NewsBusted 5/15/09

[blkcowboyhat]

That laugh track is atrocious.

[sageofthewabash]

Great!!!!!

[boorens18]

yet another failure of a show

-Fail to realize that republicans use teleprompters, (and who cares?) Typical repubs falling for distraction talking points

-convientently leave out the poll links (though how often does a repub actually verify facts?) last poll (rasmussen) I checked, the freaking TEA PARTY was beating repubs.

-lower taxes even MORE? despite bush destroying the economy with his?....whew good thing repubs screwed up so bad that no one trusts them in office now.

[exbronco1980]

um, didn't GWB use a teleprompter? typical repub hypocrisy. Also, George W was a conservative. he was a bad president too

[mykol13v]

I put a thumbs down on you. This isn't about George Bush, his off the cuff comments have been world famous as they are taken out of context, distorted and repackaged. This is about Obama and his reliance on Teleprompter man. Stick to the issue, get back on track, and color within the lines. OK?

Please don't report me to the White House

[zygmont68]

Go with the double eye blink Jodie, that is the one I liked best so far, and I have seen about 5 different ways you do your intro. I like that one best so far...

[zymnwas1st]

Excellent! Go Jodi!

[Yoganao]

Racist Rush Limbaugh hates Hispanics almost as much as blacks, except his house n---er Uncle Tom Clarence. The road to hell is paved with republicans.

[ComradeObamaCult]

Sotomayor ruled against white Firefighters of New Haven, throwing out the results of a promotion exam because almost no minorities qualified. She denied promotion for the white firefighters who performed well on the exam, and gave minorities who failed the exam favorable consideration toward promotion. Sotomayor promotes aggressive affirmative action, promoting race or gender, not merit. Sotomayor IS A RACIST.

[pwf2412]

and sad to say, the republicans bot have the man parts necessary to stop her. hell most of them won't even put a token fight. moderates, most of them are just moderates.

God, how I wish Reagan was still here

[winner0loser]

you're a sell out.

[FlavorRed]

I wish this show would take The Daily Show's place!

[OnYourMarkItsumo]

Nice video.

[larry267]

move to the center good idea I think when I walk down the road i'll walk down the center instead of the right or left safer there

[Eimhin1]

hahaha GREAT !

[DD826]

Great stuff.

Every one of these videos have 5 stars!

[paulo1141]

I think this woman is a what Miley Cirus will become one day if she becomes a loser.

[DD826]

paulo,

Miley Cirus is already a looser. Oh my god, that qualifies her for President.

[paulo1141]

My God this is stupid. If conservatives want to make people laugh, they need to just play it straight. That has been working so far.

[JohannMint]

She should get someone to write better jokes for her. Someone with a better sense of humour, like Dick Cheney or Sean Hannity.

[1949bboy]

This is great stuff. You are probably a devoted watcher of the View and Bill Maher, now they need some writers.

[pwf2412]

got it it one. Jo is a lib, but she says she is from the center. lol, if you check out her favs all the political ones are lib, but she is from the "center" lol

[blackhawk1491]

yeah, because all these videos are rated so low... Or maybe you're just sore that people don't agree with you in your whiny-liberal Bushwhacking minority.

[FlavorRed]

"Agree with us or you are wrong! We believe in freedom of speech. As long as you say what we say! Otherwise you are the enemy!" - Fascism

I think these News Busted videos are great!

[liber8me]

despite the rhetoric of the republicans it seems as tho an awful lot of them have been trying to expand government rather then restrict it.

i look forward to the republicans presenting a candidate who really means what he says about restricting government size.

[pwf2412]

tell me about it, the day the republicans run a conservative I will fall over from shock, but that doesn't mean that while I am waiting for it to happen , I just grab my ankles and let the left do what ever they wantt with my country, if I have to ellect a moderate republican , to get some of what I believe in, i will, because it's better than anything the left is putting out

[liber8me]

ok apologies for insulting you i think we both got a little caught up with things.

the main point that ive been trying to make is that the republicans just cant sink to the same low level of the liberal opposition. insults and namegames reflect very poorly on both sides

[pwf2412]

Same here, I do get caught up. but that doesn't mean I won't poke fun at a man I can not respect when he behaves in an idiotic manner. But slamming you and your country was not the way to go. we seem to be closer in oppinions than I first thought.

[JedEkert]

Jack Kennedy would be better than anything the left or the right is putting out.

[amotivational]

those new cars, do they come with the power bass units and marijuana/crack smoke filters?

