Don't Die Dateless! (Part 1)

[misterbig97]

So that 4-asterisk censored word was ass? O.O What else do I not know?

[MrNewVegas44]

That dude is my role model

[dhj0411]

hmmmmm..... magic or girls?

[panda4232]

lol chilled just think about it for a second.

"going to drop the kids off at the pool"

he was going to the bathroom to "drop the kids off at the pool"

think about it..

;)

[RaptorEvilable]

Check out TheSoadens gameplay of this! Its funny as shit. :)

Chilled still kicks major ass though :)

[HerbstPacania]

hey... my name is steve :(

[xChaoTicBomBz]

@HerbstPacania dont worry, my name is freddie, lol jks

[M3vinOfficial]

How can the number be under mom? As Mom starts with a M and Lia with a L. lol.

[deoxys199]

DID VADIMGOD CREATE THIS BECAUSE ITS SIMILAR

[kyozpsycho]

my dads friends name was steve he invited us to the middle of nowhere to go camping then got drunk and puked on my aunt... steves are creepy

[DTN1029]

fuck i hate it. every girl is at least above average ...

[Samacel]

Wait aren't all these menu sounds from PES 08 or something?

[Renektin]

Ichigo's room out of bleach? (:

[ajmax1992]

Why would Lia be under Mom?

L comes before M...

[daisyel2356]

@ajmax1992 Shh. Just abandon all logic and enjoy the video.

[Showmetotheexit]

Chilled, at times I thank the gods (more then one) that I found your vids. :)

[marioman2161]

@Showmetotheexit The nine divines?

[Showmetotheexit]

10? She's a F--king 20! O_O

[Ty8011]

Nice reference @ 4:40 there chilled

[talkz1238]

haha masturbation joke

[gingerninja1239]

4 people need to die

[DarkMatter248]

Slut

[Nyuugen]

Ha, backgrounds are free-to-use backgrounds...

[silverstar8001]

play shira oka it is good 4 u

[silverstar8001]

wow the game just started and u already failed 

[thegodlikefiend]

Let's just say my name is steve. thanks chaos : '(

[conker156]

LOL I CANT WATCH THIS CHILLED ITS TOO FUNNY XD I will die from not being able to breath

[KGhaleon]

What the...music toward the end is from Kevin macleod, guess this really is a fan game.

[FacePalmofEpic]

why does this seem like how the indie developer wasted his life on mmorpgs

[ProGarence1]

WHO IS UNDER 18 Year Old pls Change Video Thank You

[caitlinbear]

How is "Lia" under "Mom" ?? O.o

What the alphabet.... 

[asianchris1121]

I guess you are creepy and perverted enough to buy this game. LOL

[ohnoyoudidnt29]

I have never laughed so much

[iPoopTech]

I would like a beer to chase me



[penguinluigi]

I'm guessing this is not avalible for ? please tell me I'm wrong.

[KillerSam13]

slut end

[BadOmenYourWay]

i bought this game without even playing the trial lol. I thought it was acually pretty fun. Sim date kinda game.

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

So thats why all of Marrik's henchmen are named Steve O_O

[Sammyshel]

my principals name is steve, and hes a creep and an ass

[craze647]

DAAAMN, she's cute.

[sonicssbb7591]

lol best voice acting 

[xXbutters1234]

Holy shit.. this was made by an /a/non..

MAKE THIS FOR THE PC! FUCK CRIPPLE SIM!!

[TenThousandWaffles]

Best end to a video ever "Slut."

[MakingLetsplayMachin]

wow 22.1 gb i guess playing to many sex games comes bad for you memory

[ShirosakiX]

FUCK YOURE A WIZARD UNCLECREE

[welshslayer]

I don't see what's so bad about becoming a wizard.

[KnightOfZero00]

@welshslayer

Becoming a wizard shows that you're a 30 year old virgin.

[bonnoraid]

my name is steven... you poop!

[AGamerVids]

$3 for 3 videos? Not bad.

[droid521]

...got my first kiss when i was 9, still friends with the girl

[OVERLORDofAWSUM]

hilarious

[RushTheHedgehog1000]

My dad's name is Steve... He died in Afghanistan... What the fuck Chilled... ;(

[Basgimmie]

by the way

Sopa would forbid this !!!

STOP THE INTERNET FROM BEING RAPED !

[AGamerVids]

@Basgimmie Btw, SOPA's dead, stop worrying about it and focus on the other bills that would do the same thing.

