If you could understand Italian it would be even more hilarious! It sounds like non-professional, non-italian actors reading a bad script translated whit a web service... the mistakes and the accent are really funny!
Do you know what? I'm a student and tomorrow I have an exam... And instead of studying I'm watching Italian Spiderman. It's just stronger than me...:))))
If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead
I'm italian and I love the part with bad translation 'bout "NO, NON C'E'!" instead of "NO, NON PUOI". Bad translation, for an italian (with sense of humor, of course) is one of the best part of the whole Italian Spiderman saga! XD
...he also can call upon penguins to help him, fly, has awesome surfing skills, can grow like some power ranger zord, mmmmmm ooh and the best skill, he can manipulate women.....
No professori, professori! *Punch* to the face, lol, and I could totally read his mind when he punched the professor. He was thinking, "Damn you, why!!"
true Italian spiderman can teleport, summon spiders and penguins, fly and can kill people for the hell of it...and hes good with the ladies something that parker dosent have
A punch to the face is the best form of CPR.
jinenjuce 1 day ago
Lol italian spiderman played alot of "Manhunt" 1:47 killing someone with a bag lol :D
freddykisback123 4 days ago
A videogame of this must be made!
Kagaenod 1 week ago
LOL, the rifle has no magazine XD
CCCPcommissar 2 months ago
2.18 James Bond Tribute
Neroenoir 2 months ago
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I like how he is able to sniff out snipers.
OrgussCentury 3 months ago
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OrgussCentury 3 months ago
2:57 always double tap.
TriangularDuck 4 months ago
Italian Spiderman should not be allowed to dual wield.
Hearsticles 4 months ago
4:10 = Frog's porn?
MKisinthebuilding 5 months ago
thumb up if you watched 0:08-0:12 many times.
julianchai 5 months ago 2
I'm Japanese and I'm completely in tune withthe humour of this creation. Hightly witty and much liking
TheNatureOfMonkey 5 months ago
2:18 - the italian 007? ;)
tpd07 6 months ago
Bernardi!!! Nobody wants to see him go, but the lord works in mysterious ways, sometimes he works in bullets.
lawl
CORWERA 6 months ago
Watch the Italian Spiderman because next 500 years you wont see anything better than this.As a matter of fact there wasn't anything better!!!
AnimusPipboy 6 months ago 3
Yeah.. It's not like you could pop a hole in a plastic bag.. Guess the element of surpirse worked its magic this time-_-
wirlwend 7 months ago
divertentissimo
SignorGiS 7 months ago
nice blink micro
1shot1kills2d 7 months ago
Frog Porn FTW!
ofenloch92 9 months ago 4
why didnt italin spiderman use his vanish trick sooner? :D
drulli6 10 months ago
spiderman can teleport?0_0
kwlmatt 11 months ago
@kwlmatt Spiderman can't but Italian Spiderman can.
MCPostilaatikko 7 months ago
psshh... the teleport behind you and shoot you with your own guns trick is the oldest trick in the book.
gleader 11 months ago
the uncle doesnt say goodbye to his niece. he only talks to italian spiderman before he dies. bit mean.
jalbertgeorge 1 year ago 4
l'unico italiano è il professore forse -.-
nomorealeon 1 year ago
@nomorealeon neanche tanto poi...
Ficcas89 1 year ago
hope they make italian batman
pmartins16 1 year ago
Nuttin but a gangsta.
MrOneDr 1 year ago
does anybody really care if this has nothing to do with spiderman
mrprimeproductions 1 year ago
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If you could understand Italian it would be even more hilarious! It sounds like non-professional, non-italian actors reading a bad script translated whit a web service... the mistakes and the accent are really funny!
SuperPippoFrancoShow 1 year ago
Infinite bullets? Sure, he's italian!
freaker000000001 1 year ago
3:35 - 2:49
Come on, let's do the Mario! Take one step from side to side!
Dumlebumpen 1 year ago
Do you know what? I'm a student and tomorrow I have an exam... And instead of studying I'm watching Italian Spiderman. It's just stronger than me...:))))
Alrugo rules!
Thanks from most devoted polish fans:))))
KotAndaluzyjski 1 year ago
0:14 - 1:12 This scene is more dramatic than the Spiderman 3 ending.
HogisGuy 1 year ago
theres so many situations where that dissappearing trick would come in handy, dear god hes such a half ass superhero lol
MannyKunV 1 year ago
dang that fall at 2:21! those rocks tossed him like a ragdoll! ^_^ all floppy limbed and....wait.....
