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  • What if a chinese person grill up a piece of juice T bone steak, with loaded baked potato topped with gravy. Onion rings and chocolate milkshake to wash it down.

    Does that make it chinese food?

  • I guess PF Chang is probably fake Chinese, I still want to try it.

  • oh you wand the baddle you babii :D

  • PF Chang's is nicer than Pei Wei. And Suppossedly those who own PF Chang's set up Pei Wei. And you can't see the Kitchen at Pei Wei. So you can't tell who's cooking the food. It's suppose to be nicer, at Pei Wei. PF Chang's is a restuarant. And I know who you're talking about, the woman, she works at the old University Mall, on the second floor, that's where her and the man's Chinese Restuarant is. It's not a PF Chang's.

  • If there's ever a Dr Tran theatrical release Dat Phan would rule in that role :)

  • If you haven't noticed, mexicans tend to cook EVERY kind of food at restaurants.

  • Viet pride!!!!!

  • That is true I see Mexicans cooking Chinese lol

  • He got fat.

  • @ShadowCrashed81 Because he ate at PF Changs

    

  • although im asian, his racist jokes irks me D:

  • not funny

  • funny. I said the same comment to some friends when we went and they looked at me like I was crazy.

  • Alan: What is this, a PF Chang's?

  • @cvg1099

    It's what you get when you smoke too much happy cabbage.

  • Itd be nice to see Dat phan do a non Asian joke. hes funny but after seeing a handful of his vids Im getting tired of them.. oh well on to the next comedian.

  • This guy is real I can relate being Vietnamese

  • dude is funny as hell

  • so self respecting chinese...hell asian in general will ever eat at a restaurant like PF Chang. i should know. im a self respecting Chinaman

  • if you click on this xtremixt1 dude asshole you'll see all he watches is wwe and porn. asshole. he is sensless

  • Same to you chief. I think you mean little, skinny, cocktail weenie. I would need a straw, one of those used to stir coffee. It's funny how people act all tough behind a keyboard.

  • I'm a proud American and I take pride in the fact that I want to eat a food served by American. Is that so wrong? I don't like muds taking over restaurants in America and buying up stores. If you are chinese, mexican, greek or whatever garbage you are, then GTFO out of my country. You dirty slaves don't belong here. Get da fuck OUT!!!!

  • @xtremixt1

    Then go back to whatever European country your ancestors came from too. Whether you're Anglo, Germanic, Scandinavian, etc. you're not an "American" more so than any other ethnic group who came here.

  • @gonzoducks8 whites may have conquered native American land but we set up laws, make roads, government and you beaners just take advantage of that. My ancestors here have been here longer than yours so you GTFO

  • @gonzoducks8 do you not realize mexicans are illegal immigrants?

  • @xtremixt1

    As part Native American, I say go back to wherever the hell European country you came from. How do you like that now? Stop being such an ass, this is a FREE COUNTRY, European whites weren't here first, the whole world already knows that. Your so-called ancestors would have all died without my ancestors, so just shut up. That fact must really stab deep down since you think you're more American than anyone; you're not!

  • @VPR2000 and we whites beat you native americans and you guys lost the war. HAHAHAH how do you like that now?

  • @xtremixt1

    Whites will become minority soon, how do you like that? Stop making White people look bad.

  • @VPR2000

    whites make themselves look bad.

    

  • @VPR2000 White people are already the minority.

  • @VPR2000 Whites are and have been a minority throughout the world. In the USA whites are about 70%. I don't think that number is going to change radically in the foreseeable future. Trailer trash alone will see that our numbers are maintained lol.

  • @Khyrid what an ignorant racist

  • @SylvianLight Who? VPR2000?

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  • @xtremixt1

    Who won Vietnam?

    Or have you been white washed by Hollywood to believe Rambo is real?

    I doubt Stallone is real after seeing him in a picture.

    Looks like paper mache and midget manikin on HGH.

  • Lots of ignorant comments courtesy of xtremixt1. So all Mexicans do is make babies and work? Seems better than standing at the corner with a fucking cardboard sign asking for money. They take those jobs because most americans won't. By the way, dirty people exist across all cultures. You're a fool if you think other races wash their hands 100% of the time. It's not about the culture, it's how you're brought up.

  • @Gfaze HA HA HA... go cry me a river, will ya fella? I stated facts and you can't handle the truth because your not a man enough too while I'm a better man than you will ever be in your whole entire career.

