[HD] Touhou - Purple Rain United: Alice's Unbelievable Assault (English Subtitles)

[saintsinna]

My favorite part is the whole damn thing

[ronieitan]

Japanese rap!? It's new for me, and a good thing indeed !

[Kayura5]

2:34 the best part for me..when marisa said "HO-" i said Hoooo too xD dun worry marisa! i'll always say Hoo with u, Ze!

[steffiel1]

1:48 is my favorite part, it really fits Alice

[animeking1357]

W-Wtf is this....*Downloads*

[OlaCola03]

I can't stop listening to this XD

[pparg]

hold 3.

[nuttynub]

Seems like the Marisa the Mediator failed to mediate.. lol.

[LLS12341]

... What the heck did I just watch?

[Pakulia1]

the frst girl sounds like Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist O____O

[HedgefoxWithChainsaw]

@Pakulia1 You mean Alice? I agree with you there.

[Digitalsp33r]

J-rap... impossibru!

[DarkBeerker]

3:36 the angry sanaes scare the crap out of me...I dunno why...Probably because of the look...but yeah....that's some creepy stuff...

[MerryNightmare7710]

最後の魔理沙カワイイ！！💗💗

[TheDaiyousei]

O.O

[kabutokagi]

replay button being raped

[Kuroiikawa]

Marisa sure loves pissin people off.

BTW, at 0:52 Patchouli's all like "I don't giv a fuk." lol :D

[momokun90]

The background pictures is so funny, trollface, a NEET, and sanae with hats? much more xD

[STARx981]

sounds like a rapping song

[Flashykaabii]

@STARx981 It is a rap song.

[Mespritroth]

0:40 I thought the koishi in the back were pretty cute :3

[KingDededesMinion]

Alice sounds like Mio, Patchy sounds like Mai, and Marisa kinda sounds like Yuuko. Nichijou X Touhou FTW?

[gewehr77]

o_O

i can't take it anymore

[12bZero]

2:14 troll Patchy

[akamaru3]

omgomg sanae what

[keithcancel]

Lol.

[kmxloco]

3.13 alice is so cute desu ~

[MsMMMMMM12]

@kmxloco

3.13 ?

[kmxloco]

@MsMMMMMM12 lol 3:13 my mistake

[MsMMMMMM12]

@kmxloco

that ok i as just being petty, and you're right she does look adorable

[thorahn96]

i love marisa's voice xD

[john88blue]

2:07 spinning patchouli xD

[XxContuViejaxX]

What the... 1080p buffers faster than 360p on my computer o_o

[animeraikimxoxo]

Haters be hatin'

[counterclockwise345]

Are the lyrics available somewhere in Japanese (preferably in hiragana or romanji)? I want to see if I can learn to say the fast parts :P

[moonfloweratnight]

HIDE YO DANMAKU

HIDE YO BOOKS

HIDE YO TOUHOU NENDOROIDS

BECAUSE MARISA BE STEALIN AND RAPPIN TONIGH-*Shot*

[WonSab]

THIS WAS THE MELLOWEST RAP I EVER DONE HEARD GET SAID.

[Surullia]

awesome rap >:3 but uhhh... what was it about? -3-; i didnt rly understand what they were arguing about

[Shintear]

@Surullia comiket and love triangles.

[thesunalwayrises]

@Surullia check the CC button, you didnt turn it on so no Eng sub for you

[thedarkestdawn1]

0.0 love!

[tigy8888]

Epic Rap... Just pure epicness....

[rimira4531]

at 0:48 CREEPY

[Esupanitix]

If I get the chance, I will dub this.

[gnomepower1]

Patchouli tired of reading books, so she started DJ'ing

[KageTsuwamono]

I finally figured it out. Patchy, during the chorus (1:30 for example) looks like a Jynx.

[Shintear]

Sanae be trolling.

[fabiosacchirodrigues]

THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

*IOSYS pops up onscreen*

Oh.

[enginowich]

The subtitles did not help me to understand what they are saying. I still did not get it.