PinkMellow 1 year ago 2
frog porn #FTW
mrmotinjo 1 year ago
doe italian spiderman even have web??
chewster1998 1 year ago
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susannadekker 1 year ago
wow he disarmed that guy.
vllmer 1 year ago 2
No professor, professor! *Punch*
Take care of Jessica! Yes *licks lips*
ilkfc123 1 year ago
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susannadekker 1 year ago
Non nuovissimo, ma vale sempre la pena.
zironigi 1 year ago
lol actors frome krags list ^.^
36mofia33 1 year ago
O_O 16 shots and the old man is still alive... wow hes amazing !!!
Bhethar 1 year ago
oh....... crazy movie 囧囧囧。。。
rossajyzz 1 year ago
Mio Dio! Tenere COLPENDO lui!!!
mayfordalafe2017 1 year ago
Two Frogs Humping?
xOFENLOCHx 1 year ago
Thats why i dont clean up the environment, because Italian Spiderman may need something to kill with.
Fenir91 1 year ago 5
que sanguinario
MrHot753951 1 year ago
LOL, everybody gets shot like 15 times or more. It's ridiculous overkill.
LordClaremorris 1 year ago
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this is just gay wen did he get fat lmao
MakeM89 1 year ago
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XanderManagement 1 year ago
wow...now he teleports lol
heyjeySigma 1 year ago
Italian Spiderman! You are my hero!!
Cherrypumpkin26 1 year ago
so many hot girls in every italian spiderman vid :D
MT12XD 2 years ago 25
:-D 2:17
Vlasti79 2 years ago
alto asesino es el chabon,ya q le corte el brazo con una pistola se fueron al carajo.
Tremendo igual jajajajja
fedeacosta09 2 years ago
Hahahahahaha... 2:21 Thats Fvcking Hillarious!!!^^
Hahahahaha...
xpeson9 2 years ago
This may be the worst thing I have ever seen.
Ever. There are so many levels of terrible here I can not begin to describe them. Funny as hell though.
nothisisnotmyname 2 years ago
@nothisisnotmyname i think a few people gave you thumbs down not understanding your post. those people would be idiots.
jparkeriv 2 years ago
The guy who plays Italian spider man looks like Kram from spider bait with a mo hey.
charon000 2 years ago
Even italian spider man has more action scenes than Heroes... And they are better!
Bonidex 2 years ago
wow...he smelled aim.
SpriJones 2 years ago 20
I like how it's the same four guys over and over that he kills.
ninjast4r 2 years ago 2
That's because Maximum give the 4 guys the "Formoola"...
pop, pop, pop, pop!!
MitcheruUSA62 2 years ago
lol Infinnite ammo, jajajaja...
luisfers1 2 years ago
LOL HE DISSAPERED
2amigoandthtitalian 2 years ago
This is how the modern, real spiderman should have been
ComradeCommissar1 2 years ago 2
he sniffs the sniper from 200 yards away and shoots him HAHAHA
smirnoffgalaxy 2 years ago
lmfao the sound it makes when he teleports...*POP* lol
davencrap 2 years ago
This blows spiderman 3 away.
Frightenly 2 years ago 6
ahahahah!! Mio dio"
Tifetta 2 years ago
4:10 ... wtf
Dealtyable 2 years ago
wow! the music playing from 1:15 is directly taken from Space 1999! Who remember this fantastic English series of the 70's?
clukazz 2 years ago
@clukazz Ah yes! I knew I'd heard that riff before... but they must have ripped it off from Italian Spiderman.
videowilliams 11 months ago
mmmmmmm... toad porn!
TheHolocaustsComing 2 years ago 5
rule #1 in henchman handbook:
always say "there!" when you see italian spiderman
jonmclee2 2 years ago 3
No one kills them like Italian Spiderman! 5 stars
happybeergames 2 years ago 3
Sticking a plastic bag on the enemy's head! Wow Italian Spiderman fights dirty!
tokuanimecitvguy 2 years ago 6
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If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead
thatszach 2 years ago
wow this is just my humour, i would so pay for watch this!
aeican 2 years ago 3
Who needs to reload when youre Italian Spiderman
AltimaNEO 2 years ago 6
What starts plaing at, say, 2:55?
Psychonaut117 2 years ago
know why he died? 'cause Italian Spiderman didn't hit him enough.
briandoom 2 years ago 104
that's right punch him to live!
ShinyNewHundred 2 years ago 2
stupendo
ciorba82 3 years ago
Jesu Christo
BooRadleysGhost 3 years ago 5
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GOLJAX33 3 years ago
I'm italian and I love the part with bad translation 'bout "NO, NON C'E'!" instead of "NO, NON PUOI". Bad translation, for an italian (with sense of humor, of course) is one of the best part of the whole Italian Spiderman saga! XD
gauntnoir 3 years ago 3
INFINITE AMMO!!!
