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  • PITTA JEE KO CHE CHE LOG Q DIKAI DENE LAGE .

  • PITTA JEE, SHOWER BAND Q KIA .........KAMEENO PANI KATAM HOGAYA .

  • MAIN AATE HOA BARA HELMET LE AAYA ......SHAKEEL

  • Main aate hoa LADDOo le aaya ........hahahaha

  • Net sum of the IQ's of the creative team responsible for this scene is in single digit. This shit makes hippo's diarrhea look like a Valentine bouquet.

  • cheap n best...

  • This scene is worse than the elephant masturbation scene from "Freddie Got Fingered". It is worse than the entire "Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag". It is worse than the entire existence of Michael Jackson. It is nearly as sick as Manoj Kumar himself.

  • I like the girl's smile and the song!

  • Jai Hind

  • bijliyon se khel......aandhiyo pe muskuraye ja.....

    ye zindagi hai kaum ki....to kaum pe lutaye ja.........

    the song is inspiring if u can let go of ur pseudo intelligence.....

    if u r selfish or incapable enough to live for ur country..n think only fo ur pathetic self..atleast dont make fun of a song that does inspire u...

    @anandrohit6666 'piles' seriously..........that cheap indian youth has become?

    listen it once more without the vid......with heart...see if you still want to treat piles....

  • hahahhaahhah! what sensitivity... this is ridiculous. But so gooooood....

  • Homeopathic medicine is the key....

  • baap re baap! i will be a doctor in 3 months!! we arent that selfish!!

  • Ok those are visual effects.. i thought something is wrong with my eyesight!

  • should be send to the oscars as India's nomination!!

    manoj kumar, bravo my friend!

  • De-fibrillating perfformances by all..wah

  • And the U.S wastes money on creating medicine! See, India has all the affordable cures!

  • Sadly, a great actor like Ashok Kumar had to do roles like this in his later years! Thanks to the demented Manoj Kumar!

  • @caryappa I totally agree. Can you imagine the the guts manoj kumar had to actually write this down in a script.

  • LOLLL !

  • Thumbs up if you think he is on weed @ 2:50

  • Were they duracell? I knw they can do this..lol:)

  • wtf?

  • mujheee feeeessssss chaiye . . . . .

  • this scene clearly shows 'watan se muhabbat', may be in a style which seems funny but appreciate the undercurrent.

  • 2.48 Epic Drum solo

  • yaar, i went to shop and asked for battery ke cell, lekin yaar battery ke cell nehi milley. :(

  • aise to buddha kabhi marega hi nahi, jab bhi mar raha ho ye geet chala do!

  • "Pitaji, geet band kyun kar diya?"

    "Isliye beta, ab main theek ho gaya hu! Ab main khud gaunga!!!"

  • @2.12 grandmas- am i reallly in this???

  • i think they are trying to show that a army man dont think about his personal pain when it comes to the country .... but the way it is presented is funny

  • mujhe fezzzzz chaiyeee

    

  • At the end, Ashok Kumar almost seems to be begging for the scene to end! ha ha

    But seriously, if you close your eyes and listen to only the dialogues and the music, it's far less funny. Perhaps if Major Kumar had better access to today's technology, this scene could be a masterpiece. And yes, Netaji ki Jai!

  • @ mainhoondon21

    I donno how many ppl died aftr watching this video........bt thank Karan johar, bhansali, sajid khans, farah khans to bring those dead ppl back to life.......I think they can single handedly take on clerk any day, mom getting to knw tht her kid is bak from a kilometer(k3g), bhansali's cities n ppl shown can be found only in his movies(similar to fairy tales) Sajid n farah keep remakin old movies n add stupid stuff like Rikshaw scene of main hu naa n thn put it as entertainment

  • u can see video effects, 4 faces ..... sabko chakkar aa gaye

    ...aur dekhne wale to mar hi gaye.....lol lol lol , heart attack me battery ke cell..

  • OMG!

  • hahahahahahhaha o man!! hillarious !!!

  • hahahahahahhaha o man!! hillarious!!!

  • that dude's an insane drummer 2:45

  • m gettn a heart attack get me a tape recorder somebody....

