Posh Dinner Party... Meet Clive!

[MrJACKDAVIS1234]

How'd I get here from skyrim

[h3nc0]

"can I throw a quiche at him!?" LOL

[AquariusEddie]

"Adooorable, Can I hit him?" hahaha.

[deanhill1995]

LMFAO! - put captions on :')

[athull08]

I'm a Northerner (from Durham), and I think most people miss the point of these sketches.

Enfield is NOT making fun of Northerners at all.

He's making fun of (certain, not all) Southerners for having such ridiculous and inaccurate images of what Northerners are like.

[tiarnan76]

@athull08 haha uve gotta be kidding me...course hes making fun of northerners, but hes also making fun of southerners...2 birds with 1 stone...

[athull08]

@tiarnan76 wrong. 

[LeeJHooker]

@athull08 Are we the only ones who actually get the joke here? I can't believe all these posts from angry northerners & southerners!

[1gadena]

Im a geordie wardy paudy and i wouldnt mind livin like clive like in a rich persons ouse like that, would look forward to mateing with that philipino maid like aswell. Lucky bastard man like!

[1996Coaster]

Ooby dooby dooby, ooby dooby dooby, whoop man whoop man nik nak nool

[metroradiosaturdays]

piss tekin cont

[deanhill1995]

I'm from the North East, and not even i can understand bloody Geordies.

I hate southerners more though.

[BobbySAFC01]

@deanhill1995 where ya from mate??

[deanhill1995]

@BobbySAFC01 I'm a boro fan, sorry to Disappoint mate.

Near Redcar mate :)

- Must admit it's better than being a Geordie haha

[BobbySAFC01]

@deanhill1995 haha, I'm from Sunderland like, but I live in County Durham I hate it how most southerners don't even know where Sunderland and the 'Boro is, everyone is classed a georide I am sick of telling the retards, I AM A MACKEM lol

[deanhill1995]

@BobbySAFC01 Same, does my fucking nut in.

Bloody Southerners.

they don't know fuck all about the North, yet they badmouth it all the time.

[THthefirst]

@deanhill1995 It's just comedy - taking the piss out of both and stereotypes. Get over yourself.

[deanhill1995]

@THthefirst HAHAHAHAHAH no.

[ThePreistess]

@THthefirst  yeah , its just a bit of fun at both northerners and their counterparts....... don't be so over sensitive.

[SpiritWanderer91]

with that attitude im not really surprised about some northerners attitude...rich fucks

[ec123456789able]

it reminds me how much i hate posh snobby southerners.

[grahamgreving]

1:39 "expertise rocks show will ride and but just a little kids are okay"

google cc winning.

[primus696969]

@WorldCupToday If that happened you wouldn't get the same reaction they would just stand there in silence looking miserable :)

[unstoppableExodia]

Hilarious, and I sure do like the look of their maid Olga.

[WorldCupToday]

They should be cruel to a Southener.

[Theparodyppople]

That really heart ma knee man woman man like!

[skunkhead2006]

clive looks mad a s fuck looks like a kid i know who picks his prescription up from the drugs clinic the same day as i do.......

[fluffymole0913]

Lol at lovemoz saying about cheshire being the richest county in england, thats only cos its the home place of all footballers for north western teams (man utd, man city liverpool, blackburn etc.) im from london and i got nothing against people from north england but thats just a stupid point to make in order to try and make people stop taking the piss...

[carreybaby87]

omg y r they so mean 2 him?? poor northerner

[SpiritWanderer91]

@carreybaby87 well thats the human mind for ya....

[spinspinsugarrr]

everyone arguing about stuff as usual on youtube...

[alastair171]

ii am a geordie and think this is as funny as f**ck

[PNEhealeyPNE]

in my opinion that is not funny at all

[123UKelite]

im sorry but am i the only one laughing here? everyone else seems to be having a political argument

[IL0veMoz]

the narrow minded people on here piss me off.

theres twats in the north and south for kuck sake, but no some people on here dont realise that and decide they hate everyone either in the north or south...

and theres just as many people who dont work in the north an south, cheshire is the richest county in england thats in the north, people dont just live on benefits there.