  • @xtremixt1 You have any actual data and references to back up your "facts"? I'd like to see them because as far as I can tell you're talking out of your ass. A better man? Big talk from someone behind a computer using the internet to spout off your ignorance. What career are you talking about anyways? You don't even know what my career is. I suppose you meant to say "life" but what the hell do I know? I'm just a dumb Mexican correcting a "superior" white guy.

  • @Gfaze Get out of my country you dirty wetback. I'm a proud white man who takes proud of his work. Just fuck off and stop leeching off of my white American government you fucking troll. Why do you muds always want to leech off of hard working white tax payer's money? Do you non-white muds feel no shame? FUCK you dirty mexicans. I have no use for you; why don't you clean my toilet instead you scum.

  • @xtremixt1 This IS my country idiot. I don't use welfare, my parents don't use welfare, my aunts and uncles don't use welfare you dumbshit. NOT A SINGLE ONE!! Everybody in this family works for their money and has NEVER used the government to support them. We also take pride, not proud, in the fact that we work for a living as opposed to living off of somebody else. We pay taxes just like you do. Clean your own dirty ass toilet you ignorant fuck. By the way, in ten years YOU will be the minority

  • @Gfaze Fuck you. Suck my big fat white cock anyways you dirty slave.

  • @xtremixt1

    online confedrate much?

    your war ended in 1865- and u lost.

  • It's sad American food industry is now dominated by Mexicans as they don't even wash their hands. Talk about Montezuma's revenge taken to whole new level LOL

  • mexicans are the lowest of the low and will do ANY job because all they do is make babies and work. Seriously I had my greek Kabob and gryo made by Mexicunts who couldn't even pronounce greek word Gyro right... It's pronounced as Heerro not Gyro. These wetbacks have no sense of pride.

  • @xtremixt1

    While you have no sense at all.

  • @xtremixt1 Gyro is not pronounced as Heerro either. Its Greek. Its Euro. Wanna know how I know? I'm in Greece dumbass.

  • @MrSoulreaper100 I went with my Greek friend who told me so. By the way, I'm not a dumbass. I think you are sir.

  • sooooooooooooo true i work at PF Changs hahahahahahaha

  • the only place you won't see Mexicans workin is Taco Bell....

  • i tell ya what.... after living in shanghai and beijing for a total of 13 months, i'd rather have anyone in the world OTHER than chinese people cook my chinese food.

    there were these people in the apartment across from mine. everynight i'd come home, it smelled like thet were boiling their own children in urine. delicious....

    they love to cook the organ of one animal INSIDE the organ of another. the menu is like, pigs heart braised in sheeps bladder. uh...yum.

    let mexicans do it.

  • @loknloll It's all in the sauce, man... The neighbors prolly are not using sauce or marinade to cover up the stench of the nested dolls cooking method... we eet that crap up using a fork or spork, wipe our mouths with a napkin, and say AHHH that was good... but if there were no overly sweet or salty ingredients to hide the stink, it would most likely smell the same as the neighbors

    I made myself hangrey for some Menudo... yumm

  • Even Mexicans work at the legit Chinese restaurants now.

  • This is Jo Koys joke....

  • There's a place in Austin the serves....Thai/Mexican food......Shit like Stir fry burritos, Kung Pao Tacos.....

  • Not true but its a joke

  • not true

  • BF WANGS

    

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  • Too much reliance on the ethnic/minority thing... He needs new material. Cause otherwise he's great up there.

  • @metemi But, there's nothing wrong with that. It's good to make fun of your own culture and how America americanize everything.

  • thumbs up if you have a penis and bang women

  • Cook all your favorite restaurant meals right from home! - youtube.com/watch?v=6ktnVmKZXO­o

  • Cook all your favorite restaurant meals right from home! - youtube.com/watch?v=6ktnVmKZXO­o

  • hello welcome to pf ch... what you doin here? lmfao

  • funny stuff

  • OMG. So it is common for Guatemalans to cook chinese food. I knew some Guatemalans in my mall who would serve Chinese food and of course all the ignorant dumbos would confuse them as Chinese. "Oh, well they're Ethnic, I'm sure the food good." Psht. 

  • He should have the PF Chang Asian lady Work for the Casinos...... Push them to Buffets...

  • Omg, Dat's comedy is sick!

  • idk what restaurants this guy goes to in america, but most of them in the kitchen are mexican...

  • HAHAHA LOOOOL...ohh u wan de BODol loooooool

  • Why is he with Santa?

  • its comedy.........

  • He looks very confident in this video than other videos.

  • He kinda looks the same to me..

  • Wellll he did say asians don't look there age :D

  • i love this XDDDDDDD

  • LOL Here is my chicken lettuce wraps!

