CoD: Black Ops - Ascension First Look Live Commentary [3/5]

[Therobeet]

i love how he buys the box at 1:20 and just leaves it

[lukexmaster1]

@Therobeet he had to or else he would've died

[hsjm1000]

WHAT IS you people that are commenting

my live name is strangeraphid3 send me mesages

[ninetailedhollow5]

troll in the dudgeon....

[MrChannelReview]

We couldn't CRaCk top five

lol you cracked on crack

[kharymus]

Lol!!! I laughed so hard to this : " Houston, we will have a problem if You dont take me to Pack-A-Punch!"

[SamAndNash]

Thanks for leaving us on the "buhbuhbuhbuuuuh."

[BLAHBLAHEZRA]

HEY i WANT TO TALK TO U MY. XBOX360 NAME IS Elderlylivee no space there I`m a fan I liked your game play and style please respond on xbox live send me a message if you blocked me please un block me

[irape200]

@BLAHBLAHEZRA U'll be lucky if he adds u :p

[Ryan2391997]

Pause at 09:05 Ahhhhh little girl

[origwhokid49]

Charlie Sheen i addicted to winning.......

[CodJ96]

you know, you know, ahaha we dont know

[makeyouquit911]

man u were so lost back then on this map

[Assassin4021]

@josh3hd he was talking alot of shit about xcal

[sn3akyk1d]

your a stuck up asshole

[Josh3HD]

What did @apacheah64aps3 say? Lol.

[xXxM4STERxXx]

you go off topic like by a billion lite years >.<. but yeh oright video.

(ahahahhahahahaah Voice cracked at sixteen retarted growth spurt)

[xitomz]

if you have quick revive and its flashing it means you got get to it before the monkeys take your perk, they will attack the machine

[rech4mejuggergirl]

your pretty good I'd like to play w/ you my tag is SoddenChalice14 don't judge me I haven't changed it yet and at 10:20-11:00 thats so funny and scary

[Joeant20]

why does everyone call it the mystery box? we're not playing mario, this is zombies, so its called the random weapon box

[XxP04xX]

Keep going whit those videos

[DontGiveaFucknigg]

you could of juked the zombies and got the death machine but whatever nice video

[spotman30]

WTF google! i dont even like seattles shitty ass coffee DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!

[DawnTharpe]

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[MIILKEYS]

xcal, are you 22?

[screwbertuzzi]

get a gun from the mystery box

[Darthshawn95]

u activated the mystery box and walked away -_-

[McBlemmen]

way to waste 1000 points lol

[zPo1s0n]

buh buh buh buhhhh

[Scampbell32]

zomg u sound like lars ulrich as a kid.

[290coolkid]

no the monkeys pound the perk machine and it goes away slowly but if the monkeys do not pound a single perk machine you will get a vodka bottle that will give you a random perk if this is online the vodka bottle will give all players a random perk thumb up so he can see

[290coolkid]

no the monkeys pound the perk machine and it goes away slowly but if the monkeys do not pound a single perk machine you will get a vodka bottle that will give you a random perk if this is online the vodka bottle will give all players a random perk

[musrocks99]

0:00 to skip the ads

[xmvfx]

you know they put the box in for a reason...

[MsMrfantasMO]

the monkey beast the monkey boogie nothing new xD

[98ElectronicMachine]

Jajaja two ways to cause a threeway .

[kingofdead066]

apache got too many thumbs down LOOOOOOOOOOL

[Bigsmoke930]

thats why noobs like me watch xcal.. so they can say "XCAL said to do it or if Xcal does it its good"

[lukexmaster1]

@choiboi23 i like stupid people, they make me feel smarter:D

[iUnrealx15]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 You obviously don't know how to play zombies. You my friend are the stupid one.

[snipern0ob]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 "God I hate stupid people!" Does that mean you hate yourself?

[VirtualWeekend]

Hey, xcal. I def agree ab the auto-spawn. u seem like a skilled player. however, on ths map, you have to activate all four launching pads to get to the pack-a-punch. Ph.D Flopper and Stamin-Up r vry useful upgrades. the monkies can take ur upgardes by attacking the machines. thts all <3

[jokerwp33]

wht systems you got bro?!