[InfinitelyMasked]

@enginowich Alice and Marisa were doing a collaboration of a Magic Book for a convention (a reference to the Japanese comic convention COMIKET) Alice is jealous that Marisa invited Patchouli to sit at their booth with them and the two get into a fight. When Marisa tries to calm them down, Patchouli then says that Marisa ripped off stuff from her own magic book (plagiarism lol) and Alice gets angry at Marisa for stealing someone else's work.

[enginowich]

@InfinitelyMasked Thanks

[nght5tlkr]

dat beat

[TheEternalLeader]

I'm going to get in my truck, plug my iPod in, roll down the windows, & blast this song while just cruising, in Detriot.

[makhz]

@TheEternalLeader Please, can you tell me the song name or sauce?

Thanks

[TheEternalLeader]

@makhz Which song? This one? It's in the title: "Alice's Unbelievable Assault" or are you asking for something else?

[animeking1357]

@TheEternalLeader I support this idea. I can imagine the looks of confusion as the try to understand the lyrics XD

[Bunkerkind1]

Is this, like, the start of a rap battle between circles? o.o Be afraid. Gensokyo will burn to the ground...

[Windyshoot]

You know, if Patchouli, Marisa, and Alice were all doujin artists...

...there's no way they wouldn't work in the BL-genre.

[StudiosSistem]

2:15 MISS

[theagiknight23]

ITTEYANAKYADE!!!

[nitendo9]

2:15 

[SauruKakera]

I hate rap... but I love this... Japanese Rap is better than English BY FAR.

[birdlikebird]

Purple rain united? Purple is clearly patchy, Rain (Ame) is the last character of Kirisame. Must be hinting at a preference for MarisaXPatchy.

[kmxloco]

lol i love alice's rap

[halolain]

download?



[CpnGame]

Shortly after this, Patchy died of a violent asthma attack and was forced to use a continue.

...Seriously, I didn't think an asthmatic, even a Japanese one, could run her mouth a mile a minute like this.

[SashiChan102]

@CpnGame ...SHE'S ASTHMATIC?! WTF?! I am and I certainly cannot do that. O.o Then again I'm not Asian.

[ddrfreak1]

And of course the japanese beat us when it comes to rap - they say more syllables a couple of minutes of talking than there are in a few books.

[ddrfreak1]

...is she rapping about Comiket?

[ChibiShowers]

@ddrfreak1 I believe Alice and Patchouli were fighting about their pairing with Marisa~

[theagiknight23]

@ddrfreak1 They are. Its something like Marisa was gonna make a collab work with Alice but Alice saw Patchy sitting next to her, so she was jealous & angry.

[Cinedhiothu]

The subtitles on the screen are in english, what are you on? Misleading title lol

[nfwu]

@Cinedhiothu [CC] button, mate.

[hpcjosh]

there needs to be a instrumental version of this song.

dat beat yo

[Sjoerdtje]

Yup, I bet Patchouli would beat Eminem at the MTV Awards with her awesome rapping

[t5fpq]

This song reminds me HALCALI's song in their beginning or Bennie K's song.

[nyanyanyaish]

patchy's dance (Y)

[shadowimpulse]

Marisa: "Say Ho!"

Alice/Patchouli: "HOE!"

Marisa:...

[FinalWarrior591]

2:08 : Patchy pretends she is Hina.

-- Griffinhart

[Lolcaek99]

parappa the rappa

[tanith117]

@Lolcaek99 no its PatchyPatchy the Rappa

[UberGamer1030]

lol, the background at 1:47 xD

[MegaZeezaa]

yo

[CHIUIAIA]

OOOOOOOOH SHIT! IT"S A WITCH'S RAP BATTLE!!!!!!!!!

[zaros21]

3:34 Suddenly, Sanae. Thousands of them.

[pzoomdg]

marisa sounds boss when she raps.

[PCTrinh96]

I love how Marisa seem like can't compete with the other two XD

[burnerthehedgehog]

am i the only one to noice that the background is filled with patctrolli's?

