Camel Spider Zoology (Colorado) Ƣݔҩᾫ٨ӷ

[esleazy]

"This video was inspired by Karl Mecklenburg." nice

[StapledFish]

"If you were an inch tall, this beast would flay you alive and devour you in about fifteen minutes. It would have to chew up all your little bones and strain out the crunchy bits with bristles around its mouth."

[skatinscene12]

wait hold on i thought they were only from the middle east

[MegaOszy]

did anyone hear "okay i love you.... bye" at 1:22? i was talking to my girlfriend on skype and i was like "no baby, wait!!! :C"

[Tia12349]

I don't like bugs and insects (some) but hate spiders beetles and ugly 1's Etc

[thepikachu176]

camel toe tee hee

[Veninax]

I've seen some loud, dumb motherfuckers on youtube, but this selection of comments take the cake.

[Loozz7]

*heebie-jeebies*

[bikiniland2]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

[njnolan1]

Wow. These are in Colorado? I know they have them in Arizona.

[Anh3Ho]

I'm scared stiff :)) Damn it ! Nature is so wonderful!

[sergey98352]

FUCK THE BIG SPIDER!!!!!!!!

[KarianneHoff1934]

haha i was reading the description a little to fast and didnt get the if you were an inch tall part so i was just like .. what.. got to hide from this world now! then i was like.. oh..OHHH okkk

[GWEyaster]

lol I had a feeling it wasn't poisonous

[InsectArena]

0:45 his cock?

[jfowler88]

burn it! burn it now!

[Bencaiy]

Dinner time!

[coolfuka]

First time ive ever felt sorry for a spider D:

[PureOakley01]

I used to have one of these as a pet and he was an ace little guy :)

I could freely pick him up and he never once bit me. Check my YouTube channel or look up camel spider bare handling :)

[WillGregScott]

Bear ripped one's head off and ate it. Not because he needed food, but because F*&^ camel spiders! Oh, and he wanted to get paid...

[jschultzVII]

@WillGregScott Indeed. Fuck those awful little balls of hell. I think Camel Spiders prove there is no God. Why kind of God would create that? This is why we have Raid.

[LoveIsCruel15]

You forgot to mention that unlike their true spider cousins these only have 2 eyes

[olliTrolly]

this spider eat in FEAR FACTOR

[SoCalDualSport]

Please stop drumming

[cussove]

how come spider man has only 2 legs?

[noobzezima]

FIRE!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[cortosisify]

ohh., such a lovely face

[MRhydrogen100]

1:20 hungry little guy, isnt he

[k4RS4i]

SATANIC CREATURES !!!

[leviathonism]

ur a dumb ass camel spiders dont attack humans

[eukillmiguel]

in man v wild bear grills its a bug like this

[TheEyesofSorrow]

Camel Spider is noming on... another spider, while listening to soothing Kongo beats. A spider's favorite thing, eat its meal and listen to soothing beats.

[mystikdev]

Who has been playing spore again?

[funniestbone]

We get smaller versions of these where I live... I hate them. One charged at my foot once... scared the bejeezus out of me.

[Breezy8o8]

@xXxBigStuxXx Nice you stole that from sum1! you're so original =P

[riseuptoit1]

i know what i want for Christmas lol

[gibsonPTrock]

fack!



[huskybro360]

I bet once this video was posted, Lakewood, CO tourism dropped dramatically and homes went up for sale.

[TMBlackCat]

instead of u, i was taking rpg or a fire gun and shooting this fucking creature

[Tactual]

Great! Another monster I never heard about before that I am now gonna have nightmares about...

[aimeroni]

I just squish bugs.

Exept the nice bugs.Like dragon flies lady bugs and butterflies.

[AlxMar5]

@aimeroni Well, hopefully nobody squishes you then!

[aimeroni]

@AlxMar5 Uhm if you were referring me to a bug, then that is looow.

[NERDFLoWXX]

Fuck no I just shit the bed

[XSouthXNightX]

Spider: Damn how the fuck did I get into this unscalable clear area?! Oh look a fellow spider trapped too. Thank god, hello kind sir can you...Hey what the hell are you doing... OH SHIT OMG HELP ME!! HELLLLP!!!! WHY ARE YOU JUST WATCHING THIS YOU SICK SICK PERSON!! STOP WATCHING AND HELP ME DAMN IT!!!

