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  • iam on like replay like seacrest is on gay

  • i cant stop listening to this

  • oh and i cant stop watching it

  • were is ross lee from?????????

  • @greaseboy13 british, from leeds.

  • fucking epic when Cancer Jesus comes in

  • if you play this backwards the black guy dies first or does he?

  • Before it annoys the shit out of you. The bald dude is player by Ross Lee...

  • That was weird...

  • @SaraJane728 I agree

  • There are 3 things mainly - First : Todays fairs about beauty end its paterns, their stereotypes....... 2nd - bullyng, discrimination, joking to a diferent social stereotypes, style, looking, behaves, etc... 3rd : then the big matter of all - the most conflitant human relations : white x Black.

  • shit

  • Probably the overt mocking of Christianity...those people don't like it when you poke fun at their myths.

  • Seriously, does anyone know why this has so many dislikes? :(

  • Shoop the whoop.

  • like little blue ! :D

  • les traigo paaaaz

  • 1572 people got zapped by the floating head!

  • @siNYisterPaintball 1 person is still making these kind of comments!

  • (continued)

    Sadly, this new power comes at a cost. The White Wizard's long time rival, Floaty-Bulging-Eye-Black-Guy, catches news of the White Wizard's newfound moves. Floaty-Bulging-Eye-Black-Guy storms into the White Wizards performance in a Jealous rage, and starts lasering everyone in sight - but not before the White Wizard makes a daring escape (albeit while losing his precious boy band).

  • The White Wizard quickly absorbs the souls of Mar'Vaine, Octavian, and Popeye. During Kyng's last stand, he pulls out the most powerful move he knows - the removal of his shirt. While it's incredibly effective versus the female audience, the White Wizard stands unfazed. After absorbing Kyng's soul as well, the White Wizard takes a moment to release the souls, now under his power. A side effect of absorbing their souls has also granted the White Wizard similar powers to the members of Hot Chip.

  • In the video, Kyng, Mar'Vaine, Octavian, and Popeye are all members of a hypothetical boyband under the name of Hot Chip. During their performance they're interrupted by an unnamed man (herewith referred to as the White Wizard). As the White Wizard attempts to disrupt their performance, Hot Chip challenges him to a fight. However, it quickly becomes apparent that the only tactical moves that Hot Chip know are designed to make teenage female audiences swoon, and are no match.

    (continued)

  • I don't even..........

    .......... the fuck?

  • gayest music video ever

  • @TheMRrickroll you didn't watch it long enough it gets so damn hetero.

  • Cang get enough

  • My friends and I were watching a music channel one boring afternoon when this came on (it was some UK countdown) we laughed that boy bands still existed (thinking it was a serious clip) and then wondered what the hell cancer God was all about, and then laser beams started exploding people and we realised it was the most epic and hilarious song of all time.

    Our boring afternoon was made perfect thanks to the discovery of this song.

  • @KellyJayneAustralia This is the same exact thing that happened to me except it was on MTV at 2 in the morning or something. I was so confused.

  • @KellyJayneAustralia Discover the rest of Hot Chip's songs. Hot chip willl break your legs. Snap off your head. Hot Chip will put you down. Under the ground.

  • This Video Makes Me Laugh :D!

  • till this day, this video clip will never stop making me laugh.

  • bowser laugh at the end anyone?:)

  • this is the stupidest video ive ever seen what the hell is it about? -_-

  • @MrRbarak Oh, I thought we were here for the music...

  • @MrRbarak

    This video contains more swag than the entirety of your existence.

  • @MrRbarak It is the beauty of the video, makes no fucking sense at all!

  • I heard that is some of Biblical matter on this video concept, something about the Holocaust. I figure out when the big nigga guy shows up end kills everyone. is it ???

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  • The true owner of the track - slimmy white guy. Rather you like or not. hahaha Amazing song and video. I wish i have these powers of laser lauching to ridiculous people.

  • IMMA FIRING MA LAZOR?

  • CANCER JESUS

  • soooooooo.... Cancer patients can shoot lasers out of their mouths now ?

  • is this group a joke? god i hope so.

