Ashton Kutcher premieres in "Two and a Half Men"

[ACACARRR]

fuck you ashton !

[redbarronrh]

@ACACARRR Don't blame ashton blame sheen.-.-

[UrusaiBaka4400]

:( i love ashton kutcher but charlie sheen didn't have to die like that hit by a train? whyyyyy

[surfs1man]

i was watch the charlie sheen roast

[82brzi]

This is SHIT without Charlie Sheen !!!

[joujou264]

It's worse than before. There's just dick joke after dick joke after dick joke.

[AlpinKirkonen]

that show was always trash. it had moments but it was tripe.

[Frki2]

What`s wrong with you people,Ashton Kutcher is a great actor and a comedian.

[RaduRocker1994]

@Frki2 it's not his fault, the directors made the show history, and Kutcher can't replace Charlie!

[Frki2]

@RaduRocker1994 Well,Charlie is a legend,dont think Ashton as his replacement,more like a new character in a awesome show.

[Allante715]

@Frki2

Great Actor? You made me laugh mate. Very average.............very

[Frajerlada]

I want Charlie Sheen !!!

[veveak]

Let's be serious, Two and a Half men is history...

[PreteenxBeauty]

You guys seriously need to grow up

[st0yneff]

Man, fuck that faggot Ashton Kutcher. Ruined the show, and is extremely annoying.

[TheTripstraps]

i think he is kinda trying to much. that was the beauty of sheen that he was layed bad. kutcher should try that to, he might be actually very funny.... just be relaxed and less kelso

[turfterror]

FAIL...

[theawesome1rjc]

2:06 bullshit

[Hormii]

Maybe Kuther sucks, but there is something more fundamental that's the problem here. THIS SHOW SUCKS.

[Vindettaable]

Kutcher suck`s

[royalstarfish17]

Kutcher is a great actor and is funny too - but nobody can replace Charlie Sheen.

[tulisnamakamu]

Charlie Sheen is always Fox Bud...will always be. =P

[NoirReptile]

Damnit Charlie why'd you have to act like an ass and get kicked of this show? You made it fun!

[adischor101]

Ashton go home .. 

[XCMAX10X]

wELL i HAVE SOME TWITTER USERS TO PUSH IN FRONT OF A TRAIN!

[thedroodxD]

Wohoo this show is now hmm whats it called -.o<-(thinking face)......BORING!

[Udie415]

2:12 Neil go and FUCK your self!!!

[Bryantgummibieber]

Season 1-4 of Two and a half men were good, but after that it was so DULL, time for a new PLOT..

[xDdraigCymraeg]

@Bryantgummibieber

I SO agree!!! thank you!!!

[stryfe1000]

knowing ashton/kelso, this show should be renamed to "2 men" if you catch my drift

[robloxlyricalslasher]

wut happen to charlie

[najeemoussa]

the produces should be shot!

[xzZDoRiToSZz]

Aston Kutcher is funny ... but not funny like Charlie :(

[zdravko1739]

HEY PRODUCERS from Two and a Half Man when you replace a guy for doing drugs and prostitutes,don't replace him with a guy that more or less is doing the same thing XD And as for Demi there is an upside for her too in all of this she can finally stop breastfeeding the kid

[Baseshocks]

@zdravko1739 no one can replace Charlie but if they had to then why not Matt LeBlanc..... Joy from friends has the same attitude as a womanizer hey played the part perfectly in friends and would have here too.... its not Sheen but may have added a few seasons.

[Ksellick08]

i will never watch two and half men again.. yeah maybe its a good show with ashton in it but i love charlie sheen.... but i do love ashton just not going to be the same or ever even seem right in my head... oh well guess i will be watchin reruns from now on love ya sheen..... sorry you had to go

[alucedify]

still good!

[harrypuravida]

I read the tweets before he did

[omkar415star]

Why is Two and a Half Men ruining everyone's real life

Jon cyrer got divorced

Charlie Sheen got divorced twice

now, Ashton Kutcher got divoced

[ejektro]

TIGERBLOOD!!!

[europelove02]

Whatever, I love Ashton, obviously people wont like him as he took over Charlie but hey ho, I find him a sexy beast, keeps me interested yum!

[jimsort90]

omfg.. Asthon kutcher is a great actor! charlie sheen was and idiot at the end.. give Aston a break i think hes Funny give him time guys!

