Destructoid - Skyrim's Penisfinger, Wondercon's Games, and Max Payne 3 Deets! - Destructoid

[oOtomatilloOo]

Is that Amy from Ghost Hunters?!.......

[eftultima]

you didnt come for skyrim, you came for skyrim penisfinger

[WaterTheBoy]

4:45 is skyrim but it suuuucks

[venixnitro10]

@WaterTheBoy you got no taste in games

[hjhjh57]

she's kinda hot...as hell...i'd hit that shit.

[Leadlobotamist]

This show was horrible...Curiosity got the best of me. Damn suggestions!

[CamCoThreeDee]

LOL. 4:31 "shut max we have elder scrolls breaking news, lets take it to max, max!"

[TheWanskiz]

Random; I wonder if he has attempted to put his man-squid-bear waggus near her mouth?

[YorianSevenfold]

@YoZarconi Thanks, I'm closing the tab right now!

[MrCole121]

@YoZarconi yyyyyeeeeessss 

[CMScelero]

Tara, its not a child's bedroom, its Max's bedroom, but be nice to him about it

[lolindeedful]

is this guy trying to act gay or was he just born like that?

[Terrorist12341]

lol what a total douche

[FIGHTER0102]

Wow, i wanted to see some more awesome skyrim stuff, not some retard

[sigh999999]

I think I can speak for us all when i say 15,078 came here for skyrim

[Shamadamun]

18:53 of uselessness. I came for Skyrim.

[slashrocks19801]

We don’t want to hear about your weekend, jokes or the other crappy games out we WANT SKYRIM! Seriously who fin plays these other crappy games, this is the last time I waste my time watching a destructOcrap video

[karzyarmycat]

How is this 18 mins long that's impossible the max is like 12

[jayparrish1]

@karzyarmycat LOL! Is that what you think... type in "NooBTooB" on YouTube... there videos go from about 40mins - 1 hour and 30mins...

[coolman2001ify]

is he Max Payne?

[10MessiLegend]

I will never watch destructoid again!

[plysmeister]

that child bedroom is just an Ikea commercial lol... got the same green hanging thing in my home its from Ikea lol

[china6exvodka]

This show sucks cock

[abrightside]

@TheAlchemiist Completely agree

[GoBIGclan]

I wanted skyrim... :(

[Melee2Kil]

advertising needs to stop

[shordyinabox]

@YoZarconi :'( need more info.

[DAEDREKWARRIOR]

these screens are fucking a month old seriously...

[getyourcoreon]

that joke was fucking retarded you should be hung and beat with a fucking club

[Lockole]

Oh I didn't know Americans also got electric playground/ reviews on the run

[xShadowWolf523x]

i hate you people thanks to you i lost part of my life

.... PEOPLE LISTEN TO YOZARCONI I DIDNT AND ILL NEVER GET THAT TIME BACK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[NukedWaffle]

I'm actually more exited for the new information and trailers about Skyrim than the game itself, seeing as it's months away. That isn't to say that I won't have an cataclysmic nerdgasm when I put Skyrim into my xbox for the first time.

[espbern]

I think I can see Tara's bra.. Hot.

And to answer all your questions: Yes, I am a nerd. Yes, I am a creep. And yes, I am a virgin, as far as I am aware.

[RedSandDuster]

@espbern can I r@pe your b00bs?

[reninngun]

wow i just got an ad that was more 2min

[exkefkaroth]

Green lantern is cool however only John Stewart and guy gardner

[Killlswittch]

Thunder Thunder THUNDER CATS

[DragonSeb911X]

Megan Fox is a man no joke search it on google

[makemydayjew11]

@DragonSeb911X well looks like megan fox is the hottest man with tits and a ass

[DragonSeb911X]

@makemydayjew11 and therefore you are gay

[mightycol]

Thumbs down for not liking Green Lantern.

[ANGRY0evil0IRISH0man]

@YoZarconi thank you

[CptCaptulon]

Wait, so let me get this straight.

I have to watch a fucking advert to be able to even start watching your video, then your start your video WITH A FUCKING ADVERT.

Pro work there guys

[kilvertm]

@CptCaptulon Wow you really still browse the internet without an ad blocker...?

[DinDinAlright]

Cat's cradle is awethum.

