In The Name of the King, A Dungeon Siege Tale, In Two Minute

[DJDannyBacardi]

movies fuckin hilarious

[antiirony]

0:40 - 0:44 classic stuff

[Watchessailormoon]

pure shit

[fvdham]

You left out the 3 awesome lage battles.

[Goeslightly]

The villain looks like an Elvis impersonator.

[Medic11B]

This was the worst movie I have ever seen. SOOO BAD.

[Captainspork2]

In the Name of the King Drinking Game, Drink when:

They say the either "Farmer" or "King"

Everytime he throws his boomerang

Everytime he draws his sword and kicks someone

Everytime theres cleavage

Everytime a minion is killed

Everytime Galion laughs

Hard mode:

Everytime there is bad acting/plot direction

[deestilo]

if Ron Pearlman turns to Hellboy, the krug will be pizza toppings.

[omare788]

this is like Rifftrax.

[antiirony]

we h8 ur weapons and ur killing (weird looking broad floats down from a vine) = best part of the entire movie

[noisepuppet]

Ray Liotta [dies]

[3fingerroll]

best line of teh film = Liotta "I am King of the krugs"

[Dulcimerist]

Hip-Hip Huzzah!

[antiirony]

without a doubt uwe boll's finest work

[TheTruthfulAsshole]

This is a REAL movie.

[Draeka]

rofl... what a sad tale. Man... it almost makes me want to burn a foreign country. So many of my favorite actors in a shit stew.

[skarpengland]

Is this really the movie for the Dungeon Siege game?

[Freddirector]

The film i enjoyed. I don't think it if good nor is it high art, but i love the scene with the Ninjas kicking ass.

[jmg3116]

I can so many decent actors do such a shitty job.......damn you Uwe Bol

[ZerooOne01]

I remeber watching, and thinking 'oh, this is the final battle(the one in the forest) which means we're almost at the end of the film. Hurray!' I was surprised and appalled, however, when I realized that there was another hour or so left of the film. It never seemed to end...

[fed1945]

ok, swords, NINJAS (WTF), a King full of plastic surgeries, the transporter, gimli, hellboy, lesbian amazons and legolas brother in the most stupid cuest ever.

My god boll u are a fucking gennious!

[shplax27]

id have to disagree i give this a movie an A+ because it was so bad it was hilarious. If your bored and with friends just pop this in and you'll be laughing ur ass off

[kuribayashi84]

Yeah, its the same with 'Batman & Robin' and 'Battlefield Earth'. Its SOOOO much fun tearing those apart! :D

[MrsDylan777]

This was definitely the worst movie I've ever seen.

[KyodaiKen1979]

@MrsDylan777

Dungeons & Dragons and Eragon were worse.

[Draeka]

@KyodaiKen1979 Actually I disagree. At least D&D was watchable (minus Jeremy Irons). This movie is pure torture. So many good actors... very sad.

[CamKatarn]

@Draeka Then you have certainly never seen D&D Wrath of the Dragon God!?

[polini5000]

GIVE ME THE CHICKEN, AR AR AR

best part of the whole movie

[PMSBETCH]

HAHAHA! YOU HAVE WON NOTHING BUT TIME.

[balrog13571]

Lol awesome! Would have been better if you showed Lillard's performance though. This movie sucked sooooooooo much! I'm not exactly a Ray Liotta fan, but I feel bad for him for doing this. But this is what happens when you make a movie based off a video game. Apparently books are pretty dangerous in duels xD.

[yottabit]

This is awesome! This is basically everything my friend and I made fun of after we watched the movie. There's only a few other funny moments I can think of too add...

When Ray Liotta says "How do you like my KRUGS?"

When the mom is blabbering something to the son about the grandfather is going to eat him

And when the prince brings his little army to the krugs and the leader says "These are KRUGS!"

[balrog13571]

Yeah and remember the time in this when we were supposed to be all sad when mom found out the kid died and the guy went into that long boring speech about how Farmer would find her? Or how blankly Liotta said "Or you're screaming boy whose insides I tore out!"?

[raiseer]

hands down, the best cut i can imagine. well, the second best... the best cut would be like 2 minutes shorter...

[danallen713]

"sometimes, the gods know whats best for us."

"what the hell does that mean?"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha!!!

[sgtpepper713]

well done zergdaddy, despite how awful the film is

[Zero1987]

seriously, how does uwe make theese great actors seem so horrible? And how does he even get money to pay theese actors?

[MorTalS0IL]

nice work, if u could get the ninjas part up that would be great!