Blade, the spoon.

[coolyO7821594]

I love your acsent ! :D

[bluesnaggletooth316]

Cute, Adorable, I think I might be in love. :)

[bzeip09]

you're so fucking adorable.

[thankyouthorn]

you are incredible sexy

[matlock12c]

Sweetie, I'd eat you with a spoon! LOL

You are just too damn cute!

[GuitarMunk]

I'll like to drink with you

[Hippomillepede]

So what if you're chunky? You're a natural beauty. If you're ugly, being skinny isn't going to change that.

[Destro7000]

I like your bit at 2:30 about the barbie watch. "Not even on the tightest setting"

Tightness settings? haha

[johndoners]

everytime i watch ya u remember me of "mom of 5" emmalina. u dont have the same mum or dad?

[DoctorDouglasDark]

So you found a nice spoon in an adult fashion, that fitted just nicely and you just love that spoon even tho you let it hit you in the face you still took it home! Why do all the nice girls like bad spoons?

[IzzieHeartsYou]

I really do miss you, missy! I hope you do decide to make more videos.

[jackart011]

your not fat :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

Why thank you.. :)

[chellbie]

Oh my gosh, I also have an excat wooden spoon from a country pub, stolen a few years ago!

Love the rings and watches and good to see your face:)

Happy happy!

[Maddoxhardcore]

Yay! We're spoon thieves! We'll end up in prison for our ways, hopefully sharing a cell then we can spend our jail money on buying lots of brightly coloured glittery crap! xxx

[revilomat]

YouTube needs moar Maddox!

[Maddoxhardcore]

Agreed! I need to get on that and stop being such a slacker. <3

[eddplant]

Nothing quite like the sound of a wooden spoon against flesh... definitely do these more often I miss them <33

[Maddoxhardcore]

The mental images you just gave me my love... Oof! Far too filthy to type in a comment... <3

[xpoc]

Did you just refer to a handbag as 'he'?

[Maddoxhardcore]

Handbags should always be referred to in the masculine.

[xpoc]

Yeah because whenever I think 'handbags', I always think 'masculine' as well. lol x

[spunkmunki]

lol i like how you refer to the suitcase you were holding as a "small" handbag.

I saw a woman at work today who had one with a 2 litre bottle of pepsi in it... wow...

[ralfonzo83]

i like your skin!

[Maddoxhardcore]

I like your hair.

[Ziggystarla]

gah, i love you. plz come to NY so we can frolic about.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Oh GOD you have no idea how divine that sounds. I'd seriously love it, I should ebeg and fund a trip across America, then we'd drive around in an open top Jack kerouac style. <3

[bearchay889]

A friend of mine used to wear coveralls all the time and when we would go in this one resturant he would order a beer in a very large pilsener glass.Everytime he would steal atleast one while we were there and hide it in the front pocket of the coveralls.I allways liked to steal glass ashtrays when i still smoked but they are easy to steal i have no idea where this is going so i'm gonna let this comment die in 3 ,2 ,1.

[Maddoxhardcore]

*gives CPR to comment*

Stealing things from bars is mandatory in my book.

[1walkingdeadman]

Drinking is quite bad, yes.. makes one do and say dumb things, forget you did those things soon after and go to bed on the bathmat on the floor of the bathroom occasionally. A little sad to think about, actually. Maybe a beer will cheer me up..

[Maddoxhardcore]

a beer ALWAYS makes things better... <3

[latinluvrxxx]

There was an electrical storm on the Island earlier and my favorite tree was shattered by an insanely huge bolt of random lightning ;( Tomorrow I shall fashion a Spoon ;) (wooden of course!!!) no trees were harmed while making this comment and the lightning thing? didn't happen either ha!

[Maddoxhardcore]

If a spoon was created in that epic way it would be by far the most magical spoon of all time... <3

[PerthPete1]

I wonder how many other spoons have found new homes in similar circumstances.

[Maddoxhardcore]

I think EVERY household should have a stolen spoon... hahaha :) <3

[wipwipwoo]

boo!

haven't watched a vid of your's in a while

totally worth it though

"don't drink kids it's bad - really fun, but bad." lmfao

[Maddoxhardcore]

Haha I preach the gospel and give excellent advice to the youth of today... <3

[samisorad]

<3.

'Nuff said.

[Maddoxhardcore]

*Mwah*

<3

[TheAlbinoPickle]

blade rocks but how come girls get hand bags and guys don't.......i'm so manly aren't I

[Faithstalker]

Tbh, i'm a man and i see your point. How much easier would it be to steal stuff with a manbag?

[TheAlbinoPickle]

no i just need a place to put my lipstick

[Maddoxhardcore]

best. comment. ever.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Grrr! You're the manliest of them all, I think you should bring back manbags. Single handedly, i'll fully support you. <3

[kyliekin3]

yeah do it more :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

For you girly, anything <3

[WillzWatching]

This video made me have a much better day. I shall fashion my own spoon and call it ThunderMoon!

