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  • A punch to the face is the best form of CPR.

  • Lol italian spiderman played alot of "Manhunt" 1:47 killing someone with a bag lol :D

  • A videogame of this must be made!

  • LOL, the rifle has no magazine XD

  • 2.18 James Bond Tribute

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  • 2:57 always double tap.

  • Italian Spiderman should not be allowed to dual wield.

  • 4:10 = Frog's porn?

  • thumb up if you watched 0:08-0:12 many times.

  • I'm Japanese and I'm completely in tune withthe humour of this creation. Hightly witty and much liking

  • 2:18 - the italian 007? ;)

  • Bernardi!!! Nobody wants to see him go, but the lord works in mysterious ways, sometimes he works in bullets.

    lawl

  • Watch the Italian Spiderman because next 500 years you wont see anything better than this.As a matter of fact there wasn't anything better!!!

  • Yeah.. It's not like you could pop a hole in a plastic bag.. Guess the element of surpirse worked its magic this time-_-

  • divertentissimo

  • nice blink micro

  • Frog Porn FTW!

  • why didnt italin spiderman use his vanish trick sooner? :D

  • spiderman can teleport?0_0

  • @kwlmatt Spiderman can't but Italian Spiderman can.

  • psshh... the teleport behind you and shoot you with your own guns trick is the oldest trick in the book.

  • the uncle doesnt say goodbye to his niece. he only talks to italian spiderman before he dies. bit mean.

  • l'unico italiano è il professore forse -.-

  • @nomorealeon neanche tanto poi...

  • hope they make italian batman

  • Nuttin but a gangsta.

  • does anybody really care if this has nothing to do with spiderman

  • Infinite bullets? Sure, he's italian!

  • 3:35 - 2:49

    Come on, let's do the Mario! Take one step from side to side!

  • Do you know what? I'm a student and tomorrow I have an exam... And instead of studying I'm watching Italian Spiderman. It's just stronger than me...:))))

    Alrugo rules!

    Thanks from most devoted polish fans:))))

  • 0:14 - 1:12 This scene is more dramatic than the Spiderman 3 ending.

  • theres so many situations where that dissappearing trick would come in handy, dear god hes such a half ass superhero lol

  • dang that fall at 2:21! those rocks tossed him like a ragdoll! ^_^ all floppy limbed and....wait.....

  • frog porn #FTW

  • doe italian spiderman even have web??

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  • wow he disarmed that guy.

  • No professor, professor! *Punch*

    Take care of Jessica! Yes *licks lips*

  • Non nuovissimo, ma vale sempre la pena.

  • lol actors frome krags list ^.^

  • O_O 16 shots and the old man is still alive... wow hes amazing !!!

  • oh....... crazy movie 囧囧囧。。。

  • Mio Dio! Tenere COLPENDO lui!!!

  • Two Frogs Humping?

  • Thats why i dont clean up the environment, because Italian Spiderman may need something to kill with.

  • que sanguinario

  • LOL, everybody gets shot like 15 times or more. It's ridiculous overkill.

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  • wow...now he teleports lol

  • Italian Spiderman! You are my hero!!

  • so many hot girls in every italian spiderman vid :D

  • :-D 2:17

  • alto asesino es el chabon,ya q le corte el brazo con una pistola se fueron al carajo.

    Tremendo igual jajajajja

  • Hahahahahaha... 2:21 Thats Fvcking Hillarious!!!^^

    Hahahahaha...

  • This may be the worst thing I have ever seen.

    Ever. There are so many levels of terrible here I can not begin to describe them. Funny as hell though.

  • @nothisisnotmyname i think a few people gave you thumbs down not understanding your post. those people would be idiots.

  • The guy who plays Italian spider man looks like Kram from spider bait with a mo hey.

  • Even italian spider man has more action scenes than Heroes... And they are better!

  • wow...he smelled aim.

  • I like how it's the same four guys over and over that he kills.

  • That's because Maximum give the 4 guys the "Formoola"...

    pop, pop, pop, pop!!

