i assasinated a king twice with the same guy first time was a mission from the king's son the other time i just didn't like him. that will teach the bysintine empire not to mess with the turks.
once, with one assasin, i killed the popes like three turns in a row until my priest finally got to be the pope and he started a crusade against France, my enemy at the time.
then I was plays Holy Roman Empire the France attacked me first,and I defeat them, and pass their lands to a better ruler.saveing them from 21 century Muslim occupation. shame the pope in the game didnt support me, but I was donate him some French tax money and he forgive me.
This is ball shit
Dragan572 3 months ago
Good assassin. Now do the same thing with Justin Bieber.
dapoppy42 6 months ago 5
he wont molest another child agian
ikilledrambo 6 months ago
um are u sure that this is new coz...... i have a laptop and that looks beter
xamyrrah 8 months ago
Ball shot
MrAnkskit 9 months ago
he cut that guys balls off
TheEmperorNothing 10 months ago
lol thts one killer bj
Sickness687 10 months ago
Giggidy.
JosapahRay 1 year ago
what did you do chop is balls off!!
PatriotGabe 1 year ago
'chop' (balls hit floor) awwwww D:
crownedman104 1 year ago
i never knew u could die from ur balls being chopped off
Darkfollower01 1 year ago
Never saw that one o.O
MedievalGaming 1 year ago
One of two things:
1. Killer orgasm.
2. NUT SHOT OF DEATH
HufflepuffTheGreat 2 years ago
DICK SHOT
HufflepuffTheGreat 2 years ago
if someone cut of my dick like that i would have probably crumbled aswhel
BIB16bear 2 years ago
lol killer blowjob
Eval999 2 years ago 5
@Eval999 goddamit lmao i wrote the same thing an then looked down at ur comment.........i feel unoriganale lmao
Sickness687 10 months ago
this isnt very funny
Gaytes08 2 years ago
Did he suck his dick or assasinate him? Maybe he didn't die, Just orgasm?
mikeyinlalaland 2 years ago
MI BALLZ!
Bidmartinlo 2 years ago 3
AAGH MAH BALLZ!!
lavakid63 2 years ago 3
cock shot
jack29292 2 years ago
ball shot
wargamemaster 2 years ago
over the river and under the table assasinate the father i go
BlahbahStudios 3 years ago 18
@BlahbahStudios And eat his dick with a bottle of jack XD
MedievalGaming 1 year ago
@BlahbahStudios im going to hell because i laughed
justinlax39 2 months ago
how did you trained your assassin?
gistring 3 years ago
u should just start him out by killing diplomats or princeses u b surprized at how much u go up after a while
MusicGuy17st 2 years ago
oooh cheap shot!
Tolamak 3 years ago
I had a very good assassin, so I killed the pope every turn (if he wasn't from Venice/me). Eventually he was killed :(.
1995lay 3 years ago
is this kingdoms expansion?
masacrist 3 years ago
i have assassinated pope gregory before
darknacholinklol 3 years ago
whahahaha!!!! he hase a knife in his bals!
flaarisse 3 years ago
lol wtf happened to the king? did he get slashed in the balls and died of the pain??
bobreeda 3 years ago 3
i assasinated a king twice with the same guy first time was a mission from the king's son the other time i just didn't like him. that will teach the bysintine empire not to mess with the turks.
Dordracnor 3 years ago
me too i assasinate a king
tipitjo 3 years ago
I assasinated a king once
aWTFproduction 3 years ago
Pow! Right in the kissa
Macgunnny 3 years ago
OWNED!
rearparty 3 years ago
In the groin!
PlankofWood1 3 years ago
if you want you can press space bar and movement and turns of other factions are sped up, that wat i do.
kormanpride 3 years ago
lol
adamsleepy 3 years ago
I always felt sad when I killed a guy praying...
bjd020695 3 years ago 19
ouch.
110kakashi 3 years ago
AAAUU!! That got to hurt!!!
Belokki 4 years ago
enlgand is the best faction
gorlickrobert 4 years ago 2
No. Portugal is!
ImperialGuard9001 4 years ago
You're both wrong! The Holy Roman Empire is!!
Belokki 4 years ago
You're both wrong! The Holy Roman Empire is!!
Belokki 4 years ago
RUSSIA!
PlankofWood1 4 years ago
YA! RUSSIA!!!!!
meancritic 3 years ago
For Maza Russia!
evg11311 3 years ago
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Yea!! England rules!
Jaakko2007 3 years ago
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Yea!! England rules!
Jaakko2007 3 years ago
LOL, u bad
trueservantx 4 years ago
the hell...LOL..
toolowtoolow 4 years ago
GAHHHHH MY PENIS!!! hehehe
abcdefg633 4 years ago 2
u dont get a video wen u assasinate sum1
on RTW
it sad lol
MODPNKCLASSIC 4 years ago
lmao his dick got chopped off
ufo19831026 4 years ago 2
pwned...
pandaseatnoodles 4 years ago 2
how dare u attack France
they rule
Ivorytwin 4 years ago
So why theirs Citys burns in 21 century, by Muslim dogs. rule shit maybe.
Tayvar 4 years ago 2
once, with one assasin, i killed the popes like three turns in a row until my priest finally got to be the pope and he started a crusade against France, my enemy at the time.
larrythelandmine 4 years ago 3
then I was plays Holy Roman Empire the France attacked me first,and I defeat them, and pass their lands to a better ruler.saveing them from 21 century Muslim occupation. shame the pope in the game didnt support me, but I was donate him some French tax money and he forgive me.
Tayvar 4 years ago
IN HIS NUTS!
Dutchfantom 4 years ago
Haha yea it seems that he hitt there XD
sibbi666 4 years ago
He's a priest! :o I tried doing that to the Pope actually. It didn't work :(.
TheAussie00 4 years ago
nobody is gonna miss him, that i tell u
beliserius 4 years ago