[MrCAYMAN123]

@IL0veMoz jus shut ur mouth. u dont understand. this is a comedy. its funny. enjoy it and dont be a prick.

[IL0veMoz]

@MrCAYMAN123 i know its a fucking comedy im talking about people commenting, i like this i think its funny, so why dont you shut your fucking mouth?

[starstruckone]

is this not racist eh haway man yifukazyiz

[drav1dan]

Does anyone know who is the actress who was the maid?

[toxiqs]

this is fockin geordie discrimination!

[LouFederer]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaa

[SomebodyLS]

Poor Clive!

[ryanw198]

lmao am a geordie but a find this canny funny haha

[gnomit]

"They can't digest quiche" hahah

[mtatkinson79]

All you riff raff on here should be shot like the common scum you are!!

[werescaredofbob]

the posh must have all their stuff taken away and be forced to live with hoodies

[hititandquitit69]

@werescaredofbob Who are the "Posh"?

[Irrehaare]

@werescaredofbob They already have mental hoodies on.

[epicatum]

@werescaredofbob Why?

[sc841]

April from peep show doing well for herself...

[oldpangloss]

This is not a skit, this is completely accurate.

[chucknorris1985]

what really makes people "posh" these days!??? I think (to most of them) really nothing! Just a buch of complete idiots who have just jumped on money! No roots, no culture, no background!! Most oftem (I am not saying all) are worth a shit. Scumbacks!

[Burnzy8418]

Neuveau riche and old money my friend.

[chucknorris1985]

i would love 2 give a hard fuck to a sweet posh lady!! She would love it :))

[wouldntyoulike2know]

Poor Clive.

[sampling247]

i really feel sorry 4 clive in this one but the philipeano maid is da best!

[jimmyteg]

As a geordie, i find this hilarious!

[ungelbertpendo]

he reminds me ross noble!

[frustumist]

i like clive

[F0rz4k3n]

poor clive

[shazam20007]

this proves it toff talk is only possible cause the posers synchronise their lips to the flapping of their butthole - the womyn are best at it

[WinglebertSlaptibum]

LOL!  Thats fuckin rotton hahahahaha, at least harry still has a sense of humour.

[krischester07]

wellai y tec the piss oot ov us 4 ya southen fuckaz ya divnt nar the crack up this way ya soft bastadz

[yourmumisadick]

speak english you ugly northern cunt

[england2k7xxx]

fuck off u poncy southern twat "yourmumisadick"

[blingbling5000]

If you had a brain cell, then you would understand that this sketch is taking the piss out of middle class "southen fuckaz" and their ever changing fashions and trends.

[matthewgoodwon]

all you northeners do all day is sit on your ass living of benifits.

[england2k7xxx]

dont be silly

you obvlesly dont no anyof us then if u think that

you daf cunt

[DubbleTrubbleBubble]

actually i was on the piss in doncaster and smashed this pricks head for callin me a fairy.

bet he will think twice fukin northern monkey

[feck1]

foookin quality!

[aston916]

stop skitin tha geordies!!!!!!!!!

[wadfather]

whoop man whoop man nick nack noo

[joestud360]

GEORDIE!!! HAHA!

[xivilli999]

haha i love this lol im a geordie and weve started sayin this stuff to eachother

[calvinjones]

i find that rather to true, and to prejudiced to be funny...

[aahatch]

now clive...obe dobe dobe

[ellisqpr86]

that bloke in the red looks like the cricketer michael vaughan

[butsometimesimright]

hey im a geordie7i like quiche lol & his accent isn,t that bad at least u can tell where he is supposed be from!

[nowaytommy]

ahh jesus christ fantastic!!!