  • Its also always mexican people who cook at Panda Express.

  • lol true

  • @PinoyBwoi11 shut up you fucking pig. Mexicans are dirty and lazy. 

  • @xtremixt1 you a pussy talking shit over the comments on youtube!! good going punk

  • @PinoyBwoi11  fuck you pinoys. go suck some muslim cocks. and bow down to you saudi masters.

  • @PinoyBwoi11

    LMFAO...truer words have not been spoken.

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  • @philsnk whatda fuck bro

  • @PinoyBwoi11

    Everybody likes to make fun of Panda Express as being American food. People forget that real Chinese people, not Mexicans, created Panda Express. Just because they started making food in the USA doesn't mean it's American. Sure I've seen Mexicans cook Chinese food plenty of times but if that Mexican was Italian would the food be Italian then? LoL Panda Express is Chinese food...just because Americans get to enjoy it doesn't make it American.

  • Viet people FTW!

  • lmAO theres a lee 's sandwhich that has mexi peopleee xD

  • man i worked at pei wei asian diner, also a branch of pf changs, and hella the whole kitchen crew was mexicans. i fckin hated it cus they acted like they knew too much bout bein authentic. Im an asian chef of 7yrs and i gotta say these franchises are pretty sorry.

  • @Michboi86 yea ur right mama

  • @Michboi86 I shore hope Pei Wei Hoisin doesn't ejaculate on my overly expensive "Chinese" food

    PooPoo Platter my asss

  • OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TRUE Dx

  • That's a good one! I know a white woman who loves P.F. Chang's, and I think's okay but overpriced. I also have a Chinesefriend who will not eat in any "Chinese" restaurant that has no Asian chefs and/or diners, because he's convinced the food won't be any good, or will lack authenticity. I sort of agree on the second point, but the former seems like that could be unfounded. Regardless, Dat makes it funny while I ponder the merits of the assertion.

  • Actually Fresco Tortillas makes the best chinese food made by mexicans. NO WAIT, FRESCO TORTILLAS IS MEXICAN MADE BY CHINESE, BUT THEY MAKE CHINESE.

  • HE'S VIETNAMESE

    WOOT

    YEAH

    HAHAHA

  • mexicans lmao

  • So true about the staff looking like they're from Dawson's Creek.

    XDD

  • Guatemalans make the best chinese food, not mexicans.

    Guatemalans are cheaper than mexicans.

  • @DancingSpiderman

    guatemalans are dirty tho

  • @DancingSpiderman just like Carlos Mencia.

  • @clamcrabber Carlos Mencia is Guatemalan?!? I thot Carlos was Armenian pretending on stage to be a Mexican.

    Chappelle says Mickey Mouse is Mexican...

  • @DancingSpidermanCarlos Mencia, is a Honduran-born sorry I got confused with Guatemala, same differences he's not Mexican. ahahah

  • @clamcrabber oops, I forgot to check Wikipedia. My Badd.

    I sometimes check, but I had to take a dump at that moment

  • @DancingSpiderman hahahaha! to much pf changs!

  • @DancingSpiderman Do you think we can tell the DIFFERENCE?

  • @kalargyi "Do you think we can tell the DIFFERENCE?"

    Prolly NOT. Just know that if it's a mexican restaurant owned by mexicans, the cooks are not mexican; their most likely guatemalans, because the guatemalans are mexico's cheap labor force, south of THEIR border BWAAhahaha.

    And, you've already noticed at Happy Panda or the other so-called "Chinese Food" places, the asians always work the cash register and sometimes serve food. But the cooks are mexican BWAAhahaha "race" hahaha

  • lheim

  • Ha.......ha? I didn't get it and I'm asian <_<

  • have u ever been to P.F. Changs, but if you mean the last few jokes horsey etc. i'm wit ya

  • I LOVE ASIANS AND ARABS :D

  • and we all hate you :D

  • Do you kno some arabian comedian? :D

  • check out ahmed ahmed. he's funny as hell...

  • ok thanx :D

  • check out Maz Jobrani too;)

  • i dont understand its not funny

  • this is hella funny

  • I dont know what restaurant he is on about but near m,e there is a chinese "all you can eat" that is run by...russians!! they have 2 chinese ppl wrking there to do the washing up! so not right lol

  • he's funny!

