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  • Jeff said it's good, so im watching it. right now. netflix

  • you should review some cheech and chong movies

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  • Jeremy, what the hell man, you reviewed this movie, which is one of Tarantino's best, but you haven't reviewed Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs? The fuck man.

  • Seth geko is an absolute bad ass mo fo...clooney's best role...

  • I loved the first half of this movie ...second half is OK..

  • review pulp fiction

  • Good movie

  • "Do you think im f***** playing with you asshole?!! Do you want this little girl to die?... That little girl??...Or yourself??...Or your bosom buddy with the badge?? Now, I DONT WANNA DO IT; but i will turn this place into the f***** wild bunch if I think that you are f****** with me!!!!!" Hahaha, i love that part!

  • This is one of Clooney's best roles, no doubt.

  • alrgight, PUS*Y PUS*Y PUS*Y, come on in pus*y lovers....

    ...

    ...

    white pus*y, black pus*y, smelly pus*y..for complete video.

    watch?v=P3pmwrtlDaY

  • Review pulp fiction and reservoir dogs !!!!

  • do you think they will make double v vega with john travolta and michael madison

  • who do you like better

    The Vega Brothers

    Or

    The Geko Brothers

  • i really love seeing when actors direct or viice versa in this case. and i think Tarantino is a good enough actor to do a lead role. Cuz lets be honest that shit sounds fucking awesome!

  • One of my Top 10 Faves of All Time!!

  • Man Jeremy you packing heat...

  • "this is a pussy blow out all right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"-Chet

  • badaasss

  • World class movie, if you are male, you must see this movie. There is no excuse, just fuckin' watch it.

  • I just got done watching this. This just became one of my favorite FUN movies of all time.

  • LOL wow i never noticed cheech now i feel stupid

  • one of my favorite lines... "What's in Mexico?" ... Tarantino replies "Mexicans"

  • you know what i loved about this film? George A Romero's friend did a HUGE throw back to Castlevania with the whip

  • i LOVE how at the end the girl drives away in the r.v and it shows in the back the camera zooming out and its a temple i thought that was like sooooo epic!!!! also in my opinion danny trejo has a bit part but i love him cause he is in EVERYfrom dusk till dawn movie in my opinion i think the sequels of it suck cause no clooney no tarantino that is bullshit

  • @gkillah678 yea the ending was amazing and why would Tarantino be in the sequel? he died lol. but yea i agree they should of had Clooney

  • That was the easiest hint ever man. LOL! I would've said "'Holy $hit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster". Haha.

  • You tripped me out when you explained George's acting. I agree, his best role and my favorite. I did that lil smirk in high school all the time, and his facial expressions. The ladies loved it. This was in the mid 90's. Excellent review.

  • And I also love how an ad for Twilight is in the up-hand right corner of the page...Yeah, like that's even a true vampire film. You want to see a real vampire flick, watch From Dusk 'Till Dawn! No movies are better than original exploitation works that Tarantino references as well as those films themselves he makes that pay homage.

  • Definitely not his best, but certainly a lot better than Jackie Brown. I'm sorry, but Jackie Brown overall just was not a good film at all. It's what happens when people with unique trademarks try to follow the crowd; blend in with the hive. It felt to regular and generic, and that's why people loved it so much--because they're too dull to see art when it's in front of their eyes. This film, on the other hand, is at least supposed to be ridiculous but still freaking cool. It blew my mind.

  • "Your eating maggots Micheal how do they taste?" is from The Lost Boys.... btw they did a # 2 recently in tribute to the Sam Actor and no i cannot remember his name no matter how much I look it up which I am about to do...Corey Haim. It is totally different from the original, all the way to the nature of the vampires. But both frog brothers were in it so for me that was cool.

  • @jnc1417 It was the the third Lost Boys film. Yeah, you probably never heard of the second one because it sucked that bad.

  • @proximity1620 tribe something something Im about to watch it lol, and yeah it looks like it does but I have to see it anyways. besides they are better than the dust till dawn sequels.

  • I've always thought Tarantino was pretty damn overrated, but I think this film is proof that he should perhaps stick to writing scripts and not direct his own films...so basically he's the opposite of M Night Shyamalan.

  • @Anth150 mmmmno.

  • @Anth150 Ugghh... Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill, Reservoir dogs... and you don't think he should direct films?

