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  • pretty sure this was the show i went to where i went to college?... or maybe i just recognize the jokes from the dvd... :| lets go with the first one!

  • "I surender! AH!"

  • 95 people have no sense of humor

  • "Boughtamazdashouldaboughtahon­da"...hilarious.

  • Especially when said feelings are unwanted.

  • Its cruel to make fun of homosexuals- you cannot understand how painful such a struggle is.

  • "Christian Comedian" oxy moron, AM I RIGHT? WHOS WITH ME? HIGH FIVE

  • I'm always amazed at how many closet homosexuals are in the Christian church.... take this guy for example.

  • @fearguis I'm constantly amazed that when someone doesn't like my comedy or me being a Christian they instantly accuse me of being gay instead of just saying they dont like my comedy or beliefs. That makes me laugh because its the lamest way to attack me. So thanks for the laugh today.

  • @bobsmiley12 Only Christians use "gay" as an insult. I'm simply pointing out that you're a closet homosexual, as so many Christians are.  I just wish you people would be honest with yourselves and recognize that the bible tells people to hate you. You should move on and find a better philosophy for your life.

  • @fearguis I didn't use gay as an insult but...and this is going to be hard for you to believe because you obviously think you know me better than I do... the fact is I'm not a homosexual. (and I hate closets as well) So, its funny to me how many people like you that dont like Christian Comedians automatically say, "Well, he's a homosexual." Why say that? You dont even know me so to make a direct statement like that is pretty absurd....especially if you knew anything about me. That's all.

  • @bobsmiley12 It wouldn't matter if you were a bellydancing Muslim. You're obviously a highly effeminate male with homosexual tendencies. And I've noticed that there are a LOT of your type in the Christian church. And I find that odd because Westboro Baptist is correctly quoting the bible when she says "god hates fags". That's why I wonder why any self-respecting homosexual would have anything to do with Christianity.

  • @fearguis I guess its obvious I'm not going 2 convince you that you're wrong about me...& it doesn't matter. I was just hoping you'd see how absurd it was 2 make a false accusation like that. It'd be like me telling you, "You're obviously a closet Christian so stop hating the Creator that gave you life." I dont know you, so 2 make a statement like that would be ridiculous...much like another statement on here. But I guess U'r hatred toward Christians is turned on me for a bit...& that's fine.

  • @bobsmiley12 You're on video, mate. Anyone that's ever seen a closet homosexual can spot you with that evidence alone. :) What's funny though is just how defensive it makes you.

    Just pray away the gay, spanky. If you can't be honest, you may as well try to repent. :)

  • @fearguis The only reason I'm defending myself is because what you're saying about me is false...(plus I'm bored so this is a good time waster). If you said I loved coconut I'd be defending myself against that as well. Who eats white bark? So of course, if someone says something about me that's not true I would defend it. You're saying things about me that isn't correct. Do you seriously think I should be quiet about it and let it go? If I attacked you, wouldn't you try to correct me?

  • @bobsmiley12 Of course you won't be quiet about it. Closet homosexuality is the darkest secret of the Christian church, and it must be denied at all costs.

  • @fearguis Wow. I'm really sorry you have so much hatred for Christians...and I honestly think that some of it is deserved because a lot of times Christians dont really love people the way Jesus wants us to. So I get your hatred but I really hope it doesn't overwhelm you. And I hope you can come to a show of mine one day...all though I'm kind of doubting it at this point. My wife says hi by the way. :)

  • @bobsmiley12

    Well said--and btw, this is coming from somebody who is a believer but decidedly _not_ "conservative" in the way usually meant in politics today, and also from somebody about as religiously tolerant as it gets (civically, I mean...I don't mean that I think all religions "carry the same message" or are equally valid, or I obviously wouldn't be Christian in the first place).

  • @bobsmiley12 are you really Bob Smiley? Or a guy posting Bob Smiley videos? I remember seeing you at Rock the Light in KC years ago. Never thought you were a closet homosexual. The devil does things to try and bring you down. Be encouraged my friend. You are who the Lord says you are. Rebuke the devil and what he sends to try and destroy you. Keep making people laugh and come to KC again soon. It's been at least 9 years since I'd seen you perform.

  • @JoelMcCoy89 woah.. what? He's in the closet?

  • @tazzy4president :) No...Joel was replying to people that dont like Christian comedy & therefore surf and make negative comments on Christian Comedian vids. For some reason they like to say I'm a homosexual because of my voice... They think that's the best way to slam me (which is not true, just say you dont like my comedy or my views..that bothers me more than made up slams...FYI to the haters out there)...so Joel was just encouraging me to ignore their attacks & keep making people laugh.