  • why is it that comment section seem to always end up as a racist forum?

    they are comedians, they joke about people, its as simple as that. there is no underlying message and they are not attacking anybody

  • tya06 hahahaha ur a funny guy lol im serious i laughed more at ur comment then the video

  • LOL

  • pf changs may not be chinese

    buts its fucking delicious

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  • lool hahaha well that's real mean white trash ..i mean its not like we judge you because you sleep with you're sister lol don't feel so insecure i'm sure you can do just like any other white supremasist and find a nice job at a mc-donalds hahah

  • some actually can, i know plenty of asian dudes that can dance

  • what the hell im i saying hell ya they can dance

  • heres something bad white people did create ICP ! thats almost as bad as the holocaust ick !

  • Wow his is gay.

  • you ppl need to calm down and understand that he was JOKING. hes an effin comedian!!!

  • i worked at p. f. changs and let me tell you that that place is so fuckin dirty. before when i worked at claim jumper they look through stainless steal with a high beam flash light. then when i got hired at p.f.c. i couldn't believe how dirty this place is, so much so that i will not eat at a p.f.c. in my life!

  • pf chang is an upscale panda express

  • This is America where you can get sushi made by Koreans, French food made by Japanese, and Italian food made by Mexicans.

  • p.f. changs sucks and isn't real Chinese food

  • chinese food the way americans prepare it contains so much salt, way more salt than a person needs in a single day. but ive heard that authentic chinese food is actually very healthy.

  • But still very high in sodium typically. A lot of East Asian cuisine is. Don't get me wrong, authentic Chinese food is amazing and very diverse and profoundly different from faux-Chinese American restaurants, but compared to other cuisines, it still has a lot of sodium.

  • I love P.F. Changs.  I don't care if it isn't authenitic or what race the person is cooking it.

  • Relax...it's just a joke...

  • its a joke you moron

  • I was commenting on all the stupid comments, not on the tired P.F. Changs joke genius. Does it make you feel big to call people morons you don't know on youtube because you probably wouldn't have the guts to do the same in person?

  • This message is written for: virtusmagna (who posted common below)

    chinese food is best in the world. healthy testy and well cooked. do americans really know what food is. i doubted, oh yeah maybe cheeseburger... KFC....or some fast food shit, just be careful cause i'm not sure a normal human can take that much fat at once, that certainly makes american so obvious to be noticed. i can already imagine what you look like even if i haven't seen you.... Good luck!!!......LOL

  • Original african, asian and french food is pretty lean and tasty, wish i could say the same for englands

  • sorry, mash potato , cold turkey sandwich, steak .... isn't all that. authentic japanese, vietnamese and chinese food is the best.

  • Apparently you haven't tasted foie gras.

  • wow...

    I think you just provided a very clear example of why people prefer authentic Chinese food and Mexican food :) To get away from the ignorance at least.

  • was he scratching his butt at the beginning

  • eh

    not that funny imo

  • hahhaha fucking jokes

  • I have been the PF's twice and none of the staff is asain, and there is no Chinese music in the restaurant only soft rock. plus that food isn't even the real deal.

  • If you want real chinese food go to a chinese buffet

  • never been to pfs. isnt it quite pricey as well?

  • haha

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  • ever notice that alot of dat's jokes are the same? like the damn mexicanese one!!! poor pancho. his friends prolly fuck with him now.

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  • the first joke sounds like one of joy koy's joke with the orange chicken

  • dat phan has been around at least a year longer then jo koy jo is great but dat has been around first

  • Best Chinese food cooked my Mexicans is Panda Express. Everyone knows that :) No MSG and no Soy Sauce.

  • went to pf changs once...my food tasted like it was soaked in gallons of soy sauce -.-;

  • Besides MSG and pig grease, that is the secret ingredient.

  • I've been to PF Chang's. The first time I went, I loved it, and then the next time, it sucked! O.O

  • oh my gawd! he came into my work and gave us an autographed dvd!!!!!!!!

  • im in San Diego. His parents live in San Diego.

    I saw him once at a TeaStation.

  • mira mesa?

  • OMG!!! No wonder the lettuce wrap at PF Chang is just so HORRIBLE!!! It tastes as if the meat has been soaked in tons of soy sauce. Terribly salty, I can't even taste the sweetness of the dish. Not to mention the price!!! with that kind of quality, it is the highway robbery.

  • that made me laugh!

  • Pretty shitty content and delivery if you ask me..

  • Absolutely. It's like a sixteen year old doing stand up. Simple comedy for simple people (and no, I don't mean Asians, you knee-jerk reactionary jackasses).

  • Um, thats wasn't that great.. no offence

  • BULLSHIT!!

  • hot sosh

  • I not a big phan a dat place. I tell people straight to they face, and dim sum.