[Basgimmie]

yeah... steve is ze`s name

wonder if he watches right now...

[randomgamesdotpoop]

My friends name is Steve fudgeface

[Mrman456378]

steve the creeper... ironic

[SSJSuperMario]

This is so... Japanese.

[PandaKewn]

@SSJSuperMario No, flags were not shown.

This is so American, making fun of Japanese, but being horribly off.

[HomogeneusMuffin]

im a girl and if a boy says hi to my and i dont know him, we will probably end up dating the next week or somthing...

[0Letten0]

@HomogeneusMuffin Hi

[TheBigJuggernautNoob]

@HomogeneusMuffin well hello then ;D

[SuperVitorKing11]

@HomogeneusMuffin hi 8D XD

[hatguy9000]

This game looks like the ones at newgrounds mature section....

[dude6243]

@hatguy9000 not all of those are like this...

[Grievousish]

I think Chilled had about 8 coffee's before he recorded this. He seemed way to high strung.

[rainbowdeathbox]

@Grievousish Chilled is pretty much always like that.

[RkoByTheViper]

"Right under MOM" L comes before M...

[shadowprince4EVER]

@RkoByTheViper depends on what order the contacts are organized,

[PUNCHD0NKEY]

SLUT. lol

[kingblake777]

haha i didnt think you would buy it! this is so funny

[Youaintgotshtonme]

Bets ending.

Ohhh. So your loose girl but never had a boyfriend. Slut. -kind of cut off at the end- just the way he said it. I LOLed.

[sonybajor12]

hahhaha

[TheBruteforce0]

ok... so my friend's name is steve and he is very creepy. he acts like a rapist/child molester. help me.

[EpiczzWTF]

I read chilleds description before watching

[ZOOMTheGamer]

This reminds me of MaF Games on newground Nope I know them because of my friend

[lolfails42]

lol you bought it

[JVIazRamen]

Shouldn't it be above MOM ?

[KenzakiLelouch]

Steve from Minecraft

[whazaa858]

When he asked for a creepy name I instantly thought of "Steve".

[Flyboyz908]

College books are expensive fuck Chilled

[Tanador680]

IT CAN SEE MY FUTURE!!!!!!11111

1:15

[koreymaster]

best ending ever

[360scatman]

but...but my name is steve im not creepy

[mrcjuranty]

mtTMlcKY

[TheAJ279]

These kinda games are addictive aren't they chilled? They give you the trial and then get sucked in and end up paying a shit load of money.

[MADMOOSE26]

3 DOLLARS?! that Lia bitch owes you a blowjob Chilled, this is an outrage

[MrPhantom237]

0:31 Woah *unzips pants* lets get off that awww

[megazero713]

My name is Steve, and I am SO offended.

[rainbowdeathbox]

@megazero713

[RetardedDreams]

@megazero713 U have a awkward name

[megazero713]

@RetardedDreams HEY hey hey... No need to make fun of it. D:

[killkill123100]

if i was steve in 14:19 i would say "hey dont feel so bad (in low voice) i never had a girlfriend so i know how you feel

[mrwolfman109]

I will take a phrase from one of my favorite lp'rs i forgot his name though so deal with it! anyway:What...What is this.....IT'S A DATING SIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[spiderfanmail]

i dont know why but the games you play are more interesting then when you were with the creatures

[MiningInTheAttic]

Steve is Ze's name shortened.... and my name shortened in english. WTF Bro

[ShawtyGirlXO]

you sound like a mix of South Park characters :) that's cool!!

[MrPersonGuy1000]

12:35 STEVE: *says Ellie's lines* Ellie: *Says STEVE's line* Me: Da fuck?

[zZDanthraxZz]

XD last word of the episode "slut"

[SuperAwesomePimp]

HAHAHA, you asked if the professor was HARD XD

[ADTRFan456]

Chilled = The master on how to get to that PUSSSAYYYY

[Pein9999999]

OH BOY

[Imbarcelona1]

LOL

[MrStubert21]

Sweet Im going to be a wizard in fives years time, epic.....stu.....

[slyfan003]

now you say that steve from minecraft creepy is , it is actually

[komsimkom]

Is this japaness porn?

[HAYDNBBH]

Dropping the kids of at the pool = doing a shit

[ViciousKitteh47]

This game is amazing :S

[iamtheNoNamer]

I tried to click on Part 2 but it said to" Buy the Full Game" :[

[ViciousKitteh47]

@iamtheNoNamer xD!

