Who is M13?

[ChevyVanDude]

Ehtical correct at 3:00 :)

[ChevyVanDude]

Ehtical correct at 3:00 :)

[subtrefuge28]

HA HA!

[RedBoyforCE]

I laughed my ass off :D:D

[KillerOfKampers]

love this soo funny

[SI3G3ANON]

You just get on it. And you ride... It's not a fucking space shuttle.

[DjYoungSkeff]

what is the background music?

[s30zchee]

This guys a fag

[swaggtodeath]

======>hey guys check out my videos<===

[Gold171]

4:09 LMFAO

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

lol. u have 911 vids xD

[UKRedWing]

who is this amazing UKRedWing?

[BrandonWadeJenson]

Every time I get on YouTube i spend my time searching different motorcycles and counting the videos I go through until I reach a M13 video <3 great way to spend an afternoon!

[columbusindianaman]

looks like the ski-mask in Mcdonalds video...

[peterana00]

@traumabond i lol so hard when i read this. im azn btw

[jynqsone]

Ma'am if your in there, FART LOUDLY

BAHAHAHAHHA XD

[swat273]

Awsome video :)

[2012Eternium]

whats the song name it starts with "hello everybody, this is my scooter, it is a very nice scooter, and i want to show it to you" lol

[fineasianexport]

hello there. I am a new rider and was searching on youtube for tips and tibbits about safe riding. Came across your site. You are hilarious!

[DieWolfen]

Whats the song?

[c2fan22]

@traumabond LOL ur fucking racist and fucked up if not racist LOL

[Curri3Saan]

@QCBEC Same here, big deal.

[Artys10]

Some people might say that you're a pervert (Judging by the comments on other videos). Women say you're mean to other women, blah blah blah. Fuck them. And I'm a woman. This is funny. It just is. Your reactions are hilarious.

[8kingpin8]

BOOM.?

[SouthSlavicCernogor]

@QCBEC Are you still a virgin 2 months later?

[QCBEC]

@SouthSlavicCernogor Yep.

Sadly

Its mainly because i live in a 2000 population city...i am such an unlucky person i hate my parent for have choosen money over sociality

They preffered to go in the deep north to get paid a lot then being in a city with people in it.

But even with this i should be able to get laid but its just i got a shitty reputation here cuz when i was a kid i was fucking trouble all the time and people didnt liked me and still today people think im fucked up.

Cool story bro.

[Nekojack111]

@QCBEC itll happen my fellow you just gotta have an oppurtunity...

[BLUEBASKETBALL22]

who is it thhat speaks at 1:06

[JamesBondSim9]

@BLUEBASKETBALL22 that is M13, its one of his videos

/user/13mordeth#p/search/0/KRL­YehTl15I

[BLUEBASKETBALL22]

who was that guy talking about his scooter

[wowzakakoa124]

Where is 5:52?

[whyshywank]

@wowzakakoa124 sharp eye haha

[Rcnation101]

Do u not want to show your face at all and can we see a vid of your bike up close

[ferrari12492]

why'd you even click o this video you retarded!!!! haha awesome

[jonathanyip343]

This guy is F---king hilarious

[MrXnoskyfall]

your grampar sucks

[MrXnoskyfall]

this man suck

[purplemunshkin]

@MrXnoskyfall Your grammar sucks.

[themoose1986]

What i want to know is M13 - ive been watching your vids for a day or 2 now, exaughsted.

But you mention your....now let me see if i get this.

Your from Canada? brought up with most family in the uk? with Scottish blood (Or you were brought up in Scotland? - and your american, living in Taiwan?

Have i got that right? Cause ive been to confused.com many times - even tried to phone Frank for advice on how to figure this out.

Live in Glasgow scotland myself, so im interested lol.

[trevor19900902]

@themoose1986 He was born and grew up in canada. nothing to do with UK. im pretty sure. but yeh he lives in thailand now he left canada after RL problems with friend to teach in taiwan. that was 15 years ago. im pretty sure you will find all this out when you watch the rest of his videos :)

[trevor19900902]

@trevor19900902 NOT THAILAND YOU IDIOT YOU MEANT TO FUCKING SAY TAIWAN!!!!