[OilyTower]

That Gloomy artstyle <3 :P

Patchy all the way XD .... Err wait! Why be satisfied with one hot chick when you could have a forthsome with them all instead ^^

I love Marissas Tomboyish voice and Alice's more tsundere & innocent voice aswell :P

[etNOfonehome]

@OilyTower About the voices, it's even more interesting then about their age differences :] Alice should be the older one xD

[Squawkers23]

And... random Sanaes in the background... with Pyontas.

Yeah, sure, why not.

[teemurau]

Why does patchy look so much like Jynx?

[DrewDrawDrawnMiki]

@teemurau From Pokemon?? They look nothing alike and have waaaaaaaaaaaaay different personalities.

[Nkovalenk]

Touhou rap... God why is it so awesome?

[Franz3747]

Marisa's voice is perfect!

[Heartlesswithaheart]

I hate rap. So why is this so addicting?

[NekoSuika1]

@Heartlesswithaheart be cuz its touhou.Anything touhou's addicted

[metafalco]

I'm surprised that patchy can rap despite her asthma...

[kittybitty24]

Touhou music>All the American music released since 100 years ago. :3

[bmacfan]

I dont even know what touhou is, but i love this.

[deathsoul101]

@bmacfan if you don't know what touhou is then... HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET TO THIS VIDEO?

[bmacfan]

@deathsoul101 From tehmana, and vocaliod.

[Idunhaveonelulz]

ROFL My grandpaw was all like

Granpaw: " THIS JAPANESE RAP SUCKS SON!"

me: STFU ITS BETTER THAN EMINEM

Granpaw:....

Granpaw: YOUR RIGHT.

And my grandpaw is hard to get along with x'D

[FruityDickweed]

@Idunhaveonelulz lol, i can't believe you would say STFU to your grampa XD

in any case, your granpa seems to be pretty mainstream, if he listens to rap. old ppl tend to be kinda conservative

[Idunhaveonelulz]

@FruityDickweed ROFL I actually said "SHUT UP" Insead of "STFU". If i said that to my grampa i would get bitch slapped hard lol

he don't listen to rap. otl to tell the truth IDK what he listens to. He like sto make fun of what I like , and we like to make each other butthurt.lol

this is what happened when i was listening to "earth quake supershock":

Me: *sings along to the song*

grampa: "DEM JAPS DON'T KNO HOW TO SING WORTH SHIT"

Me: What exactly do you listen to?

Grampa: idk *defends*

[UberGamer1030]

@Idunhaveonelulz lolol japs eh? Your grandfather is pretty funny...and racist. My parents japanese music "jap crap."

[DeniedGrox]

2:45 for

SAY HO!

SAY HO!

[solidsnakefovever]

I just love Marisa's voice!

[fantagejuilet]

Marisa: ... Say HO~

Patchy and Alice: ...

Marisa: Say HO~!

Patchy and Alice: ...

Mairsa:... cmon say it...

[HyperShadic191]

say HO~ say HO~ xD best part of the video (mostly the alice and patchy rapping)

[HyperShadic191]

best touhou rap video ive ever seen

[econ860]

I don't hate Eminem, but I will agree with SamusAran627...this so much better than any of his work. Well, that's kind of a stretch, really.

[thapoint09]

Marisa is a G.

[ChibiVaati]

Why do the animations remind me of WarioWare..?

[KoreaEatCat]

Goddamn Patchouli is freaking hot in this video!!

[SamusAran627]

@KoreaEatCat agreed.

[kkyosuu]

2:53

"Be quiet" is wrong.

"Damatte" is surely "Be quiet".

But "Damatte kiite ireba" is one word.

I think that it is "I heard it in silence" .

[pokpack]

combine this with the other translation thats in youtube switchin here n there and you got the real lyrics

[ArcherOfAurora]

Does anyone know where I can download the mp3 for this? I wanna have it so badlyyyyyy OWO

[Haney988]

This is.... So.... Weird....

