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  • I love Salamence OwO

  • Wow if some group says Salamence is too powerful they obviously never use ice Pokemon or Ice beam. Such armatures.

  • @MrDanials1 its not just some group Smogon is THE number one group for competitive battlers evident as a large number of people who are on smogon make it to the vgc nationals and worlds every year. This isn't like Serebii or some third rate group full of hackers saying it was broken. Btw this is old it shouldn't even be taken seriously anymore since its OU in gen 5 again.

  • Garchomp deserves to be in the uber tier because:

    1) It has an above average HP

    2) It has a great attack stat

    3) It's defense is above average

    4) It's speed is unique

    5) it has access to swords dance, which doubles it's attack stat when used

    Even without Swords Dance, it is still too strong to be considered in the OU tier. But Salamence doesn't deserve to be an uber because it has mediocre defense stats and is outrunned and OHKO'd by many other dragon types.

  • Fortunately for Hitler, he became too distraught over the Gen 4 calamity and committed suicide before Generation 5 came to German shores, sparing him to horrors and grotesqueness of the future of Pokemon.

  • "What's next?! Kingdra becoming Uber?!"

    Poor, poor Hitler... (Yes, I know it was a Drizzle+SS ban, but Kingdra was the one who started it.)

  • I guess Hittler, is the better Salamance as that i have saw UEHakjaSEKJASKJAkejaeasas

  • Aren't ALL pseudo legendaries banned from competitions already, INCLUDING Hitler's Salamence AND his opponent's Dragonite????

  • I think Hitler is... uberreacting.

  • ** Stella used Ice Beam! **

    (It's super effective!)

    (100% damage to Salamence)

    ** Salamence fainted! **

  • excuse me hitler, you will be happy to know that salamence is OU again :)

  • well salamence isnt uber anymore

  • Who the fuck is smogon and why doesn't he have a life?

  • @Croak80 Smogon is Koffing lawl.

  • @Croak80

    Not knowing means you have a sex life my friend...Ballz to you dear amigo! Ballz to you :D.

  • @tehjefey X''DDD u have no idea bro

  • I just thought of this...wouldn't competitive gameplay be better if there weren't tiers because then you wouldn't know what to expect? And it takes real skill to go up against something completely random and win... Seriously I get real annoyed when people call me an uber abuser because I choose the pokemon I want.

  • @kilerseven Yeah, it would be a bit unfair if someone turns up with an Absol and a Golem and you pull out Arceus and Kyogre though.

  • @rushee123 And therein lies the challenge...How to effectively those these Pokemon against such Legendaries like them?

    Tourneyfags will always find a way to whine and bitch if something isn't the way they want it. This is also why Brainman is still alive...If it were up to good ol' Bill O'Reilly, He would've been trolled and publically humiliated a LOOOONG time ago.

  • @kilerseven that would be completely horrible for competitive gameplay. if you can use whatever then competitive people will bring 6 uber to every game and then to win you have to bring a team with uber.tiers are for competitive players so if you are going up against a competitive player and they say something like ou match and you accept you should follow it. however if you are playing your friend then by all means use whatever you what. tiers are needed only for competitive battle

  • @kilerseven if you want to use whatever pokemon you want then play ubers, where every pokemon is fair game. tiers are needed for competitive balance.

  • salamence is a beast with moxie

  • Can someone please tell me what is an uber?

  • @Sneaky1711 uber is a pokemon/ability that is broken and can only be beaten by another uber. common ubers would be garchomp or a speed boost blaziken

  • it makes me want to use a 999+ stat glitched eevee named "FY SMOGON" against them

  • isn't dragonite an Uber too?

  • I hate smogon. i think you should be able to use any pokemon you wish because we all bought the pokemon game and so we should be able to do whatever we want with it, wether it is using salamence or any other uber pokemon. we never paid money for a game to be limited on what we can do.

  • @Saren847 It's not like smogon's tiers are inforced unless your playing something with smogon tiers.