  • @burgerboot Again, I find him overrated. Pulp Fiction was ok, and so was Reservoir Dogs, but I just don't think he's worthy of the praise he gets. And to be honest, I thought Kill Bill (part 1 at least, never saw part 2) and Inglorious Basterds both sucked.

  • @Anth150 idiot, Tarantino didn't direct this movie 

  • @JabbaDaPerv *facepalm*

    Read my comment again. I recognized that he didn't direct the film and say that it's proof that he shouldn't direct films and should just write them, because the film is good and stuff. FFS.

  • "Welcome, to slavory,"

    "No thanks, ive been married!"

    BLAM!

    SPLAT!!!

  • mine fav charater is sex machine aka tom savini

  • @MrDeath893 mine too!

  • I love this fucking movie! It should be considered 1 of the greatest of all time! Love the review!

  • worst review ever.

  • @fabianidhesona haven't u seen his other reviews

  • is that a real gun

  • desperado was the first collaboration

  • You should review Amadeus

  • Review The Decent

  • The Salma Hayek dance...best dance ever!

  • weren't there 3 of these? if so how were the onthe two?

  • @ApathyKillsAll You do not talk about those movies.

  • @cinemaspaz So, i take it that they were toltal shit that disgraced the franchise name (kind of like the crow 2-4).

  • @ApathyKillsAll Put it this way. #1 has a 7.1 on IMDB. #2 has a 3.8. #3 has a 4.8. The sequels weren't made by Tarantino or Rodriguez, and were released straight to video.

  • funny, phillyd just did a from dusk till dawn movie review .... wtb original material

  • I don't know why but this moive remindes me of Call of duty zombie mode 4 survivers kill monsters i guess

  • @ryanbob1000 Maybe thats where treyarch got the idea for Nazi Zombies...

  • These are MEXICAN vampires, sorry no shiny skin...

  • as soon as you said the tale of 3 chich's in the 28 days later movie review. i immediately searched for this review hoping this is what you were talking about. i wasn't disapointed

  • i completely agree, best line "I'm an asshole, but not a fucking asshole" Pure Gold

  • this movie you need to watch without nothing knowing about it.

    that's how i like this film. and it becomes the most awesome vampire action film ever.

    i love this movie

  • yeah, it was okay, deffinately not Quentin's best.The vampire stuff goes on for way too long

  • this movie takes me back its my fav vamp flick thanks for the video

  • You forgot the savini. Icing on the cake. 

  • omg you should review brain dead lool, think you will love it acting is not the best though and its a classic :D

  • "What were they psychos?...or"

    "They look like psychos!? Is that what they look like!? They were Vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

    ...thats my motto for life...

  • Saying you aren't grown up yet, ROFLMAO!

  • Interesting Fact: This film was allowed to be horrifically bloody, as long as it was any other color than red.

  • Theres a stripper club where I live called "from Dusk till Dawn"

  • @ItillaMan It's probally a tribute to the movie, hell, if I could, I would calll my daughter from Dusk Till Dawn!

  • @ItillaMan You're shitting me.

  • @DexterM187 No shit

  • 2:01 I laughed mt ass off.

  • Classic Classic.

  • Fantastic movie, one of my fave horror movies! review Near Dark Jeremy.

  • you sir, deserve a banner

  • this really is clooneys best movie a great line is"did they look like psychos?they were vampires,psychos dont explode when sunlight hits them i dont care how crazy they are"

  • @ghostwhiskey

    Wasn't this the first movie for Clooney that made him a super star...

    It's too bad that he really don't do another one.

  • Yo Jeremy...what time is it?

  • review The Prestige

  • i dont get what everyone's problem is with the kid at 0:57

  • you sick S.O.B. i just like 2 say thank you if it wasnt 4 u i would never give this movie my time i just saw it and it was great no it was awesome and 4 me Clooney was just another fantasy actor 4 middle age women but man was i wrong this guy can be a bad ASS when he wants and even though the vampires are really crapy im just glad i didnt hear bella do u luv me so thank you and keep up the good review

  • Awesome review like always, haven't seen the movie yet. Just one question. Wouldn't Desperado and From Dusk Til Dawn be considered "Robert Rodriguez" movies? He was the one that directed them, but then again Quentin did star in them. So I guess we're both right.

