Scary movie president's jokes

[JCSuPeRViDs1]

SCARY MOVIE 5 IS ACTUALLY COMING OUT IN APRIL IF YOU DON"T BELIEVE ME EVEN LOOK ON IMDB

[MyWictor]

I like this guy. Good jokes . Made me laugh

[iDragon7x]

"I want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."  - Leslie Nelson

[kylemcgrath14]

I'm not squinting you crazy Jew, you're the one who sod me these cheap glasses. Lmao!!!!!

[filipinorockstar007]

got to love Leslie Nelson

[WojekSiren]

If only somebody got to balls to do this in real life at the UN.

[jonasbrothersrockist]

President was naked and everybody too.

[Pokeproffesor]

lol, I'm from belgium, and i'm glad the amaricans know us, but we don't smell like dogshit =P

[rodrigoraulsuarez]

Excellent.

[jaguar4u2012]

lol this is the most original Joke in the movie!!!

LMAO

telling racist jokes in the UN

LOL again!!!

[grindyourmind1]

you gotta love that shit!

[ultamatebeatlefan]

RIP Leslie Nielsen

[steventheox]

RIP Nielsen I enjoyed Mr. Magoo & both scary movies you in ;(

[CALgBOY91]

i dont get the first one

[RiideCymbal]

0:48

[kgmachine]

can someone please tell me what the pope joke means?

[zivotjegovno]

leslie nielsen is the best!!!!

[MarkoBGD90]

hahahahahahhaa more presidents like this!

[jonythan117]

Im not squinting you crazy jew your the one who sold me these cheap glasses!!

Lmao funny shit

[chemicalJK]

can someone write the belgian joke please so i can read it because i cant understand what he says at a certain point,,,,thank you!

[miloradvlaovic]

I know what You mean . I can not understand all also but I think he siadth

Do You know the difference between lump of dogs sh@t and a Belgian . Belgian drinks wine , but the dog sit ( or was that sh@t lol ) smeslls good.

[chemicalJK]

hahahaha thank you my friend....leslie nielsen is my favorite comedian of all times i been laughing with him ever since i remember myself!

[miloradvlaovic]

You are quite welcome ;)

[eljuarma]

So, an Indian, a Frenchman, and the Pope are all on a plane. The pilot says, "Hey, are any of you not circumcised?" So the Pope lifts up his robe and says, "Shut up, stupid! You dont even speak English!" The Israeli asks the Japanese guy to open his eyes, but the Japanese man says, "Im not squinting you crazy Jew, youre the one who sold me these cheap glasses!" Whats the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog shit smells good.

[chemicalJK]

@eljuarma

thank u my friend! hahaha these jokes always make me laugh!

[ubuntuforever]

@chemicalJK He said : "What's the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog shit smells good.". Lol, that is so mean. À bas les stéréotypes! ;)

[M4levolence]

@chemicalJK

 the belgian drink wine

but but the dogshit smells goood,

[makaveliworda]

lol i liked the belgian joke cause im from holland an we make jokes about belgians people all the time

[miloradvlaovic]

Lol that You do. It is a neat joke too lol

[ienes2]

@makaveliworda I'm from Belgium. Don't worry, we are making jokes about idiots from Holland to.

[ForceSmart]

Soooo....not PC, but soooo hilarious!!

[AngelinaMetadona]

Leslie is the best president ever!! xD

[miloradvlaovic]

I-m not sure how good would that be lol

[xGibson7522x]

I wish he was the president

[miloradvlaovic]

Yeah he's a nutter isnt he lol

[swedisse]

me too

[eriktheman93]

The future cause of World War 3. LMAO.