[TheMason7125]

ummm a huge question?? what damn system or video footage did you use of Captain America!! fuckin Wii!!

This game looks so much better other place like gametrailers com

[oalithgow]

cool leahter jacket !!!

[Spiritfox06]

No...new...Skyrim...informatio­n...

I am near starved O_O

Just kill me now...maybe God has Skyrim in heaven...

[TheRocketJocky]

Penis finger huh? Yep, thats great . Guess what though, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!!!!!

[dgsstan]

Lol sness .......

[PedrozaJonathan]

Max Payne 3 will not be half cool because is ROCKSTAR. Remedy kicks ass.

[fullmetal03]

Its not SSSNES you retard its S-N-E-S.

[deviant3232]

@fullmetal03 Why are people so petty, really this is the pettiest bullshit ever, you clearly know what they meant by it, so who cares?

[ATerribleScreenName]

here for the scrolls.... thats it

[jrj5111]

advertisements piss me off!

[gullie0]

What the fuck??!! How the fuck could someone make fun of elder scrolls, the greatest mmorpg ever created? what the fuck?! Fuckin douchbag elvis wannabe. I'm sure most of these views were for elderscrolls, so why the fuck make fun of it?!

[JermstheBohemian]

@gullie0 not an MMORPG, like at all

[iwontuseanumber]

@gullie0 it's an mmo, huh I didn't hear about that part, maybe you could fill me in.

[gullie0]

@iwontuseanumber I would fill you in if you told me what exactly you didn't hear? And my mistake. MMO. It still is Jesus inside a videogame

[Shinntoku]

I <3 Jose! He's a boss. Also, I think that description of Ninja Gaiden sounds really intriguing.

[maxthezest]

take it yaysay? what is this i don't even.

[MetalLion64]

Why is Max Payne 3 taking place in Sao Paulo? I've been there alot of times and I'm pretty sure it doesn't have that many trees, it actually looks like New York but with less tourist attractions.

[MrSkyrimfan]

Before they do anyone who comments

Above me the same applies but with horse chode and Charlie sheen

[MrSkyrimfan]

Any one who commented below me is gay and sucks donkey balls they bought of a gay old hermit for 50 cents for a living

[JustZXthere]

Go mac

[armandornd]

@TheWalcast It looks like you need to learn how to use correct grammar and punctuation right before you put up a comment.

[TheRealGreenshell1]

@armandornd obvious troll bro. :\

[95jjs]

i came here to see whats new with skyrim and all that was said is somthing to do with a penis finger -_- "sigh" :L

[RonB193]

Less chat, more of Max's nipples. Wait... No, the other way around.

[1xxvipxx1]

is the room pink or is it a lighting problem? :\

[armandornd]

@1xxvipxx1 Your grammar is the problem. Learn how to use correct grammar right before you put up a comment.

[1xxvipxx1]

@armandornd what are u an english teacher? don't be such a douche english isn't my first language!... go troll somewhere else plz :D

[Broadcast9494]

WOW skrim!!

[littlebigfan3000]

18:36 :D

[XenovannHellwolf]

Why on earth would you show ONLY the wii version of captain america game play?

[holditnow]

The more I hear about Ninja Gaiden 3, the less I want to play it.

[WesleighHall]

Tara would make a good Mary Jane in a Spiderman movie.

[Jon166]

Tara would make an awesome Mary Jane.

[norby511]

bat man is the only good dc thing ever including he universe and teen titans besides that though marvel is the only thing i read! ... and star wars/ lotr books

and i think marry jane was hot!

[norby511]

bat man is the only good dc thing ever including he universe and teen titans besides that though marvel is the only thing i read! ... and star wars/ lotr books

[ibstrd]

I disagree. Ninja Gaiden shouldn't limit itself to stabbing only, specially after 2 decades of life. It's good if games try on more mature subjects, even if they are very teenage like so far.

[porgy29]

@ibstrd getting more mature and deep is fine, but I don't want to know what it feels like to murder someone, and especially not what it feels like to gut them. I don't play video games to live out secret violent fantasies, I play them because the story and the gameplay are fun.

[hellotheresirdude]

It's ok Tara

you're perfect to nerds

[thesorrow777]

Oh no tara why, Why a mac owner.

[Dryst0404]

love the PINK!