[themoose1986]

@trevor19900902 Im positive i read in one of his descriptions (or heard him say) - dunno im watching all the videos backwards its kinda stupid now that i think about it.

But yea, i remember seeing somewhere he was on about having family in "UK" not sure if it was england or scotland.

[13mordeth]

@themoose1986 My mother is from Blackpool. We went back to visit for a few months. My mother is Scottish but was adopted by a UK woman.....who died a year or two later.

[themoose1986]

@13mordeth Ah, Brilliant mate - You lead a good life man, seriously...dont ever doubt it for a second.

You lead a more adventurous life than 90% of us who follow you.

And im sorry to hear about your son - I hope he pulls through, but with your blood & mentality, it should be easy for him.

Next time you pass by Scotland, come to glasgow for a tour, drink, BBQ and a comfy bed if you need it. -no homo.

My girl says she will get her sister to attend to you for the night. (well worth it!)

[billnyethe1742]

@themoose1986 he is from Canada brought up by a single mother on welfare life was in the shits for him so he went with a friend who teached in korea to taiwan in like 1998 or something hes just scottish blood from his family mate

[pwamsley1]

You sir have just recieved another subscriber.

[remmy100]

Ha nice. Too bad there arent more ppl like you around here. Everyones so serious; like laughing is a sin or something..

[culticbaton]

This videos fucking awesome 

[Soomp1]

whats the techno song at the start m13?

[BuffaloPie]

Ok i checked the comments and I know the video is old but i gotta ask. What the heck was the blue box thing in that bag? It freeze frames it cause the nunchucks i guess, but it still seemed odd.

[ChristineEllie]

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[13radz]

@ShadowTheHedgeHog780 yer + if you have somthing working well for you (a spesific style) why ruin it

[fockya]

love your personality haha one of the best youtubes in my opinion.

[watz0up]

but the ultimate question is ,why taiwan?

[HirachieOfSociety]

@watz0up Because they have strippers in public parks.

[ThePandaxe]

lol Love your Hillbilly voice,

[xomiakas]

yay! \(◦.◦)/

[WeskersCountess]

i love this omg xD

[alincrys]

I subbed too, well, you might not respond, but I find funny the randomness you respond to each and every statement made by random people. Keep it co(m)ming. ha ^ ^

[Master20Bucks]

link for song?

[F5xToRefresh]

why did you go from canada to taiwan? jw

[Si3rra239]

I. AM. SUBBING. RIGHT. BLOODY. NOW.

[SpeedFighter2AC]

haha the scooter video .. awesome i'm gonna search that video

[SeanBlazze]

lol

[ionoutellme]

You should be a DJ



[ademsgirl1]

Ur vids r kool

[RNCatt]

lubricant made me subscribe lol

[grifalton]

awesome video :D

[MrXXoooXX]

cmon show ur face

[13radz]

@MrXXoooXX imho that would suck unless he pixalated it or somthing cause the whole NOT showing his face in his vids is his thing and i wouldnt want to see it as a vid

[ForestLT]

Wooooooooooo!!!!! Man, I like your videos. In 0:46 you said tha you are ninja killer... When I saw your dance in 0:49 and in 3:03, I realised, that you were right ;) :D :D. With this technique you can even kill SPECNAZ soldier or tank ;D xD :D!!!!!!!

Just kidding. Good work, man!!!

[DAKODA65]

and thats when you give her a smack!

[mamb76]

Hey mate.... what camera do you use on your helmet?

[tvbeaver]

hey m13 whats that song on the video also is your bike a ninja 650r

[theazn07]

yellow fever

[Tonyyxv]

OMG hahaha this is so much fun... i love it my favorite video period

[GeneralLakis]

What techno song is that its really good.If anyone knows please reply.

