@deeeEeEEEeEee33eem Actually I have read this story once where a woman from Russia was charged with drugging & raping by 5 men, she did 6 but the last one didn't mind. That is no joke.
@jonhdoe1395 He said Soviet Union, which Ukraine was a part of when he was born. It was kind of like Russia's predecessor. Try using Google next time.
@Eaglestrike117 I was born in the Soviet Union you noob, I don't need to use google. Russia is not soviet union, it was one of its republics. That jew constantly makes fun of Russia while talking about Soviet union.
@jonhdoe1395 I specifically said that the Soviet Union "was kind of like Russia's predecessor." I never said it was the same thing. And I was commenting on the fact that you made it seem like you thought Ukraine wasn't ever part of the Soviet Union.
@whiternoise2 let's be fair, rowan atkinson's humor was always more wry than bitter. AS for bill Connolly the guy drifts into angry bitter territory a lot.
i just think carlin rode his reputation fro being cutting edge far past it's validity.
did you see his last act? he was this wizened barely mobile gnome bitching on screen. If a unknown comic tried that act, he'd have been taken off stage and beaten.
people still saw him for what he USED to be, than for what he had become.
@syngar99 My response was particularly aimed at the 80's, both Carlin and Hicks got worse towards the end of their careers. In the 80's however, George Carlin was a good act, imo.
Is wry bad? To be honest I prefer British to American comedy any day. We're quite lucky to have a crop of very good satirists over here, shows like Bremner, Bird and Fortune and pretty much all of Radio 4's comedy. I can't stand 'one liner' comics, though, I need to be told a story while I'm laughing.
@syngar99 Depends who you watch, I guess we like the style - i.e. very heavily based around sarcasm and irony. It's funny how blinkered your viewpoint gets though, I really don't know any good American comedians these days besides the odd couple that come here (and frankly Sarah Silverman annoys me).
@TheGamecube64Guy *facepalm*, you don't get the point of the Russian reversal. It isn't enough to just swap things around, the humour revolves around the Orwellian "Big Brother" institution that was characteristic of Communist Russian. Particularly the work of the KGB which monitored and took out anyone whom they thought was not demonstrating Communist ideals.
Look at the one that Stargamer19 posted a few comments before yours. That is a prime example of what the Russian reversal was about.
It's all very important to be true to your culture, but the good thing about America is it's not just one culture, it's a blend of cultures. The "melting pot" not one culture dominates the majority of America, it's the blend of the many different ethnic cultures that makes up the American culture.
@Vovk3 Some are so Ukrainian you wouldn't even know they were Jews. My grandfather had plenty of Ukrainian-speaking Jewish friends. They're rare, but they exist, true Jewish Ukrainians.
No, not necessarily. Blood is the real indicator. Saying that you're Ukrainian because you were born in Ukraine doesn't make you Ukrainian. Being a part of a nation goes much deeper than a piece of paper. It's this attitude that anyone can be anything that destroys the world's cultures and nations.
@Vovk3 I think I see where you're coming from, but the way I see it...if you're born in a country, then you have just as much of a right to be a part of that culture as everyone else. You have a right to speak the language, study the art and music, eat the food, contribute to the culture in some way, e.t.c. And with "this attitude" not everyone can be anything. For example, I'm Afghan-American, but I'm just as American as some kid whose family has been living here for hundreds of years. But it's
@Vovk3 not like I can just wake up and become Japanese, you know? If he has kids, then wouldn't they have Ukrainian blood flowing through them? Yeah, because their father is Ukrainian. I don't mean to be a dick, so excuse me if I offended you, but like it or not, since he's born in Ukraine, he is Ukrainian. He's a Jewish, Ukrainian stand-up comedian. You're right, being a part of a nation DOES go much deeper than a piece of paper. You also have to be a part of the history, culture, and so on.
now he talks smack about the soviet union but really hes is wrong in america we are slowly losing our freedom not freedoms freedom we have one which is you have the right to be alive and thats it.
this is not a comedian. a traitor to the motherland. he weaves a crap about the USSR. We were all free of charge. I live in an apartment that my parents got for free. We are still free medetsina. free education.