  • @Saren847 The Tiers are for competitive battlers that mostly battle over wifi. The Uber tier makes the METAgame more fair and enjoyable. IF i wanted to battle online, salamence would be on like every team because he is so broken with his MIxed capabilities and large movepool, most teams had 1 or 2 pokemon just for countering salamence. Banning him for Competetive players is a smart choice.

    But for battling your friends, nobody is stopping you or judging you. Play with arceus for all we care

  • @Saren847 well by that logic i should be allowed to run a spiritomb with wonderguard and 999 stats because i bought an action replay. tiers are for competitive balance. play ubers if you dont want to follow tires as everything is allowed in ubers.

  • tiers are only there yo make the game fair, salamence should be in ou though

  • Uber pokemon should be able to hang with the likes of dialga, darkrai, mewtwo, palkia, giratina(both formes) and rayquaza. Salamence, Skymin, and Garchomp cant do that

  • @Grumpycantelopes skymin and chomp can play well in ubers. mence not so much

  • please, salamence can be easily killed with 1 hit, he's too frail, and smogon can't deal with him? aren't they supposed to be experts? lol, HITLER TELLS THE TRUTH!!!!

  • Smogon DO provide alot of useful infomation on constructing a team, but I don't follow their damn rules, I do whatever the hell I want to my team.

    Salamence is VERY counterable, and even with Rayquaza or Dragonite hanging around.

  • This is the first time I agree with Adolf Hitler.

    I love Smogon's movesets, but their tiers are ridiculous. I hate how any dumb bitch can whine about losing to a Pokemon online and suddenly make it into an uber

  • I'm confused, I though that " uber " meant cool ?

    What are OU & UU ?

  • @MusicMan53100

    OU - Over Used

    UU - Under Used

  • dragon dance pfft what a useless shit u use that and a friggin buneary uses ice beam on ur ass and u go bb

  • The owner of Smogon is called James.

  • FUCK SMOGON ! EVERY1 WHO HATES IT SHOULD JOIN THE ANTI-SMOGON TEAM AT: antismogon.webs.com , Together we will defeat smogon!!!

  • @ticsanmurio LOOOL I love people start to cry and bitch, just cause you cant use a Pokemon that can sweep team with 1 stat up. LOL go cry me a river and learn to use skill, not base all your hopes on uber dragons AHHAHAHA

  • @luckycandy101 dude who said a thing about a dragon im just saying i hate smnogon i havent even eved a salamence so go fuck urself smogoner, smogon sucks it makes the game more stressing with this tiers shitty thing, there should only be legendaries like dialga and stuff in ubers and there should only 2 tiers Uber and Normal, Nuff said

  • @ticsanmurio wow kid! You went full retard didnt you? The metagame would be shit if it wasnt for tiers. LOL garchomp vs ferde'fetch thats fair!!!. we need these rules to keep balance retard. because pokemon with 600 base stats wouldnt be faing a pkm. And if you get stressed over tiers either your a complete retard, or really shit at the game or both. Lastly writing "Nuff said"?? Lol what are you an 8 year old, who goes on 4chan to troll? fucking fag go home kid and take your fail with you.

  • @luckycandy101

    well, I think that if you wanna use "farde'fetch" you can always play UU, we like the OU metagame as it is and we don't want some anoying site to change it. you know, since they made salamence a uber I need now to rebuild all my team. talking about fair and balance.

  • @Hatim1Niz Your team shouldnt have to rely on 1 pokemon, and if you remove it your whole team and strategy is messed up. That proves the pokemon is uber because if you remove it whole team is crippled to the point of changing

  • @luckycandy101

    I didn't mean myteam relyedon it it's justthat it was the only pokemonwho could well perform the role I was giving to it mixmence, now it's removed I neeed to replace it with a spe atq and direct atq wich means I need to remove another pokemon, and of course I need to make sure that I don't have a triple weakness. and all this is not that easy, besides I'm not complaining because they made a pokemon a uber, I think they should have done it from the very begi. like garchamp.

