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  • Aww man when he was trying to unlock the door the socond time I was laughing. And when he got it I was like yay but when I saw the chest was level expert and he's was trying to unlock it I laughed so hard I made no noise that's how hard xD!!!!!!!!!!

  • the drougr overlord used Ro Da!! :0

  • @SuperDigitalPanda You must be new to this game. They Fus you all the time.

  • hint: in every dungeon at the end is a new word in a dragon shout

  • Swear to god at 34:00 he said we have an erection

  • what are the chances that by episode 30 he's got round to the greybeards yet me think pretty slim

  • @terryrulesok HE MADE IT TO THE GRAYBEARDS BY EPISODE 25

  • l like how the upper right hand annotation says 17 and this episode is 17

  • I was facepalming the entire time he was trying to clean up the temple - just activate the quest in journal and it will show you what to do FFS!

  • take the stuff that doesnt say steal

  • ACTIVATE YOUR QUESTS IT WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO PICK UP

    **butt clench**

  • "ill jiggle it, ill wiggle it, i dont care what i gotta do."

    jesse has ascended to a dirty deity.

  • When I saw Sam and Jesse starting A night to remember quest I was like YESSSS but why did he drop it so quickly?!?! D:

  • Damn, Man!!! i LOVE your vids but DAMN, MAN!!! you slow sometimes! but without you youtube wouldn´t be th same :)

  • Uhm.. i think Jesse might spawn in some ingots... he never looted refined moonstone and he has full set of SUPERIOR elven... and everything else is always superior but only between episodes..

  • @PTMxCh00bX He obviously does a lot between each episode. After all, he doesn't upload every single day.

  • Open Master Locked Door, jsut to find an Expert Locked Chest...

  • He's funny :P

  • oh and u can save that women

  • u get the quest after lvl 20 spoiler u get a bad ass ebony blade (2-handed) that has an enchant that 1) absorbs health 2) gets stronger when you kill people that like you 3) never runs out

  • Jesse: hey veiwers i got this spell so you can see whats going on!

    then he casts it once

    and never again

  • can any1 tell me what episode he got meeko from

  • I'm not getting distracted again!

    oh piece of candy, oh piece of candy, oh piece of candy, oh piece of candy, omfg a chick got to talk to her listen to her life story so i can fuck with her 

  • why u no know anything about armor in ths game???

    (ebony is flipping worth it!)

  •  0:14:20 I AM NOT GETTING DISTRACTED AGAIN!(10 seconds later) hello random guy I already talked to.

  • Um, Jesse...

    There's a human heart on that plinch... you picked one of those up ages ago...

    and a bunch of items don't have the steal Icon while others do...

    You've been chucking your crap everywhere!

    ... And... What was that about a goat?

  • smash your face smash your face with a fukken crystal mace

  • @joonas888 Shut the fuck up.

  • Good thing he knows that he can set fire to that oil down there......

  • @0:14:21 Three seconds later... "Ooh, butterfly!"

  • OHH MY GOOOOD.... I want to (and like to) watch these vids, but you can't comprehend my need to yell "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.­...!!!!" You incompetent *****!

    PS I <3 you. kinda.

  • My ass was clenching in anger when I watched you screw around in the temple... FUCKING IDIOT

  • @joonas888 If he's such an idiot, then why are you sitting here watching his videos?

  • @shizuka139 Because, dipshit, I LIKE to watch his videos. They are great. That fact doesn't change if I say he is an idiot. I fucking wouldn't be here if I didn't like his videos.

  • @joonas888 There really isn't a need for profanity. It doesn't make you "tougher" or get your point across anymore than it would if you didn't. And if he's an idiot, make your own videos and "correct his mistakes", or just stop complaining all together.

  • 3 min into episode and jesse just started the drinking contest. Cant wait to hear his reaction when he realizes how far off track he is from high hrothgar.

  • Im not getting destracted again. Oh hi guards" the jesse we hate

  • he didn't even see how much the armor was worth

  • When Jesse woke up in Markath, the first thing that came to mind was he wont fast travel, because he loves to explore.. So it would probably be a good 26 episodes untill he got to the top of the mountain...