@2tur Yes, traitor! only traitors, fleeing the country. At the time when the country needs help! and who are starving? I do not. Раз ты с Украины, сам все знаешь. Еще про голодомор мне скажи. Россия финансировала Советские Республики довольно неплохо. А кто бежит в трудное время, тот не то что предатель, это крыса
@AmedesTheKing really? doomed market, no incentive to work = low quality goods. oppressive and corrupt central government, everything is rationed, you are always being watched. say one thing bad and you're off to a gulag. great system! oh, and no choice in where you're going to work.
@PwnforceFrank You said..."u're always being watched"…is it really so? WOW! Do you really believe that now you’re not being watched? Ha-ha-ha, look around. You said…”oh, and no choice in where u’re going to work”…is it really so? What a lot of nonsense! In reverse, what choice do you/me/us have here unless “IT IS NOT WHAT YOU KNOW IT IS WHO YOU KNOW”! In regards to gulag, yes, it was a dark part of the history, but what country/family is exempt from it? Perhaps you?
@PwnforceFrank You said..."corrupt central govnt", cannot agree with you more, HOWEVER...what govnt isn't corrupted, ha? You said..."everything is rationed", a beg your pardon, what’s wrong with a fixed rate? According to yours statement you’re a speculator=black marketeer=an immoral approach making profit by product multiple reselling.
@PwnforceFrank Before I start, I'd like to announce that I am not a Soviet/now days Russia's fan, but why to exaggerate? You said.."low quality goods"..really? How interesting. Oh, that’s why soviet school children could wear their uniforms forever coz the quality was so ”poor” that clothing wouldn't deteriorate (lol). That’s why cancer rating had a lowest mark in comparison to the rest of the world. You couldn’t kill equipment coz everything made to last.
@PwnforceFrank firstly i m not defending russia because i didnt go there.but i live in a capitalist country and i can tell what it is and believe me theres no difference between both them.i lived in a country which the government and the state was merciless and ruthless to the ethnic minority, no rights because of nationalism because of an authoritarian state which supported by usa and israel.i even dont talk about the poor people, the social classes the fascist army.
@PwnforceFrank and let me tell you something my friend:there isnt any freedom in world.the worlds just managed by two or three countries and theyre managed by two or three groups.thats all.thats fucking all.in one place capitalism and other comumunism.now com. isnt anymore.but still wars still blood.forex:syria, all of behind is usa believe me:) in my believe theres no armies, no borders, no fucking money, its too classic maybe but its the fucking same world
@axara006 Its word play such as car drive you is a statement on the russian police at the time always arresting people and also has to do with what ever the word is usually has a communist meaning also such as Marks and Marx.
@axara006 well these "in soviet russia" jokes work like: In USA A does B, in soviet russia B does A, e.g. In USA you always find a party, in soviet russia party always finds you. Car drives you is just a nonsense resulting of these jokes.
To 68 people: Youtube dislikes you!
LearnedEnglishDog 1 day ago
In soviet russia, pussy licks you!
tuan4tw 1 week ago
"What a country !"
GoldenVenezia 1 week ago
In America, you get joke. In Soviet Russia, joke gets you.
ushockey08 2 weeks ago
LOL
chauncy817 2 weeks ago
oh cleveland
Drose4president 3 weeks ago
Nobody knows, but he has worked at the CIA!!!
zergila 3 weeks ago
@zergila thank you for that
Arapapaduepap 3 weeks ago
@zergila in soviet russia, CIA works for you xD
EGIL94 4 days ago
It sucks because I live really close to branson, the place where he does his shows. My dad even works in branson, and yet I have never seen him :(
tacoponies98 4 weeks ago
In Soviet Russia you don't tube, tube does you!
ShaneKarma376 1 month ago
@ShaneKarma376 what tube?
ordedonovomundo 2 weeks ago
@ordedonovomundo youtube.
FredIsMyName22 4 days ago
Proof that being a hack is international.
ShaneKarma376 1 month ago
In America your jokes capture audience. In Russia, audience captures you!
BrettG88 1 month ago 5
@BrettG88 you can't chenge "jokes" for "you", thats against the joke structure or something like that.
lautaa33 1 month ago 2
@Vasia580 Yakov is Jewish...