Zikan13 3 years ago 3
this film reminds me of duke nukem's ambience a bit ... especially this sequence .
GroovyGuitar02 3 years ago
take care of jessica *hummmm*
best moment ever in cinema's history xd
GroovyGuitar02 3 years ago 98
bow chicka bow wow XD
perplexedone 2 years ago
it's good they should show blood at the parts that they(the characters) got shot in.
ipdddd 3 years ago
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Yes, there are movies so horrible ugly that they are actually funny.. but this cross the line!!
Roxxo88 3 years ago
no,no you're not is NO,NON PUOI not NO, NON C'è
i am italian
ilmisterodel23 3 years ago
no professore professore!
punch.
no uncle no !
si italian spiderman sto morendo.
punch.
no non c'è !
si e' vero !
punch.
noo non c'è !
si si è vero .....
htp22 3 years ago 2
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This was intended to be a comedy... right?
garamonde 3 years ago
No, this was intended to be a Discovery Channel's documentary.
bokuwatensai 3 years ago 18
lol. best response yet. what a stupid question.
boulderfrog 3 years ago
LMAO, the best of the movie are the girls,the main girl of the movie remind me to Jennifer Love Hewit.
erickrolo 3 years ago
Pretty cool.... I wonder if the Italian Spider-Man can go head-to-head with the Real Spider-Man in battle???
"That would be something to see."
WarshipAngelus 3 years ago
that would be a slaughter, italian spider man would own the real spider man, lol
fbi10 3 years ago 6
well duh, the italian spider-man has gun skillz that killz and he has teleportation, he would eat the original spider-man for breakfast.
ahmadclk 3 years ago 4
...he also can call upon penguins to help him, fly, has awesome surfing skills, can grow like some power ranger zord, mmmmmm ooh and the best skill, he can manipulate women.....
fbi10 3 years ago 4
who will do the science now?
theewaywardson 3 years ago
LMAO!!! I love it when the professors last words is to take care of his daughter and he says yes while licking his lips. what a pimp
borya1978 3 years ago 3
Only superpower Italian SpiderMan doesn't have? His punches cannot cure you from fifteen revolver shots.
I'm gonna miss Benardi. :(
toonbat 3 years ago
0:57 lol
bfg15000 3 years ago
Berreta Pwnage
gxcope 3 years ago
yea, he survives 15 shots from a revolver and then gets punched in the face 4 times and is still alive, lol
RichardTheWhite 3 years ago
This is exactly what the world needed: a superhero movie in which the protagonist suffocates some goon with a plastic bag!
drrude 3 years ago
haha,
this is supposed to be a comedy right?
armadini14farts 3 years ago
i would have preferred to watch the frogs humping rather than the disposable soon-to-be-horribly-massacred henchman drive around in a crappy jeep.
bigkr88 3 years ago
wow
freddymetal94 3 years ago
omfg.
Filmprojektet 3 years ago
Could not stop thinking of Monty Python when the guy gets his arm chopped off. :D
toonbat 3 years ago 2
just..omg..never seen such bad actors, but they are just so bad, that they are just great. : D
are those frugs like humping at the scene with maximum? xD
MenouMoon 3 years ago
Love that disappear-reappear trick he does.
fujitafunk 3 years ago
ISM's best way to cure bullet wounds:
Hit the wounded in the face.
LOL!!!
AllarisFianna 3 years ago
If you like this style, check out Turkish sf film "Dunyayi kurtaran adam"... Also known as Turkish Star Wars
3yasat 3 years ago
lol, Captain Maximum pumped the professor FULL of bullets and he was still alive lol
DillonHalI 3 years ago
4:11
are those frogs humping?
St3ph3nSoWow 3 years ago
No professori, professori! *Punch* to the face, lol, and I could totally read his mind when he punched the professor. He was thinking, "Damn you, why!!"
xzanikan7 3 years ago
why is there no comic of this?
Verse1234567 3 years ago 2
simple paper cannot handle just how awesome Italian Spiderman is!
ktzeroii 3 years ago
si professore *licks lips* hahaha
HaxxorsProduction 3 years ago 2
hahaha te best super heroooo
Shqiptario 3 years ago
facehit for dying profesor :D that was so f***ing the best :D
clashJoze 3 years ago 2
this guy is 100x cooler than peter parker
5amuu 3 years ago 5
true Italian spiderman can teleport, summon spiders and penguins, fly and can kill people for the hell of it...and hes good with the ladies something that parker dosent have
am1023 3 years ago 3
haha wtf
yellos88 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure when maximum turned on is screen, it was lizard porn.