[PEREZCHOOCH]

WTF the room is PINK like Tara Long's VAGINA!

[Thad83]

@PEREZCHOOCH ... naw I'm pretty sure that it's black, you know, because she has no soul?

... SHE HAS RED HAIR!

I quit.

[PEREZCHOOCH]

@Thad83 HAhahahahahaha

[kinshin15]

He stole my dinosaur joke off youtube, Damn him! Why does everyone have to steal my jokes! Sigh... I will make sure that this "Steve" person pay for his crimes personally! Seriously though that guy did steal my joke from me and then he posted it on revision. You should give that prize to someone else who actually didn't steal their jokes from other people off youtube. That guy doesnt deserve it, and it could actually go to someone who had came up with a really clever joke. )=

[gullie0]

@kinshin15 Give him his joke back!!!!

[ZombieMonkey7]

@kinshin15 I read that on youtube, that is some bullshit :(

[youmenow1]

@kinshin15 How the hell did they get Steve when u clearly were the one with the most likes?. I didn't see Steve anywhere, im disappointed and angry for you.

[yellaturd]

@kinshin15 the joke was ass shit tastic

[tommymckeedude]

@kinshin15 Jealous much?

[DDKNV]

@kinshin15 I certainly hope that the "mutilating babies" part was ad-lib, otherwise your joke isn't nearly as clever as you think it is.

[Deathlock257]

@kinshin15

That guys a huge loser. xD

[Alowishius]

12:50 Who likes doing this? Drummers.

[RagnaroekChaos]

But...invading other countries, stipping it of all resources and stealing from the natives is the American dream, right? Isn't that what this "we're bringing *democracy* to the terrorists" is all about?

[GooglSpiesOnUs]

i know and she keeps awkwardly Laughing ಠ_ಠ

[relo999]

yeah a dnd reference

[Furygenesis]

Is that footage from the Wii version of the Captain America game or something?

[ifoejwwgyfsu]

pink, pink everywhere...

[Darksilk01]

I was suppose to be the guest on the show, but all that pink caused me to have a seizure :(

[cheezit1]

preorders are definitely available max, have been since day after the announcement :P

[snake2006]

It is pronounced GAI DEN

Idiots

[reizoryuu]

poor tara...all left out of the geek convo ;[

[Wattapus]

That Captain America games looks like a ps2 game.

[AORMETALGORE]

next time u should invite someone who talks about subjects that may appeal to Tara, so she won't be as excluded.i dunno, someone who talks about cooking, improving your washing dishes abilities, or something like that.JUST KIDDIN' xD

[TheMrJF]

Tara is just there.... siting quietly

[salenkov]

They want us to know how it feels to kill someone? Are they speaking from personal experience?

[matsis95]

did any1 exept me notise that tara farted with her mouth when she said thrillers? 08:51

[greatgames148]

So much PINK!

[Piph0]

Damn Max, if you want your ninja fix, pick up Ninja Blade.

[TheStarfox567]

I thought the special guest would be Max's boobs. How wrong I was.

[isaidmrw]

More than a few times now, whenever I watch this show, I hear El Guapo from The Three Amigos say "I like these guys. They are funny guys. Just kill one of them."

[PrawnzHD]

i will watch 4 more of these weekly vids, if the colour is still pink, i will unsub.

[MagnusDune]

ew, fix your lighting now! makes the whole set look like a child's bedroom!

[PolarPuberty]

TAEK IEHT YEAISEH

[minecr4ft]

VOCALOIDS!!! 00:40

[OneHardcoreGamer]

STOP ON 05:05 IS IT JUST ME OR IS THAT A COMPLETELY NEW SCREENSHOOT FROM SKYRIM

[XxVerosaqXx]

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[SnoweyMan111]

0o she's a Mac owner?

I'm sure she will change after a while of hosing A GAMING NEWS CHANNEL.

[SnoweyMan111]

Best, joke, ever. It's a parody of youtube comments hidden within a parody of famous youtube spoofs.

[angelmarine1292]

Oh man, my dick gets so hard...

Whenever I see Max. Pff, forget Tara.

[ww3pl]

I see Max practiced on lisping.

[BustedGamer]

But i waaaant it lolz.

[BustedGamer]

@BustedGamer thor ds I mean oops.