[JordanDinstrumentals]

charlie sheens a fuckin ledge

but ashton kutchers still fucking cool i like him

[TheMrBlest]

this new season was a shit without Charlie Sheen, fuck Ashton Kutcher

[RGKnottYT]

Never mind the 10,000,000 view loss in one month, we have a guy with a 6pac who looks like Jesus with more money than god...

Farewell two and a half men.

[xdevilxofxblahx]

The ad that came before this was pure retardation (dunno if anyone else got it, the blockbuster one...)

[madnessOFdementia]

Jake is so old,.. not teeneger

[TheShadowGirl1234]

No.

Just NO.

Charlie Sheen was the fucking LIFE of Two and a Half Men.

Ashton Kutcher utterly destroyed my love for the show. I'm disgusted.

[MrRasmusFrederiksen]

Am i the only one who thinks its better with ahston kutcher ??

[kemcSLO]

@MrRasmusFrederiksen yes...

[bogdy2craizy]

@MrRasmusFrederiksen yeah, you are.. I like it now too but charlie made the show

[Cameego]

@MrRasmusFrederiksen yes you are

[thedroodxD]

@MrRasmusFrederiksen aston kutcher is not funny the who thinks his funny dont know what funny is CHARLIE SHEEN he well he knows what funny is so dont come with that ashton fucking kutcher is funny =)

[MrRasmusFrederiksen]

@thedroodxD Wow kid dont freak out, i didnt like charlie sheen and he wanted to much money so the producer made him fuck off, if you dont want to se it with asthon kuthcer the dont, i just wanted to se if there was other people who likes asthon kuther more than charlie sheen. Charlie Sheen will soon die by the drugs anyway

[thedroodxD]

btw dont call me kid thats so wrong in all way and ppl dont die ^^ we just logoff and sleep for a wile ^^

[MrRasmusFrederiksen]

@thedroodxD Well Charlie Sheen will soon be AFK for really long time Kiddo

[thedroodxD]

@MrRasmusFrederiksen and still ashton kutcher will bring 2 and half men down to the fucking ground ^^ kid

[MrRasmusFrederiksen]

@thedroodxD some people think

[Lhumairrr]

It's different with Ashton Kutcher, not better, not worse, but different.

[RWJROCKS1]

this is bullshit

[Tujuparandaja]

If you don't like it, don't watch it, for me charlie was in 8th season like a grandpa, old fart with a face like he hadn't seen a sober day from drugs for a long time.

[jackofblades94]

@Tujuparandaja One of the reasons why we love him...

Also Ashton looks like a fucking stubborn child, god I fucking hate him.

[Tujuparandaja]

@jackofblades94 Okay Charlie was charlie but now he is dead what can you do? Sheen was getting too old for this shit for real.

[Unstapables]

the new season sucks , this video proves it they coud only find 2 people who think the new season if funny

[jocinondemhaterzmen]

As much as i hate hearing and seeing Two and a Half men and the premise it brings (a middle aged unmarried guy can bang a lot of hot chicks and not accept the consequences) and as good an actor Kutcher is and how seemingly weird he fits in, Two and a Half Men died when Charlie Sheen went to rehab, went out with two teen blondes much younger than him (what can i say? America is the land of immoral; the whore of Babylon)

[zeppelin67637]

@jocinondemhaterzmen lmao@kutcher being a good actor

[koalalauncher]

Let's all give Ashton Kutcher a break. Ya, he sucks, we all get it. But let's blame the producers of two and a half men for trying to revive a dead horse with someone who clearly can't replace Charlie, no one can. Kutcher was good in that 70's show and has made some decent movies, but there's literally nothing he can do to win fans over. Nothing, and it's not his fault. Let's also not forget if Charlie Sheen hadn't gone ballistic like he did we'd still be watching him.

[r8iderboi]

@koalalauncher how is kutcher a dead horse???

[koalalauncher]

@r8iderboi Kutcher isn't a dead horse, 2 and a half men is.

[r8iderboi]

@koalalauncher but how?

[ThisGuy7219]

When Charlie Sheen wasn't on this show anymore.. I watched the first two episodes with this "Ashton" or whatever,though "LAMMME!" not even really funny at ALL! :Z

[SimplicityInItself]

Get rid of that fat kid too -__-

He pisses the shit out of me

[ThrashChrist]

Why the fuck wasn't Rose arrested for the murder of Charlie. She clearly confessed that she killed him, so why did nobody call the police or something?!