[x7oYStealth]

Canadian Eh? ME TOO

[LocoMoco39]

Hahahaha, dude... Your fucking awesome!

I've seen alot of your videos before and i just subscribed... and don't know what took me so long though.. hehe

Keep up the good work! :D

Greetings from Norway :D

[TheBlythee]

i'm pretty sure this has been asked a numerous amount of time but...

Song name? :)

[galten123]

@TheBlythee Search youtube for 'm13 techno song'

[aquino2789]

Parade! I used that book here in the third world almost 12 years ago! xD

[starrrayinne]

UR FUNNY ;D

[kalifornika]

dude watching your videos I think you have that cop gen in yourself. Great how citizens have nothing to do and need to put other citizens in their place all the time.

[frontier231]

I couldn't watch the whole thing...boring and juvenile

[ROSSyMOSHER]

2:23 great advise about women :L

[maxime0999]

Who the fuck dared disliking this video, this is one of the funniest on the internet ...

[vycon88]

lol i laughed this whole video

[vycon88]

Lol this video made me laugh alot

[alilaznb0i510]

dude u got my first guess right i thought penis...

[1309cbr]

man,this video is the shit.I watched many of u'r videos but this one is insane .

[vansskater1950]

mordeth u are a cool dude. keep up the good work and thanks for all the vids, they are both helpful and entertaining

[wolfservant5]

nice song

[NhuTmjnH]

NINJA???

[justyesful]

Do u like ice hockey??

[Bassmanonmasa]

man I love your work M13! you're totally badass!! loved the video of the man hitting the dog! (not the part where he beat the dog lol) keep up the great job man! ride safe (prob not possible in thai streets lol)

[AloraPfalzenfurter]

I hated guys who hit on me at the club. I never liked the the guys who were dressed up and hair perfect etc I always liked the goofy guy in the back who was slam dancing in a sweaty t shirt and jeans. I have always been attracted to to guys who make me laugh. My husband was hot and made me laugh so I had the complete package but his arrogance became impossible to live with. I dunno I cant stand liars and people who are stuck up and there I go marrying one. Just worship me damn it! LOL

[DUY1337GUITAR]

I like seeing your life in your first-person perspective.

[niggamoments25]

3:24 Okay , you just get on it and u ride , Its not a fucking space shuttle LOL

[Fuzion180]

what an awesome english lesson! i actually got the last one correct ^^ haha unlucky about the swift

[EVILAKUMA]

U remind me of the show Inspector gadget ( dr claw ) he never shows his face =) like SUSPENSE

[ohshitmanda]

whats the name of the song???

[4alexza]

I was talking about you at work and turns out that a lot of people are familiar with at least a couple of your videos.

[13mordeth]

@ChristDeRosario You're an idiot man. Asians on average have a higher IQ than us. They also have more neurons than us......meaning their brains are more highly developed. The only reason they don't totally "rule" us is because of bad governments and odd cultural choices.

[cortinayo]

@13mordeth No you're wrong. 3 Asian races only - Chinese, Japanese, Koreans - have higher average IQs but their IQ bell curve is much narrower meaning they have less people at the IQ extremities ie delinquents/retards and geniuses. It is these tiny minority of geniuses that is responsible for the advancement of European civilization.

This means that throughout history, included now eg IT, it is Europeans that invent and Asians copy (but can produce better - J car factories IQ test all workers)

[cortinayo]

J = Japanese. (ran out of characters). Japanese car factories IQ test applicants, reject the worse and give the rest jobs strictly based on their IQ ie the highest IQ workers will do the most demanding roles on the factory line. That's why they produce cars that don't break down.

Europeans would never do that because "workers are just workers aren't they" and "we are all equal". Westerners suffer from excessive religiosity unlike Asians and our current nutcase religion is egalitarianism.

[13mordeth]

@cortinayo Well I wasn't totally wrong. On average they still have a higher IQ. And I doubt that you, me or the prick above are the super geniuses....so that's means on average they are still have a higher IQ than us.