[Flare297]

1:12 you MOTHERFUCKER

[niall2223]

FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT!!!!!

BURN IT DOWNNNN!!!!!!!!1

[ftwCALftw]

Amazing i have never seen an arachnid "chew/dissemble) Iits prey before

[YeahBoiiProductions]

I got one and i built a terrarium for it. and it terrorizes everything

[gellycrock]

Kill it...with fire!

[LucidDreamPopsicle]

Haha a couple years ago when I was in school for practice during the summer, one of these guys ran in through the open cafeteria doors and scared all the girls. It was just looking to get in some shade. We had to get it from behind the trashcans and back outside.

[kooch555]

@LucidDreamPopsicle

What town did this happen in? not in Colorado I hope.

[LucidDreamPopsicle]

@kooch555 It was in Colorado! CO Springs, in fact. 

[kooch555]

@LucidDreamPopsicle

Son of Bee Sting !!! i grew up in the springs. i once found a live scorpion at about 7000 ft. climbing Cheyenne Mountain. but never seen no Camel scorpion. what part of town was this?

-nick

[ghostbusters938]

i keep think there is a camel spider coming out ever where

[a7xforever187]

Dam these were always in my house, they are freakin creepy and they run in circles all the time, had one in my bed before *.*'

[kooch555]

@a7xforever187 Holy Gawd !! yer bed?? you gotta get the Orkin Man on the horn!....what state do you live in? Not in Colorado I hope.

[a7xforever187]

@kooch555 Nope California, they mostly in deserts.

[xXxBigStuxXx]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY

[boombap420]

@xXxBigStuxXx this comment is on EVERY camel spider vid LAME DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXxBigStuxXx]

@boombap420 obviously not if iv only just put it on here

[haysh97]

freaky



[GuyRWood]

@destinjedi

LOL!

[GuyRWood]

@destinjedi

LOL!

[MrPeoplefinder]

YOU KNOIW WHITES ARE TO BLAME FOR THIS VIDEO OBVIOUSLY

[Mr12354321]

@MrPeoplefinder is a moron hahaha

[MrPeoplefinder]

@Mr12354321 ACTUALLY THOSE WHO NAME THEMSELVES AFTER NUMBERS INSTEAD OF ACTUAL LETTERS ARE

[Honozoo]

o fuck i live in colorado!!! O.o

[Zerkmoil]

I Cant Go to sleep now :[

[erinjonny]

nearly bein sick uuuugh

[JKatz327]

did anybody else feel like they had to turn the sound off at the beginning and end of this video?

[PaintBall3R64]

ohhh crapp.....this was not a good thing to watch at 1 30 in the morning o.O

[TheDirtyChikens]

guess whos having nightmares tonight? :(

[cheebwhacker]

itchy as fuck now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[knightbabe1]

were the fck do this things live *looks around me*

[Clarinetbuddies]

Spiders Suck!

[MrEarbz5521]

I FUKING hate spiders wat do they do to our EARTHH!!

[xXiDkglitchersXx]

THIS IS Y I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[KanadaVCK]

can hear someone say "k i love you - bye" at 1:22 hehe fuckin wierd

[SirPhatniss]

oh my god! i live in Lakewood! holly shit!!! ahhhH!!!!!

[xBarbieexGirlx]

eww

[kakalenalee]

que linda

[macacounico]

SCOLOPENDRA WIN!

[Freddeboy28]

cool...spider...thing ;P no but really it looks cool :D

but cool and descusting is the same thing these days :)

no pet of mine anyway :)

[zpj1998]

omg... who else crapped their pants?

[faza4237]

he just raped that insect

[SuperEzio9]

IMAGINE THIS CRAWLIN ON UR NECK!!!

[mrcrazyppl1]

@SuperEzio9 or all over your ballz

[SuperEzio9]

@mrcrazyppl1 eghhh... imagine ur balls gettin bittin off by this thing 0.o

[pauloperez21]

does it spin web too?

[mebossyounothing]

a bit blind isn't he ?