Makes no puking sense!

[hazim257]

ashton KUTHER!!!

[japneet50]

ASHTON KUTCHER HAS MADE THIS SHOW BORING

[r8iderboi]

@japneet50 how?

[Paddynator77]

Two and a half Jesus!

[sweetcerejinha99]

@Paddynator77 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh é! O Ashton é lindoooooo*-*!

[volcomRiderr]

obviously its not the same. but i like it, i like ashton kutcher. people just need to accept change.

[Beanoz4]

@volcomRiderr So true



[bern730]

charlie is much better, it is not same obviously

[BechTalent]

KEURIG IS THE WORST FUCKING COFFE BREWING MACHINE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

[Westerschwelle]

Well they're obviously only promoting the new season because they didn't show any messages of people who don't like that Charlie Sheen isn't part of Two and a half men anymore.

I for one think that the character of Charlie made the show what it was and without him there isn't any reason to watch it anymore.

[bluejelly100]

look u hav to deal with it guys... it's not his fault he's just doin his job and he is doin damn good

[SimplyBergman]

I thought the ad in the beginning was a parody:P

[Indomiful]

Meh, i'm not watching this shit anymore.

[Globox822]

lol cbs trying hard to convince everyone that it is "funny" and "Ashton" is cool. gtfo

[thedroodxD]

aaHAHA i am omg Ashton Kutcher is so...so...soooO NOT FUNNY -.-

[GuyGoneGamer]

@thedroodxD Your stupid ass kid. stfu.

[thedroodxD]

@GuyGoneGamer fuck off cunt charlie sheen is two and a half men and with out him hehe well there is NOTHING to see ;)

[GuyGoneGamer]

@thedroodxD Your gay, nuf said.

[thedroodxD]

@GuyGoneGamer YEA bu...but no ya cunt nuf said.

[GuyGoneGamer]

@thedroodxD Nigger.

[thedroodxD]

@GuyGoneGamer you can be a (^.^)

[olfan92]

@thedroodxD he was funny in the 70s show

[thedroodxD]

@olfan92 that whas in the 70s yea but this is 2011 now he sucks donkey balls

[Planky666korn]

@thedroodxD

Ashton kutcher is NOT Funny ??

ähhh That's 70's Show - Michael Kelso ?????

[thedroodxD]

@Planky666korn Pfff that was 40 years back....so I WIN ^^

[GlowGlowBeads]

love it! ;D

[baddmanaz]

why oh why did they have to cremate him?

[pixiefloyd]

I HATE ADVERTISMENTS!

[lechy69]

Good luck Ashton <3

[dsturbd15]

Charlie Sheen WAS the show

[Skrubybrother]

It was kinda a douche thing to kill Charlie off in my opinion...Ashton isn't bad it's just not Two and a Half Men anymore..

[hartanto68]

No mattercwhat Ashton is no Charlie not better or sure

[MatthewMcPheeZ]

Ashton Kutcher is the MAN!!!!!!!! FUCK CHARLIE SHEEN FUCK THE HATER, SHEEN IS SELFISH'S PIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ganimedes075]

Ashton better than Charlie . Of course !

[187BURNZY]

its funny now they dont show the bad comments

[ContentBlock]

i seen all the episodes so far and it clear that john cryer is doin all the work. ashton does not fit in, because he just acts too silly. john cryer is mad funny, but i dont know how much more i can take of ashton. he is just not funny. they should focus more on john and focus way less on aston or the show is domed. hell the show is already domed.

[dominicangta4]

Why are people hating? ... i think he is doing a fine job so now either stop watching it or enjoy the show

[Times7Arena]

ASHTON GET OUT! YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE!

[TheFawadmusic]

ASHTON ROCKS It reminds me of that 70s show those who didnt watch that 70s show sucks

[MrTheAdhithiyan]

ashton shit will never be charlie harper ...FUCK they didnt even give shit when they dropped charlie ash...comeon man thats not how to treat a long working artist like sheen..ASHton never,ever equal to charlie's ASH urn..thums up..if you agree..