  • its funny because its true

  • Fuck You. 

  • This was probably the best decision Smogon ever made. There were four pokemon (Lati@s, Garchomp, and Salamence) who checked each other and shat on the rest of OU. They banned the broken pokes and OU wasn't too bad. Then in Gen V they looked up and said OMG I just got swept by a Blaziken, it's UBERSLOLZ.

  • LOL!!!!

  • @MsMegasly

    Smogon isn't a person. It's a website. Dumbfuck.

  • @clickplay42 Smogon is the German name of Koffing. Don't use that bad words/

    But yeah, it isn't a person...

  • @varkenskop1000 its the internet. if you dont like em then dont use em but you cant tell a anonymous voice what to do.:/

  • @siverhawkproductions Well, I use them, but not Dumbfuck -_-''

  • thats a shock i had a salamence since a child he still is my best pokemon.

    i dont smogon you suck gerk your just a loser ho gets sweeped by a magikarp

  • Tanto il prossimo ad essere bannato sarà Magikarp, a quel punto mi farò crescere i baffetti.

  • Fuck you, Smogon

  • I <3 Smogon.

  • Watch out. Next week, Magikarp becomes uber.

  • @Alphanumeric69 Why stop there? It's Super Uber in my opinion.

  • Who the hell puts 40hp evs on a weevile anyway!? Hahahahahahahaha!!!! XD

  • FUCK YOU SMOGON!!!!!

    You dicks think think your the shit!

    Well your not you didn't create pokemon!

    I use rule set forth by Pokemon and Nintendo not your crappy ass rules!

    So fuck you, your tiers, your rules, your crappy ads strategies, your impossible to navigate web site.

  • @GalladeGundam *GameFreak

  • Fuck Smogon rules, they didn't create Pokemon

  • I dont give a shit what smogon says, I use my team the way I want to!

  • @Lucario132639

    AMEN TO THAT MY BROTHER!

    Fuck you tourneyfags! Brainman is a fat little wuss. He can't even take out a Wobbuffet! PUSSY!

  • Wait till he learns about DW Blaziken being uber!

  • @sculp20 Wait till you learn Blaziken as a whole is uber!

  • lol at the end "SOMEONE GET ME A DAMN GARCHOMP"

    WULDA BEEN HILARIOUS

  • THIS IS SO PERFECT :D

  • lol salamance did go back to OU once fifth gen came out

  • They did fuck up 5th gen.

  • Smogon didnt pay £29.99 for my game, they can go fuck themselves.

  • @uzimakishadow They have a "rough list", which they use for tiers at the moment. All of the Pokemon that I mentioned to be not OU are all UU. They are high UU, but none of them are OU. Blaziken is very low down for obvious reasons, being banned a while before UU was calculated.

    On the Smogon forums, go to Smogon Community -> Dragonspiral Tower -> UU -> Gen V Initial UU (By JabbaTheGriffin)

  • @uzimakishadow Gee, I wonder why. Maybe because they have high Speed and Attack so people use them a lot, therefore since the tiers are based on usage (With the exception of BL & Ubers), they become OU. If you really want exceptions, then Zoroark, Zapdos, Jolteon, Aerodactyl and Ambipom are not OU.

    Also, 7 of the Top 10 Pokemon in OU have less than 100 Base Speed. I excluded Excadrill because of how popular Sandstorm teams are, and if you are using Excadrill you should be running Sandstorm.

  • Sorry smogon is ruining Gen 5 too!

  • Brilliant. : )

  • 2:48 For once, I agree with Hitler's statment.

  • Lol Smogon banned DW Bidoof and Remoraid. Fail. Those two don't even have enough BST's to abuse it in the first place.

  • @LapiZWarD Except for the fact that Moody changes Evasion as well. If you get +2 Evasion after using Protect, then that is completely game-changing.

