How much bigger are sales receipts going to get?

[PunchSydeiron]

"I will never hear from them again." That's what I think whenever I send an email.

[dbvector]

I work at cvs and a lady bought what seemed to be every extrabuck sale item in the store. When the receipt printed out I held it up and level to see it was taller than me. I'm 5'9".

[MabiSayo]

They only give the huge receipts if you scan the CVS card since it will include coupons as well.

[Maniacalmonotony]

Hahaha, I work for CVS. One time I gave a customer a receipt with 17 coupons. Not only was the receipt longer than I am tall (5'4"), but it took ages to print. The people in line did not look happy as I counted down "Only 10 more, 9 more, 8 more..." Great video. Now, back to burning my CVS receipts..

[XERYON3]

I just quit working for CVS about a week ago. This company is full of SHIT. Do not by any means seek employment there . And yes, I agree the long ass receipts are just ridicules. And they are the ones caring about earth via "Green Bag Tag" promotion. Just stupid and retarded!

[worseorbetter]

It's a way to waste paper: that's all.

[EdTills]

I work for CVS (only after Longs Drugs was aquired by them) and customers here in CA hate these things too. It is very wasteful, considering people use less than half of the coupons that acutally print. The reciept in this vid had 5 coupons on it, at CVS two weeks ago, one printed with 15 coupons! That's almost like taping 3 of these togeather! Last week CVS made the print on their reciepts and coupons smaller to save paper, but they're still outrageously long.

[Pokemaster08]

I work there. They are giving you a bunch of coupons. Stop complaining.

[luno44]

And? Did they write you back? Did they agree that your receipt was too long?

[bmxridah05]

yeah i work at cvs too but the receit is fucken retarded and annoying yes it does save you money but damn its likea whole tree

[Leigh0978]

Haha! I work at a CVS and I hate having to hand the customer a six-foot long ribbon of wasted paper. Its unnecessary. Oh yeah, and its fun listening to the customers say, "Hey, I just won the lottery".

[sleepingsunrise]

seems like you really offended the CVS employees. good work!

[JCRVA11]

Can't stop watching this video... absolutley hilarious...

[maxwellhello]

I also work for CVS and I just want you to know that I go onto

[therealworld6]

I work for CVS too, and I just wanted to let you know that those receipts are meant to save you money. But it's okay, I understand if you don't like to save money, some people don't. But most people who use a CVS card get receipts that long. Consider it a privilege. If you don't want such a long receipt, don't use your CVS card. Plain and simple.

[blinker219]

ok, so i know you are just trying to be funny and im gunna ruin that for you, but i happen to work for cvs and yes, as others have pointed out, we give you coupons to save you money but also for those long, 40 inch receipts, WE USED RECYCLED PAPER!!!! just thought id let you know. Like you, CVS actually cares about the environment.

[1MrJack1]

"I got Whoppers" lol

[yeahyeah1821]

lol

[catchthelights]

you know you really can't complain that your receipt is so long because actually the amount of coupons you get is affected by the amount of things you buy on your extracare card. so maybe if you used the card less when you buy things, your receipt wouldn't be as long.

[tammpon]

Screw CVS as I swear on my sons life they wouldn't let me use their restroom just yesterday even though I have crohn's disease! lol Actually its not funny after I yelled and nearly pooped myself! They help sick people just as long as you don't get sick in there store! Poop on CVS Pharamacy as they don't help the sick!

PeaceouTy!

TAMMpON

[MALattin]

I work for CVS. I have not watched anymore of yoru videos so I do not know if you have followed up to this one or not, but did you get any response from Woonsocket?

[raezer]

If you play the system right at CVS you can get tons of stuff there for free, add Manufactured coupons and you can legally go in there and just fill you cart up with tons of crap and walk out paying a few cents. I know most people don't want to put in the time but the people that do,wow its amazing, plus the 100 or so boxes of toothpaste I get, goes to charity, everyone wins,erh except the trees. *blush* BTW your coupon is short as hell compared what others I have seen(over 6 feet tall!)

[CormacWiedersehen]

Heh. I work at a CVS. It's bloody ridiculous, the receipts that print out. All those useless coupons and random shit on there. Ugh.

[DonutGuard]

Heh, yeah, I work at CVS... that's dinky, you should see some of the Reciepts we give out sometimes. I usually tell customers "here is your tree" and hand it to them.