  • @gnarliecarlie The guys dancing onstage aren't the band. The band is the dudes in the audience later in the video that get zapped by the floating head.

  • @gnarliecarlie they are taking the piss out of JLS, the real band are the only males in the crowd.

  • Mother of God ...

  • quality of life increased indefinitely.

  • Best filmclip ever .

    I like the bit where everyone dies

  • The guy at 0:22 is so fucking fit ! argh who is he? please someone tell me

  • @SainterX Dude i would love to tell but i searched and search ang got nothing... sorry

  • huh

  • What the fu** did I just watch??

  • ;D dis is toooo funny hahahah

  • ummmmm...........what just happened?

  • that musicvideodirector gotta be fucked up

  • CANCER JESUS.

  • Black man shows up to a party and starts killing people, never seen that before!

  • @GeckoEko lol yeah - it doesn't get anymore original than that.

  • Is that black guy the model from that model show?

  • wtf

  • uh-oh i ended up in that sketchy/gay area of youtube again

  • lmao! his fuckin facial expression @ 0:56,funniest shit ever! "i only want one night"

  • WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

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  • ThisIsLikeOMJHSuperAhmazingI'm­InLove

    ^So, IDK what that was, but......IS HE IN A HOSPITAL GOWN?!?!?!?!?!XD

  • yes of course you can fight laser with dancing

    are they retarded?

  • ... the fuck? O_o

  • Black Zordon makes this clip

  • I'm so confused...

  • i don't know what compelled me to hit replay. it was either the rhythm or the wtf factor

  • pedobear appreas! :O

  • I wasn't gonna watch the whole thing until I saw a comment about cancer Jesus...

  • I couldn't start fapping until 0:55, after that it was easy

  • wait................ what do i watch now?

  • I find this difficult to masturbate to. 

  • Huh?

  • my mother thought it was a real boy band.

  • i'm FIRIN MAH LASERRRRR

  • 1:50 - FUS RO DAH

  • like wtf, im sitting here using more brain power than i do in college just to figure out what the hell just happened. its so hilarious.

  • FUCKING HILARIOUS + JEFFS FACE XD

  • mother fucker mother fucker mother fucker (I is confused, what is this?)

  • Thumbs up if you came from MaximusBlack on Twitch.tv!

  • what the fuck is wrong with 10,329 people

  • @WideoutTV sometimes things are so bad that they are actually awesome

  • Huh, this guy just killed one of my fellow performers with a mouth laser, Im gonna go up and dance the shit out of him

  • What does this meeeaaannn!

  • I feel. So much better now. ;_;

  • Wait....Am I the only one who thought that he is not cancer jesus, but the Y MAN!

    Hint: look at his clothes -.-

  • @tomcwe I figured him as Powder... Powder then got revenge!

  • omg this song is GREAT !..so interesting!!

  • haha este video esta bien curado xD pero que se supone que es el morro de blanco :B haha da miedo

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  • At first I was like "What the hell? This must be some shitty band with the same name"

    Later on "LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

  • Haha funniest shit

  • Thumbs Up If You Hate The People Who Say " Thumbs Up If ....."

  • what the hell is that , the funniest clip i ever seen

  • The real life Megamind just fired his lazer...

  • ...

  • lol

  • What just happened?

  • i want whatever bleaching detergent that guy is using!!!

  • Girl's face on 1:08 - Priceless

  • I was able to understand everything for most of the video then the giant black head came out...

  • what the fuck

  • Penis

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  • look its BB from Dirty Sexy Things

  • I Love it...

  • Why do you MORONS keep calling him cancer jesus, he's clearly a white fucking Buddhist wearing a white robe

  • I so want this as a ringtone. =^)

  • Why can't I stop watching this?!

  • was.. was... this made specifically to fuck with people?

  • What the actual fuck.

  • This is the best thing ever.

    It's over... The internet is done.

    Everybody go home and be family men.

  • @RokasBum The only other video that got me thinking that was "Evil boy" from "Die Antwoord". Check it out. Freakish but awesome nonetheless

  • @Garg0leitor Ohhh gosh... The last time I watched The Antwoord video was that AI AI AI I am your butterfly song. I was never the same again.