  • lol Infinnite ammo, jajajaja...

  • LOL HE DISSAPERED

  • This is how the modern, real spiderman should have been

  • he sniffs the sniper from 200 yards away and shoots him HAHAHA

  • lmfao the sound it makes when he teleports...*POP* lol

  • This blows spiderman 3 away.

  • ahahahah!! Mio dio"

  • 4:10 ... wtf

  • wow! the music playing from 1:15 is directly taken from Space 1999! Who remember this fantastic English series of the 70's?

  • @clukazz Ah yes! I knew I'd heard that riff before... but they must have ripped it off from Italian Spiderman.

  • mmmmmmm... toad porn!

  • rule #1 in henchman handbook:

    always say "there!" when you see italian spiderman

  • No one kills them like Italian Spiderman! 5 stars

  • Sticking a plastic bag on the enemy's head! Wow Italian Spiderman fights dirty!

  • wow this is just my humour, i would so pay for watch this!

  • Who needs to reload when youre Italian Spiderman

  • What starts plaing at, say, 2:55?

  • know why he died? 'cause Italian Spiderman didn't hit him enough.

  • that's right punch him to live!

  • stupendo

  • Jesu Christo

  • I'm italian and I love the part with bad translation 'bout "NO, NON C'E'!" instead of "NO, NON PUOI". Bad translation, for an italian (with sense of humor, of course) is one of the best part of the whole Italian Spiderman saga! XD

  • INFINITE AMMO!!!

  • this film reminds me of duke nukem's ambience a bit ... especially this sequence .

  • take care of jessica *hummmm*

    best moment ever in cinema's history xd

  • bow chicka bow wow XD

  • it's good they should show blood at the parts that they(the characters) got shot in.

  • no,no you're not is NO,NON PUOI not NO, NON C'è

    i am italian

  • no professore professore!

    punch.

    no uncle no !

    si italian spiderman sto morendo.

    punch.

    no non c'è !

    si e' vero !

    punch.

    noo non c'è !

    si si è vero .....

  • No, this was intended to be a Discovery Channel's documentary.

  • lol. best response yet. what a stupid question.

  • LMAO, the best of the movie are the girls,the main girl of the movie remind me to Jennifer Love Hewit.

  • Pretty cool.... I wonder if the Italian Spider-Man can go head-to-head with the Real Spider-Man in battle???

    "That would be something to see."

  • that would be a slaughter, italian spider man would own the real spider man, lol

  • well duh, the italian spider-man has gun skillz that killz and he has teleportation, he would eat the original spider-man for breakfast.

  • ...he also can call upon penguins to help him, fly, has awesome surfing skills, can grow like some power ranger zord, mmmmmm ooh and the best skill, he can manipulate women.....

  • who will do the science now?

  • LMAO!!! I love it when the professors last words is to take care of his daughter and he says yes while licking his lips. what a pimp

  • Only superpower Italian SpiderMan doesn't have? His punches cannot cure you from fifteen revolver shots.

    I'm gonna miss Benardi. :(

  • 0:57 lol

  • Berreta Pwnage

  • yea, he survives 15 shots from a revolver and then gets punched in the face 4 times and is still alive, lol

  • This is exactly what the world needed: a superhero movie in which the protagonist suffocates some goon with a plastic bag!

  • haha,

    this is supposed to be a comedy right?

  • i would have preferred to watch the frogs humping rather than the disposable soon-to-be-horribly-massacred henchman drive around in a crappy jeep.

  • wow

  • omfg.

  • Could not stop thinking of Monty Python when the guy gets his arm chopped off. :D

  • just..omg..never seen such bad actors, but they are just so bad, that they are just great. : D

    are those frugs like humping at the scene with maximum? xD

  • Love that disappear-reappear trick he does.

  • ISM's best way to cure bullet wounds:

    Hit the wounded in the face.

    LOL!!!

