Soul Calibur 3 - Cassandra - Ending B

[jisusa0122]

That Greek girl is in jail for 5 years for stealing bread and breaking the sword! Oh sorry, Sophitia. Not you.

[anythingnew]

@jisusa0122 Her ass is too fat for this house!

[jisusa0122]

@anythingnew What house?!

[jisusa0122]

Cassandra, are you all right? How's your waist? Try heating the sword up. But that was a cool move destroying Soul Edge.

[megablahblahblah3000]

Dear Cassandra, This is just a little letter to you regarding your butt. Do you know why it's how it is??? Do you then??? It's because you should run away from home and stop stealing food from daddy's bakery, so that you don't look retarded. But what's really a shame is that you embrace it in your SCIV critical finish. Please, Cassandra, act more like your sister. We would really love that.

Love,

Bill. :) 

[anythingnew]

@megablahblahblah3000 omg, you shoulda seen how in this doujin/hentai, the guy pee in Cassandra's butt to help her squeeze out a poop sacrifice for Sophitia. Cassandra was very naughty.

[megablahblahblah3000]

@anythingnew sry, but i don't watch/read/look at hentai. it's porn.

[anythingnew]

Sophitia lifted Cassandra's skirt and spanked her all night. That fat Greek bitch learned her lesson.

[jisusa0122]

@anythingnew Are you serious? How do you know? Well, did Patroklos and Pyrrha?

[anythingnew]

@jisusa0122 How did I know? Because I actually used my imagination rather than just take what the game gives me and conclude that that was all that happened. Come on, these characters are humans! They do weird things just like. They shit, piss, eat, have sex, shower, masturbate, too.

No, because Sophitia is probably a dead Greek MILF, by now.

[jisusa0122]

@anythingnew But she lost her weight in SC3. I don't know if she's fat.

[anythingnew]

@jisusa0122 Her ass, if she don't stop eating all that bread from the bakery... Oh my god, look at her butt

Its so big

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Who understands those rap guys

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute

I mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so round

It's just out there

I mean, it's gross....

[jisusa0122]

@anythingnew I like Sophitia better than Cassandra. Sophitia's way nicer and stronger.

[anythingnew]

@jisusa0122 Sophitia's areolas are HUGE and dark too! I don't know about Cassandra's areoals though

[jisusa0122]

@anythingnew Did Sophitia give Cassandra wedgies?

[anythingnew]

@jisusa0122 I'm not turned on by wedgies, for some reason. When I think of them, I think of jocks and nerds.

[jisusa0122]

I feel bad for Cassandra, do you?

[jisusa0122]

You don't know how to fix it? Try heating it up.

[altf8]

super glue

[yshabash]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTEE­EEEEED!

[Shadowlit001]

Sophitia's husband is the one who forged it in the first place, why doesn't she just get him to fix it?

[TheLastArchdemon]

@Shadowlit001 ......Dead as a carcass

[HinataChan30]

Uh...didn't there used to be a fountain in that shrine?

[Evilrose0611]

She's so cute at the end! I wanna hug her.

[cybersbe]

I don't know if I should feel sorry for Cassandra, (since she's one of my favorite characters) or laugh at how hilarious this ending is.

[MsRedfield97]

Moral of the story: Don't steal your sibling's sword if you break it and not have the sufficient blacksmith skills; in fact don't steal AT ALL. :P

[bookworm1138]

this is why i don't like cassandra: she breaks everything she comes in contact with. her bio in this says that she broke the first sword, now she breaks this one (not to mention breaking Soul Edge first). in SC4 (spoiler alert) she breaks Soul Calibur. don't try to make cassandra blow you, she might break THAT too!

[anythingnew]

@bookworm1138 That fat Greek bitch. She keep stealing bread from the bakery and never going to the gym. That why her ass keep breaking everything. She needs to be spanked.

[jisusa0122]

@anythingnew Really? That's mean.

[anythingnew]

@jisusa0122 No, that's not mean. Her ass is sooooo fat. She should play tennis.