  • @bobsmiley12 oh right lol :) not that it matters, you're funny either way :) do you ever tour europe?

  • @tazzy4president I toured Europe once for two weeks about 10 years ago.  I loved it...people really love comedy over there. Hopefully I'll get back over there if things every slow down here.

  • @bobsmiley12 Cool, because I'd say you'd be really popular in Ireland!

  • ahhh boughtamazda shouldaboughtahonda!!! EPIC!!!

  • PRAISE THE ALLAH! 

  • @Spaghettimonster777 There is no allah.

  • @Quinadal I know.

  • @Quinadal FSM is the way my brother. Give your heart for him today.

  • All or most people in my house are sleeping. It is SO HARD not to burst out laughing!!!

  • Wow this is horrible.

  • Bill Maher, George Carlin, and Jim Jefferies are funnier and more.... intelligent

  • @JC21JMC thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

  • @JC21JMC That you think Bill Maher is the slightest bit funny shows you have NO clue what's funny.

  • she was like, " i surrender..AHHH"

  • Sure, like "real" speaking in tongues makes a lot more sense than what his mother said...

  • This pains me to watch. When you know funny from...shit.

  • men you are funny God bless you

  • its nt religion its god word.

  • Some christian joke you wont get unless you are one... No offense

  • It's religion. It covers it all. :)

  • i really thought this was going to be so bad but that was really funny :)

  • God answers all requests. Sometimes the answers no.

  • @LycrineXIII strange how if this god of yours has a masterplan and already knows what is going to happen, would change anything at all for anyone...

  • @Darusdei No you have a choice he just already knows what choice you are going to make because he puts you on that path.....logic.

  • I beg to differ.

  • this dude sounds rediculous

  • lol quarterback thing lol

  • lame

  • hey! Tim Hawkins used the same the worship->high five bit! >.<

  • great man keep your videos coming.. :)

  • lolololololoollololo9lo9lololo­lolol.ololo.ololololol

  • Wish people would use their brain.

  • this guy was at my church

  • @MrFerretlover luuuucky

  • The person without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God but considers them foolishness, and cannot understand them because they are discerned only through the Spirit.1Corinthians 2:14. This is why we cant argue about god with non believers. But trying to explain GOD is obsolete since he is beyond our comprehension. All that matters is that through Jesus Christ you can have the best love in the universe and know what will happen when you die. Take it or leave it.

  • @RuyLopez1234

    That is just perfectly put! God bless you!

  • @RuyLopez1234 and what you just said is called heresy

  • @Darusdei  why?

  • @RuyLopez1234 It is amazing how the deluded preach to others thinking god makes them better people how they hate us.

    It's not christians I'm against, it's christianity *(along with all other religions)*. You are not your beliefs. However, your beliefs ARE causing their followers to commit acts that are harmful against society. I would like to see that stop, and it seems that the only way it's really going to stop is once people have realized that religion is a bunch of nonsense.

  • @longpigs1 I agree Religion is nonsense and harmful. Jesus himself disliked religious people. Religion kills but Jesus saves. You can accept him or deny him its your choice.

  • @RuyLopez1234 christianity is a religion is it not???

  • @longpigs1 Christianity is a relationship with Jesus. You talk to him in prayer and he talks to you in the bible. You receive the gift from Jesus that when you die you go to heaven. It is simple but sadly many people make it more complicating by Religiously doing it. Religion is doing rituals just because it is a tradition and get very legalistic.

  • @RuyLopez1234 okay...but....do you have proof that Jesus is talking to you? Or is it just a book?

  • @longpigs1 Ruy lopez is right Christianity is a relationship. Just like buddhism is enlightment

  • @RuyLopez1234 Well said!!!!!

  • "The person without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God but considers them foolishness, and cannot understand them because they are discerned only through the Spirit."1 Corinthians 2:14 This is why arguing about God with non believers is obsolete. Anyways we cannot explain god because he is beyond our imagination. All I know is that through Jesus I have the best love and the Universe and will be with him when I die. Take it or leave it is your choice 

  • "The person without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God but considers them foolishness, and cannot understand them because they are discerned only through the Spirit."1 Corinthians 2:14 This is why arguing about God with non believers is obsolete. Anyways we cannot explain god because he is beyond our imagination.  All I know is that through Jesus I have the best love and the Universe and will be with him when I die. Take it or leave it is your choice

  • lol i just found out that the liberals commenting on conservatine videos are just as ignorent as the conservatives commenting on liberal videos. :)

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  • surprisingly decent for christian comedy, although the presentation needs work 

  • There is no such thing as christian comedy

  • hahaha someone gave me a high five during worship before.. I laughed for about 10 minutes after that happened

  • you're funny

  • @Beybladers090 no he isnt goose

  • Christian comedy is horrible comedy.