Solbady 1 month ago
FUCK JEWS! HEIL RUSSIA!
Vasia580 1 month ago
back when comedians could go on for several minutes making you crack up and not say a single bad word!
eisenkreuzmusik 1 month ago 5
Studnicky sent me.
MonkeyMoney1011 1 month ago
In Soviet Russia napkin folds YOU!
Tuth9 2 months ago 2
In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks you in the face. There is no escaping Chuck Norris
totalsniper1 2 months ago
Yakov has his own show in Branson, Missouri...he lives and works in Branson all year round!
DanielWScalf 2 months ago
In Soviet Russia we only have 2 channels, one channel is propaganda and the other the K.G.B saying "Go back to channel one"
RagingSniper794 2 months ago 6
In Soviet Russia, Dislike button Dislike You.
AldeAdrian154 2 months ago
original borat
redarrowhead2 2 months ago 3
Thumbs up if you're here NOT because of Gamefails?
MicK22ICE 2 months ago 182
In Soviet Russia, jokes speak You!
darklordfry 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
In soviet russia, I'm still not funny.
rhoads83j 2 months ago
whatever happened to this guy?
ab9957 2 months ago
@ab9957 hes a professor now
toxicXmouse 2 months ago
@ab9957 He's still a comedian that preforms in Branson, Missouri. I just saw him today actually :)
JulianneSaysHi 2 months ago
@JulianneSaysHi WOAH WOAH WOAH! WHAT?! HE'S IN MISSOURI?!
J88Wolf 1 month ago
In soviet russia, 65 dislike you.
lujke324 2 months ago
In Soviet Russia, bull milks you
rudetux 2 months ago
Jeeezz i'd love to be russian so that i too, could have the name of a vodka brand...
rudetux 2 months ago
i came here for smirnoff.......im thirsty
Infern0rockT 2 months ago
In Soviet Russia windshield poop on you!
Aquaneos1193 3 months ago
whats pigeoon english?
gnulen 3 months ago
@gnulen pigeon english is a mix of basic english and foreign language
Weslo2 3 months ago
In soviet russia jews are not chincy
tean2269 3 months ago
In soviet russia Borat is pussy magnent
tean2269 3 months ago
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dulaneyj 3 months ago
Heh, communism is funny.
Racecarlock 3 months ago
@Racecarlock capitalism is not...:3
rudetux 2 months ago
Soviet Russia - women rape YOU.
to hell with Americans.
deeeEeEEEeEee33eem 3 months ago 6
@deeeEeEEEeEee33eem Actually I have read this story once where a woman from Russia was charged with drugging & raping by 5 men, she did 6 but the last one didn't mind. That is no joke.
TheRacistsMustDie 3 months ago 5
R.I.P Rodney Dangerfield.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia, poem writes you.
CODmaster6661 4 months ago 3
what the hell is "new freedom"
badpanda84 4 months ago
@badpanda84 sanitary napkins
thompsonmatthew 4 months ago
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abcdefghijk70833 4 months ago
America and democracy may ess... Europe... If you wont to know what freedom is come to EU.
You can actually drink bear on the beach and girls can sunbathe topless....
Archer28M 4 months ago 5
@Archer28M I would fucking love to drink bear anywhere
waerethfdeygfvdsaqeh 4 months ago
@Archer28M I would be drinking bear on the beach, but I'm afraid it would tear may ess off.
oobietime8 3 months ago
Thumbs Up If U came here Bcause of GameFails !! :D
MaUi7808 4 months ago 10
Gamefails :D
IxIHALO3IxI 4 months ago 18
Funny thing is, this guy is a Jew born in Ukraine, living in the US and making fun of... Russia. WTF?
jonhdoe1395 4 months ago 5
@jonhdoe1395 He said Soviet Union, which Ukraine was a part of when he was born. It was kind of like Russia's predecessor. Try using Google next time.
Eaglestrike117 4 months ago
@Eaglestrike117 I was born in the Soviet Union you noob, I don't need to use google. Russia is not soviet union, it was one of its republics. That jew constantly makes fun of Russia while talking about Soviet union.
jonhdoe1395 4 months ago
@jonhdoe1395 I specifically said that the Soviet Union "was kind of like Russia's predecessor." I never said it was the same thing. And I was commenting on the fact that you made it seem like you thought Ukraine wasn't ever part of the Soviet Union.