[jisusa0122]

@anythingnew Yeah, she should get some exercise after eating.

[anythingnew]

@jisusa0122 No, you should exercise before eating.

[jisusa0122]

@anythingnew She also stole the Omega Sword and ran on a journey too, you know.

[jisusa0122]

@anythingnew That girls needs to be in jail for years.

[archsagejulz]

LOLOLOLOL XD

[NaxxoZL15]

lol xDDDDD nice end eheh

[NefariousEvildoer]

She should've asked Taki for help. In Soul Blade, Taki was shown forging her own weapons.

[jisusa0122]

@NefariousEvildoer Taki was mysterious to Cassandra when she brought back Sophitia to Athens. So I don't think she knew her. Well, but true. Yes.

[anythingnew]

@jisusa0122 Because Cassandra is a White girl, she probably thought Taki was just another chink.

[paratroid]

Cassandra needs to practice her blacksmith skills on Fable II before attempting something like that

[samusmex]

-Thanatos(their brother) : WT- HOW DID YOU BROKE THE SWORD AGAIN?

-Cassandra : idk, it just broke :(

[zachsmi13]

so whiny -.-

[TheStrongVirus]

She shat a brick... more like a sword

[Jarock316]

Why didn't she ask Rothion for help? *Hears noises from one of the rooms* XD Nevermind, I now know the answer why.

[smopa2010]

this will be a better one SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIT

[TerminusEst13]

Oh my God, poor Cassandra.

You just want to hug her. ;_;

[JakAttack12345]

The hell does that work?

Sophitia: I don't care if you destroyed the ultimate evil and made the world a perfect place, that sword costed me $3.50! Get to the blacksmithing room, bitch! Do you WANT me to get out the whip?

[thedarklordx]

@JakAttack12345 LOL! i was just thinking about that

[jisusa0122]

@JakAttack12345 Ha ha, you're so funny.

[Andy50k1]

AAAHAHAHAHAAA XD

[YoshiLover122]

Aww. Cassandra. xD

[MegamanGregarBeast]

play the video and press 6...lol.

[pamelademais]

HAHAHAHA I love Cassandra's ending :P

[yamialan1]

Awww! that was cute, Cassandra my favorite character.

[Lance7546]

poor sweet cassandra

[MrROBERTJOHNSMITH]

I love Cassandra and how funny this ending makes her.

[telesette]

1:12

XD Too funny !!!

[belias360]

She just beat up all of those guys and she's still a useless bitch?! LOL jk

[MultiGarythesnail]

God I love her voice... Sometimes it's irritating,but it's funny and makes Cassandra hilarious person.

[jisusa0122]

@MultiGarythesnail Who's voice?

[MultiGarythesnail]

@jisusa0122 Cassandra's.

[jisusa0122]

@MultiGarythesnail I love her voice, too. But I don't like the quote, You can't beat me! It sounds beautiful and funny.

[asylumfreak121]

And she`s embarrassed that she broke her sword by shattering the most powerful evil sword in the game...why?...

[thezebracakes]

@asylumfreak121 because if i remember it said it is a sword for she gods and of course she breaks it and it is like a sin

[thedarklordx]

@asylumfreak121 she stole the sword from her sister, sooo yeah...

[Nickypink09]

Cassandra is So Cute!!! I remember when I first played this game and soul Calibur II i though Cassandra and Sophitia were so cute AHH! they both got a baby face!!

[mariomanify]

the good ending isn't so good after all XD

[sonicfan4271]

what is this on

[SaikyoMog]

@sonicfan4271 PS2

[jisusa0122]

@SaikyoMog Soul Calibur III is only on Arcade or PlayStation2.

[killeing]

LOL halarious ending XD

[4everMidna]

lol

epic fail.

[Growlzagra]

Epic jump slash

[Program61Lamza]

Sophitia is John F Kennedy

And

Cassandra is Robert Kennedy

[jacobeickmeier123]

This sounds like a job for MIGHTY PUTTY!