  • i find it funny that Jesse hasn't upgraded his magicka at all

  • Only reason the elven armor was better is because of th ebonus he has with light armor

  • I could see the dungeons -_-

  • its worse that the elven because you have skill ponts in light armor ans ebony is heavy :)

  • Jesse is kleptomaniac ! :D

  • This was my favorite quest... finding out what happened that night is funny.

  • i cant believe that was there when me and my sister went up the 7000 steps that stupid frost troll kicked our asses if only we had this shout. well oh damn.

  • Im sitting here smashing my head off the wall screaming MAKE IT YOUR ACTIVE QUEST!!!

  • At 0:03:52 i was like "Wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy" LOL

  • I can see perfectly fine while he's in the dungeon. Not sure why people were saying they couldn't.

  • Me before: I won't watch Jesse's Skyrim videos until I have played the game so that I won't spoil it for myself, or at least until a point where I am ahead of Jesse!

    Me after playing the game: OMG Jesse WHY U MISS EVERYTHING?!

    /tableflip

  • arnold impression was awesome at 51.xx

  • 31.20 how can it burn them ALIVE if they're UNDEAD????

  • maybe u should pick up the wine bottles that are not in red [means you left them on the floor] also the quest is broken cause u can miss the whole roricstead part and just talk to redhead lady in whiterun to activate last step of the quest

  • the gossip activates after u get to certain level cause it leads to daedra quest and they are all level dependent

  • "I'M NOT GETTING DISTRACTED AGAIN! Oh hi soldiers" XD

  • TAKE THE FUCKING SOUL GEM YOU STUPID BLAH!!!

  • OMG, The drinking contest quest was to get the staff wabbajack. And then he decides to hold off on it, and finds the book about the staff... Oh, the irony.

  • @Ultimaxol

    No, it's to the the Sanguine staff.

  • @Kitousha

    No, it's the Sanguine Rose (Admitedly a staff).

  • wabbajack? WABBAJACK!!!!!!!!!!!! genius i laughed like half the video because of this line

  • Why does it say part 17 on the top right when this is part 17?

  • @du8u8u8o to put it short he fucked up

  • ebony armour is rare O.O

  • EPICNESS

  • CALL EM THE CHIROPRACTOR! Cuz I'm fucking up yo BONES!

  • U can get across later when u get the shout from the greybeards

  • were did u get the quest for the drinkin contesr

  • the ebony armor is better, but since your skill isn't so good, the game balances things out by making the rating lower. It makes sense, because with less skill you can't maneuver and make use of the armor's full potential without training.

  • paus at 0:51:09 and look at that demonic face!

  • truely my favorite episode :D

  • now jesse you have learnt an important lesson never drink with strangers. p.s if you ever find that guy again kill him.

  • @ericshadowblade yeah good luck killing a daedric prince

  • the handle underwater is to prevent a doublecross

  • do u have a consle like xbox or do you just play pc

  • @mrdog2412 He's on the PC. Early on in these vids, he accidentally hit the key for Console Commands.

  • @mrdog2412 I know you already got your answer, but really now? Just watch the video and you see "press e to do this" and a mouse waving around in the menus.

  • get daedric armour its boss ur smithing just needs to be level 90 do the iron dager spam glitch

  • @mrdog2412 only nubs spam Iron daggers

  • "I AM NOT GETTING DISTRACTED AGAIN!!"

    "Oh hi guards (:"

    LOL (:

  • love 14:30

    Jesse: NO! I WILL NOT GET DISTRACTED AGAIN!!!

    *fast travels*

    Jesse: Oh look ! guards ! XD

  • 1:01:55 WHAT SONG IS THAT!!!!!

  • @MrDiablo5222

    Law and Order

  • God, the thunder scared the shit out of me. Its so REAL!

  • i laughed so hard when he used his first kynes peace...i nearly peed myself laughing...omg

  • i realy need to go to bed...but...jesse and skyrim...

  • I used to be an adventurer ;ike you but then I took a Pot to the knee..

  • Jesse's Best Hits, only 99 payments of $99.99! Featuring fan favorites such as "The Skyrim Theme Song", "Sitting in the Inn in Skyrim", "" and a family favorite--"Diamonds on my Neck, Bitch". :)

  • Jesse is ALMOST up the stairs, and someone told him to play a little drinking game... XD

  • when his shout went off and he didnt know i laughed my ass off till i cried

  • so fucking stupid...doesnt even select his quest to SHOW HIM WHAT TO DO! not to say i dont like hi but seriously....