  • @SteelPokemonFan

    It's still a Bidoof. Plus, you have a low chance of getting Evasion boosts, and you have a chance of constantly getting your accuracy decreased, which is the equivalent of your opponent getting an evasion boost. I can see the reasoning behind an evasion ban, but this?

    Speaking of Evasion boosts, considering how fast the metagame is now, I don't see the point of a DT / Minimize ban anymore. You're basically asking yourself to be set up on. Power creep nulls this now.

  • @LapiZWarD If you set up on a Pokemon who is using Minimize, then they will set up evasion as well, which makes it mostly about luck. Like BritScor but worse! Moody Bidoof would most likely be running Sub/Protect/Return/Waterfall, so after 4 Subs & Protects, you've gone through 8 turns, if you get no evasion boosts then your UNlucky. They would most likely not rely on Acc much.

    I saw a battle that lasted 42 turns. At the end, the stats were (+) 5 Atk, 3 Def, 5 SpA, 4 SpD, 5 Spe, 5 Acc, 6 Eva.

  • Imagine him founding out that blaziken is becoming uber...

  • LOL @ Hitler calling other people elitists. That part was great.

  • I never used Salamence anyway :P

  • Screw smogon

    I was reading which pokemon sucked in GEN 5 and I noticed how they said Haxorus sucks because of his speed.

    If thats the case THEN MAX HIS SPEED AND ATTACK EV's!That would make Him godlike with Dragondance. They make it sound like it is that hard. I was able to sweep so many people with Haxorus with Dragon Dance+Outrage

  • @azal8521 good luck against skarmory, fortress,excadrill and every choice scarfer in the 5th gen OU metagame. if your looking for a strong dragon type physcal or special attacker go with hydriegon or garchomp respectivly ( garchomp is unbanned in 5th gen ou for the time being) hydreigon packs coverage outside its STAB moves to hit many pokemon for super effective damage also life orb draco meteor has around the same power as a haxxorus outrage and garchomp is faster and gets all haxoruss moves

  • @azal8521

    Dude. You'd think they'd already know about EVs.

  • Y U NO BE IN MY LIFE SOONER?

  • Salamence went Uber? Since when? Wasn't Ice Shard enough of a counter for it?

  • wait heatran and jirachi arent ubers?

  • Waaaaait a minute... Salamence is banned, but Heatran is OK??

    I smell a cheater...

  • this is just so genius all through out. all the hilarious lines match the scenes perfectly. amazing video!

  • It's scary how real this actually seems..

  • This is one of the greatest videos I have ever seen.

  • Sleep clause is for noobs. My proof? Smogon noobs in random matchup think everyone observes it! So what do I do? I ALWAYS Hypnosis twice in a row to check for Smogon noobs! THEY ALWAYS SWITCH OUT THE POKEMON I JUST PUT TO SLEEP! Since my Spiritomb has a Zoom Lens and PATHETIC Speed, the Hypnosis hits most of the time!

    Aww... Did the big, mean, Spiwitowmb huwt youw feewings, Smogoners? Did they bweak youw pwecious sweep cwause? Aww... Poow, poow... NOOBS!!!! MAN UP AND STOP DCing!

  • @Kingofcolor Who puts a zoom lens on a spiritomb, it needs the leftovers because it has only one resistance and a pathetic HP stat

  • @SSBMslash I do. I use Dream Eater to recover HP instead, since my target usually has more than enough HP to bring Rent-A-Mob back to full in one turn. You newbies are too busy worshiping Smogon to think for yourselves, so you don't think of creative movesets. Dream Eater on Spiritomb=creative because Smogon doesn't endorse it. Rest + +Sleep Talk + Eruption on Camerupt = creative (it works really well, too! I recently beat someone who tried to Sucker Punch me, since Sleep Talk ignores it!).