Eaglestrike117 4 months ago
@jonhdoe1395 so........?
JewishAfricans 4 months ago
@JewishAfricans nothing, its still funny. It is just stupid that it enforces so many stereotypes that westerners made up.
jonhdoe1395 4 months ago
@jonhdoe1395 Funny thing is, this is before Ukraine became independent.
mjjguru 4 months ago
in cleveland, city make fun of you....
TheDrewcifur 4 months ago
i'm from columbus and i make fun of cleveland.
TheDrewcifur 4 months ago
@TheDrewcifur LeBron James makes fun of Cleveland.
LGLG69 4 months ago
Wow, this is literally the first comedic act from the 80's I've seen that actually stands up to the comedy today.
ciyean 4 months ago
@ciyean I take it you've not seen Bill Hicks or George Carlin?
whiternoise2 4 months ago
@whiternoise2 @whiternoise2 sorry bill hicks doesn,t toward sthe end he just made antigovernment rants that had little relation to comedy.
as for carlin, a lot like hicks his last material was just angry bitter rants.
sorry but joking about the prisons breaking open and your wife and daughters being raped isn't funny, and it's certainly not edgy.
syngar99 4 months ago
@syngar99 No love for Billy Connolly? Rowan Atkinson? Jasper Carrott?
whiternoise2 4 months ago
@whiternoise2 let's be fair, rowan atkinson's humor was always more wry than bitter. AS for bill Connolly the guy drifts into angry bitter territory a lot.
i just think carlin rode his reputation fro being cutting edge far past it's validity.
did you see his last act? he was this wizened barely mobile gnome bitching on screen. If a unknown comic tried that act, he'd have been taken off stage and beaten.
people still saw him for what he USED to be, than for what he had become.
syngar99 4 months ago
@syngar99 My response was particularly aimed at the 80's, both Carlin and Hicks got worse towards the end of their careers. In the 80's however, George Carlin was a good act, imo.
Is wry bad? To be honest I prefer British to American comedy any day. We're quite lucky to have a crop of very good satirists over here, shows like Bremner, Bird and Fortune and pretty much all of Radio 4's comedy. I can't stand 'one liner' comics, though, I need to be told a story while I'm laughing.
whiternoise2 4 months ago
@whiternoise2 No, wry isn;t bad in fact that was my point.
Atkinson could take a touchy subject and make it funny withot being bitter like carlin.
i like brit comedy, but it can get old fast
syngar99 4 months ago
@syngar99 Depends who you watch, I guess we like the style - i.e. very heavily based around sarcasm and irony. It's funny how blinkered your viewpoint gets though, I really don't know any good American comedians these days besides the odd couple that come here (and frankly Sarah Silverman annoys me).
whiternoise2 4 months ago
@whiternoise2 Nope, I have. My comment stands.
ciyean 3 months ago
Rodney Dangerfield is the king of comedy. Yakov Smirnoff is the Czar.
Brittonsp 5 months ago
@Brittonsp Czar is Russian word for king aint it
barf245 4 months ago
@barf245 Exactly, They are both the top of their game.
Brittonsp 4 months ago
In Soviet Russia, Comedy laughs at you.
TheGamecube64Guy 5 months ago
@TheGamecube64Guy *facepalm*, you don't get the point of the Russian reversal. It isn't enough to just swap things around, the humour revolves around the Orwellian "Big Brother" institution that was characteristic of Communist Russian. Particularly the work of the KGB which monitored and took out anyone whom they thought was not demonstrating Communist ideals.
Look at the one that Stargamer19 posted a few comments before yours. That is a prime example of what the Russian reversal was about.
Brittonsp 4 months ago
SALT!!!!!
subzi 4 months ago
It's all very important to be true to your culture, but the good thing about America is it's not just one culture, it's a blend of cultures. The "melting pot" not one culture dominates the majority of America, it's the blend of the many different ethnic cultures that makes up the American culture.
alienbrothers 5 months ago
Are you guys seriously arguing about Yakov Smirnoff? Of all things you could argue about? Just watch the fucking video, IT'S FUNNY!