  • ive done similar to what jesse does and note my guy has 40 lockpicking with no points into it, i got the expert door on my 2nd try and then the master chest on my 4th maybe jesse is just bad at lockpicking (lol jk) jesse save the game before you pick chests because if you arent happy with the ammount of lockpicks you used you can reload and retry :)

  • " I'M NOT GETTING DISTRACTED AGAIN! *2 sec later* "Oh hey soldiers"

    Jesse as we love him :D

  • so.which Dungeon is this?XD( I WANT THAT EBONY AMROUR!)

  • "Got dat rhythm and funk, OH BABY... oh its over." xD

  • 25:30 Who wanted to see Jesse get hit?

  • anyone els likes to watch jesse try to pick a lock ??

  • Wabbajack IS pretty awesome... Got in some shady business up in Solitude.. ended up with me getting a staff that could turn a human into a chicken. Hell... yeeah!

  • 35:58 this is what went through my mind "HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET EBONY ARMOUR? AND HE ALREADY HAS A GLASS MACE!"

  • 14:20 Ya know, you're gonna get distracted again.

  • After you spent all that time working on the door with the master lock, and walked in...you quickly moused over the chest and looked at the ceiling, and I could have sworn that chest said "Empty" XD How SUCKISH would that be? Also, "KA-OHHH SHIT WHAT WAS THAT!?" hahahaha

  • THE REASON it has a low armor rating is because your heavy armor skill is so much lower! level it up, and ebony provides over 100!!

  • jesse the draugr's that you cant loot are alive. I learned that the hard way :(

  • Ohwait. 'A night to remember'-quest. AWYEAH. I wanted to see his reaction to that lolol. But, wait, Moira's hired quard things already came after him.. are they coming after him again.. or what?

  • Boss:FUS ROO DAH

    Jesse:FUS.....fuck

  • @megamanman1000

    Boss:FUS RO DAH

    Jesse:FUCK YOU DAWG

  • Improve yo' heavy armour skill and improve it with ebony ingots and it will be awesome!

  • the drinking guy nevers shows for me can anyone help

  • @niehoff2323 I found him in another city, just check different inns at night.

  • Jesse finally gets through the master level door, then sees the locked chest. “Are you kidding me? WHHYYY?!” –laughs- I had the same reaction.

  • @jnthn1984 I find it more funny that he didn't realise the key he looted at 41:05 could've opened both the door and chest.

  • Jesse theres part 16,part 17

    needs to be part 16,part 18

  • Jesse man, I love ya, but you spent the last twenty minutes and a billion years pissing about in some case. -_- Gawd.

  • I Used to like arrow to the knee jokes but then i took a mace to the face and a Fus Ro Dah to the ear

  • use a perk on the lock picking that you get better on that

    

  • I go with Mace Or War Axe In One Hand,

    And lightning in the Other Hand and say,

    You Said You Would Stay Away!

  • Temba, his arms wide.

  • OOHHOOOHOOOJESSEYUNOGOTOHIGHWR­OTHGARBEFOREDUNGEON!?

  • Your elven armor is superior and ebony is not so its techincally the 4th best armor in the entire game taht you can make in my opinion.(Posting comments as i watch)

  • Wabbakjack is a awesome as weapon that turns people into rabits :3 its my favorite weapon.

  • "Eff you, Masterlock!"

    Jesse prefers Brinks.

  • The Hangover: Skyrim edition

  • the armor is worse because your better at light armor than heavy so the defense bonus outweighs the ebony versus elven

  • Who ever sent him on the drinking quest, thanks. I love his ADD in this.

  • wabbajec wepon in oblivon that turns one creature in to a nother creature

  • hit them and they'll come alive

  • FOOSH!!!

  • omfg dude, theres a lizard following you

  • Rofl, the level of confusion on he beginning was just great.

  • Jesse the elven armor looks better because the stat includes the bonus you get for being good at the light armor skill, plus you upgraded it at a workbench with a smithing perk that doubled the bonus an elven item gets when you upgraded it.

  • WABAJACK WABAJACK WABAJACK.....WABAJACK!