  • @RokasBum xD!! And have you seen their short movie? as insane as Gummo the movie. After THAT I wasn't the same.

  • @Garg0leitor as an avid fan of all of the artists involved i was sort of disappointed. but i guess my expectations are too high....I guess I am getting older and Harmony Korine hasn't been affected by time....I enjoyed this vid last may up until Yolandi said Ninja that 5,000 time ??? ZEF ZEF Die Antwoord is the woord

  • @Garg0leitor Downloaded...

  • @RokasBum I am home

  • wat in the hell....

  • I think the moral of the story here is that black people are evil

  • @TheWinterfox10 you mean niggers

  • @Reublol haha

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  • wow......why did i click on this video?

  • i thought the boy band era ended... :/

  • @ihereticz The boy band thing's a joke...the actual band is in the audience...it's making fun of the whole pop music scene...

  • i dont actually know what to say..

  • Why do you all think that is Jesus? Looks like an angel.

  • who is the female voice? *.*

  • @Closemyheart1 it's actually the lead singer, who's a guy. I thought it was a female aswell

  • Anyone else feel oddly attracted to the cancer Jesus??? No? I must be losing it...

  • how can you even dislike this song

  • Anyone else think cancer Jesus' lasers sound like a Dalek? Also, is anyone else concerned by that sentence being topical?

  • @Lusankya I'm more amazed then I should be that I'm not the only one to come up with cancer Jesus.

  • where did my penis go...?

  • is incredible

  • Lol at 1:51 that was good

  • @taintedpudding They should have dressed up in wizard robes and started shooting fireballs and meteors from their hands.

  • It's such weird. I don't like this kind of music, but formed by Hot Chip is it much better and I can really listen to it.. :-?

  • they all look gay.

  • @imsohipsterr u may think they look gay but then why you watching it if u think that fag?

  • It's seriously like a train wreck. You wanna look away... but you just can't!

  • Ez az a kategória, ami "annyira rossz, hogy már jó". :))))

  • To be honest, I was pretty scared at 3:30.

    "OH SHIT HE'S GONNA LAZER THROUGH MY SCREEN"

  • this was the weirdest video ever!! i couldnt stop watching!! lol

  • I AM ALLERGIC TO BULLS*** AND THIS IT . WTF 4REAL CANCER JESUS THATS MOCKery

  • @DiamondMJJLover98 Cancer Jesus is best Jesus.

  • wtf..- - ?

  • I remember seeing this video about a year ago, I actually thought it was a real boy band LOL I would have totally seen them if they were on tour ;p

  • wierdest video clip!

  • @oheykatt its a real song not just a clip

  • I think I understand what is going on. The cancer jesus is actually part of a band that makes fun of music groups like those four guys singing in the beginning. i think...

  • Sometimes i like to crawl up in a corner and pretend i'm a carrot

  • At least one of them must be gay. It's some kind of law...

  • @SupportShotgun the one in the striped shirt! Definately!

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  • umm..... wtf was that??????????????

  • @alannahmichelle91 The music video made by God himself.

  • is this guy 'the pranker'?

  • Jesus! This band for me just did a only great song: say it now

  • What the watch did i just fuck?

  • That guy looks freaky as hell but has the voice of an angel

  • What. You guys don't get it?

  • LORD VOLDEMORT IS REAL!!!!!!!!????

  • WTF did I just watch!?

  • ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS CANCER JESUS <333

  • Ross Lee plays the bald guy :)

  • Who is that who plays the bald guy ?

  • love it but i love my bf more this is our song

  • I have a high tolerance for weird shit.... But I'm more than slightly creeped out and very confused.

  • 1:08 D:

  • I wish the boy band was played by One Direction so they would be zapped the bald jesus!

  • HAHAH! this is amazing...At first, I actually thought a new shitty boy band that stole Hot Chip's name had appeared

  • haha funny shit

  • da fuck

  • Ég varð fyrir vonbrigðum með ykkur!

  • That guy looks like a thin, white version of Obama.