Sugarhigh352 5 months ago 6
in Russia law Breaks you!
StarGamer19 5 months ago
am alright caddyshack rod dangerfield is so funny he is fantastic i will vever forget him god bless
icemustang 5 months ago
dangerfield is the most funniest son of a bitch i've ever heard
masterjon3 5 months ago
@leshager2009 It's depressing
oddball7465 5 months ago
3:44
andysj531 5 months ago
How much does he remind you of Borat?
cwilkins1234 5 months ago
Heh, I find it funny that people think Yakov is a real Ukrainain. He is a Jew. Jews aren't one of us.
Vovk3 5 months ago
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databar100 5 months ago
@Vovk3 Some are so Ukrainian you wouldn't even know they were Jews. My grandfather had plenty of Ukrainian-speaking Jewish friends. They're rare, but they exist, true Jewish Ukrainians.
Solkovsky 5 months ago
@Vovk3 If you're born in Ukraine.....you're technically Ukrainian.
SickSchizophrenic 5 months ago
@SickSchizophrenic
No, not necessarily. Blood is the real indicator. Saying that you're Ukrainian because you were born in Ukraine doesn't make you Ukrainian. Being a part of a nation goes much deeper than a piece of paper. It's this attitude that anyone can be anything that destroys the world's cultures and nations.
Vovk3 5 months ago
@Vovk3 I think I see where you're coming from, but the way I see it...if you're born in a country, then you have just as much of a right to be a part of that culture as everyone else. You have a right to speak the language, study the art and music, eat the food, contribute to the culture in some way, e.t.c. And with "this attitude" not everyone can be anything. For example, I'm Afghan-American, but I'm just as American as some kid whose family has been living here for hundreds of years. But it's
SickSchizophrenic 5 months ago
@Vovk3 not like I can just wake up and become Japanese, you know? If he has kids, then wouldn't they have Ukrainian blood flowing through them? Yeah, because their father is Ukrainian. I don't mean to be a dick, so excuse me if I offended you, but like it or not, since he's born in Ukraine, he is Ukrainian. He's a Jewish, Ukrainian stand-up comedian. You're right, being a part of a nation DOES go much deeper than a piece of paper. You also have to be a part of the history, culture, and so on.
SickSchizophrenic 5 months ago
он не русский сразу видно не словянской внешности
MrAxe313 5 months ago
He making this up, what an asshole.
Tumoxa89 5 months ago
@Tumoxa89 Yah, HES the asshole.
oobietime8 3 months ago
hope to see him in branson next month!
14ilovemetal 5 months ago
XD kneepads
gamergirlz11 5 months ago
now he talks smack about the soviet union but really hes is wrong in america we are slowly losing our freedom not freedoms freedom we have one which is you have the right to be alive and thats it.
Eternalgamers1 5 months ago
Yeah, well.... we're slowly losing our freedom in this country (USA) and we will soon resemble Soviet Russia.
Linda7647 5 months ago
comedy is in my blood, i wish it was in my act lol
individualist00000 5 months ago
KGB is watching you
comrad46 6 months ago
this is not a comedian. a traitor to the motherland. he weaves a crap about the USSR. We were all free of charge. I live in an apartment that my parents got for free. We are still free medetsina. free education.
comrad46 6 months ago
@comrad46 A traitor to the motherland..? You mean that pile of capitalist shit it was turned into while the people decay and starve? Yeah- Betrayal..
2tur 5 months ago
@2tur Yes, traitor! only traitors, fleeing the country. At the time when the country needs help! and who are starving? I do not. Раз ты с Украины, сам все знаешь. Еще про голодомор мне скажи. Россия финансировала Советские Республики довольно неплохо. А кто бежит в трудное время, тот не то что предатель, это крыса
comrad46 5 months ago
@comrad46 Wasn't Stalin responsible for Golodmor?
thesands49 5 months ago
@thesands49 Not directly. The NKVD was.