[boobyboogers]

so tell me, if the government had spent no money, done nothing would more people have jobs?

[mykol13v]

Whats really funny is Saturday Night Live didn't figure out the Teleprompter issue was nationwide until 4+ weeks after it started. They might have taken a slow boat to China and come back to write their propaganda scripts.

But hey, they sure were up on Sarah Palin and the Alaska/Russia tome, shows where their writers head for material... liberal blogs.

[atsea7]

5***** Jodi

[eksdem]

Funny...as always.

[EricDadOf3]

Free homes to people living beyond their means , free health care, tax refunds to individuals who seldom if ever have paid taxes and now they get free cars. OMG!

Dear Mr. Obama, I want a new 36" HDTV, a new computer with paid for cable, a new washer and dryer, and some new clothes for my kids. Also, If you could swing it, could you pay for a week vacation at Disney land for my children and I once a year? That would raise our moral and give us hope......LOL

[jjmac1970]

I'm with ya!! Where is my bailout??

[jtkirkfan2002]

I heard someone in the real estate business make the "horrible" statement that owning a home is a priviledge, not a right and people who aren't ready need to continue renting.

[liber8me]

how? well obviously by keeping companies afloat he prevented many more people from becoming unemployed.

so the alternative was to do nothing.

as if any president, republican or democrat would do something. at the very least they want to appear to be doing something to all the millions of voters affected by the recession

[xsecretdancerx]

HAHAHAH! openly in love with. :P

[mykol13v]

Actually giving cars away might not be a bad idea...

Here, it costs us $85,000 for each bus rider per year.

Cheaper to donate a used car to them and keep it running instead of sticking it to the taxpayers. Bone 'em if you got them. Check out the costs in your city.

Gotta love that burrocracy thinking with emphasis on the backside.

[B0thergirl]

Wow. Great info.

[darlena1956]

I want a car.

[Nalhovito]

The amount of people who identify themselves as conservative in the U.S. is not 60%, it's 32%. Get your facts straight NewsBusted. If the majority of people are conservative, then why would they elect Obama? Yeah, get back to me on that geniuses.

[madhrse78]

white guilt

[chopngratty]

Well He won because Acorn stuffed the ballot boxes, oh and lets not forget thousands of military ballots didn't get counted either.Face it we are a conservative nation. Look at cali, they voted no to gay marriage, so much for voter rights. Fact of the matter is, the hispanics and african americans are actually very conservative on many issues. sad thing is they have bought the dem crap about helping the needy, dems like to keep folks down, keeps the dems in office.

[liber8me]

and if obama had done nothing then there would be even more unemployed. it doesnt matter who is in power at the moment - either party would be spending like crazy because they want to look as tho they're doing SOMETHING

[pwf2412]

Again, when you actualy have a stake in the governing of thye country, please feel free to comment, until then. worry about your own country

[liber8me]

shut-up and mind your own bloody business

[darlena1956]

No I don't think both parties would be spending. Obama told us he would be spending and the ones that voted for that, knew.

[liber8me]

if mccain had won he would be doing exactly the same thing - throwing money at the problem so he can say to voters "HEY LOOK IM DOING SOMETHING!!!"

[darlena1956]

You'er right McCain is a liberal.

[jtkirkfan2002]

You are likely correct since McCain was nothing but a cream of the crap Obama-lite. He was NO conservative, but given the choice of the two of them, I voted for McCain since I figured he could do the least damage of the two of them.

[pwf2412]

Wow so now you are an expert on Liberal AMERICAN politicians and on Republican AMERICAN politicians. That's an amazing thing from a liberal from a no count liberal country. Tell me do you know as much about your own politicians? or are you just so in love with the magic that is Obama that yours just doesn't matter anymore?

[liber8me]

actually i think obama is a showboat idiot whose only talent is making the media love him.

you know you just play so well into the global stereotype of the redneck arrogant american.

your state is your country and your country is your world.

[boobyboogers]

jack, haha u used my account to comment on something!!!!! haha, hilarious. I was just like WTF!! i didnt do that :p

[liber8me]

lol sorry cass :P

[jtkirkfan2002]

Obama hasn't "done" anything except order the firings of thousands of people from auto dealerships across the country. There is no evidence that the porkulus package has had any postive effect on anything.