Drstrangelove17 3 years ago 3
hahaha this spider is better than America's spiderman this guy can teleport
beyondtwigs 3 years ago 5
No, professor! Professor!
*pow*
alexgk89 3 years ago 8
Last scene, the guy in the middle comes from out of the scene looool
Maupertius 3 years ago
fuck man that was greatest way to keep a gunshot wound in senses
manzha 3 years ago
sniff sniff bang
Oirad16 3 years ago 2
You cant beat italian spiderman you stupid ass faces!
theloughreymonster 3 years ago
Nooo professore nOOO ....
saracino 3 years ago 3
e lo segue battendo
thatlazyslacker 3 years ago
INFINITE AMMO!
Zikan13 3 years ago 3
It's the Energizer gun, it keeps on going...and going...
moonblossom15 3 years ago
"NOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARGGHHH"
grimjester88 3 years ago
GRANDIOSO!!!!!!
paolidoo67 3 years ago 2
Sto morendo...
NON C'E'!
ahuhauhauhauhahuauhauha!!!
CarloASD 3 years ago
ma che vuol dire XD
Mast3rchief 3 years ago
Whoa! He actually has powers, teleporting?? That's not very spider-ish...
leofender22 3 years ago
it's just super speed u cant see how fast he run... supercool!!!
mannygtr 3 years ago
i'm Italian and I'm punching a dying professor right now.
dastan666 3 years ago 3
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kw757 3 years ago
i don't think he's italian..
Mast3rchief 3 years ago
Sì che lo sono ! I'm Italian like a good mozzarella.
dastan666 3 years ago
e da brava mozzarella ti hanno smaltito dei rifiuti tossici nel cervello :D
(si scherza eh)
Mast3rchief 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha. infatti.
dastan666 3 years ago 2
SUSPENSO..ACTIONE...VELOCITA...
sebinostram 3 years ago
it makes me remeber all the italian trash films of the 70th. Great!!!
pierpy1983 3 years ago 5
Finally! A really funny episode! Thanks! Funny = punching good guys, reaction to taking care of Jessica, shooting already dead bad guys.
doido4181 3 years ago 3
italiannnnooo... spidermannnnooo hahanoo lol..
funny ayy
hippyyippyshay 3 years ago
INFINITE AMMO!
Zikan13 3 years ago
Viva Italian Spiderman! Thats the way to heal someone dying of gunshot wounds...punch him repeatedly!
redshirt71 3 years ago
He got shot 15 times. I don't think he'd be living still.
JohnZDeLorean 3 years ago
with a 6 bullet-revolver... :-D
Hannes88667 3 years ago
since when can spidey teleport? LOL
samantonio 3 years ago
Il professor Bernardi non è morto per i proiettili, è morto per i cazzotti di italian spiderman.
teom78 3 years ago 6
Non c'e. e vero. non c'e. e vero. Braccio strappato con un colpo di karate. Italian spiderman es en paura? lol
harapuse 3 years ago
haha! at 3:00 the guy sitting up jerks at both shots when only one is aimed at him... that sounds very sad... viva italian spiderman!!
euan187 3 years ago
E gli strappa un braccio con un colpo di Karate!!!!! ahahahahahahaha!!!!!
MasterPaskua 3 years ago
'azz...non conoscevo questa serie, mi sono visto gli episodi disponibili tutti d'un fiato rotolandomi a terra dal ridere!! XD XD
Siete dei geni!!
Kakashisensei2 3 years ago
Geez ... I don't think there is ANY WAY Italian Spiderman will get out of this jam! Is this the end?
downouter 3 years ago
50 stars
Ginzolo 3 years ago
Meraviglioso!
peppebi 3 years ago
Best first aid ever.
BuliMag 3 years ago
Frogs @4:11!!!LO-frickin-L!!! Y'all rock!
selloutasaurus 3 years ago
you guys are to good~ Im hot for Italian spider man!!!
DawndeeDALLAS 3 years ago
saugeil kann ich nur weiterempfelen!!!!
schweinefuss315 3 years ago
mitico italian spiderman...il mio eroe preferito!! che da i cazzotti al professore morente!!
ahahah
benkio89 3 years ago
ahhahaha che espressività!
LilyDevilDoll 3 years ago
I never get tired of this stuff!
partyguy135 3 years ago
I like Jessica's boobs and how they bounce in the beginning
FlameXhead 3 years ago
RESPECT THE WOMEN!
Lexylocks 3 years ago