[Maddoxhardcore]

Thundermoon and blade should have some kind of date in that case, we'll supervise it, you can't trust them these days, they'd end up procreating and making teaspoons...

[greeeeeg2]

You're reminding me of Glinda or some kind of fairy type princess witch person, with a wand which isn't a wand because it's a spoon. In a good way :D

[Maddoxhardcore]

You should see the magic I can do with my spoon, it's mind blowing honestly, if I work out how, i'll grant you three wishes in typical fairy witch fashion <3

[boomrsoonrupinyoze]

I love this story! I love how things like this happen. Great video. :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

Impromptu adventures are just the best aren't they! <3

[speedyconkiwi]

yes yes more regularily!

you know i'd say that ;P

and that IS a good sound! say hi to blade from me ;)

[Maddoxhardcore]

Blade tells me he fancies you, I'm going to bring him when I come, he'll probably *spoon* you. Haha! <3

[carmadillotanzen]

We give out witty playing cards instead of spoons where I work :)

Great vlog, keep it up!!!

[Maddoxhardcore]

I want to go where you work and nick your playing cards!! <3

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

cute spoon : )

**Kisses**

[Maddoxhardcore]

My spoon says he fancies you ;) haha <3

[nadia8me]

HAHAHAHA!!! LOVE BLADE.... every1 says rickys new film is SHIT!! And love your idea of a small handbag the size of my suitcase :) god i miss ur face xxxx

[Maddoxhardcore]

I miss your face more, I'm going to steal you a love spoon as a token of my love for you xxxxx <3

[cdmanjak]

right im calling the police

[Maddoxhardcore]

I won't go back there! I won't go back to prison for more kitchen utensil theft!!!

[melanie0523]

yes. do this more often.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Thank you! I shall! I forgot how much I love it! <3

[bonezjc]

hahaha when you're with rhian you're everything but adult <3

and also, i've said it before and i'll say it again. cerveza sol win. even though i hate beer.

[Maddoxhardcore]

I'll have to get you drunk on something else in that case :)

[cheekychen]

nize spoon

[Maddoxhardcore]

You can borrow it any time...

[staceystars91]

i love every inch of your sexy bod

and also miss your lil mug on here! xo

[Maddoxhardcore]

Stacy, when you speak that way it arouses me incredibly! You mustn't say these things to a woman in my condition or i'll end up flying to Canada, stealing you from your GF and ravaging you. <3

[joethearachnid]

I love your vampire face... remember not to drink too much blood or that watch won't fit any more, and then you'll be lost forever.

I'm also curious as to how you came up with the name 'Blade'. Was it simply irony?

And yes, please, PLEASE do more vlogs. They are little rays of slightly drunken sunshine in my life.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Blade really just felt completely right, we tried 'spoony' but it just seemed so pedestrian, also we felt he had such an edgy personality that something more hardcore would fit the bill. He was after all stolen property...

I'm so glad you're such a loyal subscriber, my life would be so dull without your wonderful comments. <3

[joethearachnid]

So in that case does he fit the spoon stereotype of being last or does he like to make a social statement by unconventionally being best at everything?

[jimmyswwf]

yeahh you should do more beause we all miss you maddox =) x

[misorange]

fat lil wrist ROFLMAO

[Maddoxhardcore]

haha! You know Misorange judging by your awesome username I should probably give you my awesome orange fabric ring thing! <3

[misorange]

<3 btw i also watched "The Invention of Lying" pretty entertaining (or maybe i'm easily impressed i dunno).

[BilliLovesMargot]

*says nothing about that spoon or the sound it makes*

[jp3d2k]

you're a horrible, horrible perverted little man Billi ;-D

[Maddoxhardcore]

hahahaha!!

[Maddoxhardcore]

Naughty boy!

[BrotherBearAZ]

I like orange things too :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

I like orange people. Too much fake tan is a love of mine <3

[Furrysides]

hehe thats because you are a vampire! :P

[Maddoxhardcore]

rawr *bites you*

[kwa22122]

Words cannot describe how much I enjoy seeing new videos from you. Also, the fact that you hated that movie saddens me deeply. Also, I think you need to make the Barbie watch a new trend.

Oh yeah, and we don't get spoons when we go to restaurants. There is yet another reason I need to move. <3

[Maddoxhardcore]

Oh Darlin', the places I'll take you, I'll open your eyes to a whole new world! You'll not be allowed to leave, ever. <3

EVER

[laurence1211]

You named it...wicked. And theres no way you are fat. I still remember that video you did way back when proving that point. Oh and love the watch high roller...hahaha....

[Maddoxhardcore]

Of course I named it! Naming inanimate objects really is a passion of mine. I'm glad you like the watch, even Jay Z himself can't get his hands on one of them bad boys <3