[cortinayo]

@13mordeth Fair enough

[Cationification]

@cortinayo India isn't Asian?

[Lostrocker]

@Cationification Indians generally don't have mongoloid traits, ignorant people like to refer to mongoloids under the banner term Asians, even though Asia is houses a significant number of other genetic groups. India is the most genetically diverse housing Mongoloids/ Mongoloid Hybrids, to Caucasoids throughout India, and at the most Southern Points housing Caucosoid and Australoid hybrids. Surprisingly here in the UK 'Asians' refer to those of South Asian descent, and Mongoloids are 'Oriental.'

[devilhunterred]

@cortinayo You are forgetting that Asia (mainly China) was responsible for creating inventions that built the very foundations for modern human civilizations: paper, ink, gunpowder, canons, rockets, rice cultivation, noodle, compass, printing press, bill, and literally several thousands more. Europeans were only able to make scientific advances because of the decline of the Asian nations by the 16th century and the Enlightenment Era, mostly fueled by aggressive European colonization.

[TheRealDealForYou]

@13mordeth and because white people are in bigger amounts, the world is mostly filled with white people, if all asians would turn against us, they would still be able to win, but there always is a chance that if white people attack back on them, they might get obliterated, but we will hopefully, never know... but yes, they are smarter,

[Wazztheweasel]

@13mordeth people whoa re hyper active also have more neurons then you. i pwn

[Kainafar]

@13mordeth Sup man, love your videos. However, I don't think that because they have a little extra Neurons they're brains are more developed than ours. Just about every healthy human is capable of being a genius haha (Putting aside shit like down syndrome). I also think that because in Asia some countries are poorer, they care more about school. Maybe parents are a little more strict ya know?

[wetcatsuit]

oh yeah - that make sense... ehhrr... does it ?

[malditasheila]

@ChristDeRosario shame on you!!!

[watanabehefuml]

@ChristDeRosario clearly you're thick as pig shit.

[averson7]

damn, sorry i have sum questions, so r all of ur vids from taiwan? i was wonderin cuz my best friend is chinese and his dad is from mainland whereas his mom is from taiwan. do u live in taiwan or sumthing? jw thank you!

[PhilipT491]

i only subed to you last night but i can already tell mordeth13 you are awsome

[cesztoszule]

lol :)) awesome vid man...and taiwan rulez there r lots of asian bishez there xd

[02337755]

the part where hes dancing in the car, it looks like hes saying "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes"

[DariusAK]

i cant lie i am more proud to be Canadian

[L3FT4D34D2]

did you make this song yourself?

[R4gN4r0k478]

why would anyone want to live in asia

[gary83uk]

How long did it take you to learn taiwanese?

[71Eguy]

The most epic video I've seen so far.

[02337755]

what video was it with the "stripper" at the beginning of the vid? that was the funniest part of the video

[trentinator55]

Woman!! I Wants a Child!

[Drakortha]

I can't believe I never saw this video. It's fucking amazing

[13mordeth]

@Drakortha You need to check out my "Best of" playlist. It's got my top 90 vids out of the 700+ that I've uploaded.

[Drakortha]

@13mordeth Cheers, I'll check it out. Most Youtubers don't use the playlist feature well so I don't normally look at them. But it looks like you've set up a good one there.

[yonib59]

@13mordeth 800 alredy

[RadioOperator01]

@13mordeth Now Finally I know who you are.....you are chuck norris of Canada living in taiwan....am I correct?

[ybrrider]

i subed



[ManiacMartin00]

M13 is Techno? I love it !

[tidusian]

WHY WAS NINJA BEAR NOT IN HERE! I DEMAND ANSWERS! I AM RAGING IN CAPSLOCK SO I DESERVE AN ANSWER! GIMME GIMME GIMME

[thatguru877]

M13 Why Thailand?

[alldaygamer]

Anyone know the name of the video where he's raving in the car?

