@bradjbourgeois73 I real;ly dont understand when kids say they dont like Reagan. You appear to be way too young to have been around when Reagan was in office. Any and all opinions you have on him are purely someone elses that you have latched on to.
@MickScarborough I am 38 years old, not a kid. Reagan sold out our democracy to the highest bidder. When he took office the US was the greatest creditor nation in the world, after 30 years of his failed economic policies we are now the biggest debtor nation in the world! Under the disguise of his "war on drugs" (originally from Nixon, but enhanced by the gipper) he has turned a free nation into a police state! If you don't understand that is something not to like you are hopeless.
@bradjbourgeois73 Your right, you can have an opinion on the french revolution by studying it. Not by living in a bubble during the time frame. I still live in Allentown Pa., Billy Joel wrote an interesting song about the place during the Reagan years.
The talking snake is NOTHING compared to the ULTIMATE suspension of disbelief:
An anthropomorphic all-knowing, all-powerful being was in existence before the most elemental of particles. He created EVERYTHING, but he existed before anything was created, which means he comes out of nowhere and is made of nothing.
Christians don't believe the world is 12k years old, that's crazy! They believe it's 6k years old:) Sunday, oct 23, 4004bc was the day god rested. Why did god create the world towards the end of the year? Wouldn't it have made more sense to create the world on Jan 1?
the fact that god had to rest should be your first clue to the truth. All powerful god needed to rest and why would it take one day to create the universe but six to make the earth, god created the universe out of nothing but he needs mud to make adam and a rib to make eve. If i were god i would make people born with the knowledge of god to prevent wars and arguing , i just came up with a plan better than god, witch is more proof he doesn't exist. - be good cuz u are good - not for fear of hell
@upupsteru You know you are dealing with Christians here, right? These are people who believe they know more than the most educated people in the fields and you want them to figure out that god shouldn't have needed a rest or why he could create the universe ex nihilo but needed a rib to create a woman? You have too much faith in these people:)
@christo930 (SIGH) Yeah I guess your right. Logical thinking has no place in religion; just like Religion has no place in education. I'm glad You're awake though.
Man kind has had Thousands of gods that are no longer believed in........ They just have one more to go.
@patrickledford420 But that's just the thing, they don't all believe in the exact same number. Some believe 6000, some 10000, some 12000 and so on... They're pulling the numbers out of their asses and expect others to take their word for it.
@macroheart. We are his prized creations? Then why did he allow a talking snake to convince us of betraying him? What kind of short sighted dim-wit would create a forbidden tree, a truth telling talking snake and ultra impressionable, treacherous humans...all in one place? Its an accident waiting to happen! If this is his best attempt at a new world, he'd be fucking fired under my watch
i dont really get what ur saying here? Are u trying to defend a god figure here? if so, then you've already highlighted his complete lack of consistency and capability. he created everything and everyone apparently....yet he was fooled into doing something as you say. who fooled him, himself? something or someone that he created? are u saying that he knows all, is everywhere and is all powerful....but he was fooled by much lesser beings? my point still stand if this is so....
@paledave Well, there are more than 2500 prophecies in the Bible and they have all come true to date to its exactness, because only God knows the future. The Bible is 100% true, and it also tells us God created everything in existance. He doesn't mention dinosaurs, but then again he doesn't mention dogs either, in the creation, because it wasn't specific. We're his prized creation during the 6 days, so I can't tell you if dinosaurs were real but I can tell you it's not important that they were.
@macroheart Last reply and still on the subject of dinosaurs. If the world is 6 or 12 thousand years old and there where dinosaurs you'd think they would have to be mentioned. There is nothing special about any of us, grow up, your religion is the wishful thinking of a spiritual coward.
@paledave You're right. I'm a coward. I am dead afraid of God and the power he has over my destiny. If he wants, he can ignore me and have Satan have a whirl at me like he did on Job. He could throw me in hell if he wanted. But he is righteous, loving, and just. He cannot be wicked it's impossible. It says 6 days but also in the Bible it says one day to God is 1000 years of man. This could mean time doesn't matter to him, and I believe it was 6 days but who knows, til you can go to heaven to ask
@paledave I will be praying for you however, and I pray that he would break through your hardened heart. God bless you brother, I wish nothing but the best for you.
@adlerbr12 Actually brother, Paul tells the Romans that God gave them up to their lusts, He gave up on giving them the gift of repentance and let them burn up in their lusts, or suffer the consequences like depression, physical damage, STDs, etc. If you read other parts of the Bible other than the ones evolutionists tell you to read and close the book, you'd see how many chances they get for salvation. But he requires repentance, meaning to turn away from(sin).