[Utada379]

hhahaha epic fail

[0X0Midnight0X0]

"I don't know how to fix it" lol

[jortem]

what does K mean in 0.56 i never got that; what button is that on the playstation 2

can somebody reply me

[SaikyoMog]

@jortem That would be kick. And don't ask me what button that is, you can easily find out for yourself by playing the game.

[rugby543211]

@SaikyoMog ooo touchy

[jisusa0122]

@SaikyoMog Yeah. It is kick.

[junkazamafan555]

@jortem i think K is O

[capa881]

@jortem Its Kick and the button is Circle or O!

;)

[Neroscam]

circle button man

[mustafames]

@jortem cirkel

[pamelademais]

@jortem K means circle :) B means triangle, A means squeare, G means X :D

[insanesmlover]

@jortem circle

[Ryz0ne]

@jortem kick would be circle on ps2 and b on xbox ^^

[gatesfan9]

@jortem it's the circle button

[patriot256]

*sniff sniff* I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!!!!

*sniff sniff sniff*

[6jonathan1]

she lucky it wasn't the soul calibur sword xD

[nevrest]

So Cassandra gets locked in the basement for a rare sword being broken after destroying Soul Edge, the eternal sword of evil?

Tough break...

[Redding28]

I have no doubt that Cassandra can broken a Lightsaber too!

[Deathscythetransform]

@Redding28

well she broke soul calibut un SC4... LOLLL for the music too!

[PitKnight13]

@Deathscythetransform You're talking about the music while she's walking up to the pedestal to leave the sword there? I like that too, it portrays souch an awkard , clumsy, and cartoony atmosphere.

[Deathscythetransform]

@PitKnight13 yup

makes me want to buy this LOLL

and sophitia.... she looks sexier in her outfit in sc4, but this one is nice too:)

[HeAdBaNgEr3597]

lol this is the weirdest ending out of all the soul calibur's xD

even weirder than the amy 1 in sc4!

u kno, where it says, ring out!

[PlanetGerwilly]

I couldn't play this game in 3 weeks because of this ending because I feel very bad for Cassandra! :(

[uxietamer13]

me too

[tanoshii20]

aww poor cassandra

[PeachisAwesome]

If I were Sophie, I would excuse Cassandra.

It would be the right thing to do.

After all, she saved the world from the evil sword! I wouldn't care about a broken blade after my sister goes through that gigantic sour gummy of an adventure.

[jjaszczesny]

You have a point there...If I were Sophitia, I'd fix the sword for her!

[Animefanxman0228]

LUCY, YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!!!

[Legaedify]

probably one of the funniest endings ever

[Masteronnie25]

Super glue is bad ideas.

[zaze333]

haha i dont know how to fix it

[superAmylover1]

You can use that broken sword

[cardy2255]

I mean if Link can use a broken stick to fight with, she can use a broken blade? Am I right or am I right?

[metalsoniclovah9]

>.> i dont know

[x2375]

uh hum FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLL

[Arzaker]

Super glue maybe

[DIRECTOR1200]

haha, shes hot for a virtual babe, lol

[Animekenken]

i just wonder why she didn't use fire or something to get the metal back together. lol.

[KungFuMonkeyy]

Did u see her ending?

"cries" "I dont know how to fixxx it!"

-_-

[Animekenken]

i know. lol. just thought she might go to a fire place or something and burn the sword back together. like they used to do back in that time. u know, that hot rock stuff that fixs weapons. :)

[BingKafei]

Spoilers for SC4

Cassandra should have said "Rothion, go fix the sword or I'll tell Sophitia you let her daughter get possessed by soul edge the ONE night she asked you to watch her! Or better yet, I'll tell her Pyrrha got possessed because you got to sleep with the assassin-clown girl in exchange for letting her do it!"

[shuppet34]

Did you try hot glue gun?XD

[WWErockz2010]

@shuppet34 Cassandra: great idea .....wait they haven't been invented yet T-T XD x 2

[shadowaura2]

I like Cassandra. She is so cool.