[danimo17]

LMFAO

I feel like I know you so well and love you so much already, random YouTuber. hahaha...

[ORNYadams]

If two people find love on my vlog I will be SO HAPPY!

[DonutGuard]

I think we would have to make a movie about it. lol

[walklishus]

I like the part where you eat bread.

[tiger7rb]

should have just rounded up to 40 inches

[danimo17]

Nah.

Saying "40 inches" just sounds like a desperate hyperbole. "39 inches" stands out as a real measurement, not an exaggerated estimate.

[MrDorkusMcDorky]

Orny, you sir rock the Kasbah.

[planehugger]

Aww, Orny!  You are funny! I'm glad I've never had to hand you a three foot receipt and take the brunt of your wrath in the checkout line!

And be warned that while reusing grocery bags does imply to the lady folk that you possess a certain modicum of sensitivity, nothing beats a set of fabric grocery bags, well, except for those burlap ones, the ones that say "this is not a plastic bag."

Keep up the good work!!!

[Blywoman]

You took the words right out of my mouth (only you were much funnier!) Saw you at the Gotham Comedy Club last year. You were (and are) awesome. Come to Philly soon! I'll be first in line to see you.

[sleepyduo37]

Awesome. I love this guy.

[StuBakerComedy]

Hey! My computer printed out a receipt that I watched this video! WTF!

Nice work! I love it!

[tonyvinh]

Dude, THAT'S AWESOME! I have shoeboxes full of long receipts that I use for emergency toilet paper, but I've never thought of making a funny bit out of them. And that video on your video of you performing your routine at the Magic Club is hilarious!

[paristahiti]

You're brilliant. The way your mind works, the sound of your voice, the look on your face, you just have "it".

[lizaisa]

Orny....YOU should run for President 08!!! You are sensitive as you said and you see the flaws in this country man!!!

When are you coming to kill the Gotham Comedy Club in NYC??? Allo?? Allooooo??? You are there??.......

[kimcinvb]

Too funny Orny! Can't wait until you're on Leno again!

[jcrockstar1]

Orny told me through myspace to post a comment here. I told him my favorite part was the receipt bing like catching a prize fish. I would have posted it here anyways, if I knew this was even on on You Tube. If Orny tells me to post here, it's really not My Tube is it? lol

[CaptainCologne]

This guy is so underrated it pisses me off. If Carson was still host Orny would be on late night TV at least once a month not to mentio he would be a household name. Orny Adams is one of the most brilliant comedians of all time. Love this video...feed us more please!

[Chad9976]

diet Coke? never forget that George Michael hawked Diet Coke, I don't think Bill Hicks would approve. By the way, Diet Pepsi Max is the best soda on the market now.

[jeffreywooten]

You're my effing Hero!

[brianfair]

PS How the Christ did you do that sound effect, the "AAAAAAANNNNCCH!" thing that you do in the "movie within a movie" at the Comedy Fest. Your vocal warmups must be brutal. Ha.

PPS Another question could be: how much bigger are YouTube comment boxes gonna get? The bastards truncated my text.

[brianfair]

Hilarious, and hitting painfully close to home. It reminded me: 1. I got the death stare from the Target cashier yesterday after trying to fit that monster receipt in my pocket-- it had 10 different ads on there, such as 'go to the Target site and complete a 5 hour customer service survey for a chance to qualify for our biannual $100 giveaway.' 2. Those bags reminded me of the guy who clips from an Entertainment coupon book on a 1st date.

Not that I would know anybody who's ever done that.

[JAM33LA]

You are SO hilarious!! This video is amazing

[clancysgirl]

btw... there is somthing about your pessimistic outlook on everything that turns me on! the receipt is by far your hottest observation yet!

[clancysgirl]

you mean to tell me that the tide you bought the other day isn't going to be my birthday present? i guess i will settle for gain (apple mango tango is my fav just fyi)...

[ebaymag0t]

I don't know whats funnier the length of the receipt or that you took out a measuring tape to measure it. lol

[MegaDaffy]

Orny, you were funny when I saw you on "Comedian" and you're still funny now. But dude if you think CVS has long receipts, obviously you haven't shopped at Best Buy lately. Those receipts are HUGE!

[shaffersteph]

It's nice that you're able to express your inner codger, Orny.

[colemckelvie]

lol, thats awesome, keep up the good work orny