  • @anengico

    naaa just play some youtube video damn it

  • It can happen because only an Army man or soldier knows the feelings of this song who fought and dedicated his entire life for Nation. Please do not make it a Fun !!

  • Thats a great Patriotism if it could be real in life today than in cinema !

  • i hope this can cure cancer and aids too!!.

  • BOLLYWOOD : Finding unusual cures for impossible-to-defeat diseases since 1920 !!

  • Hilarious , what the hell were they thinking ?

  • yeh toh yoga ka bhi baap nikla kaha hai ye tape recorder

  • hillarious....hahahaha, battery lai aaya hun...

    tu bahir say thaka hua aaya tha...

    i initially thought its a set up where Ashok Kumar is acting to be sick.... LOL

  • "MUJHE FEES CHAHIYE"!!!!

    best dialogue EVER!!!

  • I am sure India can solve a lot of its healthcare problems by playing this music..

    We just need to be patriotic ;)

  • There is a Pakistani actor Mohammad Ali in this!

  • i'm sure this is funny but i cannot understand a single word.

  • he was just kidding

  • so how many people laff at it and realise there is a similar scene from munnabhai mbbs??

  • MAA chhod di dimaag ki

  • what the F....

  • lolx...

  • The scene seems ridiculous may be that's because its out of context for the present scenario.

  • does he have the treatment for piles?????????

  • This is actually a bit ok scene, it's not anything over melodramatic like some of the bollywood movies are.

  • can he cure cancer ?

  • Dats why i hate bollywood shit...its fuckin piece of shit..!!!

  • extreme chawal ....

  • wtf what they want to show

    hahahahah=))Oh my god

    mujhe fees chahye uska chehra dekho

    oh my god

    hahaha

  • is there any cure for AIDS???? :))

  • I am an Indian and i love my country but i just dont wanna associate myself with this scene . Hahaha@! this is funny funny ! and definetly i dont want my son to play a patriotic song while i am unwell the noise pollution will kill me faster.hahaha

  • I am Pakistani and i think this scene should be appreciated for its sensitivity!... not to be made fun of u insensitive jerks :@

  • @saaddaniel chup be landu dont teach us what is sensitive and what is not.

  • @saaddaniel

    well said, my pakistani friend. I am from india. In fact these insensitive new kids wont understand with which intention the whole scene was conceived and enacted. Apart from some un-suitable dialogues and not so good direction of Manoj Kumar. the scene actually touches heart and fills it with patriotism. Anyways....thanks for your concern.....god bless you.

  • @saaddaniel u bhaktchod

  • @saaddaniel I'm American and I think you should stop taking Youtube so seriously.

  • lol sure. . whatever. .killyourself oO

  • Hamming of highest quality

  • Pitaaji ke Dil ka ilaaz mere pass hai... Main aate hue battery ke cell le aaya hoon,....

    Hahaha hilarious...

  • Awesome.... just Awesome...

    Why do I love bollywood, tell me again plz...

  • This is un -f***ing believable :) You could get away with anything when Doordarshan is the only media :)

  • I know how this looks. It's been overdone. Thumbs up if u get the intention.

  • bollywood is so wierd!and still we have watched it from when we were kids

  • WTF...? super awesome bullshit. Never felt so embarrassed like now in life.... Indian Cinema... ufff this scene is simply the pinnacle of stupidity.

  • hahahaha wt a funny.....ab toh jitne bhi heart patient hai unhe njo-plast ya bypaas karaane ki koi jarurat nahi....bas yeh song sunaao aur apna paisa bachaaao ...dont give heavy fees to doctor .....hahahaha....doctors bewares of dis song....hahahah

  • some people may interpret this as a funny scene.But this isn't.

  • LOOOOOL :D shuch a funny shit!

  • all credits go to the 'Doctor'......who refused to come without 'fees'......( actually the actor, who supposed to play the role of the 'doctor' was died in heart attack after reading the 'script'..!!!!)

  • @hoccheytaki LOL

  • y no subtitles you idiots! in india? bloody jerkoffs! maybe in mumbai only where people speak your language!!