[Teh1AnnOwnLeeByukk]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 Doing a commentary is about what the commentator wants to talk about. Buying from the mystery box is a gamble, if you don't like what you got, you leave it there. So stop thinking you know everything you dumbshit.

[MegaVeenz]

Hey Xcal im still waiting on that iblessed dueltage you had planned right before CoD4 ended you dont think that i forgot right?

[ela662]

KABOOM!

[FpsMagundy]

pls go on painkilleralready

[keybladelordus]

@FpsMagundy stop spamming his videos w that, hell go if he wants to, 100 people spamming his vids wont change his mind

[rahuldox]

zcalizorz do u use aim-assist in zombies?

[XxCoDMW2VideosxX]

wow u have gained alot of trolls dude, any way, awesome vid keep it up :)

[Chkhenkelosaur]

14:00 - 14:50 15+ 'y'know's.

[ChristMelee]

talk about the game your playing dude

[candIejac]

Are you 21?

[hdubb94]

@candIejac 22

[Entaise]

Stop saying 'ba ba ba ba' its so annoying..

and can you stop talking about your crappy clan its kinda boring, I had to mute you to enjoy the vid.

[lBinkl]

@Entaise Good job, troll.

[lBinkl]

@Entaise Oh, and you have an extremely annoying voice. How's that hm? Exactly. Don't be mad he's better than you.

[crazycrackhead45]

ur fucking annoying

[TheWarlord1998]

@crazycrackhead45 dont insult xcal or he he will come to your house knife you with the sickle

[bongoboyj]

ive been wanting extr. cond. in zombies forever, guess i wasn't the only one wanting. makes totaly sense. now just some lightweight! but i dont want it replacing jug!

[NARTOFAN7843]

@bongoboyj Your not asian if you are .........Whats your opinion of Jackie Chan?

[bongoboyj]

@NARTOFAN7843 not sure what this applies to...

[NARTOFAN7843]

@bongoboyj All asians love jackie chan.

[Tropicamountaingoose]

Hey im a 15 year old azn kid and my dad will buy me adobe after effects if I get get 5k on just 1 vid so....help plz?

[Relinquish951]

I'm so sick of the wilderness man coffee commercial....

[Psychocide]

once again, youtube shows annoying pointless commericials

[MrItalent]

xcal just a tip: the little monkeys go after the machine that you bought your perk from. for example if you you have revive,jugger nog, then speed cola the monkeys will go to the speed cola and hit the machine(thats when it blinks) then soon some attack you then some take away your perks. bottom line is go sit next to your most recent perk and keep the monkeys away.

[blopper7]

omfg!! the juggernaut strats to blink, then it just disappears?? wtf that is garbage

[markoman1992]

@blopper7 its the monkeys they steal the perks:P

[agusiaikris]

Barrel Roll, Do a Barrel Roll. I guess Pepi is somewhere in here

[Syntexz]

Loving the lipstick ads!

[ItsStauffy]

14:17 "All we did was win win win" no matter what... ahaha

[aboali995]

How many times did he say "you know" ?

[killerRED09]

part one: /watch?v=bgPLnTexkjE&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

part two: /watch?v=ulK8uCTBYP4&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

part four: /watch?v=9xoKsHcDaKU&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

part five: /watch?v=boU9ZoTtfV0&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[CollateralJacK]

wtf you are asian?

[Syntexz]

@CollateralJacK

No he is alian

[ben10sk8r]

monkeys steal your perks!!!!!

[mdg113]

did you know that if you get the death machine and pack a punch it its yours to keep and its just unfair what it does to them zombies but it cost 10 000 :( not 5 but ohwell

[ScrollerRoller]

i get mad everytime you walk by the mystery box.

[Swirlstudios]

@ScrollerRoller yes! xcal is a good zombies player but i get so fucking pissed off when he walks by things like the box 50 million times and skips it for a sucky weapon. also when he doesn't do things right away. Like when he could clearly go through the door that he just opened and get the weapon he kinda just stands there and walks in circles for a while before doing it. Most annoying thing ever to watch.