  • If you like this style, check out Turkish sf film "Dunyayi kurtaran adam"... Also known as Turkish Star Wars

  • lol, Captain Maximum pumped the professor FULL of bullets and he was still alive lol

  • 4:11

    are those frogs humping?

  • No professori, professori! *Punch* to the face, lol, and I could totally read his mind when he punched the professor. He was thinking, "Damn you, why!!"

  • why is there no comic of this?

  • simple paper cannot handle just how awesome Italian Spiderman is!

  • si professore *licks lips* hahaha

  • hahaha te best super heroooo

  • facehit for dying profesor :D that was so f***ing the best :D

  • this guy is 100x cooler than peter parker

  • true Italian spiderman can teleport, summon spiders and penguins, fly and can kill people for the hell of it...and hes good with the ladies something that parker dosent have

  • haha wtf

  • I'm pretty sure when maximum turned on is screen, it was lizard porn.

  • hahaha this spider is better than America's spiderman this guy can teleport

  • No, professor! Professor!

    *pow*

  • Last scene, the guy in the middle comes from out of the scene looool

  • fuck man that was greatest way to keep a gunshot wound in senses

  • sniff sniff bang

  • You cant beat italian spiderman you stupid ass faces!

  • Nooo professore nOOO ....

  • e lo segue battendo

  • INFINITE AMMO!

  • It's the Energizer gun, it keeps on going...and going...

  • "NOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARGGHHH"

  • GRANDIOSO!!!!!!

  • Sto morendo...

    NON C'E'!

    ahuhauhauhauhahuauhauha!!!

  • ma che vuol dire XD

  • Whoa! He actually has powers, teleporting?? That's not very spider-ish...

  • it's just super speed u cant see how fast he run... supercool!!!

  • i'm Italian and I'm punching a dying professor right now.

  • i don't think he's italian..

  • Sì che lo sono ! I'm Italian like a good mozzarella.

  • e da brava mozzarella ti hanno smaltito dei rifiuti tossici nel cervello :D

    (si scherza eh)

  • hahahahahahaha. infatti.

  • SUSPENSO..ACTIONE...VELOCITA..­.

  • it makes me remeber all the italian trash films of the 70th. Great!!!

  • Finally! A really funny episode! Thanks! Funny = punching good guys, reaction to taking care of Jessica, shooting already dead bad guys.

  • italiannnnooo... spidermannnnooo hahanoo lol..

    funny ayy

  • INFINITE AMMO!

  • Viva Italian Spiderman! Thats the way to heal someone dying of gunshot wounds...punch him repeatedly!

  • He got shot 15 times. I don't think he'd be living still.

  • with a 6 bullet-revolver... :-D

  • since when can spidey teleport? LOL

  • Il professor Bernardi non è morto per i proiettili, è morto per i cazzotti di italian spiderman.

  • Non c'e. e vero. non c'e. e vero. Braccio strappato con un colpo di karate. Italian spiderman es en paura? lol

  • haha! at 3:00 the guy sitting up jerks at both shots when only one is aimed at him... that sounds very sad... viva italian spiderman!!

  • E gli strappa un braccio con un colpo di Karate!!!!! ahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • 'azz...non conoscevo questa serie, mi sono visto gli episodi disponibili tutti d'un fiato rotolandomi a terra dal ridere!! XD XD

    Siete dei geni!!

  • Geez ... I don't think there is ANY WAY Italian Spiderman will get out of this jam! Is this the end?

  • 50 stars

  • Meraviglioso!

  • Best first aid ever.

  • Frogs @4:11!!!LO-frickin-L!!! Y'all rock!

  • you guys are to good~ Im hot for Italian spider man!!!

  • saugeil kann ich nur weiterempfelen!!!!

  • mitico italian spiderman...il mio eroe preferito!! che da i cazzotti al professore morente!!

    ahahah

  • ahhahaha che espressività!

  • I never get tired of this stuff!

  • I like Jessica's boobs and how they bounce in the beginning

  • RESPECT THE WOMEN!