[Eshayzbra96]

@MrTheAdhithiyan Dickhead, maybe next time Charilie shouldn't be foolish enough to take the show on his hands so don't blame the producers and ashton for charlies mistakes.

[daniel2B]

Ok the don't want charlie sheen anymore... I can understand that, but ASHTON KUTCHER??? WTF?!?!?! The really can't find anyone better?

[ottoplutt]

The world want charlie sheen back!

[Fosax]

@ottoplutt Correction, dumbnuts want him back.

[Link123941]

I like how they took 2 of the 10 comments on the whole goddamn internet to make it seem like we're happy with this, I FUCKING HATE THIS, its not even funny anymore, I watched the new episodes, Charlie sheen played that drunken whore mongerer role perfect because in reality he's not that far from it, Im simply not watching this anymore, period.

[ghostwhispererrulz10]

Man I love how Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher jumps when only Jon is surprised LOL

[KeusFrench]

I found Charlie Sheen to be hilarious in Two and a Half Men. Ashton Kutcher is also really funny. In real life, CS is kind of a moron...don't forget arrogant, narcissistic, and almost insane...

[iNFernoSoulja]

Bring sheen back sons of a bitches!

[dobbs123456789]

bull shit we want sheen

[rrgert4]

bullshit.. sheen back

[aFemale1]

what a shit

[CptSpauIding]

Show wasn't that funny even in the first seasons anyway...

[donteros]

replace charlie for two and a half men? the whole show was based from charlies damn life as a drunk womanizer, now they bring in some fucktard to replace him?

if your gonna be a dick and replace charlie then start a NEW show, Charlie was an ass and shouldn't have punched that dude but they should give him a new chance or something because the new two and a half men is a failure, its bullshit

They really fucked up the show this time, more than Charlie did in real life

[pinkdress2006]

it didn't work with Ashton...Charlie was a legend sitcom won't be the same...

[TheACE1811]

i think it might b funnier than with charlie

[GrungeMann97]

I feel like I'm the only one who still thinks this show is hilarious Charlie may be gone but I still laugh when I watch the show. It may not be as funny without him but at least there's still Berta whose awesome and Jake which i know hasn't gotten a whole lot of screen time because they're focusing mostly on Walden and getting him adjusted.

[SK17able]

Dont judge people. It will take some time to get used to the new member. After that I think the sit com will be the same... Charlie is gone, yesy it is sad but I love "Kelso" and I will give him a chance...

[DubbaUVTV]

Ashton Kutcher sucks.....Bring back the legend Charlie Sheen!!!! and check out my channel

[devildavin]

what fucking tweets are they following everyone is mostly pissed

[mewantPRINGLES]

WE WANT CHARILE SHEEN!

[SuperAvroVULCAN]

whats the problem if someone does drugs? people who do drugs are usually interesting entertaining and creative people ! as long as you can afford it and your not hurting anybody then whats the problem! go sheen! definately "WINNING!" as two and a half men with ashton is just not funny, its just really gay , im sure it will be a complete failure! chow!

[henni9055]

Why did Charlie Sheen get fired?

[TheriaMC]

@henni9055 He did drugs...

[scawttie141]

The producer has no idea how disrespectful and childish he's being. Just because they have both fallen out doesn't mean he can (effectively) kill Charlie and drop his ashes on the ground... Sad.

[johnnysfreelove]

shit show now not funny with ashton

[biggus8888]

I liked the first show with Ashton Kutcher but the second episode sucked, they shouldn't have showed his x wife's character and left it a mystery.

[Greenbeutibeast]

Svenske?



[forgottenmaz]

They're really scooping the bottom of the barrel here, choosing Ashton Kutcher

[parondon2]

we need charlie's back :(

[martini1900]

@parondon2 why need him back???the show was same evry weak now it actually have changed and is intresting to watch.if you want charlie just watch the 8 seasons he is in...

[zSpawnGFx]

Ashton Kutcher is a great actor and will probably do good. Just give him some time and a chance. I can't wait and see how he will do as the replacement of charlie.

[3ku1]

the funeral was alright, and it was a pretty funny ep all things considered. But some of the characters depicted in the funeral scene was so innacurate. Like how chelsea was like Clamaydia! I mean how is she assoicated with all those hookers charlie was with, they nearly got married, I mean charlie never treated her badly or cheated on her, they were just very different, prefered him with chelsea instead of rose, I get two and a half men its not their style, but wheres the balance.