[HYPRKLSTRKMPLX]

Thanks. When i am at my saddest, the only thing that cheers me up is knowing that camel spiders only inhabit iraq, and that i am quite safe here in my colorado home, that is about 5 miles from lakewood. Plumb ruined my life. Thanks.

[BboySynthesis]

Nice drums for the backround

[bjsat665]

wow i live in Colorado and haven't seen one yet...

but i lived in Arizona for a year and saw 3 unintentionally,then another 3 because i looked for them.

you find these more than you find scorpions,thankfully.

[iDrinkLSD]

DAYUUUM NATURE YU SCARY

[hornby2345673412456]

narsty looking fucker ant he

[thechickenboy123]

looks like its got a grenade on its back or is that just me

[littlelemon200]

RAPE!

[ilovebrian143]

thumbs up if you hate ads!

[justanotherdruid]

yo.. on some real shit, fuck that

[Elevatedjames]

So fucking glad I'm not in Iraq !

[mvampir92]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jacobbobcorn]

a scorpion had sex with a spider

[frankobsessed1994]

remind me not to move to Colorado :\

[ThaKidAlex]

@frankobsessed1994  its bad ass here! haha

[CanogaParker]

@frankobsessed1994

I'm here. I'm not scared.

Can you say "Great Indoors?"

Colorado is scary, stay away! :-)

[sosoasian]

I would let one kill the other, then step on the victor.

[SouthSeean]

If that thing would try to bite I would crap my pants, and then I wont bite me anymore.

[MasterJokoth]

two will enter one will leave ANIMAL FAAACCCEEE OFFFF

[ElectroCrazyOne]

:( my leg hurt :S

[MsPonygirl12]

GRRRRROOOOOSSSS

[toilandtrouble2]

Okay I personally like spiders but this one scares the poop out o me!

[CRAZYPADDY2008]

@toilandtrouble2 yeah once they get a certain size ya just brown your trunks xD

[xxxbloodredtears7xxx]

Spiders r pretty cool. But ThAT spider....Ew

[flubbeflabber]

Wow, that's a pretty fast spider! O_o

[jesterhead2288]

get away wit this shit

[TheOnlyHypercam]

Pause 0:47

[GabrielSouza1100]

Do you have any video about a brazilian spider or a brazilian assassin bug?

[flannelslipperz]

thank god canada is freezing cold

[balaroo29]

crush!!

[cyberzaikoo]

EEEEK KILL IT, KILL IOT WITH FIRE!

nah JK but i find spiders the 2and creepiest animal on earth. on my 1st place snakes takes the place xP

[Thebearcat66]

I'm glad I live in Canada. It may be colder than a witch's tit but at least we don't have any of these ugly mother fuckers running around! Fuck that man.

[shalantas]

we have these out here in the antelope valley desert too. I had one in my house about 6 years back. I was unaware it was a camel spider when I killed it. Now that the name became popular i look back and am thankful it didn't bite me when i was sleeping

[238FranktheTank]

00:07 and 01:21 he goes OMNOMNOMNOM.... xD

[toadboybradders]

WHERES THE FUCKING HAMMER?

[00Xenoscar00]

@toadboybradders OR a SHOTGUN... my dad saw one in iraq the size of my hand, friggin HUGE

[toadboybradders]

@00Xenoscar00 :( I hate spiders -.-

[nSiiVz]

@toadboybradders fuck the hammer more like sledge hammer :P

[toadboybradders]

@nSiiVz still a hammer? LOL

[unchillbro]

@toadboybradders Hammer? I don't want my hands anywhere near that thing, flamethrower plz.

[toadboybradders]

@unchillbro okay, how about we just fucking nuke it? :L

[spiederG]

die sind so geill

[kaffe1997]

0:45

AAAARGHHH PENIS!!!

[thatoneguy01001]

FUCK! These things live in Colorado???!!!! I'm not going to sleep tonight ):

[AntonioVenomous]

@thatoneguy01001 i feel ur pain man, im sorta close to lakewood and that scares the piss outa me

[DanJonesKing]

Camel Spider : yo wassup mate !

Normal Spider : ARRRRGH! an alien!!!

[ClubTrance88]

damn it,I hate spiders:P

[AtomskSky]

Well where I live we don't have camel spiders but we're known for the deadliest wildlife in the world. Redback, funnel web, blue ring octopus, taipan, tigersnake, bloody box jelly fish, big sharks just waiting for u to go swimming at bondai beach. Come to Australia! U might accidently get killed!