  • @Kingofcolor i like trying creative sets but the reason why they aren't used very often is because they are only useful in some situations and after a while the opponent can adapt to the strategy, besides smogon isn't stopping you, you are allowed to do whatever you want

  • @SSBMslash Thank you. Now remember: "don't knock it till you've tried it." Great policy for anything that isn't immoral. Last time I checked, Smogon doesn't set morals, even if they DO have a cult following.

  • 1:18-1:30 Something that was going through my mind while seeing Blaziken banned in OU simply because of Speed Boost. 2nd mistake Smogon does. (First being Salamence)

    Well, at least the ban of Swift Swin with Drizzletoad was good. (It was fucking ridiculous)

  • Gen 5 is out, and smogon is already being stupid :(

  • Lulz @ Smogon "making" yanmega UU which caused destruction in the lower tiers. Just goes to show you the maker of the video doesn't know how tiers actually work.

  • it's just dumb if youre german :D

  • @zzzrrr54

    just turn down the volume so u can just hear him mumbling.

    ...wait y am i speaking englisch?

  • yeah screw smogon those dumbasses made garchomp uber

  • no one uses Mence in 4th gen Uber and NOW, no one uses Mence in 5th gen lol

  • Why this video? Hitler's talking about the situation he had to deal with in 1945. The subtitle is about Salamence's Uberness and that Hitler is getting angry because of that, but he's shouting that everybody betrayed him, even the SS.

    That's the confusing thing for me.

    [German -> English is not my best, but English -> German^^]

    Salamence as Uber is such a fuck, even Weavile's able to OHKO it with Ice Shard... Garchomp - OK, but Salamence?

  • Pokemon sucks Digimons ass

  • It sucks really. My handmade salamence was rendered useless together with my team for this. Your video puts it in a pretty funny way too :)

    XD 'super uber tier'

    Check out my Hitler vid if you can ;)

  • Why do we follow Smogon again? it's not their game.

    I'll use whatever I want.

    I don't even use Salamence, I'm just saying, wi-fi isn't shoddy or whatever, it's not their game, that's all.

  • @DavetzWin

    So what? Who's forcing you to "follow Smogon"? They just happen to be very knowledgeable and organized, and therefore most competitive players abide by their rules.

  • @DavetzWin You don't have tiers on Wifi anyway and Smogon doesn't care about Wifi. Are you dumb or something?

  • anyone know the name of the actual movie?

  • hitler, sorry, but now dragonite is better than mence

  • @lapras6666 No way. Dragonite is going to be outsped by Salamence any day of the week, and he doesn't need to set up DD to take out another Dragon type.

  • @BaconBoy914 Umm, multi scale?

  • haha this is great

  • 3:45 Maybe, just maybe...

  • Hitler is already playing Pokemon for 60 years (before it was created) O.o

  • He could just use Dragonite

  • When someone has to turn to Naruto games you know shit is ain't right.

  • @Blaster097 hahhaaha same here...saw he fav it and now so am i

  • Lol so great.  Love all these spoofs.

  • @mtgxerxes Vietnamese pokemon crystal is funny also lol

  • the truth indeed is painfull...

  • Kingdra could be uber with Drizzle Politoed rampaging around.

    Better keep my eyes peeled for Super Uber tier.

  • smogon dropped the ball on this one

  • For once, I think Hitler's got the right idea

  • @ProPokePlayer that is how i spelled it, the s is possesive

  • Smogon: What are you using a salamence?

    Me: Yes, so?

    Smogon: Thats againts the rules

    Me: Screw your rules, I have green hair

  • omg, i think kingdra should be uber, with quagsires drizzle, you send a kingdra in, its almost invincible

  • - What's next, Kingra going to Uber? And then what, a Super-Uber tier?? - Best line so far

  • That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Just because they had a meeting on it and he was screaming. I know it was captioned but its soooo funny

  • i agree , smogon is crap

  • The only time I felt bad for hitler...