[REBandera]

i have Soul Calibur 3 in PlayStaition PS2

[Nickypink09]

in the game soul calibur 3 there is a weapon that Cassandra has with the broken sword that she breaks, it's available but you have to unlock it.

[ih8kyran]

0:06 greeks can do that cuz we're badass

[Mew0Mew0Minto]

i like using the broken sword after this scene :P i think i might be able to fix a sword notice how i said might : P

[Dreamcube017]

Poor Cassandra. I started playing as her AL LOT in 4 and now I know why.

[NicholasToras01]

Wait a minute, didn't she break the sword that Sophitia used already? And the sword that Cassandra is using is one that was made for her by Sophitia husband. Or at least that how the story was in III

[virgateomb]

ohh well then, lets get the book then.

[Dreamcube017]

What? Is there really a book?

[EmeraldQueen2000]

CASSANDRA,I DONT NOW HOW TO FIX IT ...

[mariocharlie]

i forgot wat is so specal about the sourd again

[JKoss618]

OH THAT CASSANDRA

[ZgEEk94]

UGHHHH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!!!(priceless)

[DarkZeroVampire]

jajajaaj matrix XD

[Sizarion120]

0:06-0:09

Matrix Style XDXDXDXDXDDXXD!

[BaggysAnime]

Casandra is so fimmy :) she is one of my Favourite characters :)

Great sense of humour for a person even in battle :0

[Hanayoru]

via la a MATRIX!

[residentevilfan78]

tell me bout it, i can imagine it now,

Cassandra: i don't know how to fix it

Someone: try using our new superglue, fixes swords and anything you can think of.

[pumasfannumero1]

this would be good for a superglue comercial

[EiriLover]

true true

[xtrem3rd]

lol poor cassandra^-^

[NintendoFreak29]

Use super glue!

[nahor88]

Try using heat...

^_^

[ssbb522]

tht place tht cassandra put the sword in is in soul caliber 2!

[DarkWave11]

Cassandra would make an awesome basketball player

SLAM DUNK!

[bluerubyvideos]

LOL. Sophitia looks like a barbie doll!

[metalsoniclovah9]

lol "I DONT KNOW HOW TO FIX IT..."

[FashionableMiki]

somebody's in trouble, ha ha ha ha ha!

[Lufty25]

Cassandra has been naughty

[soulstealer450]

cassandra act your age

[FXRevoKiller]

try  welding hahaha

[prototype0013]

hahahahaha

[ChidoriRaseng]

Lol i wodner if they had super glue back then lol. If they did she shld have used it XD

[RUNESCAPEPWNS2]

LMAO i hate cassandra for being so cheap so that last part made me laugh my ass off.

[alekis15]

T_T I dont know how to fix it... Cassandra is awesome!

[KingdomHeartsKeeper]

She did the same gasp three times! What?!

... lmao.

[Tails48]

π i dont know how to fix it! lollololol

[Tails48]

whats ta command?

[nzone4]

did u try super glue?

[JohnRichard1991]

aww, that's so mean!

[deidarafan1123]

That a beautyful ending beautyful then raphael's ending she's smart and cool and raphael mmmmmmmmm......... a stupid blond not cool asshole who acts like tobi

[jjaszczesny]

T_T I dont know how to fix it...

[Voldo1669]

Auch . What a Hit !

[myasukai]

lol "i don´t know how to fix it!!" and she looked like she knew what she was doing

[Demyxsbabe2]

i love Cassandra. she's awesome!

[MikeandCass]

I Love Cassandra so much! She is the love of my life.

[blahmaen]

Haw haw haw!

Nice ending.

[MissRora]

*laughs at her misfortune*

[Efilgigi]

take this *BANG* pwoned

[Montag80]

MY NAME IS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA!

[bullseye430]

lol hahaha that was even funnier than the first end

[thetempun]

she doesnt know how to fix it XD XP

[phoenixwright1996]

*cassandra fixes the sword and it falls in half*

"i dont know how to fix it!" XD

[phoenixwright1996]

sorry i accidently made a typo in my last comment -_-.

[phoenixwright1996]

oops nevermind i didnt make a typo