[jaymelgizmo]

@AtomskSky think africa beats you on that score buddy

[TheNightsQueen]

@AtomskSky yeah i think that was a fail. aussie got nothing on some parts of this world dude. 

[jaymelgizmo]

@AtomskSky Out of interest, how many people actually die from these animals in Australia? Regarding Africa you've got the Great White Shark like Oz, all the big herbivores, elephant, buffalo, rhino and the hippo. Lions, hyena's and leopards..Crocodiles like Oz again. The deadliest snake in the world the Saw Scaled Viper is found in Africa and kills many people every year. Black Mambas, Cobras, Krait..etc. Spiders, scorpions......

[60s70s80s90smusic]

they eat birds bitch

[slipknot9476]

i laughed

[watsyurdeal]

Just one question, and I'm afraid to ask this, how big can Camel Spiders get?

[lillyflower321]

@watsyurdeal very big like the size of a full frown mans hand or so iv been told

[dageezerboi]

@watsyurdeal 9" they can grow to..basically like those face huggers in aliens

[VandalsLegend]

i looked up camel spiders on google and a picture of george bush came out

[DJpeeinmyjays]

SO FUCKING PARANOID!!!!

[slipnsldnaway]

they are not native to colorado they were brought over along with fire ants

[aalipsc24]

how cute (joke)

[AngelDestler08]

Camel spiders arent apart of the aracnid family at all, they're apart of the same family as the scorpion.

[memutic]

@AngelDestler08 Fascinating! So scorpions aren't arachnids either? Tell me more!

[MychemiCalcanon]

@memutic yeah scorpions are arachnids right

[epicguy103]

@memutic i think scorpions are regular insects...i may be wrong but...

[Necrosaro]

@memutic Scorpions are Decapods, like crabs or lobsters, because the claws actually count as legs. Those pincers on its face are just claws, basically growing directly out of its head.

[fadalisdestroyer666]

@memutic haha awesome comeback on that guys false statement!

[leetlleet]

@memutic umm is that shit in the pan or just the left overs of his previous kills... i think its bones

[olstar18]

@memutic I have no idea how that guy could be that stupid without a huge overdose of drugs.

[Maggot23100]

@AngelDestler08 dude..scorpions are arachnids too

[TheSmurfBoss]

@AngelDestler08 you just failed sir.

[PositivelyPissed]

@AngelDestler08 Idiot.

[whiteboy0427]

@AngelDestler08 scorpions are in the arachnid family you dumb ass!!!!

[thehomerpimpson]

@AngelDestler08

Wow, that guy got owned.

[TexasGrown409]

@AngelDestler08 LOL fail

[shadowynne]

@AngelDestler08 go back to school and get educated before you open your mouth. the arachnids family includes; spiders, mites, ticks, solpugids AND scorpions. next time check your self before trying to spread misinformation. it pisses people off makes you look stupid and leads to general ignorance. sort yourself out.

[jimboppins2230]

@shadowynne get cut you gronk.

[shadowynne]

@jimboppins2230 wtf?

[theageofcows]

@AngelDestler08 ...it's spelt arachnid....

[Trancestoral]

@AngelDestler08

They're not part f either.

they belong to the family of fucking scary.

[LaurenceFletcher]

@AngelDestler08 Ha Ha, you tool!

[c0n0ruw1ls0n]

@AngelDestler08 lol dude what the fuck a scorpion is an arachnid lol

[olstar18]

@AngelDestler08 No camel spiders are arachnids of the order solifugae. Try staying awake in biology class next time.

[DaviBoi61]

@AngelDestler08 hahahah scorpions are arachnids dumb ass

[ketamphetamine]

@AngelDestler08 how does it feel to embarrass yourself like a fucking idiot all over the internet ?

[entyrion]

@AngelDestler08

"Scorpions are predatory arthropod animals of the order Scorpiones within the class Arachnida...."

--Wikipedia

[jkingiv]

@AngelDestler08 , Solifugae is an order of Arachnida, Eerybody knows that..

[mrcrazyppl1]

why do i watch these videos............WHEN THEY FREAK THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!!!!