[cisme117]

@Swirlstudios the reason he gets a sucky weapon is because he can get ammo for it instead of having to either rely on max ammo or new weapons. Good players like Xcal usually get to the later rounds and max ammo's don't drop as much and when they don't drop he'll have to get a new gun. This is a problem because he wont have any upgraded guns therefore making it harder to kill zombies and so he has to buy more weapons more constantly rather than having one good weapon that picking up non ugrades

[xcalizorz]

@Swirlstudios

cry more noob

[cisme117]

@ScrollerRoller why because your a retard that wast's all his money on it?

[jdm18x]

@ScrollerRoller xcal is good he does not need the mystery box

[diiiimmaa]

@ScrollerRoller you're an idiot who thinks they key to doing well in zombies is the mystery box.

[TheONLYnatedogg569]

@ScrollerRoller I know, i was about to comment hit the damn box already.

[ScrollerRoller]

babababa

[xTayzorz]

BF Vietnam or 1942 commentary please <3

[Tangodown96]

not bettys. those were frags

[Chrisrou94]

ooooo bouncing bettys! (it was FRAGS :D)

[ApacheAH64Aps3]

@WhatsupHDz Thank you, some in this world belives of freedom of speech.

[W0bbie]

I love waiting for the moment he realizes he loses his juggernaut

[ApacheAH64Aps3]

not really, i just hate stupid people.

[videomakerforyuou]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 if u hate hearing X-cal talk about stuff he wants to talk just leave

[ApacheAH64Aps3]

@videomakerforyuou I want to see this new map. I have a PS3 and this map does not come out until March 1st, I belive. I just want to get some useful info about this map and the weapons and where to go but instead, i learned about battlefield. 90% of this game was all about battlefield, 5% zombies, 5% of other stupid stuff like his voice cracking, which i do not care about and you im gussing you dont either.

[MrRedspark51]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 ngttactics. go there

[hillchampion2]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 if you wanna learn about the map buy an xbox, and youll get every map pack 2 months earlier

[tridenttortise]

@hillchampion2 Not if he doesent live in america

[jwrr1092]

@hillchampion2 one month earlier*

[mehkanic2010]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 its a frikin comentary

[ApacheAH64Aps3]

@videomakerforyuou Sorry, some bad grammar

[bears4life100]

@videomakerforyuou wut he say i didnt c it it got removed

[XxDiCci0pxX]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 umad bro?

[W0bbie]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 You fucking suck at being a critique. You need to talk abot fucking assholes instead of incredible people like xcal

[ApacheAH64Aps3]

@W0bbie I do not care at some guy that can move his thumbs around on a controller and kill some fake zombies. Talk to me again when he starts to kill some real zombies in the real word!

[mehkanic2010]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 if evy thing is in the realworld to u and u dont play games than what .. the...fuc are u trollin on a youtube game commentary

[benz499]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 lol @ you, this is xcal baby, he is a legend.

[01101111omg]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 Kill yourself

without xcal there wouldn't be your gameplay

If you bought a fucking xbox you wouldn't need to know about the map you fucking prick

[MrRedspark51]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 hahaha, I love this comment!

[01101111omg]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 You just took to time to write some long ass comment to justify my 3 sentence one and your saying I don't have a life. Not to mention your named after a fucking helicopter which speaks volumes about your sexual preference. How did that cock you said you eat taste?

[ApacheAH64Aps3]

@01101111omg You must think your so cool right now talking trashmouth, listen i do not care about you, your stupid ass comment, or this stupid ass video, so just SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE AND GO FUCK YOUR SELF IN THE ASS!

[mehkanic2010]

@01101111omg lolzzzz

[mehkanic2010]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 yaa such a life livin wit ur mom and eating hotdogs and watchin simpsons...ur cool

[savinprivatryan10]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 Real tough behind that keyboard eh? Leave youtube. Ull probably reply to this in an immature way so there you go. BTW u must be the dumbest person ive seen comment.

[MEGAGODProductions]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 it was his first time playing dude he didnt know the map tht well. chill man

[NDKfrl]

@ApacheAH64Aps3

This is a commentary you moron, not a walkthrough. Also, if you draw a conclusion, try also justificating it, otherwise you're but a sorry ass douche. People want to hear him talking about zombies? How about you actually read a few comments before posting a response? You're sayin' you hate stupidity. I take it you're emo then. If you ain't, it would mean your IQ is somewhere between 70-90, 'cause what you said in those few comments of yours is, believe me. Really. Fuckin'. Dumb.