Vovk3 5 months ago
Russia will soon again be SOVIET
comrad46 6 months ago
no shit, America makes up "freedoms', freedom shouldnt even be in plural, freedom is freedom - you are either free or not, there are no S's
Checkingokop 6 months ago
"I thought they should enjoy a little freedom, too".
DreadfulControversy 6 months ago
I read somewhere,
In Soviet Russia they rob Banks.
In North America, Banks Robs Us....
stevelovesgod 6 months ago 137
@stevelovesgod yeah you totally failed to emulate the format.
syngar99 4 months ago
@stevelovesgod capitalist america -.-
Hucketuck 4 months ago
@stevelovesgod in Soviet Russia there is no banks :DDDD
gzee9zpvvv 3 months ago
@stevelovesgod in soviet russia people own bank
in america bank own us... :(
Carbonsteel30 3 months ago
@stevelovesgod In America, you use sequence correctly. In Soviet Russia, sequence use you.
crrsnider1 3 months ago
Mother Russia!!!!! :D
xerx1000 6 months ago
freedom in a box, what a country.
TWutangT 6 months ago
Smart AND funny! Love the puns :) or maybe its easy, being an immigrant.
jellybelly903 6 months ago
It took me awhile to get that last joke. Then I was like "OOOOHHHHH"
TheWarwolf10 6 months ago
In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you!
Stealthpath 6 months ago 4
whadda country!
TjtheTrapper 6 months ago
cleavland isn't as bad as detroit
Robloxvids121 6 months ago 4
why im proud to be Russian XDD
tigerbunny77 6 months ago
The original Borat!
bobslivy 6 months ago 3
@bobslivy exactly what i thought!
enterprise0709 6 months ago
He was really great but when the Iron curtain came down he should have gotten some new material!
pattietatoo 6 months ago
so jewish
Jenia00000 6 months ago
@Jenia00000 nice. thats what leads to holocausts u shithead
RollerBall21007 6 months ago
@Mikkedev outdated, no shit sherlock -.- this was probably recorded somewhere around the 70-80s
shashelasse 7 months ago 4
@shashelasse Definately eighties. He came across in '77 without knowing a word of English.
jpheitman 6 months ago
@Mikkedev not sure if trolling or just very dumb
shashelasse 7 months ago
Yakov Smirnoff that name is from Back to the future The game episode 5..... poor marty
SnatcherZone 7 months ago
i dont get it
Thesk8terbrian 7 months ago
Lol i love how right of the batt he talks about the arab suicide bombers
zolleen 7 months ago
who was the host? he was funny as fuck
Mr420Cheese 7 months ago
@Mr420Cheese You mean the hysterical Rodney Dangerfield?? You never heard of him?? Wow...:) Watch the movie Caddieshack sometime lol
Irishmsb 7 months ago
@Mr420Cheese You mean the hysterical Rodney Dangerfield?? You never heard of him?? Wow...:) Watch the movie Caddieshack sometime lol
Irishmsb 7 months ago
Now in Russia you have much more freedom than America
VikRamInc 7 months ago
In Soviet Russia, you go down on the PlayStation Network!
SoniQ93 7 months ago 4
XIIOniOokamiXII, the man is rodney dangerfield.
puckman125 7 months ago
@puckman125 holy crap thank you O.o
XIIOniOokamiXII 7 months ago
whats his name!!! the guy that introduced him. its al somthing right?
XIIOniOokamiXII 7 months ago
it's like hearing borat making stand up xD
sweeney665 7 months ago
i think a communist russia is 5000 time better than a capitalist usa
AmedesTheKing 7 months ago
@AmedesTheKing really? doomed market, no incentive to work = low quality goods. oppressive and corrupt central government, everything is rationed, you are always being watched. say one thing bad and you're off to a gulag. great system! oh, and no choice in where you're going to work.
PwnforceFrank 7 months ago
@PwnforceFrank You said..."u're always being watched"…is it really so? WOW! Do you really believe that now you’re not being watched? Ha-ha-ha, look around. You said…”oh, and no choice in where u’re going to work”…is it really so? What a lot of nonsense! In reverse, what choice do you/me/us have here unless “IT IS NOT WHAT YOU KNOW IT IS WHO YOU KNOW”! In regards to gulag, yes, it was a dark part of the history, but what country/family is exempt from it? Perhaps you?