[SeraphSonata]

9:15 LOL

[ikarifiles]

It's hard to look in their eyes when the subtitles are on the their chest.

[TheGrasshugger]

I've never seen him that into a game before

[luckyleprachaun7]

It's for the greater good that you bought this game, Chilled. The greater good.

[southparkinem]

I like how the video ends with you saying "slut"

[MidnightNinja69]

chilled playing a japanese dating sims.......HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AH playa playa!!!!

[pancakebot3000]

Chilled at3:05 kids = shit pool=toilet

[DragonFire61100]

The menu screen girl has nice boobs.

[MrHiddenwolf1]

my dads and brothers name is steve

[shaggy2y]

It's a awsome game

[MrCheddahcheese]

Lol.... Last word.... "slut" hahaha

[MegaBoris1994]

this series is amazing

[iluvfuz]

NOOO YOU WERE OUTSMARTED BY CAPITALISTS!

[ZedExZed]

sorry Ze, you're creepy

[vesper2020]

I lol'd

[flooboo1502]

...chilled did not get the joke in the bathroom...

[ArtMasterFrylock]

I love the name Steve...:(

[OzoneRangerz]

Huh read the thumbnail so fast thought it said Don't Die Panteless! lol

[LolBroccoli]

14:28

SLUT

[night0044]

Best Last Word EVER!!!

[comedymuskateers]

isnt L before M? haha

[hbao47]

last word...."slut" LOL

[MIKEY20005]

Wow chilled u sucker u bought the game !! Hahah lolz

[MrNinjakob]

You"f***ed the pooch?"

[nicksayswatzup]

"Drop off the kids in the pool" is definitely a masturbation joke...

[Codcraft187]

@nicksayswatzup It's a poop joke, you know dropping things into water. I used to say it all the time

[zezezo1010]

IT MEANS TO POOP SILLY

[Goldhugz]

Chilled you better talk to that girl IRL again :P

[Grimjow1321]

Chilled has started to get addicted to Ecchi games, and will become a Hikkikomori, well at lest we will get more videos from him but he will never again fell the warmth of the sun.

[acejr13]

Your not the only one who downloads weird indy game shit I do it sometimes if I have the money

[QwimpySoft]

His game list has been scarred.

[agodofotaku]

Our god of bishoujo conquest chilledchaos

[xXNinjashroomXx]

@MamaLuigi7154 and @ChilledN0va you guys know that Steve is short for Steven right?

[TheMO62]

so like dude

u need to buy prank call on indie game thing

its pretty epic

and a good game to do videos on i think

so pllllease dude

[xBL00DSOLDIERx]

you have a connection with someone who you purposely gave a creepy name...

[RhinestoneEyes97]

I like how Chilled was talking about how he was saying the same thing to a girl yesterday. It made me giggle. X3

[vietBOY50444]

DA DAMN SHE'S CUTE!LOLOL

[OkamiGoddess1]

Dang Females expect more things for guys then guys expect from women and Im a female 2!

[iPWNnobs]

xXNinjashroomXx yeah that is Ze's name.

[TheBoba01]

WHOA NOW CHILLED, NSFW TAG PLEASE!

[lurkingspark]

When you went "whats a creepy name?" in my head i went "Steve", and then you went "Steve" - Felt like we connected. mentally - no homo

[CriousGamers]

@lurkingspark I feel that...we are cool

[TheMrGreeneggsandham]

@CriousGamers this.... is.... amazing....

[mikea556]

@CriousGamers omg... me too, its like we are brothers and we should prolly bang or something....

[Deathbringer3557]

@mikea556 Hot.

[bslol1]

@CriousGamers uhm...isn't ze's name steve?

[WhatArePrawnBalls]

@bslol1 Its Steven but close enough

[kratos447]

@WhatArePrawnBalls yes but his friends call him steve

[GuitarMan2110]

@bslol1 Yes it is.. i have him on skype... but yeah its steven

[player1ishere]

@bslol1 its steven

[RetardedDreams]

@bslol1 Yeap its still awkward

[kratos447]

@CriousGamers so you think ze is a creep

[MrSeniortaco2]

@CriousGamers you both have 69 likes. it's like you're connected.

[MrChannelReview]

@CriousGamers I did the same thing the only difference was mine felt full homo.

[juaniusm]

Hi Chilled, well remember when i asked you if you could be my biology tutor... well what i didn't say was that i'm only a freshmen in high school...sooo will you accept?

[blackghost1791]

lol this is hilarious steve the creeper