

[LarZ182]

lame

[CT9A11]

holy shit it must be painful :D

[Aarikaisinlove]

ha ha ha ha they're bored lol thats funny.

[burts4]

im stateing that his pants are zipped up wtf this is gay!!!!!

[jakester1234578910]

FAGGOTTS

[BERRYCHERRYFAIRY]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo gross

[oskarsbmx]

did you eat that products?

[opponet]

stupid.........

[volcom238]

FAG DO IT FOR TRUE

[markkicknutts]

that is o so fake, this is a disturbing video now dont be such fags

[dragon2553]

no shit its fake

[shfbdfi1273]

I will report you to the health inspector.

[pennissex]

It is so fake

[DoomThroughDoom]

LLOOOL

[goldenthoth]

very  very very useless!!!

[xxxisaac454xxx]

one thing.....fake..

[vegarBoy7]

No way! Is it really fake??

(sarcasm)

[JSGproduction]

i cant watch anymore makes my penis hurt

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

circumcism hurts more, luckily u get it when ur like a week old and little drunk. yes thats how its done.

[anko8aug]

not the way to do it just kidding lol

[anko8aug]

outch! this is not the of circumcision

[PS3isBEST93]

its like rolled bacon and meatballs haha

[soloyoto]

so fake its meat  and his zipper is ziped

[keiththehamster]

obviously. you spaz

[LittlezDDR]

His pants are zipped up!

[fromthispoint]

Isa 56, 5 Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off.

[fromthispoint]

Isa 56,3 Neither let the son of the stranger, that hath joined himself to the LORD, speak, saying, The LORD hath utterly separated me from his people: neither let the eunuch say, Behold, I [am] a dry tree.Isa 56,4 For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose [the things] that please me, and take hold of my covenant;

[gurlznotgrey39]

This is so fake.....his pants are still zipped up around his waist...Not to mention if it were real...The pain would most certainly make him pass out I am sure.

Not sure youtube would allow this kind of a video...But good for a giggle.

[CJ79895]

so fake

[DaBlakNovA]

Really? Was it the fact that the dick was detached from his pants? Or did you have to analyze this video in a lab to realize that.

-10 internets for you.

[kralles92]

hahahahahaha

[abdulmuq]

so fake man!

[xdroid]

i think thats a cow tounge...

[JeanPhilipDucharme]

nimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmporte quoi esti dfif du colisse trop pas vrai bande de fif ki pense ke c vrai xD nimporte koi tan qua mettre sa ou rien mettre tu tconstruit une cabane a chien lépais

[hackg33k]

thats a lol! the penis part is kinda gross... but seriously, also xD i cant find youtube allowing this to be uploaded if it were to be real xD still its a real lol!

[djfreshR]

OOMMMGGGG c trop un malade le mec :o

[wyle105]

Y do girls have to know about my penis

[GruntysFurnaceFun]

The balls were two ends of a hotdog, the penis itself was a hotdog with one end cut off.....it was probably raw to make it bleed.

Anyway, this vid is hilarious. XDDD

[BishiSwordsMan11]

immature adults doing some nasty shit.

[malangi1978]

fool

[JOICEWANG1]

ok for anyone who doesnt think this video is fake... you've obviously had little to no ass. what penis looks like that?! lol

[ZomBEEandJesus]

ha ha you boys are a bit off

[AshleyEly]

tottally fake dudes come on now

what guy would actually set his dick on a table and let a dude hit it with a hammer and smile about it

seriously

[Pustewurms]

what a fakexD

[cocarutas]

shit

[KoopstaKnicka]

When I First Saw The Video Picture I Said, "DOO! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"

[shuriken198]

som people ta it too seriously just a joke cmon lol

[jeanddev]

bullshit!

[yosul93]

semedi

[kurds4eva]

if thats all these people can do in their spare time i pity you sooo much get a life joke or no joke you must lead a boring life to waste your time on this

[MaxPowers]

watch the pain olympics if you want real.

[mawc14]

thats fake if u didnt know

[MaxPowers]

no its not.

[kick52]

There is evidence that it could be.

[MaxPowers]

could be what? fake?

[ryanpattummalee]

aww fuck i was eting when i click on it

i was eting steack and rice

[Glitterwhore42007]

omfg... soooo fake!

[mikebagio]

Why you people love to say fake fake? Of course its fake and everyone knows that, come on its just a joke and it was funny.

[punkypink83]

would be so hot if it was real ^^

[centhequick]

even tho it was fake, it was still pretty nasty and uncomfortable

pretty funny tho

[mslowikowa]

ha ha ha ...kids

[kikkatkitty]

this two are uncircumcised people.jerks

[EvilchickenPenguin]

you can all suck my fat penis you cunts

[motoX521inlb]

haha everyone knows its fake, but its funny, get a damn joke u cock munchers

[jackass1tennagers]

fake fake fake

[Halboy10]

Umm. I am not offended or amused! Dull

[pastejmannen]

that was painful to watch. damn.

[poopendolly]

Lol I love how they speak so common I <3 it because I speak like that

[plyndre1]

omg its å hot dogto penis

[dakuno11]

dont b a dickhead if hes dick got chhopped of held scream so loud the world can neally hear himso vot email yes or no 2 my account on you tube and plus that dick his way 2 small for an a guy so yer email me on you tube

[dathwampeer]

can you translate that to english so i can understand?

[criticman123]

my fake penis is WAAAAAYYY bigger

[prodigious06]

Why you need an fake penis?

[poopendolly]

Maybe they're a fake man altogether :)

[CandDfilms]

next time use your actual dick

[Chickenmaster23]

haha I think the scream at the end is HILARIOUS!!!!

[Hotaru552]

Try opening the zipper on ur pants first... lol

[Facepeel]

This one's obviously fake. If you think it's real, you haven't seen a penis before.

[BlackKnight00]

everyone know that

[baglezoom]

lol fake but funny

[schooled6]

Is that real??

[NumaNuma187]

Yep.

[Pascalo07]

lol

[janice05ph]

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Trentsworth]

fake is fake, and HILARIOUS IS HILARIOUS!

[hiroshi13789]

fake

[XxHeadachExX1]

You can see the zipper on his pants, lol.

[RosieAndCo]

WOW! Just when I thought that I had seen all of the sick, depraved things the net had to offer and then you sick f*ckers post this . . there are people out there, EVERYDAY, that have parts of their penis chopped off INVOLUNTARILY! And believe me . . that is no joke!

Please get help . . . professional help!!!

And stop poluting YouTube w/ your ignorance!

[dathwampeer]

you're the one being ignorant. their having a laugh. please tell me how making a little joke like this is being ignorant?

and you saying

"there are people out there, EVERYDAY, that have parts of their penis chopped off INVOLUNTARILY! And believe me . . that is no joke!"

does that mean you've had your knob cut off?

[spartan8345]

fake even if it was real, no shit its bleeding wat do you think hapens when you puncture skill dwarfs have a tea party

[liangwoo]

sick

[sircumcision]

sooo funny ive pissed myself,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Souljaboy383]

his cow balls with dye

[waveyd33]

jesus christ , you sick assed mofo's , stick to playing poker and leave the acting to the experts , your cock might never work again , ps,check out idlefish on myspace , later lads , wavy

[ahrrrrr11]

sick bastards lol

[halogods123]

that was meat wow

[MaryRoseLaughing]

Loved it. Laughing my ass off.

[Caleb7575]

ow ow ow did that hurt??

[midnighter0012]

where's the pain! fake, but somewhat funny

[samyourmanwoof]

wttttttffff, pateley lot are weird, i go to nidd! pretty funny video tho