[ApacheAH64Aps3]

@NDKfrl I dont really care about any else's comments except my own, so go fuck yourself, mind your own fucking business, get a fucking life instead of reading everyone's comments and posting some long ass paragraph about nothing.

[NDKfrl]

@ApacheAH64Aps3

Oh, then you're not just a moron, you're also egocentric one, and no, i do not wish to fuck myself atm thus i will simply keep pointing out how much of an idiot you are by posting another long ass paragraph about yo... oh, i'm sorry, about nothing. Dumbass.

[HAHAHAURNOTFUNNY]

@NDKfrl U mad bro?

[NDKfrl]

@HAHAHAURNOTFUNNY

U a moron "bro"?

[NextLvlProductions]

@xcalizorz lol

[EmoMountainOfEmotion]

@xcalizorz u mad bro?

[EmoMountainOfEmotion]

@xcalizorz damn wrong person

[XxGaber528xX]

@xcalizorz You need to back the fuck off of xcal kid. Hes a fuck load smarter than your ass and he is the best live commentator on youtube. It gets boring talking about the same shit with cod its better to talk about other stuff and the gameplay! so stfu and go eat a cock bitch!

[docroe100]

@XxGaber528xX u replied to xcal???

[XxGaber528xX]

@docroe100 my bad dude i meant the troll hating on him :)

[docroe100]

@xcalizorz Hey i think your awesome i started the battlefield series with 43 i own the 101st clan i was wondering if u have any good strategies 4 1943

[HellMaster548]

@xcalizorz Way to rise to the bait. That's professional.

[dragonlordme]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 yeaaaahhh you sure have a life. thats why you sit all day tolling vids...

[cmorfR700]

@ApacheAH64Aps3 fuck off

[ImConnorButWithAnE]

Why are they advertising make-up to a 95% male community?

[pijlenboog23]

i hate yogi bear

[XxShiZzle786xXmk]

bubububububububaa

[drunknutterLUFC]

winning is a addiction my football team won every game n drew twice in 3 seasons i left that team n joined college n my 1st game we were getting hammered n i didnt know wat to do i was so used to winning i couldnt handle losing so i broke someones arm cos i hated the feeling of losing

[RayAer911]

@drunknutterLUFC ur crazy...

[elsen4life]

Can You plz post some BFB2 or Vietnam? Or MNC?? That would be Awesome!

[bongoboyj]

after he realized that the monkeys steal perk i was waitin for him to say "oooh thats cute"like fuck this shit!

[NoPRoDiGi]

Nice. Seattle coffee advert.

[happyshot411]

this sounds just like that guy who camps video on ascension

[vman818]

Man this guy dosnt now eny thing about acension I don't even have it and I now mare than him

[GarchompAbuser]

@vman818

At least he knows english

[gszman]

@vman818 This is his first time playing the map without watching any fucking videos jackass

[MrSmellyArab]

@vman818 its his first time playing the map you idiot

[ciarrocca11]

@vman818 Someones mentally retarded

[tyronskater]

why does the 74u have 20 bullets in clip ?

[richboyg1]

@tyronskater Why do birds fly?

[tyronskater]

@richboyg1 they have wings and light bones

[barneyjerker69]

@tyronskater balance dawg

[bongoboyj]

@tyronskater seems pretty lame doesn't it.

[BOBALOO919]

babababa-

Y'know?

Also, All Comments (666)

[pyr0m4ni4]

is battle field vietnam that vietnam pack from bbc2?

[Alec0994]

@pyr0m4ni4 No

EA released a full game called Battlefield: Vietnam

BFBC2: Vietnam was made to try to get that popularity back on to BF BC2

[notjohn100]

with phd flopper if you dolphin dive off of something were it would normally hurt you it will cause a big explosion

[TheAw0j]

u know i know its his first time playing on this map but rlly any person know to use the mystery box he used it once but he couldnt get it.???!

[ThePersianPunk]

10:30 we found the new kino der toten stage

[josh5ps2]

Lmao at "20ID" thats so win.

[psntustin25]

hot diggity damn, i havent seen Dino in over a year or so ago, last i remember him was one of your dazzle cod4 games on strike.

[stickystick105]

wheres part 2

[AcezStrate]

y dont u get somethin from the box other than the shitty guns ur runnin wit