[Guedingen]

Genius

[england2k7xxx]

real geordies wouldnt put up with that lol..... my town isnt that far from newcastle.....

their accents are mint man lyk thats what i think me lyk

[xkimxwilliamsx]

lol im a geordie and nobody treats us like that, lol...it isnt even funny to pretend geordies are animals (N)

[shoeardson]

actually... it is

[shoeardson]

actually i should say... ooobie doobie doobie

[itchardUK]

LMAO... oh man... so funny

[eddylon1983]

you should get down on your weak knees and suck my cock faggot ;)

[shoeardson]

No thanks im not gay! or in your words ooobbie doobie doobie

[eddylon1983]

is that the noise you make when you suck your dads cock gayboy :D

[moretonsuk]

No lets get this straight, you were the one who asked me to suck your cock. You clearly dont know how to put up a good argument. You would rather make comments like a 2 year old.

[eddylon1983]

your the biggest shirt lifting sausage jockey on the net so suck my cock faggot

[mrjugger]

u really are a complete uneducated idiot...and a bore,..u have nothing to say on here but to insult people with your infantile attempt of working class humour...u are below that moron

[eddylon1983]

n your a complete cunt who'd get banged out lol pussy ole :D

[samistartsoul]

you guys are cool..

[bromine2k8]

badmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

fukin pussy boi

[dtrmad2004]

Moretons is actually rather gay.

[eddylon1983]

he's takin the piss out the posh at the same time lol

[xkimxwilliamsx]

i'm a geordie and nobody says 'leek' instead of like.

[BusterDwarf]

He said like.

[xkimxwilliamsx]

He says "I didnt know anybody wanted iz doon the neet LEEK," but nobody says leek.

[BusterDwarf]

I'm a Geordie and all, obviously nobody says leek over here. You just need to listen carefully, he does say like.

[xkimxwilliamsx]

He says like the second time he says something lol, but i'm sure it sounds like he says leek lol.

[BusterDwarf]

Understandable, it's pretty awkward to pick up on the first couple of hearings. The pronunciation's a bit weak-tongued to me.

[xkimxwilliamsx]

Lol o well

[itchardUK]

Are these serious comments?

[xkimxwilliamsx]

are what serious comments?

[itchardUK]

LOL... well.. These comments about his accent not being accurate? Is it not kinda missing the point a bit?

A bit like saying people from liverpool dont go round saying "ey..ey..ey...calm down..." all the time.

Its just an over the top character, or even a caricature, its not insulting... at all.

Anyway... so yeah.. what i was asking was... are you serious about your comments or just joking?

[xkimxwilliamsx]

Lol, i wasn't offended - i just said it didnt sound very geordie lol.

[VoodooQueen2985]

LMAO- Wouldnt we all love a geordie

[nilbud]

What about the smell?

[moonuni]

what are you some kind of turd on a stick spam er i hope you choke on the money

[sjoner199]

THIS CLIPS FECKING HILARIOUS

[Eraslayer]

My mums a Geordie, and she still found it funny, lol

[Richardpd16378]

Really funny!  The idea of a pet Geordie. The build up to introducing Clive is clever. Made me laugh a lot.

[joestrumma]

I love it how they are taking the piss out of poncy southerners.

[iggytrino210792]

"ooobie-dooobie-dooobie ooobie-dooobie-dooobie whoop man whoop man kinck knack noo" i wanna pet geordie!

'clanstead' person, you are geordie, this is nice, i buy it!

my mate does a well good impresion of clive.

peace! ../~Axel~\..

[clanstead]

lol you buy me?

i buy baby tears

[vivace119]

This shows great, but utterly bizarre at times. I love this sketch though. haha

[graft182]

fukin hillarious!!! :)

[10MEN]

Brilliant!!!!

[evlear]

haha!!

[BILLYTHEBLADE]

Paul's right good playing the geordie bloke

[rugshort]

reet good playin' the blerk!

[clanstead]

lol

im a geordie

this is the best one :D

[jazza701]

lovin it

[jason4004]

Genius!

[milkypigeon]

lol

'Wee Wee'

love this sketch - takes the piss out of both stereotypes

''oo-bee-doobie-doobie...''

[angiab]

The good old comedy days are back! Sooo good to have Harry and Paul back together! Laughing out loud all evening. Can't wait for next episode.

[bonner404]

funny as hell, good to see Whitehouse and Enfield back.

[GAZBES]

Classic!! Makes me laugh everytime!