  • the movie was like 2 different movies 1st half was a crime drama movie 2nd horror movie

  • @rainfaces i know,i think that was a genius thing to do

  • @ghostwhiskey i would have like to seen clooney and tarantinos characters in a nother movie without the vampires probaly would have been amazing

  • Their demon vampires nuff said! i mean how else are they supposed to look but grotesque and hideous!

  • Caught this on AMC. The first part was decent and seemed to be headed places. Once they got to the bar it quickly turned into somewhat of a mess. I had to laugh at the vampires because they reminded me of a cross between the bad guy in The Mask after he puts on the mask, and something you'd see on the Disney Channel. Ok it was bad makeup. Pretty silly really but maybe that's what they were shooting for. Didn't really flip my switches. Just seemed mostly goofy. Clooney was very cool though.

  • @Garrison64 Are you badmouthing Sex Machine? Because that's what that sounds like.

  • @dudeegg274 No pretty much the whole thing. Even that vibrating stake gun that Clooney had was totally laughable. And the holy water condems and squirt gun, oh boy. I guess that's what they were going for but I couldn't figure out if they were going for laughs or what. It certainly wasn't scary at all. The gore was totally over the top and the body part instruments was just stupid. Like I said, it didn't really do it for me. I can see why AMC only gave it 2 stars.

  • @dudeegg274 And all of them looked dumb when they turned into vampires. The makeup was terrible. They looked more goofy than anything.

  • @Garrison64 Obviously it's cheesy and not scary because it's an old movie,but that's exactly why it's great it's badass and you can laugh your ass off and have a great time watching it. And about the Tom Savini thing he is a makeup artist and he did the makeup and costumes and shit for this movie not to mention playing the badass SexMachine.

  • @dudeegg274 Being old has nothing to do with it being scary or not. There are plenty of old movies that are very scary. I don't even think they were going for scary. It was almost like they all got together and said, "Hey what can we do to make this scene even more ridiculous". Then they filmed it. For me it didn't click. But that's just my opinion. I don't expect you or anyone to agree with it.

  • Good flick...kind of falls apart the last quarter or so though

  • I actually watched this movie, and it was great. Thanks for recommending it

  • You didn't mention Tom Savini, horror master and his role as Sex Machine! The crotch gun was his idea. His pool table routine was taught to him by Jackie Chan. True story - heard it from Tom himself. We used to hang out in Pittsburgh.

  • OMG, Cheech's speech about cats! It makes me laugh just thinking about it. Awesome film!

  • Tarantino portrays one of those fucked up characters.

  • ...........where'd you get the gun from? LOL

  • For those of you not blessed (cursed?) with a copy of From Dusk Till Dawn (or a netflix sub), I just saw an ad that it will be showing on AMC this Saturday night.

  • "So what we have here is Vampires... and I don't want to hear how you don't believe in Vampires because I don't believe in Vampires, but I believe my eyes, and what I saw was Vampires!"

  • Wait you review GOOD OLD VAMPIRE MOVIES and still havent reach BLADE ? the most badass comic book movie eva made ?

    ;_; make a fatty happy.

  • @2:44 is that danny trejo.

  • @MrMrhellsing Yes, Danny Trejo is in the movie. It's a Rodriguez film.

  • Jeremy are you a Mexican or a Mexican't

  • I remember watching this movie trying to get to sleep, but I actually really liked it and decided to stay up haha

  • wet pussy, dry pussy, cat piussy, smeellllyyyyy pussy !!!!!

  • @highnine9 That is my favorite line from the movie. :D

  • good times, good times

  • I hate your ratings. I hate them so much. >_<

  • omg From Dusk to Dawn!!!!!!!!!

    Cheech- We've Got wet pussy we've got dry pussy we've got cat pussy....you get the idea. Great movie, great choice. I've watched it no lie like 20 times.

  • DUMMM DUMMM DUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM DUMM WAHHHHHHHHHH

  • i liked batman and robin

  • what about dark city doesnt anybody think thats a good movie

  • Clockwork Orange.

  • please review the shining or fight club

  • SMEEEEEEEEEELLYYYYYYYYYYYY PUUUUUSSSSSSYYYYYYYY

  • Where The Hell'd You Get A Gun Dood?? Lmao!

  • the first matrix

  • Review American psycho. That would be cool

  • @alittleolder It was late at night. Cut me some slack! Lmao.