He's not funny.
Memoria777 3 months ago
As much as I dislike Reagan, I don't think he was that religious.
bradjbourgeois73 4 months ago
@bradjbourgeois73 I real;ly dont understand when kids say they dont like Reagan. You appear to be way too young to have been around when Reagan was in office. Any and all opinions you have on him are purely someone elses that you have latched on to.
MickScarborough 4 months ago
@MickScarborough I am 38 years old, not a kid. Reagan sold out our democracy to the highest bidder. When he took office the US was the greatest creditor nation in the world, after 30 years of his failed economic policies we are now the biggest debtor nation in the world! Under the disguise of his "war on drugs" (originally from Nixon, but enhanced by the gipper) he has turned a free nation into a police state! If you don't understand that is something not to like you are hopeless.
bradjbourgeois73 4 months ago
@bradjbourgeois73 Your right, you can have an opinion on the french revolution by studying it. Not by living in a bubble during the time frame. I still live in Allentown Pa., Billy Joel wrote an interesting song about the place during the Reagan years.
DouglasEBeers 3 months ago
The talking snake is NOTHING compared to the ULTIMATE suspension of disbelief:
An anthropomorphic all-knowing, all-powerful being was in existence before the most elemental of particles. He created EVERYTHING, but he existed before anything was created, which means he comes out of nowhere and is made of nothing.
Grafight23 7 months ago
It seemed so plausible... Aaaaa!!!!!
mouthyweasel 8 months ago 3
Let's be honest; without religion, we wouldn't have funny shit like this
The whole "& Jesus sent him to Scotland" part is one of the best jokes ever XD
Richard Dawkins: The smartest comedian on Earth today
Tarynus 10 months ago
Wonderful stuff. Thanks for putting this together.
2932AV8 1 year ago
"Every prayer ends with, Ahhh MEN!" lol
JabberCT 1 year ago 2
Christians don't believe the world is 12k years old, that's crazy! They believe it's 6k years old:) Sunday, oct 23, 4004bc was the day god rested. Why did god create the world towards the end of the year? Wouldn't it have made more sense to create the world on Jan 1?
christo930 1 year ago
the fact that god had to rest should be your first clue to the truth. All powerful god needed to rest and why would it take one day to create the universe but six to make the earth, god created the universe out of nothing but he needs mud to make adam and a rib to make eve. If i were god i would make people born with the knowledge of god to prevent wars and arguing , i just came up with a plan better than god, witch is more proof he doesn't exist. - be good cuz u are good - not for fear of hell
upupsteru 7 months ago
@upupsteru You know you are dealing with Christians here, right? These are people who believe they know more than the most educated people in the fields and you want them to figure out that god shouldn't have needed a rest or why he could create the universe ex nihilo but needed a rib to create a woman? You have too much faith in these people:)
christo930 7 months ago
@christo930 (SIGH) Yeah I guess your right. Logical thinking has no place in religion; just like Religion has no place in education. I'm glad You're awake though.
Man kind has had Thousands of gods that are no longer believed in........ They just have one more to go.
:)
upupsteru 7 months ago
Funny as hell, I loved it. Another video to send to my Jesus freak Uncle.
darklordjeht1984 1 year ago
Comedy and religion ,A marriage made in heaven
Radicalindifference 1 year ago 2
@Radicalindifference and like any marriage they absolutely get of at the expense of the other and argue till death due they part
5H4K490 1 year ago
hicks was off a little, they (some) actually beleive the world is only 6,000 years old, 12,000 is better but still massively dumb
patrickledford420 1 year ago
@patrickledford420 But that's just the thing, they don't all believe in the exact same number. Some believe 6000, some 10000, some 12000 and so on... They're pulling the numbers out of their asses and expect others to take their word for it.
byteresistor 1 year ago
@macroheart. We are his prized creations? Then why did he allow a talking snake to convince us of betraying him? What kind of short sighted dim-wit would create a forbidden tree, a truth telling talking snake and ultra impressionable, treacherous humans...all in one place? Its an accident waiting to happen! If this is his best attempt at a new world, he'd be fucking fired under my watch
gingerjuice123 1 year ago
@gingerjuice123
God was fooled into this "teach the controversie" stuf and let humans make up their own mind.
ryonalionthunder 1 year ago
@ryonalionthunder
i dont really get what ur saying here? Are u trying to defend a god figure here? if so, then you've already highlighted his complete lack of consistency and capability. he created everything and everyone apparently....yet he was fooled into doing something as you say. who fooled him, himself? something or someone that he created? are u saying that he knows all, is everywhere and is all powerful....but he was fooled by much lesser beings? my point still stand if this is so....
gingerjuice123 1 year ago
@gingerjuice123
No I was making a referancing joke to the 'teach the controversie" line of reasoning among creationists to try and teach lies to children.
