Teh Spider
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From: OneyNG
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  • NOKIA falls over, fihnYBGBWDTYVDBYIUBYUBVYTC!!!!­!

    is the table ok?!??!?!

  • I just laughed so hard... I don't understand

  • So, why'd you scream at the end? xD

  • What are we gonna call it?

    That is a Mobile phone, it cannot push the buttons even tough he tries.

    ahh.. he's giving up on life -AEEOOOOEAOAOEOOOHOHHHHHH

  • @leoajax Well done....you can quote a video...you must have 1337 skills.

  • Haha the tags

  • Tarzan paid them a visit at the end.

  • My ears D':

  • If I made a video like this it would get 20 views Q_Q

  • pour oil in there, then light a match and throw it in

  • my ears... :((

  • RIP Headphone users at the end...

  • Awww. . poor spider. It doesn't know whats going on. ^____^

  • Call him Galmorh, THE DEVOURER OF ALL HEADPHONES. Or Dave.

  • tags, check them

  • Call him jimmy

  • I typed in 'spider-man raped my ass with a frying pan', just to see if this video would come up first...

  • Does

  • Is that spider have a venom

  • Kill it

  • Can you shut the fuck up? My headphones are fine.

  • That is one Big ASS spider

  • Why is everyone warning me about hheadphones*dies*

  • Tags

  • I lol'd sooooo hard

  • rip hedpon urseers

  • ouch, im wearing headphones. RIP

  • I got Arachnid phobia :(

  • @1337Kosu ders a spider on ur neck D:

  • @1337Kosu  me to

  • Someone explain this for me lol

  • RIP headphone users (you happy now shyguy54321)

  • I have a tarantula on my shoulder at the moment.. It's cute. :3

  • Spider man raped my ass with frying pan

  • an old nokia

    a spider inside a glass

    an electric guitar 7.1 jack...

    10 sec latter

    OAAAAHHH!!!!

  • All it did was jumped

  • give dat spider a tumor with that phone plz

  • Why did you all go WHTOLRFJIORF0P0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

  • some guy out there is probably going to say " rip head phone user's! " or some one already has...

  • best. video. ever.

  • Lol at the tags

  • R.I.P Headphone users @ 0:12

  • @123Potatorox Still alive :P

  • soooo... 364 people are scared of spiders, i believe

  • I like having sex with my sister

  • @Daftwizz wait what...

  • @Daftwizz i like havingg sex with her 2

  • @Daftwizz Jaime Lannister, is that you?

  • @Daftwizz Wow, thumbwhores must be really desperate nowadays.

  • @turboracer98 The "whore" in "thumbwhore" isn't there for shits and giggles, you know.

  • @Daftwizz Who doesn't like having sex with your sister?

  • @Daftwizz WUT

    I like having smex with my hand....

    SUCH a big boy

  • @Daftwizz ............ RIGHT ON :3

  • @Daftwizz I like having sex with your sister aswell :)

  • Am i the only one who searched 'Spider man raped my ass with a frying pan' and end up here?

  • @jdwhfw yes you are

  • Calling a spider only makes it.. tastier..

  • Tags:spiderman raped my ass with frying pan

  • Oh man, you're hurting the spider. I must call PETA. (AKA. HALF OF THE FUCKING INTERNET)

  • The spider got cancer from the radiation of the phone. It died two weeks later, wished to be cremated.

  • Lmao the tags are hilarious

  • DAMN nature. you'r scary

  • Oh shit! The Spider's giving up on life? OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

  • Before watching any video

    no matter what

    I ALWAYS read the comments first.

    Even if it spoils the video.

    Because...

    you never know what OneyNG can bring you :3

  • @9joao6 exactly XD

  • y be mean to a spider

  • do more random videos like this Oney!

  • I used to have a spider but then i took an arrow to the knee... *shoots myself*

  • Wtf...........the tags. O_o

  • lol i have that phone.

  • I used to post tags in the comments section, then I took the unfunny part of life to my shaft.

  • Limbo in a nutshell

  • What kind of frying pan?

  • Poor kitty ...

  • Tags:

    spider man raped my ass with frying pan

  • Its Giving up on life

    (drops Phone)

    ooashdfiadudfhashdfur

  • Hey I came here looking for Spider man raping my ass with a Frying pan

  • the tags say : spider man raped my ass with friying pan

  • i used to be able to hear :/

  • @zachaqsw - then you took an arrow in the knee?

  • Internet humour used to be clever and original, then it took an arrow in the meme.

  • omg LOL the tags

  • It's given up on life...

    OGHBDEAJKGBRUE#BFGUROBEAOUFBAG­BAEIOGHOH$I%GOT%I$@B &GTR4g8492e82g$

  • MY HEAD PHONES

  • I used to have headphones , but i took an earrape to the speakers.

  • Well, say good bye to your speakers everyone.