DocWog 7 months ago
@PwnforceFrank You said..."corrupt central govnt", cannot agree with you more, HOWEVER...what govnt isn't corrupted, ha? You said..."everything is rationed", a beg your pardon, what’s wrong with a fixed rate? According to yours statement you’re a speculator=black marketeer=an immoral approach making profit by product multiple reselling.
DocWog 7 months ago
@PwnforceFrank Before I start, I'd like to announce that I am not a Soviet/now days Russia's fan, but why to exaggerate? You said.."low quality goods"..really? How interesting. Oh, that’s why soviet school children could wear their uniforms forever coz the quality was so ”poor” that clothing wouldn't deteriorate (lol). That’s why cancer rating had a lowest mark in comparison to the rest of the world. You couldn’t kill equipment coz everything made to last.
DocWog 7 months ago
@PwnforceFrank firstly i m not defending russia because i didnt go there.but i live in a capitalist country and i can tell what it is and believe me theres no difference between both them.i lived in a country which the government and the state was merciless and ruthless to the ethnic minority, no rights because of nationalism because of an authoritarian state which supported by usa and israel.i even dont talk about the poor people, the social classes the fascist army.
AmedesTheKing 7 months ago
@PwnforceFrank and let me tell you something my friend:there isnt any freedom in world.the worlds just managed by two or three countries and theyre managed by two or three groups.thats all.thats fucking all.in one place capitalism and other comumunism.now com. isnt anymore.but still wars still blood.forex:syria, all of behind is usa believe me:) in my believe theres no armies, no borders, no fucking money, its too classic maybe but its the fucking same world
AmedesTheKing 7 months ago
In capitalist America, white people serve the black!
playmannn 7 months ago
56 People were from USSR jokes department.
StasAnanas 7 months ago 82
This wins for the Dangerfield intro.
suarezstyle 7 months ago
This is shit for stupid american people ! in russia humor better than this shit!
MrNekromant1993 7 months ago
"And I said to my self: What a country"
Classic :D
TheOnlyYomalolo 7 months ago 4
In Soviet Russia, ham smokes you!
TweekDash 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you've seen Yakov live!!
DaltonMartin10 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Im going to see this guy in Branson!!!
DaltonMartin10 7 months ago
in soviet russia youtube watches you
onurtje5 8 months ago
way to funny haha
chapstyk666 8 months ago
One of his favorite jokes:''I didnt defect from Russia they asked me to leave.''
adonys10 8 months ago
In Soviet Russia,John Lennon shoot you.
man2read 8 months ago
@axara006 Its word play such as car drive you is a statement on the russian police at the time always arresting people and also has to do with what ever the word is usually has a communist meaning also such as Marks and Marx.
DestryMMA 8 months ago
@fizixs Because in Russia, the video 1,000,000 views YOU!
VictorHermann 8 months ago
in soviet russia youtube comment on you !!!
soumyaaymous 8 months ago
In soviet russia Paper make you
OHHHHH GOD!!!!
Chickenhunter22 8 months ago
I am Russian moved to US - can anyone explain to me WHY is it funny, when they say, that "car drives you"? I honestly don't get it...
axara006 8 months ago
@axara006 well these "in soviet russia" jokes work like: In USA A does B, in soviet russia B does A, e.g. In USA you always find a party, in soviet russia party always finds you. Car drives you is just a nonsense resulting of these jokes.
matthes28469 8 months ago
@axara006 its not funny... you're normal
MegatronHamilton 8 months ago
give this guy an award
thepuza13 8 months ago in playlist nice
russia must b 4 real ha?
thepuza13 8 months ago
he sounds like borat
kalinga01 8 months ago 3
@kalinga01 you mean borat smells like them.
blakiexcharles 8 months ago
@kalinga01 you mean borat smells like them. definitely meant sounds.
blakiexcharles 8 months ago
Every country has one city people make fun of; in Russia, we used to make fun of Cleveland.
BuddyPC 8 months ago 27
Roses Are Red !
Violets Are Blue !
In Soviet Russia , Poem Writes YOU !
xHorrigan 8 months ago 2