[KTMMotox1]

this is a very nice scooter...i want to show it to you

[2noobsfilming]

where is he? ive never seen a place where so many people ride Fckin scooters XD

[bbman10pwns]

The song is what makes it. Post a link plz?

Btw, I love your videos..

[duprey0]

hey man, i really love your vids, even your conspiracy theorie ones, lol now i think we really never did go to the moon xD but this is just awesome, and i agree with the guy below me, i was going to go get a qlink xp200 street legal dirt bike, but now im obsessed with scooters and am getting a Honda helix!!! BICTHEZ! lmao but for now, i got a tiny electric scooter that currently can do 20 max and am about to modify the shinanay out of it. Really feel like your a friend m13!

[kazz330]

love your videos m13... your videos basically helped me to decide to save for my first bike!

Also I hope to visit taiwan one day! seems like a sweet place!

[Danman18ify]

Alcohol and coffee, this video=Awsome

[Linkgt]

Great music :)

[Poltergeyst]

i subed

[13mordeth]

@Poltergeyst Thanks man, I hope you find more stuff in my videos that you like. I may not show it all the time, but I appreciate each and every subscriber that I get.....especially the chicks....and more especially the ones that dance naked for me on MSN (happened once).

[Poltergeyst]

@13mordeth you make true works of art! all of your videos have amused me and entertained me so far. keep up the good humor, the adventure spirit and... other stuff... you are great! i should have subed long time ago but i usually ignore completely all the available services on youtube, HaHa!

[KEVSONNOSVEK]

@13mordeth naked dance weeeeeeeeeeeeey is rite



[rikthekiller]

@13mordeth can i have your msn? :D

[Regret696]

@13mordeth Ive had chicks dance naked for me on msn but that was not because i was a youtube celebrity xD

[pker075]

@13mordeth lmfaooooooooooooooo yo u gotta invite me next time

[cuuliu]

@13mordeth haha nice

[4evermetalhead]

if you are in there fart loudly...:P

[OriginalxGuido]

You look like the lead singer of Maroon 5 lol

[HKichen]

Where can I get some more English lessons? :D

Very educational ;)

[Guitar6943]

1 second into the video.. "Ok hes Canadian"

[goose003]

i cant believe the girl on the pole while a baseball game maybe she practicing for her job n there no good poles in the city jajajajaj funny stuff

[dewwed1965]

Woman!! I need's Me a Child!! SMACK, SMACK!! LMAO

[MrSupernumnutts]

OMFG U R THE BEST FUCKIN DUDE ON YOUTUBE U R FUCKING BEAST

[NicksterOnAGixxer]

@MrSupernumnutts when you're done riding his dick you should like the video....just saying. g'day

[kris10ish]

canadas flag is a leaf what type

[thegreasytoothpick]

@kris10ish maple leaf

[iDarkReBirthi]

This is you funniest vid yet lol

[lovebacon777]

Where do you hold the camera when your riding your bike?

[RubenMGMatos]

in portugal if u see a vagina in public u get ur eyes removed cuz its illegal

[labubule1]

M13 is a gooooooood guy!!!

[fani976]

Hahahahaha the new stig!

[Arabian5347]

They should replace the stig with you, or make you the star in the reasonably priced car :) (topgear)

[douwethaman]

hey m13, is there some place i can get this song? its awesome! i want it on my mp3 :P

[rolliepollie94]

2:31-3:02 you made me laugh so hard lol

[vajinuldischarge]

13moredeath is a complete fag. hes the type of guy that calls the cops on his neighbor for having parties because hes not invited. he has nothing better to do than drive around with his video camera and cry about everything that is going on. i would love for u to come up to me on the street with that dumb ass camera of yours so i can show u what an ass beating is all about.

[Veraplay]

@vajinuldischarge Your the type of fag that has nothing better to do than to troll on the internet. You are very special indeed.

[thisaccountiscrap111]

@vajinuldischarge mad bro?

[Lucifer9387]

@ 3:16 - 3.30 you sound just like Ashton Kutcher