  • @goldenate that's your opinion. don't watch it if ya don't like it! :P

  • 64 PEOPLE MISSED THE LIKE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!! Come on, guys, get a typing course or something! :(

  • "i thought she wanted a high five. it was horrible, i walked in and i was like BOOM BABY! she was like i surrender AHHHHHHH!"

  • @BoyJay2009 Keep your little bro off your youtube account ok?

  • "Ahh, bought a Mazda, shoulda bought a Honda!" LOLOL I loved that, JS XD

  • Be looking out for Bob Smiley on Light Talk!

  • will christians please learn to leave religious comedy to the jews.

  • I missed you at bigstuf camp this year.

  • i got to listen to him live at the "See You at the Pole Rally" at the River walk. He is so much funnier in person.

  • i got to see him in persong at Winterfest and he was HILARIOUS!!!!!! I love Bob Smiley!!

  • george carlin any day over this retard

  • I like how comedians like him talk about their experiences and things that they witnessed

  • I love Bob Smiley, I saw 'em at Spirit West Coast in Monterey 2010! Amazing~

  • Um people are NOT always christian just because they are scared of death. There are other more personal feelings involed. Also, I don't think that if you don't beleive in God you're going to hell, if God loves his childeren so much why would he let that happen? If he realizes we are all so BROKEN it doesn't mean we're going to be fixed on THIS world. It wouldn't be right if we were all just shipped off to hell. ALSO, if God loves EVERYONE then you should learn to at LEAST except everyone else.

  • @ChineseFrenchFries

    You are allowed to watch a Muslim movie. If you don't learn the ways of others how are you supposed to effectively witness to them? Just because you love God and God love you doesn't mean that you have to stop associating with different cultures.

  • @newfagsconttrif0rce

    To say that Christians are afraid of death is the exact opposite to what we are taught to believe. We are taught to believe that after we are saved we no longer have to fear death. In reference to Jesus you need to get your facts straight because the Bible is a historical count of things that happened in the past. They are a testament to Jesus' life and to believe that they are just stories is fool-hardy.

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce no one said that everyone doesnt die...just means that some ppl will go to heaven and someppl will go to hell

  • @ChineseFrenchFries

    No, lets not. You told me to not post comments on this video because I am not a christian so unless you apologise and withdraw your statement I think I'll stay. Christianity is only believed by people who are afraid of death. The myths of jesus are clearly man made stories with no credible evidence whatsoever to support it. You may as well believe in Osiris.

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce all the proof u need is in the Bible :)

  • @dynese147

    All the bible proves is that bronze age goat herders were very a superstitious people who believed the earth was flat and 6000 years old :)

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce how do u think ppl were made???

  • @dynese147

    Is that a serious question? We have known this answer for over 150 years. Do you really need me to explain this to you? :)

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce if ur thinkin evalution ...thatz not it God made the first 2 ppl

  • @dynese147

    LOL! nice work trolling! :)

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce ok then....watever..im not saying that u have to be a christian but u shouldnt mock other ppls religion....idk wat u r and for the most part i really dont care...ive told u the truth and if u dont believe it than thatz ur problem....sorry :/

  • @dynese147

    Your post was pathetic. What the hell is 'evaluation'? Your distant ancestors were not adam and eve. Every ancestor of yours had an mother and father with belly buttons. The bible account of how the universe was created (genesis) is a work of fiction.

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce ur an idiot ....

  • @dynese147

    NO U.

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce how old r u .....lik 8

  • @dynese147

    Old enough to know you don't understand a thing about evolution and are a blind sheep. Creation according to genesis is Mythology. Do you understand what that means?

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce hey guess what if u accually decide to read the bible then you will know that evelution does not exist. god created everything earth, sky, water, trees, an the ground that you walk on. ok? so belive wat u want i'm not forcing u to be a christian.. but dont insult wat i belive in or my religion ok.!! understand ......

  • @dynese147

    I have read the bible. Did you know the bronze age middle eastern people who wrote it were simple goat herders and believed the earth was flat (this is in the bible). They also thought it was 6000 years old and that a man could live in the belly of a fish for 3 days. Use your common sense sweety. :)

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce yah....i know all that :) thnx for the reminder...BECAUSE ITZ ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know that i can do all things thruogh christ who strengthens me phillipians 4:13 thatz how JHONA stayed in the WHALE for three days...