We are not buying it but god did and we see the result his perfect creation was tricked by the lies.
Hench why 'teach the controversie' is a bad idea.
in a nutshell it was a joke too far fetched i guess.
ryonalionthunder 1 year ago
so good...
crankycactus 1 year ago
LOL these comedians are MORONS! :D
Hail Lord JESUS CHRIST!!
macroheart 1 year ago
@macroheart lol, you did not see any part of this video did you?
NathanWubs 1 year ago
@NathanWubs of course I did, how else would I have been able to formulate an opinion about them?
macroheart 1 year ago
@macroheart I have one word for you: Dinosaurs?
paledave 1 year ago
@paledave And I have one word in return for you: Prophecy
macroheart 1 year ago
@macroheart Vague to point of meaninglessness. Still haven't answered Bills question.
paledave 1 year ago
@paledave Well, there are more than 2500 prophecies in the Bible and they have all come true to date to its exactness, because only God knows the future. The Bible is 100% true, and it also tells us God created everything in existance. He doesn't mention dinosaurs, but then again he doesn't mention dogs either, in the creation, because it wasn't specific. We're his prized creation during the 6 days, so I can't tell you if dinosaurs were real but I can tell you it's not important that they were.
macroheart 1 year ago
@macroheart Last reply and still on the subject of dinosaurs. If the world is 6 or 12 thousand years old and there where dinosaurs you'd think they would have to be mentioned. There is nothing special about any of us, grow up, your religion is the wishful thinking of a spiritual coward.
paledave 1 year ago
@paledave You're right. I'm a coward. I am dead afraid of God and the power he has over my destiny. If he wants, he can ignore me and have Satan have a whirl at me like he did on Job. He could throw me in hell if he wanted. But he is righteous, loving, and just. He cannot be wicked it's impossible. It says 6 days but also in the Bible it says one day to God is 1000 years of man. This could mean time doesn't matter to him, and I believe it was 6 days but who knows, til you can go to heaven to ask
macroheart 1 year ago
@paledave I will be praying for you however, and I pray that he would break through your hardened heart. God bless you brother, I wish nothing but the best for you.
macroheart 1 year ago
Bill is wrong , the bible does say to kill gays.
ROMANS 1:26-27 - Paul says that lesbians and homosexuals deserve death.
adlerbr12 1 year ago
@adlerbr12 Actually brother, Paul tells the Romans that God gave them up to their lusts, He gave up on giving them the gift of repentance and let them burn up in their lusts, or suffer the consequences like depression, physical damage, STDs, etc. If you read other parts of the Bible other than the ones evolutionists tell you to read and close the book, you'd see how many chances they get for salvation. But he requires repentance, meaning to turn away from(sin).
macroheart 1 year ago
lol, Dawkings is awesome.
SirGriefALot 2 years ago
this is totally random, but the "we the people" part looks like "weiße people" (white people) when you read it in german...
chaomonga 2 years ago 2
@chaomonga How did you make that symbol?
TheInfernalSpark 2 years ago
i use a european keyboard.
chaomonga 2 years ago
Prangster God.....
vivalaleta 2 years ago
the believe its 6000 years old
pierceme1 2 years ago
nice video, but where is PT.2?
frenzyon88 2 years ago 26
Good job Andre!! Great edit to make the point. "Then he goes right down in my estimation, he's not a bright guy"! I love that shit!!!
JstNEarthling 2 years ago
"What a big fucking lizard Lord" CLASSIC!! xD
KanameKuranTB 2 years ago 28
GOD DAMN !!! I miss Bill Hicks !!!
jimrbsn 3 years ago 6
Bill Maher was fantastic in that, and it was brilliant to see him coax Richard Dawkins out of his shell.
'Ahh, well then he's not a bright guy and he's gone right down in my estimation'
Brilliant. I loved that bit. RESPECT Mr Dawkins.
Lpoolboy 3 years ago
Nice compilation. :)
bdf2718 3 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ★★★★★
Katalyzt 3 years ago
thanks for this post, great vid, so funny
Pavarotti4eva 3 years ago 2
gotta love George Carlin, thanks for the upload!
santan25 3 years ago 3
Thanks for posting buddy. Hilarious!
ILYIAB 3 years ago