  • Wtf

  • R.I.P HEADPHONE USERS.

  • @WazzuppMusic r.i.p original comments

  • @WazzuppMusic R.I.P COMEDY!

  • OOOOOHHHH!!!!!

  • is that the worlds shittiest phone from 1:48 on /watch?v=EPihW9AE8R8

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  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

  • spider man raped my ass with frying pan

  • I think the adapter by the cup was a sign to not wear headphones.

  • That Is A Mobile Phone is a lovely name.

  • That end, should be in ANY MOVIE

  • lol tags?????

  • Heh, she's a cutie.

  • that is BRILLIANT XD

  • Hahahahaha

    Tags: "Spider man raped my ass with frying pan"

  • @provet1 olololololo

  • Haha OneyNG is like one of the funniest people ever xD

  • Rest in Peace headphone users..........

  • LOOK AT THE TAGS

  • look at the tags in the discription

  • Owwwwwwwwww my ears

  • Lol the tags

  • fuck this, in supposed to ear rape the viewers -:/

  • Spider man.

    Spider man.

    Raped my ass with a frying pan.

  • @LckeStudios takes a shit in a coffee can

  • @mattwilhelm60 When he... when.. fuck i cant think of anything

  • @LckeStudios lol

  • I'm glad I read the comments first; otherwise I'd be deaf. ;D

  • Creepy...

  • Spider Man raped my ass with frying pan!

  • RIP headset users...

  • DISGUSTING

  • Ear rape.

  • Also what is the metal object to the right?

  • @67oesen It is a P10 stereo plug

  • @viciadoemhalo3 Thanks, saw one of those 10 years ago, always wondered why a bullet should look like that.

  • Vriska? Is that you?

  • Press 9 for life OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

  • my freakn headphones!!!

  • OHH GOD !!! is the glass ok ?

  • Spider man raped my ass with frying pan

  • just like my mom sayd spider with that size should pay taxes

  • Look at tags....

  • put your headset on full volume and press 9

  • Lol a brown recluse, that thing is worse than a black widow...

  • @mynameisman66 fuck off troll

  • @TheProdigy2k10 ... Fuck you. Fucking blocked. Little fucking cunt. 

  • lol read tags

  • No Spiders were harmed in the making of this video.

  • thats spider can actually kill u.. if u let it go

  • @emmyekky it can't you idiot

  • @TheProdigy2k10 do u no wat a joke is?

  • @emmyekky If it was...that was the most retarded joke ever that had no properties of a joke what so ever...

  • @TheProdigy2k10 Get fucked, you moody little cunt muscle.

  • @TastyNachoz hahaha original

  • @emmyekky nope!

  • I love the name!

  • Why did they scream at the end??

  • @BeastyRyan316 i assume they thought it mought have gotten out of the glass

  • @BeastyRyan316 because the phone dropped and the spider bounced which made them surprised i guess

  • @BeastyRyan316

    Because it moved.

  • @BeastyRyan316 Because... IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.

  • @BeastyRyan316 it knocked the phone oveer

  • @BeastyRyan316

    The spider called its mother with the phone.

    They managed to turn off the camera as they were being torn apart by the spiders mother.

    This video was uploaded by that spider.

  • @RRtoiPPiotRR Such an inspiring story *Sniff*

  • @BeastyRyan316 because teh spider jumped

  • The last screaming part *ouch* my ears ;_;

  • how high were you when you posted this?

  • was that a bullet next to the spider?

  • @WalkthroughsMadeEasy It's a thingy you stick your headphones into, for shit designed with a larger headphone plug thingy.

  • @WalkthroughsMadeEasy it's a jack input

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  • I see both of top comments are very original.

  • looks like a small wolf spider....

  • I caught a rather large mostly docile spider in a mason jar once. My friend wanted to find out if salt annoys/hurts other bugs as much as it does snails. I would like to state that before I touched salt to it that it could only jump about 2 inches. After salting it, the fucker started leaping about 7 inches out of the cup and onto my hand. Spiders do not enjoy salt.

  • so did anyone else with headphones get their ears checked after this?

  • Thats a Brown Recluse spider. Naaasty decaying  wound if you ever got bit.

  • @ZebbMassiv

    i hope your joking

  • @treejoe4 nope he isnt

  • @DukeofKool1

    Then he is a retard

  • Day 673

    I have yet to see the outside

    I haven't eaten for months

    Still searching for the previous top two comments

  • @ArkadenClanPS3 Unoriginal dude...

  • @Brickcellent ACTUALLY multiple people log on to this account cuz we're a CoD clan, I didn't post this :/

  • @calahandoombringer

    That's a headphone input male jack. Pipe.... Are you the high one? Do you know what a pipe looks like??

  • top two comments! awkward!!

  • How old is your fucking phone?

  • @JsParker43 Was probably just an old one they used for comedy.

  • is that a pipe >.>?