[jlarpi]

obama won because millions of people who have never voted before thought they would actually get something from this guy..... that, and it was the 'in' thing to do.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Hundreds of thousands simply thought it would be "kewl" to have a black president. More bought into the fairie tale that the whole world hates us and only "The One" could get us back in their favor again, hence his numerous "apology tours".

[jtkirkfan2002]

Your quoting the wrong results. Fox News took a poll getting the results that 32% of people considered themselves "Republican". That battleground poll showed 60% of people identified themselves as "conservative". And if only 32% were conservative, why didn't Pin Stripe win by a landslide in the popular vote instead of the few percentage points he squeeked by with?

[liber8me]

get over yourself. thats his preferred way to do a speech. so what?

[pwf2412]

what you are ignoring, is that the media has been gushing about what a great speaker he is, how he, at a moments notice, can drop pearls of wisdom to make all of our lives better. How the coyrse of history is changed just by his speaking. When the truth is EVERY time he is OFF prompter, he sounds like a bumbling, stumbling fool.

If the left weren't making such a big deal over how wonderful his speaking skills are we wouldn't need to point out that it is the TP doing the real work

[liber8me]

everytime he is off prompter? so you've watched every single speech he has ever made have you?

seriously who gives a shit? if he prefers using a teleprompter, get over it.

[pwf2412]

The problem is that Every single fumble and stumble and tounge trip Bush made the media crusified him for it. Obama is every bit as bad and he gets a pass. He sucks at policy and his Judge Choices and life stance will cripple America for generations, but for now I am content to point ahnd laugh at his stupid ass every time he pulls out the TP crutch

[pwf2412]

Pardon me, I appologize, I thought your oppinion mattered. That was why I actually responded to you.

When you move to America, become a citizen and declare a political preference then I will respond again, as it it, You really have nothing to say worth listening to

[TheMinskyTerrorist]

No, but if you check any of the records, he's carried it everywhere. Even to rodios, picnics, and everything else. And when he goes off teleprompter, he makes Bush-esque completely out of the blue stupid statements.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Off-teleprompter, he makes Bush look like William friggin' Shakespeare.

[TheMinskyTerrorist]

"I want to thank you, president Obama, for a great party." Bet that would go over well if he were anyone else other than a cult leader.

[chopngratty]

Lets not forget they voted for the Man behind the Mirror. He should really of stayed behind the mirror. illusions are sometimes best left just that, illusions !

[IronythatisLife]

Obama tripled the Bush deficit. He owns this economy now. Also, under Obama's rules, our nat'l debt is projected by economists to be $23+ trillion by 2019 (10 years).

[jtkirkfan2002]

Oh, ye of little faith. Do you not know that "The One" has the power to erase the debt? He will wave the magic teleprompter and wiggle the enchanted ears and the debt will be no more!

[pwf2412]

lol, my God that is a great image, I can see it now a remake of Bewitched, called Baracked except twitching his nose he flaps his ears and all kinds of crazy stuff happens

[jtkirkfan2002]

It's too bad sweetfly has gone MIA.  The ears comment really would have gotten a rise out of that kool-aid drinker.

[liber8me]

yes, i think the bush jokes did get old. i think the people who insulted his intelligence were idiots who just liked the thought that they could be smarer then a president.

if you're going to attack obama, attack him for some of the stupid things he's done with the economy, not just because he likes to read his speech off a teleprompter

[jtkirkfan2002]

Today, Pin Stripe through his own presidency and policies under the bus saying that the government can't keep borrowing against its future the way is has. Who does he think is behind that? Anyway, who wants to make a bet that this flip-flop is just a prelude to a huge tax increase?

[myfamilynme]

Michelle Obama and Simon Cowell jokes..great!

[jtkirkfan2002]

Wow. 60% of people identify themselves as "conservative". No wonder the lib's are so desparate to convince Republicans to move to the "center". As long as we act like "dummycrat lite", were going to lose. The lib's have moved as far left as possible with the biggest attempt to nationalize the economy ever. Time to contrast them, not act like them.

[misternef]

excellent

[Mistertbones]

I loved the Rosie O'Donnel Joke!

[ToddonCapeCod]

Rosie IS a joke

[spiderbaby1958]

As always, hilarious with the sound down.

[QuartuvLarry]

McGillis a butch? Well...better now than back in the 80's when her hotness would've been wasted.

[safeharbor7]

Love your vids Jodi, 5***** as aleways.

[OperaNerd1986]

I love that picture of the Republican elephant on its back with X's for eyes.