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce ...if you dont believe me thats your problem.Im not going to cast my pearls(my knoledge) before swine(ppl who dont want to understand because that will force them to change)...did you know that "Dont cast your pearls before swine" is in the bible too...im not going to argue with u anymore..u believe your own "religion" i know that you dont want to believe because that would force u tochange how u live and wat u do evryday...believe wat u want but dont critisize my beiliefes

  • @dynese147

    No sweetheart, you are free to believe what you want but I am also free to tell you why its completely stupid and irrational. As for referring to me as swine, I believe this reflects more badly on you and your 'christian morals' than it does on me. Also, you are clearly an evangelical christian - perhaps you should research the meaning of the world evangalise.

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce watever i really dont care anymore...itz a free country...i can believe wat i want and u can "believe" wat u want...im dropping this

  • @dynese147

    I can tell you have never read the bible. If you did, you would know that it's your duty as a christian to deal with 'scoffers'. Even when these myths were created in the middle east thousands of years ago there were people who mocked them as untrue and nothing more than immoral fables. So relax and enjoy your life, there is no such place as hell and nobody is watching you while you sleep.

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce The bible never said the earth was flat Isiah 40:22 talked about the circle of the earth. Just to let u know.

  • @annie6891

    Exactly. What shape is a circle? Its a flat 2D shape. The earth is not a circle, it is spherical.

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce Haha I like you're name

  • @annie6891

    Also notice how you did not respond to the other logical fallacies that I mentioned?

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce "circle of the earth", "sphere of the earth", "globe of the earth" whatever. As for your other "logical fallacies" I didnt get that far. You and the other person's argument was really boring me so I went on to another video. Also I dont argue with atheists especially on youtube I really dont see the point.

    And plz stop posting on Christian videos. ur not going to convert anyone. Find your jollies elsewhere plz. I'm asking nicely :)

  • @annie6891

    Jonas and a fish? You know, the myth of a man living in the belly of a fish for 3 days? A catastrophic global flood that did not happen? 6 day creation (with everything in the wrong order I might add)? Are you aware of these logical fallacies? It's called the bible.

  • @newfagscanttrif0rce

    Yeah! man lived in a whale couldn't happen. 'cept about 10 years ago there was a news report about the same thing.

    Catastrophic global flood didn't happen. 'cept nearly every clam fossil we have (open up on death) is closed, a result of being covered rapidly by massive layers of silt. Most think there were many many little floods to explain away the results of a massive one.

    6 day creation ... sun, water, land, fish, animals, humans. Clearly the wrong order.

    ...Think first.

  • @TheSuttonator

    Young Earth creationists are the stupidest people on the planet

  • @TheSuttonator  You've got it wrong...it's called faith. If you think about it too much you may lose faith.

  • Oh, a mass flood could happen, but if it were one to Biblical scale, then nothing would survive. 40 days and nights without any surviving vegetation to provide new oxygen? Yeah, no. Every oxygen breathing creature, and anything that depends on them for sustenance = dead.

  • @Jinxerz010792 Hey pal. Have you heard of phytoplankton? It provdes a lot of oxygen. Like 50-70% of the world's oxygen. And guess what? They live in the ocean. Don't belive me? Look it up pal.

  • Oh, I know about Phytoplankton. But I wonder, at 29000 ft, with Completely overcast skies, I wonder how much they'd have to work with in terms of nutrients that they draw from water that is close to soil on the sea floor and sunlight to photosynthesize with.

    You do the math. No Nutrients(Debatable in some places, but overall, minuscule amounts which would be nowhere near Noah's Ark) + No Sunlight (Pretty much guaranteed for the supposed volume of rain) = No Photosynthesis = No new Oxygen

  • @Jinxerz010792 If God let this happen and let thousands be fed and baskets full of food come from a loaf of bread and a couple fish, im pretty sure he could give nutrients to people and animals on an Ark.

  • Okay, one, give evidence that any of Jesus' miracles actually happened. I'll accept historical records outside of the bible as evidence in his favor, but as there is none, all you have is "The bible said it happened, so it happened." as your argument.

    Also, I find it funny that this God of yours likes to seem to bend the rules of physics whenever he likes, and yet, since we've come to understand how they work, we haven't had a physics defying miracle yet.

  • And my nutrients statement wasn't even about the arc. It was about the Phytoplankton, which need nutrient rich soil where they are in order to live and create food for themselves. If someone somehow managed to fit 2 of each earth animal onto that arc, I'm sure they'd have plenty to eat and drink (collecting rainwater, and they've got a boat full of animals) My question is, fitting two of every single species on that arc. How can you justify that, given the dimensions given of Noah's arc.