[GracellaLaMagica]

2:15 DAT FACE-

[PassionMangas83]

les 17 qui aime pas sont idiot!!! trop bien je kiff!! =)

[megamarsvin]

You tell that bean sprout :p

[Skittythepokemon]

@SamusAran627 Yeah, your right!

[Emmie2742]

@SamusAran627 Agreeing

[antanotomodachi]

epic rap battles of history: Alice Margatroid VS Patchouli Knowledge

[albertrumb]

@antanotomodachi si weon y tus fan boy son mis perros

[Aracia]

Patchy's such a troll.

[asimoqq]

excellent



[apenasViq]

Should be:

Say da-ze~

Say da-ze~

[tenshim]

"Say HO~. Say HO~."

two HO?

[Donqco]

Patchouli has 16 accounts

[19Pyrus70]

LOL Marisa forgot to tell Alice & Patchouli that it was gonna be a 3-person party!

[TouhouArtist]

lol. This is a master piece. Patchouli ftw.

[TouhouArtist]

@TouhouArtist Also, Marisa's boy-ish voice is really nice and suits her here.

[biglippy36]

Marisa

Dont say ho~

Its almost christmis

Say Ho ho ho~

[myaccount4favorites]

Because comiket is srs business

[solidsnakefovever]

@myaccount4favorites if only I could go...

[gic1998]

Literal translation is literal. Excellent timing, I must say.

[anime4ewa]

Marisa is my hero *___*

[troy2062]

Generally I can not stand rap, however this is simply brilliant.

[lucarioman69]

"say HO~"

WAY HO~

[ratratrat098]

Marisa and Alice is stunned by Patchouli's rappin' , yo!

[WorldWalker128]

what english subtitles? All I see is subtitles in what is probably more Japanese.

[westtxtapper]

@WorldWalker128 click on the "CC" button under the video. If it's red, the subtitles will come on.

[VaanArisato]

SPIT THAT GAME (shakes booty)

[experienced5]

Patchy, nice DJing in the end! And Alice your so cute when you said shiranai!

[hifriend99]

I like just listening to their voices. Its such a beautiful language.

[PsionicumX]

Nice beat. Heheheh.

[xXjustakidXx]

日本のラップ

[SUETUMU]

パチェさん喘息大丈夫ですか

[HadesNeko]

1:34 Romi Paku? 0.o Is that you Romi Paku? jkjk X3

[sonnytiger]

Who made the song?

[Zora618]

Yume Nikki?  2:10 0:48 what the

[EdinSumar]

Why all the hate towards rap in the comments? It's just a genre, like any other. Outright dismissing a whole genre is never a good idea. Rap is a very good medium for those artists who focus on lyrics and poetry, especially.

[rencsxxx]

Im not fan of rap, but this is awesome

[exeyuri]

アリス！！ラブラブ！MOE~!!!!!

[MentalNinj4]

I thought Sanae was a good girl...

[khmerkid9523]

I thought this was english subbed? I don't see any subs.

[westtxtapper]

@khmerkid9523 Click on the CC icon under the video.

[FormicHiveQueen]

@khmerkid9523: Turn on the captions.

[GrayPhantom13]

I thought patchy was asthmatic?

If she can do this with rapping, how complicated are her spells to recite???

[Latheir]

@GrayPhantom13

Belive me, you'll die trying to recite her spells.

[frogmaster200]

Is patchy sitting on the disc? AT 2:10

[Xspeed45X]

i wish if this was subbed or something

this seems like some story rap song XD

but its so funny o__o''

naw TOUHOU FTW even in rap XD

[westtxtapper]

@Xspeed45X If you can't see the subtitles, click on the litte "CC" icon under the video. If it's red, you should see them.

[KabukiShounen]

Wow...0_0 Please tell me I'm not the only one who now wants to marry Marisa for that smexy voice of hers. Now I know why all the Gensoukyo girls fall for her! DX

[myxini]

@KabukiShounen

Get in line... :P ｲｻﾞﾍﾞﾙ/ Izabel's voice makes me crazy *drool*