[PurpleHoneyBear]

Hey Cuffs was a good movie!

[Saniguy9000]

Thumbs up if ur here for SKYRIM

[Dustrick]

...I hate leather jackets.

[TheJacksterman]

Sweet. Not getting Ninja Gaiden in Australia... :\

[ThIzZlAmIcMeLtDoWn]

why is max in my bedroom

[Sammagoat]

... The room is pink.

THE ROOM IS PINK.

Why.

[Dienamickz]

@Sammagoat its not pink its red actually

[myampisbroken]

@Sammagoat The room is not pink. It is Poke' ball colors which makes it Max's heaven.

[wyvernlord23]

@Sammagoat I'm guessing it has something to do with THAT DAMN PANTHER!!!

[ShadovvStorm]

@Sammagoat Y U HATIN?

[martinaee]

@Sammagoat And can they not tell there is a pink cast on their faces too? LOL If you are going to go with pink (shudders) at least white balance the shit out of your camera so that it looks right in video.

[armandornd]

@Sammagoat Learn how to use correct punctuation right before you put up a comment.

[jhNNNNNNNy]

@Sammagoat because...

[HiOnLife14]

@Sammagoat i think its the lighting but it really should be green lights considering thats their colour

[MoonspiderHugs]

TARA looks so out of place during the comic book talk...

AND max just got more awesome for BEING A MARVEL FAN :)

[MrPudster1]

tara long = ginger with a soul.

[MoonspiderHugs]

WHY IS THE ROOM PINK?!?!?!?!?

i liked the pokemon themed colors :(

[peber13]

Tara for the second half of the show: smile and nod, look at Max, smile and nod. laugh, look at Jose, smile and nod, laugh. "take eeeeazy!"

[BillZoeker]

Max, you know I was behind you on your Bulletstorm rant because the game is aggressively childish. I was disappointed that you railed against this new Ninja Gaiden creed, which seems inverse on the scale of maturity. I understand if you're not interested, but I don't think there's anything wrong with what they seem to be aiming for. I'm interested by the desire to portray the deeper nuances of gore and violence, but if you're not... just don't be interested. In other words: chill, bro. :)

[vidcirman666]

I don't care about spider-man anymore..... at all!

[flamemorx]

noooooo cleavege ...... : (

[C0RR4D0]

take it eezy guys

[jesserobles]

Tara looks soooo pretty, I like what she is wearing. And Max looks freaking hot! :)

[radiogiraffe]

Tara told Max to shut up to take it to Max.

[Americanbadashh]

I'm excited I'd love to see a game tackle violence in games and how it really effects the characters I'm also intrigued by this "more than blood and gore" line. It sounds very philosophical not pretentious, which is a word I think is far over used for anyone who doesn't want to put a deep thought into something beyond it's basic level, not that there is any wrong with that, but calling hem out for it, is acting like there is something wrong with exploring the deepness of a video game.

[SlurmNator]

u heard of making video under 10 mins

[Galient5]

Macs are teh suck, buy a PC and because you guys are awesome, Tara, download wine.

[Galient5]

@Galient5 Btw wine is an emulator

[guymockingdale]

what is all this comic book TALK!? its like 1/2 a step from talking about table top!

[SlapHappyJesus]

@guymockingdale 

[MrFelixFX]

Green Lantern vs Iron Man. Who thinks that would be an epic fight?

[DedlyxArsonist]

my question is, when is Ryan Reynolds going to be kicking ass AS DEADPOOL!??!? DEADPOOL KICKS ALL TYPES OF 4th WALL ASS!!!

[Rith9789]

Damnit I saw that post it was like right before mine. FUCKKKK

[darkinertia2]

tara you broke my heart by being a mac owner :( just dont ever leave android!

[hackneo64]

Tara was just sitting in awkward silence while Paul and Max were talking.

[Alizar06]

@hackneo64 LOL yeah i noticed that too. 3rd wheel lolll

[MandoBadass1]

LOL I love the way Tara has no say in their conversation!

[tino007vt]

@MandoBadass1 its because women are not allowed to talk in man conversations

[lordmat666]

how can that guy say Captain America and Thor looks good it looks terrible, both graphic and gameplay. don't kid yourself crappy movie tie-in games are always shit