[ToddonCapeCod]

In 2010 we're planning on a picture of an elephant humping a donkey

[WERTY317]

OMG I actually liked that one. Beside twitching about like you are being tasered, content was tunny.

[chopngratty]

5 * keep em coming, after all the madness, it is nice to laugh one in a while !

[liber8me]

i know, this problem is thanks to BOTH PARTIES deregulation of the market which has sparked this catastrophe.

oh and so was the bail out money ok when bush did it but not ok when obama does it?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Neither bail out was "OK". The thing I admired about Bush was that he was an excellent Commander-in-Chief.  But he was a big government neo-con. They threw money at banks and no one knows where it went. Then Obama got in office and threw billions at GM and Chrysler to "keep them out of bankrupcty". Guess what? They're filing anyway, and now thanks to their deal with the devil, they have to kiss O's rear end as he tries to nationalize them and fire thousands of dealership employees.

[larry267]

Oh my god I think you are the first person that I have seen say that Both Parties are at fault . I agree anyone who believes that one man alone can cause a bad economy {or good} is crazy

[liber8me]

thankyou!!!! finally someone who agrees with me!

people are kidding themselves if they think just bush or the democrats are to blame for the economy being the way it is. this process of extreme deregulation that has created this problem took decades to reach this point and it was thanks to moves by both parties

[TheMinskyTerrorist]

There was no "EXTREME DEREGULATION." All of the industries that went down were still very regulated.

[chopngratty]

You mentioned not picking on obamas speech impediment, well that schtick was the lefts bread and butter for 8 yrs.When the economy wobbles, the press goes nuts on republican spending, yet when obama puts us in "unsustainable" modes of spending, we are to hush and be nice.and No I did not support Bush bailing anyone out. To big to fail?? what the Bleep does that mean anyway?

[wrt7]

hahahhhhhhaqhaha......

[chattingcat]

Lol... Excellent! Take care:)

[Rajaat99]

Too short. I wish these were 30 minutes. These are better than what's on TV!

[usgop]

Great job Jodi! Love the Michelle and Rosie jokes!! LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[sakahowdah]

That Jodi sure is a handsome woman.

[red33410]

"the person with WHOM he is in love openly? Yep. Simon Cowell."

[chrisquick123451966]

good one as always ;-)

[liber8me]

i think whichever party is in power they would be doing the same thing - throwing money at the problem to try and make it go away. why? because they want to do something or at least want to be seen to be doing something. but, really the economy is out of the hands of the government at the moment until consumer confidence returns

[liber8me]

no jokes about it are old. quite frankly if thats all you people have to spend your time ranting about then obviously there isnt too much you can attack obama over

[takerdust]

worry about your own politicians

[liber8me]

your politicians are the ones who affect most of the world by what they do.

all over the world left and right wing governments are throwing money at the economy to fix it. dont be so one eyed about the issue, if mccain had won he'd have continued the cash bail outs that bush started

[chopngratty]

liber8me Why were the bailouts needed in the first place?Maybe try doing some research. Carter admin would be a great place to start! CRA and Acorn!!!! I guarantee, had they not made so many sub-prime, no-doc loans available we wouldn't have such a mess to clean up, if indeed it can be fixed at all ! Love the way they only look back at the last 8 yrs. Like this mess just started then!

[JollyMunkie]

That was perfect. Rosie almost made me choke. I hear Obama is paying to launch an investigation to find out how the sub-prime mortgage collapse occurred. I think there is a joke in that somewhere.

[slowhand1954]

Jodi, you and the shows producers do a wonderful job and give us a chance to laugh at ourselves as much as our cellebs in the news. Thanks for your work here.

Peace,

Allen

[JOSYMOL]

I want a car too....lol.

[Robert697]

i heard Oprah is giving out airplanes!

[aimeesimmons]

Mate... Your fooling yourself if you think that anyone else would not be held accountable for the Bail-Outs, the Redistribution of Wealth, and the Outright Lies that have come flowing forth from the anointed one.

[liber8me]

i dont agree with a lot of things obama does but seriously getting up him about the state of the economy is really sad. it would be screwed no matter who was in power.

guess what? this problem is not bush's fault, and it isnt the democrats fault either -- its takesn DECADES of deregulation by both sides for the problem to get this big

[jtkirkfan2002]

It took the government twisting banks' arms to give mortgages to people who couldn't afford them to get us here.

It took the unions making ridiculous demands while the government made ridiculous CAFE standards to get the auto industry here.

Obama owns this economy and the 9 trillion dollar deficit.