  • @annie6891 what about that four corners of the world talk in that fairy tale book??

  • @vangerwen79 I know nothing of this fairy tale book which u speak of.

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  • @ChineseFrenchFries

    So? Why can't i watch a 'christian' video? Are you allowed to watch a muslim video?

  • @ChineseFrenchFries

    Why not?

  • @ChineseFrenchFries Doesn't say in the bible that you should celebrate on a Sunday, though. That's the day after god's day. The first person in history to tell people to do that was roman emperor Constantine... 300 years after the bible was written. There's a lot of shenanigans going on that you people think exists in the bible, but doesn't. If you loved him, you'd respect him on the Sabbath like he told you to. In the bible.

  • i thought god gave me a hi five!lol

  • God doesn't exist.

  • @ChineseFrenchFries I agree with you! However I think that trying to determine the true purpose of a being as powerful as God is like an ant woundering why we sometimes squish them, only an infinate times worse!

  • @ChineseFrenchFries

    I agree with you! However I think that trying to determine the true purpose of a being as powerful as God is like an ant woundering why we sometimes squish them, only an infinate times worse

  • @ChineseFrenchFries

    I agree but then again it is very hard for us lowly humans to understand the purpose of such a powerful being as God. To do so is like ants woundering why we sometimes squish them, but infinate times harder.

  • I hate conservative Ideology, but damb this guy has a sense of humor :)

  • @commerceskate

    First as cathloics we believe the pope has a direct connection to God and live by his decrees until Jesus comes back to Earth. Secondly I agree with you in saying that there is no end no finish line for a purpose. Personally though I believe the why of our purpose is to get everyone on the Earth to love and forgive every other person in the world. (I know wat a hard job!)_

  • @joshcena33

    I'm afraid I don't understand your comment. Could you try to enlighten me?

  • i say once twice and trice his jokes are so bad it should be a sin

  • my lord his jokes should be a sin

  • L A M E !

  • @commerceskate

    It's hard to prove God's existence to those who don't want to see him. But I'll leave this for you to ponder. Why would it be helpful to ones survival to be able to love one another and have morals. Those hinder us from taking what would help from an eveloutionary perspective. No other animal has morals of right and wrong or shows as much affection and selflessness as our race. Now why would we evolve to have that? Because god created us.

  • @golom888

    Hmm I don't understand why either. So the answer MUST be a wizard did it. Or maybe because we rely on the group to survive?

  • can anyone provide me with material/phyisical/scientific evidence of god's existence?

  • @commerceskate Where did people come from

  • @JacobHesterTv so by asking me that question are you trying to say that you cannot provide me evidence of god's existence?

    and as far as your question goes, nobody can answer exactly where people came from, only speculate. not knowing is not a weakness, its a strength. if everyone believed we were all created by god, there would be no point in learning. if we all believed everything came from a god, then what's the point of anything?

  • @commerceskate

    No one including the pope know the exact reason we were sent down to earth. Personally I think its up to each person to find out for themselves why they were put on earth. But, as much as the pope dosnt know, neither do any of the brilliant scientists.

  • @golom888 of course the pope wouldn't know, there's nothing special about the pope. personally, i dont think there is a WHY involved in our existence whatsoever. more of just a WHO, WHAT, WHERE, and WHEN. or rather, there is no one single reason why people are here as a whole, if you think of our existence as a video game, there is no one certain way to beat it, no finish line.

  • i think your so funny and that your christian to

  • Not funny at all

  • Bob, I respect the ministry and patience you have responding to all these comments. Way to go

  • ahhh..boughtamazda..shouldabou­ghtahonda...LOL I love how we can make fun of ourselves...lol

  • I'm agnostic, but I have to admit, this guy is pretty funny ;)

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  • A restrained comedian is a unfunny comedian... Christians are naturaly restrained.

  • @frbarlan actually, I'm not restrained at all. Its funny how many people think my comedy is restrainded because I dont cuss or talk about dirty stuff.... but I write about stuff that makes me laugh and relates to my life...which is clean. So I'm not restrained at all. It just appears that way to people who think the only way to laugh is to hear really dirty vulgar stuff. And if that's the only thing they can laugh at....who's the restrained one?

  • @bobsmiley12 You are restrained. We can joke about everything. Nothing is taboo. Can you joke about the catholic priest raping children?

  • @frbarlan That's my point....I dont find that funny at all. So why would I joke