  • great review but I'm surprised there was no refernce to one of the greatest movie lines ever--that pretty much epitomized Clooney's Seth Gecko's personna;

    "psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a f**k how crazy they are!"

  • you should be an actor

  • the lost boys, fright night, from dusk till dawn

    best vampire movies ever.

  • Review In Bruges (<-- seriously one of the best movies ever) and Fight Club (everybody knows it's awesome.)

  • @eddie4ever6197 In Bruges was excellent!

  • Blade

  • Ok here's the whole speech: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All ...right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy..no more chars

  • I do remember the whole pussy speech.. Do you really want me to recite it here?

  • great review LOL - from dusk til Dawn is the best vamp movie !

  • Pussy, pussy come on in we got chicken pussy horse pussy... and so on.. epic speech

  • One flew over the cuckoo's nest

  • @Begeaux that was me

  • Review the dark knight!!!

  • damn!!! why am i the only one upon my friends who can watch tarantino movies T_T i mean.. like physicly able! the others just don't understand it and call it bullshit..-_-.. sure...tarantino movies aren't real movies they're sorta another thing xD

  • Seth's(Clooney) tattoo was badass in the movie

  • You're right, it looks like two completely different movies pushed together

  • I didnt know the guy with the crotch gun did the effects! He was awsome in the film hate he turned though! Lost Boys Corey.H and Corey.F cant go wrong! Truth, Justice,and The American Way!!

  • One of the funniest movies I've watched involving vampires. It is a true modern classic of the genre. Good review.

    Jeremy, you should look at Suspiria, the Beyond or Jacob's ladder.

  • Awesome review of an absolute classic movie...good pick

  • Lost Boyz!!! Yea!!! Let's get this show rolling the right way!

  • LOST BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYS

  • So your gonna do the Lost Boys tomorrow?

  • ok when i watched this movie i didnt know what to think.. for the one part i loved it i didnt know why but it had this awesome vibe in it but when i sat down and thought about it a bit after watching it, it also kinda felt like a parody movie making fun of all the shitty vampire/zombie movies out there and that made me love it even more :D but i dont know maybe thats just me....:p

  • The effects were done by a guy in the movie. I can't for the life of me remember his name. Its the guy with the crotch gun.

  • @thepoliticalstartrek Tom Savini? :D

  • "Psychos, is that what they looked like? They were *vampires*. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a shit how crazy they are."

    Also, love Lost Boys!

  • The Creature Effects were Awsome and done really well ! I notice a little (tilt to the hat from Peter Jackson's Dead Alive Monster's too!

  • Well, no shit, Priest is inspired from this movie.

  • Lost Boys please!!! I own that movie!

  • @Jermey Jahns Yo! Thanks Man that was Awsome! George Clooney is my Hero! and (Cheech says = If u can find Pussy cheaper than a penny FUCK IT!!!!!!!!) LoL!!!

  • Hopefully not Lost Boys... that movie sucked monkey ballz.

  • You know, my brother was daring me to name a vampire movie where the vamps aren't all posh and crap. I can't believe I forgot this one. I need to get this on DVD.

    Anyway, I love how one minute it's a hiest movie and then BAM! The shit just hits the fan and it's vampires.

  • Salem's Lot (1979) please.

  • The Titty Twister, Best. Name. Ever!

  • review SCUM !!

  • Nice review...

  • Nice review!

  • i agree with everything he said great review!

  • Jeremy have you played Lair of the Shadow Broker yet for Mass Effect 2? It's fucking amazing!! :D

  • review a fish called wanda! i know its old but its one of the best comedy movies ever!!

  • lmao and cheech.

  • Awesome review for an awesome movie =)

  • This is one of my favorite movies. As far as George Clooney goes.....please don't blame him for the overall suckiness of that Batman movie. The whole thing seriously stunk. George Clooney hardly had anything to work with in that crappy film. I will, however, agree that his part in From Dusk til Dawn was completely awesome and is my favorite.

  • Review Fight Club and Momento!

  • @ANewFlame Did you mean "Memento"?

  • @ANewFlame

    i think you meant MEMENTO

  • @ANewFlame Two of my favorite movies. Good idea.

    Literally, on my bio on XbL, I have "Two movies that you probably haven't seen that you should: Fight Club and Memento."

    Memento was a total mindfuck, and Fight Club was just insanely awesomely amazingtacular.

  • @ANewFlame i agree with memento but review troll 2 also

  • I know Selma