[liber8me]

obama owns the economy? so he's only been in power a couple of months and everyone knew that the economy was screwed and its all his fault?

please. neither party would have done any better at the moment

[jtkirkfan2002]

Obama supported and voted for the first stimulus plan. A school kid with a number 2 pencil could have figured out that ballooning the deficit by trillions of dollars would only make things worse. When he pushed through the porkulus bill, when he ordered the firing of thousands of private citizens, employees of auto dealerships, he took ownership. It's his mess now.

[aimeesimmons]

You do have a point. It's everyone's fault, but Obama is making it worse in leaps and bounds.

I just want everyone to be prepared for the world to shatter so that when the dust and B*((Sh*t settles, we can try and build something stronger, and I am not talking about socialistic Communes either.

But thank you for responding in a reasonable manner and without insulting me. There are so many people out there who can't reply without calling names. :) You are a Rare Gem.

[Muna004]

Mate, your fooling yourself if the economy is the only thing that's important.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Mate, I rate the economy right up there with oxygen. Obama owns it too after giving our chidren and grandchildren a nine trillion dollar debt to pay.

[arequipa1]

mate you're just another knucklehead in love with obama

[jtkirkfan2002]

So is this love affair with an unqualified community aggravator. This guy is and always has been a joke.

[pwf2412]

Not as long as he keeps relying on them so heavily

[liber8me]

you know it says more about your mentality and all you can criticise him about that you have to keep on going on about his preferred method for delivering a speech.

attack his economic politices, offer better ones, just get the hell over the stupid teleprompter.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Obama: "I'd like to thank President Obama for a fine party...oops."

That's why we make fun of him and his teleprompter. He's such a dim bulb that he couldn't figure out that he was reading the other guy's lines. There was a movie once about a lady news anchor and how dumb she was and they got her to say, "I'm a who**," or something like that on the air live by putting it on the teleprompter. Now if we could only get O's to print, "I'm a lying cheat, only out to take away your freedoms.

[liber8me]

you just cant stand the fact that there's someone pulling you up on all this bullshit you lot are spraying.

"oh no! obama uses a teleprompter! cry me a river and get the hell over yourselves. if thats all you people have to go on about then the republicans are never going to get back into office.

[pwf2412]

I'm sorry, did you say anything important? Turns out no. There is plenty to catch Obama on. It's just that right now the prompter is front and center. Bush grabbed the wrong door in China. The media had a field day for weeks, and the left called him an idiot for moths about it. Obama does tha same thing at the white house and it's like it never happened. You libs scream lets be nice, when it''s about your savior but crucify him, when it's about the right.

[pwf2412]

Now shut up and let the Growm ups talk for awhile. Why don't you tell the world about all the important things your libe government is doing. Oh wait, your govertnment doesn't do anything important

[liber8me]

at least my government doesnt go around the world starting wars.

[liber8me]

thats pathetic. so you lower yourself down to their level?

what are you a bunch of fucking children?

"he said something mean about my friend! so im gonna say something mean about his friend"

grow up and get over it

[pwf2412]

I am the grown up, I am concerned about the welfare of MY country, you on the other hand seem to be obsessed with the welfare of a completely different country than your own. Seems to say something about your own patriotism.

The difference is that I have a stake in what happens here, you DO NOT, so you can spout all your lib crap and not be affected by it, or is it that you just want the rest of the world to share in the lib paradise you have at home?

[liber8me]

liberal paradise?

its a paradise because we dont have arrogant fools like you going around screwing up the country.

[pwf2412]

it's a paradise because most peopel only want to visit, then leave, where as most people who come here want to stay. When you have the same problems we face, with immigartion, and welfare and over run health care and education systems then tell me your lib ideas work. as it is with the nice little CLOSED system you have, you really don't know what in the world you are talking about. when you do, come back then

[liber8me]

actually we have massive immigration problems because TOO MANY people want to come. we have detention centres because we get thousands of people who try to arrive on boats.

one thing i do know is that while sad fools like you go on and on about obama's teleprompter the republicans are never going to be back in office. stick to your ideals and dont sink to the level of your opposition.

[pwf2412]

do you not have a press there? do you not understand that sometimes you ahve to get peoples attention first to get them to actualy do something? This is the attention getter, because the media keeps most of the real dangerous stuff he does out of view, we have to use what ever we can that gets some traction, just so we can work up to the other stuff. Do you honestly believe that the biggest problem I have with Obama is the TELEPROMPTER? Really?