  • indian people must be high naturaly

  • LMFAO

  • ,,,in a holy place like India,,asking fees 4 treatmnt is nothing less than a sin,,,in fact of late pujari,s r d rage!!! btw guys this flik ws directed my d maestro himself,,watch d movie its a mother load of joy,,stuff legends r made of!!

  • dont mock with indian spirit u idiots

    indian patriots are incredible and these things do happen in india lekin tum jaise chutiye ye nhi samjhenge.....

    kbhi indian military men se milo to uski spirit tumhe samajh ayegi

  • Thanks rahul for posting this. Indeed a true masterpiece.

  • chinta mat karo, mein aate waqt battery ke cell le aaya....rofl!!

  • I respect the song. But this should the counted as the most pathetic acting ever and not the most hillarious scene

  • dude, no way, this is better.. watch?v=LYUBL4cWSO8

    I am an Indian, and I take fucking pride in this shit! HAHAHAA. its too funny. I love being Indian!

  • spare doctors a bit.they spend a lot on their education.if they continue such free service they will be left in destitution.

  • wtf , most hilarious? :o , this did not suit manoj kumar at all

  • @manoj kumar....were ur days sooo bad tht u had to do this lousy movie???????

  • Any video related to my love, India, is adored by my heart. For me its always respect for 'Jai Hind' and never 'lol'

  • awesome :)

  • very well done

  • yes , india Army can use this video , by Showing it on Large screen on the Border of indo/pak, i am 101% sure that after  watching this Brutal video clip, paki soldiers will loose ther senses , will surrender to indian army

  • @menaz19 For sure

  • LOL

  • this movie shud be called jerk

  • doctor nahi aaya..........main doctor hoon , mujhe fees chahiye biggest lol ever.manoj kumar at his best.

  • Plz remove the battrey off the tape recorder.....

  • Could there be anything more funny than these retard family? Luckily they did not play a cabaret number,or else he would have stripped and danced naked,and insisted on Manoj kumar to strip and dance

  • this video made my day! :-D

  • LMAO.....man fr sure dis scene is sumthn "main battery leke aaya hun" manoj kumar cud u not think of sum ota line......god all crazy ppl stayn togetha!

  • ashok kumar is tripping on acid

  • main aatay huay battery k cell le ayaa hoon...........

  • It's good they didn't show S Bhagat Singh photo.

  • ha.ha.ha.ho.ho ho.ho...i am surprised i actually missed seeing this crap...i love my country(India) too but please Mr Manoj Kumar don't make fun of it this way.... :)

  • what a retard family....damn its so lame 

  • For Ashok Kumar to have done this scene...hats off!! Lesser men would have crumbled or would have died from fits of laughter

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  • @kaamul

    He has got the battery for the tape to play!!

    Class video!!

  • What a farce

  • LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    That's the reason why i hate Indian Movies

  • This proves that “shit” sells

  • what was the director thinking... :P

  • rofl

  • lamooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo

  • hahaha.... Funniest ... and foolishly patriotic :P

  • I don't see anything wrong with this scene. Sure its a little strange but its nothing compared to some of the melodrama that other Indian movies have. Especially ones made by Karan Johar. This scene kind of inspires a bittersweet rejuvenation actually. Just saying.

  • @mainhoondon21 Agreed. Its just the way you look at it. I never watch any karan johar and co. movies as i cant stand those storyless and melodrama full movies. This scene may seem to some hilarious in present context, but if one see the context and time it was made they will feel ashamed of making fun of it . Its truly sensitive scene.

  • @mainhoondon21 Funny, your name is Main hoon Don!

  • @mainhoondon21 Agree!

    And much respect to you to come ahead and voice your opinion! :D

  • @mainhoondon21 did uc da movie, I swear it SUCKS DONKEY BALLS...and this was a MEGA FLOP....while all of Karan Johar's movies have made it to international festivals and made shitloads of money....

  • cant stop laughing lol this is sum crazy shit

  • indian sentimental bullshit that doesn't work in real life...

  • the scene is a disgrace to great actors like ashok and manoj ji!