[WeAreChangeLouisiana]

LMAO, you dont even know whats going on in the very country you live in, I find that funny! 9/11 was a staged terror attack to pass the patriot act which TAKES most of our rights away and to go to war! Charlie Sheen knows this, your dumbass dont! And btw you damn right I dont want to be searched at the airport, the only terror attacks that ever happened EVER has been carried out by our goverment! What happened to innocent until proven guilty? So why the hell do I need to be searched?

[1RiveraG1]

I miss Charlie. Bring back Charlie Sheen! You can't kill him he's bi-winning!!!

[XxRusty96xX]

He should have died from AIDS.

[hiimbobdoodo]

this show suck now

[JCSjelde]

can totally see this getting cancelled later...

[KzMOS]

to the people whos complaining, what can you do about it? whats done is done, Charlie fucked up n they didnt want him anymore, so either be open minded or dont watch the show, simple as that...

[zacvans]

@KzMOS I think ill pass im needed on mars

[TheGSB2011]

@KzMOS Oh dw we wont be watching the show

[KzMOS]

@TheGSB2011 we? cant speak for yourself so you speak for the world? thats funny, you should of been replacing Charlie Sheen

[TheGSB2011]

@KzMOS WE AS IN I SPEAK FOR MYSELF AND ALL THE TRUE TWO AND A HALF MEN FANS, THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE SHOW AND CHARLIE SHEEN IS THE MAN FOR THE SHOW AND MANY PEOPLE ARE ON MY SIDE OVER YOURS, KNOW ONE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FANS COME FIRST, SHEEN AND THE PRODUCERS ARE EQUALLY AT FAULT WE THEY SHOULD LISTEN TO US WE MAKE THEM WHO THEY ARE

[KzMOS]

@TheGSB2011 yea both of them are at fault, you know whats the problem then? none of them can admit it, but what are you going do? if your answer is "nothing" then yea you are not real fan lol, just love the show for its years with Charlie n deal with the new one, otherwise you "fans" are just a tree falling where no one is nearby to hear it, its like blabbing just to blab basically if u aint going to do nothing about it

[lfgubrs]

Replace Jake with Justin bieber next?

[MorningYellow]

I won't watch the serial from now on becouse of Charlie's missing :(, the producers made a great mistake..

[MrQuifty]

The tweet things are fucking fake and gay!

[lizzieqr]

haha gotta love Alan´s scream hilarious!!!

[WeAreChangeLouisiana]

Charlie Sheen was 2 and half men! May the show rest in peace! May Ashton Kuthroat amount to nothing but a replacement actor! The only reason the network turned against Charlie is because he went on Jimmy Kimmel and said 9/11 was an inside job and has speaking out against the new world order! Charlie Sheen is a hero!

[sikesy7]

@WeAreChangeLouisiana yea real hero... coke head

[WeAreChangeLouisiana]

@sikesy7 Yeah, he used to do drugs when he was younger, he doesent do them any more, and it doesent make his questions about 9/11 any less credible. George Bush has gay sex at Boheiman Grove, and you are seriously going to judge an actor who USED to do drugs? LOL you're funny!

[sikesy7]

@WeAreChangeLouisiana you must be smoking crake too the dude is still doing drugs he was so high during his interview on national television his a crack head and so are so and charlie sheen doesnt know shit about 9/11 hes a spoiled lil rich kid who grew up in hollywood wtf does it matter what he thinks stop drinking the pop culture hollywood koolaid

[WeAreChangeLouisiana]

@sikesy7 The man pays taxes, he has ever right to ask about 9/11 and want answers! Anybody who pays Big Daddy goverment has the right to ask a fucken question about the biggest terrorist attack in America of our generation! We were given NO answers and just told some people with rags on their head did it. Give me a fukken break! 19 cavemen with razorblades cannot invade the most sophisticated defense system in the history of man, make Norad stand down and knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes!

[sikesy7]

@WeAreChangeLouisiana sure he has the right to voice his opinion doesnt mean he knows shit just cuz he makes movies dont make him some expert on national security its fan boys like you that eat up everything he says. and for your information bitch those 19 caveman with razorblades did indeed invade our country cuz liberals like you give them rights and make it easy for them to infiltrate our country cuz were so open to everyone... then you complain when you have to wait 20 min in security