  • its cool the way uber is a genman word but it is left in german not english

  • What movie is this?

  • Did anyone else notice that as he called Smogon the

    "authority", he said "Stalin"?

  • SMOGONITES!!!!

  • I know im gonna sound really dumb by asking this but whats Smogon? Ive never heard of Smogon before.

  • @stevieFFmaster Its an online Competitive battling aid i guess you'd call it. (smogon.com) They are the most popular site in terms of rules and regulations for standard battles through wifi in terms of Tiers, what this is referring to is a decision they made a long while ago that put Salamence into the Uber (typically unusable) Tier which made many people happy (me) and many people upset (Hitler)

  • @AbyssmalAria Ah i see. Thanks for explaining.

  • Hitler can see his opponent's team before the match. Is he cheating?

    0:18-"It's alright, my Salamence can take down most of those Pokemon after it gets up a Dragon Dance."

  • I heard they're already planning on making that one fetus pokemon an uber right off the bat. God knows why...

  • @ed1222

    I doubt that.

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho You never know what Smogon will do next, amirite?

  • @ed1222

    @ed1222

    Well, Latias and Deoxys are now no longer UU...

    The green fetus Pokemon is low UU. It has a bit less Special Attack than Alakazam or Porygon - Z. Unlike the two of them, the fetus has good HP, but the Speed is forgettable and the Defenses are rather mediocre at most. Suicune, on the other hand, can do pretty much all that, except it has much more defensive prowess. And Suicune is actually UU in Generation 5... I've heard the fetus might go down to UU.

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho I love how we refer to it as "The Fetus"

  • @ed1222

    That's because we don't know how to refer to it by its real name.

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho The green fetus,AKA Reuniclus, is actually stupidly bulky. It can actually survive a T-tar's Crunch and just barely survive a CB Tar's Crunch and can OHKO back with a Focus Blast.

    It's one of the most used pokemon and is the new anti-metagame pokemon especially since its Trick Room set just destroys everything.

    Magic Guard makes it immune to all passive damage,including Life orb.

  • @Assasin1025

    Yes...but Ubers?

    Even Suicune is UU...

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho Suicune is OU.

  • @Assasin1025

    Gen 5?

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho The tiers aren't even defined...well, except Ubers, but that's just a banlist.

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho The tiers aren't defined yet. Only tier that IS defined is Ubers, but that's just a banlist.

    Salamence isn't Uber in Gen 5 either way, and is barely used anymore.

  • @Assasin1025

    The only new additions to Ubers are Reshiram and Zekrom?

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho The only previous Ubers that are no longer Uber:

    Wynaut, Wobbuffet, Dexoys-S, Deoxys-D, Salamence, Garchomp, Latios, Latias, and Mew.

  • @Assasin1025

    That's just OU meta, not Ubers.

    Lati@s isn't used in Ubers without Soul Dew anyway.

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho Nothing except Evasion moves and OHKO moves are banned in Ubers. What was the point of replying anyway?

  • @Assasin1025

    I don't think OHKO is banned in Gen 5.

    The point is that Reunicles can't be Ubers.

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho They are. I agree. Banning Reuniclus would be stupid.

  • @Assasin1025

    Who even CONSIDERED Reun would be Uber?

    That's even more preposterous than claiming Excadrill or Hydreigon.

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho Believe it or not, a lot of people do >.>

  • @Assasin1025

    As far as I'm concerned, Suicune is still UU.

  • @PhilosophicalPsycho Excadrill rapes shit under Sandstorm so bad. Im not surprised Excadrill was nominated as a suspect.

    Reun was lol tho.

  • @crazystarf

    Excadrill is good but I just handled one pretty easily a few minutes ago.

    Reun is undeniably powerful, comparable to Alakazam in Gen 2. It's very literally an inverse version of Alakazam.

  • @crazystarf

    Reun is more powerful than I thought.

    Excadrill is more easier to wall than I thought.