  • What does he mean by "main battery kay Cell lay aya hoon". aren't both the same thing?????? this sux in more then one way.

  • This is my first post but after seeing your post I love to write, I have more than 1000 links of pak vedios if you will see you will die with shame :) and you will never ever comment like this..

  • Tht was super-fun to watch,.!!! XD...thnx uploader!!

  • they should have sold all the framed paintings on the wall, get some money...maybe buy an asprin ... fuck! anything but batteries ;)

  • How come the brother on cruthes start tapping his feet when Ashok Kumar starts singing. The same song inspiration on him??? lol

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  • lol

  • sala dhoti kya baat hain!!!! indian are bullshit!!

  • na ....ab aur nhi bardaash hota......mazaak banake rakha hai......cardio vardio sab tel lagane chl gaye......mighty hilarious......

  • @007backinaction:- true..man.........i like your words..........and talking about this video ..this  is real cool thing yar...i havnt seen it b4......

  • ha ha ha...

    cudnt stop myslf frm laughing....

    weirdo- who made dis movie....lol...

  • just 3 words  wtf

  • @piyutweety It's culture and etiquette, dear.

  • ha hahahha hahha

    Mujhe feeeeeeeeeees chahiye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WTF

  • indians n pakis r so full of sht

  • Super LoL

  • Manoj Kumar is a cartoon and asshole

    the movie name should be JERK

  • Man....dat was awesome post.......

  • this freakin is super chutiyapa .. Battery ke cell !!

  • awesome video post man. i love it. cant stop lughing

  • well I cant stop laughing at your "lughing"

  • India-pakistan....pakistan-ind­ia........stop it yaar !

  • ahahhahhahahahh ....ahahaahhh hahahah .. ahhaha ROFL ROFL....battery ke cell.... dhikaaaar hai

  • dame it

  • i donnu ...... i just ..... oh fu...... what r we supposed to learn from a scen like this when i get sick just listen to this music then i`ll be well or ... oh what ever i wanna kill that actor any way & what was the director thinking of when he mad a scen like that i gues he tryied to make the movie sllier

  • " jai hind! its time to dance now. "

  • the value of music therapy!! sad that while it cures Ashok Kumar it makes some of the audience quite sick! :)

  • ahhah BATTERY KE CELL??? lol ..

  • If this is the state of humans and their intelligence,then I am off.Soocite,soocite.I have lost all my will to live after seeing this chutiyapaa,because I cannot stop my illness by listening to stupid bolly songs

  • haha hats off to bollywood. it happens only in bollywood..

  • a k anthony, the defence minister would ask kapil sibal to SCRAP MS-cardio from the medical curriculam once for all & all who aspire to become MS-cardio would be given intensive extensive music training with the classes conducted at frontiers ! JAYA HO, JAYA HO, JAYA JAYA HO.

  • Hahahahahahah!!!cool 5 stars

  • The actor on clutches is a Pakistani actor...

  • mujhe feeeeeeeees chiye....hahahaha

  • @bhaveshgoyal hahaha feees

  • i am an indian but i know jerks like u in both india and pakistan abuse each other

    i dont mind u hate srk for his acting but juz because he wants ohter contry player in his team u go against him.

    Be mature yaar

    India is the largest democratic country and when someone express his good views for the pakistanis we go against him.

    Srk owns a cricket team so its his choice to choose players not others like Thakery and all.

  • it is a riot! Can't believe someone actually filmed it without fainting out of delirium.

  • I COULD LAUGH FOR THE NEXT soooo MANY HOURS lol..

  • fcuking amazing.

    bollywood-where dreams come true.

  • battery ke cell....lol...arent they suppose to be the same

  • Actually no. Battery is a collection of cells.

  • Who needs stupid medicines ? :P

    hahaha

    WE ROCK !

  • i dont think so its funny

  • @TIgeracademy

    Exactly.

  • @deshmeradesh1 I was just thinking to myself, "What an idiot!" and what do you know, it's you again.

  • lmfaoooooooo

    daaaaaaamn.. i have seen some really messed up directions but some one to cure a heart problem like this... wooow...