  • Oh and by the way Jesse, the weapon you left at the cave was a glass greatsword which is quite considerable a good weapon. This was also posted many days ago and probably doesn't matter, but I don't really care.

  • Omfg dude. You buy spells than find them later. You cant play this game the right way.

  • @stonedinNY omfg dude. Shut up!

  • @stonedinNY buy it and play it, he's playing the game his way you don't like it too bad

  • Omfg dude. You finally get in and all you get is that crappy ebon garbage. You dont know how to play this game

  • @stonedinNY

    (comment 1) some people are bad at lockpicking dont judge him on it

    (comment 2) what does randomly generated loot have to do with the way he plays the game

    (comment 3) how is he supposed to know he is gonna find the spells later

  • @stonedinNY put up or shut up, its skyrim, it can be played however the fuck he wants, and how the hell does random generated loot have to do with skill? Go troll somewhere else

  • Omfg dude. You dont know how to play this game. You left the locked door cause you broke lockpicks?!?! If its hard you keep trying. Theres only so many ways to open it. It doesnt take long. Theres prolly tons of great shit in there if its hard to open. You play this game the wrong way.

  • man you " helpers" suck balls. the fastest way to make money is enchant iron daggers with drain health, and armour/rings etc with fortify one handed. it raises three things in the process, enchant, smithing and speechcraft. soul gems have the best cost to weight ratio due to the shear amount of them

  • *bangs in tabel*

    "IM NOT GETTING DISTRACTED AGAIN"

    "uhh who's that guy?"

  • Upgrade the ebony armor

  • i got mad when i cannot fast forward

  • MAN, you must have gotten REALLY drunk to have gone half way across skyrim ._.

  • @pie491 My friend apparently got so drunk once in ENGLAND, he woke up in the south of FRANCE... His Girlfriend's dad was rich apparently XD

  • 30:38 meanwhile, in the evil hall of secret switches!

  • you sound like ONLYUSEmeBLADE

  • lol jesse, when u woke up in markarth i lol'd irl. I can't wait till you get to Riften

  • Jesse the books are "RUINED" (a fallen, wrecked, or decayed condition) not ""RUNED" (having runes inscribed). Just an FYI.

  • A wabbajack is a special item given to you by sheogorath if you complete a quest for him but that is in Elder Scrolls:Oblivion

  • @ShadowPendragon

    Also in Skyrim

    in solitude

    madness quest

  • Jesse, if you want the Wabbajack then go to Solitude and look around for a guy asking for your help.

  • I was so hoping for a troll skull at 35:50

  • weird there is no 1:05:00

  • does anybody notice that all the locks in this game look similar hmm

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  • Fuck yeah POWER HOUR!

  • did he say when he picked the door 'well we have an arection'

  • Those who didn't like this.Is named Jesse:D Thumb up everyone

  • The Hist is a tree :P

  • this keeps bugging me and i don't know if you've figured it out...but when you scroll over soemthing armor or weapon at the bottom of the screen is damage and in brackets it compares to the one you have currently...so you don't have to keep checking stats

  • @MidnightRose77 He knows that.

  • @MrBicycleJoe True that :)

  • I don't get his way of looting things...

  • It took me forever to get how to solve the twisty puzzle with the bridge...

  • This game has so many awesome things in it that are just so fcking amazing...but the one thing they did that irritates me is that they recycled their voices over and over and over again! It's really annoying...for me at least.

  • Skeletons are one hit kills, there is no need to bash them. its a waste of stamina

  • "I AM NOT GETTING DISTRACTED AGAIN" *SLAM* "Oh hi soldiers" :')

  • Jesse did you now that you can burn the purple liquid ? it's very useful...and fun x3

  • TURN ON YOUR FUCKING QUEST-TRACKER

  • @Hooplaz1 Ikr

  • LOL fuckin love you jesse so Hilarious though some time's I go (UBERBUTTCLENCHERAGEMODECHECKY­OURJOURNALAHHHG!) but your hilariousness makes up for it so keep being the awsome Jesse

  • It's not just better because he upgraded the elven armor. It's also better because he's been wearing light armor all game and his light armor skill is higher so light armor will him more defense in general than heavy armor.

  • You know what I miss for some reason.... zombies, draugr just don't cut it