Burnistoun S1E1 - Voice Recognition Elevator - ELEVEN!

[oronful]

2:00 - this is a voice activated aligator :)

[cowgirlmoon]

ROFL!!!  Thot woose heeelarious!!!!!

[paulfnicholls]

Utterly brilliant!! Thanks for sharing :)

[scottinalaska]

I have seen this 4 times now in four days. I laugh every time. "Where in America is that? Dublin?" Hahahaha "I'm gonna go to the electric chair for ye!!" More LOL.

[capadom]

freedom..... "which floor you like to go" freedom....

[joahna72]

six is funny too! ;-)

[tvleavitt]

Utterly effin' brilliant... as an IT person, I can totally picture this happening... I'd love to see a computer dissect some of the Scottish brogue's I've heard... if my ears can't recognize what the hell someone is saying, a computer will have no chance at all.

[Madando2011]

hhahaha that was Great.

[0101HM]

Gret one

[IndentYourFall]

LMAO I thought that was Dr. Evil- XD

[Tamhenten14]

antiscottish lift and in Scotland ?!

[triplettam]

"Suck my Wally." Hilarious.

[jtwilliams1920]

is this funny in the uk? i hear the dudes talking on burnout, and it's funny to laugh at how seriously they take talking about the most minor subjects...what stuff from the us is considered funny? *i don't think a lot of stuff is funny here, family guy is ;o) and ab fab is funny for the cross the pond stuff..

[vertiare]

"You're from the same part of Ireland as Dick van Dyke?" Hilarious. (:

[Supermassively]

@vertiare That wasn't what he said...

[vertiare]

@Supermassively Yes it is. Listen to it at 1:06

[Supermassively]

@vertiare No, it's not. Are you contextually retarded? Iain said "Try an English accent", so Robert did, and Iain replied "Are you from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?" Why would he respond about an Irish accent when Robert was trying to fake an English accent?

I think you must have trouble with the Scottish accent.

[vertiare]

@Supermassively I must have trouble with the accent, but I'm certainly not retarded. I genuinely thank you for the clarification.

[MrSgurgul]

They are awesome, man!!! they got me. Eleven eleven eleven :)))))

[fenderchick1977]

I love UK television, particularly Scottish comedy. I watch so much of it (thank you uploader and YouTube) that I understand it perfectly. The bad part is that I forward it to friends and they all tell me they can't understand it so they can't see the humor. ARRGGHHH!!!! Maybe I should start them out on Father Ted?

[Jure225]

Hahaha. His "American" accent is more Russian than Irish. :)

[Breathkeroro]

5555555555555555555

[CardinalityKW]

This is not a Channel 5 show. It has nothing to do with Channel 5.

[jonathanbuchanan]

76 people work for Channel 5

[ldelaineslizard]

You should see my Baytown-Texan husband trying to undertand this. I wish I had a camera pointed at his face... I d**m near peed myself

[AbcSchoolOfPolish]

Really funny 

[ariadnisima]

this sketch is absolutely perfect the way it is

[MrClosercloser]

siri....

[LaLobita27]

I like the part where they said eleven

[BIGfart7]

Thumbs up if you thought the thumb nail looked like Dr. Evil

[TarasHealthyLife]

Highly recommended by our Irish Chiropractor! So good! Passing it on!

[MrRickPR]

That's the only word i understand "Eleven"

[joshcampbellTV]

Suck my Wullie

[YorkJonhson]

Freeedoooom!!

[patool1000]

@YorkJonhson Hhshahahahahaha lol TF2

[boychildnew1]

Great stuff! - from a Scottish man in Japan.

[MatteusNova]

I love en?

[CrazyAly246]

"please. Please? Suck my walley." ^_^ OMG! I love the Scotts, glad Im part scottish! I wish I had their accent! *sigh

[VanguardBeta]

@alalowa Actually my ex-girlfriend is Scottish, you're all talk. Terrifying though, please don't punch me through the internet. I like how you focused on that since you made a mistake and you know it, peace out bro.

[comrade44]

Maybe they should have tried a Canadian Accent, eh. =P

[Next0gen0]

I'm American, and I Approve Of This!

(Americans VR's can't even understand American :P)

[Eilliniel]

03:19 of course, William Wallace hahahaha... ace.

[chinklicious]

the way they say eleven isnt THAT different from the "american" eleven. i wish they chose a different number! like fourteen...you can do a lot more with that one/it sounds a lot more different

[owynmerrilin]

To add to the humor, turn on the "transcribe audio" option in the captions. It actually recognizes the word "eleven" most of the time, although it struggles with longer sentences even when they come from the elevator itself.

[igatube]

why didn't they choose ten ?

[fuelingforthelight]

@igatube - Because it's a comedy sketch :-P

[igatube]

@fuelingforthelight never mind, it's hilarious

[ldelaineslizard]

@igatube

ya main tun? TUN I saad.  ;)

[ldelaineslizard]

@igatube tun ... tuhn ahh sad!!

[Jemmer1000]

@igatube then they'd've ended up in the tin mines...

[Srlancelot39]

@igatube cus it probably wouldnt understand "tehn!" either

[hunterofall]

No, it'd be more accurate like this:

Rob: Eleven

Elevator: Did you say, fourty-five?

[comrade44]

Clearly it only works with Canadian accents eh.

[ZellMurasame]

Just say ten and walk up the stairs...

[Bloodyidit]

scottish accents?

fuck, it doesn't even do american accents!

[Fa6ade]

Any chance of subtitles? I can't understand them either :P

[Zark937]

2:01 trancribe audio "voice-activated Elephant" Wat?

[MsDgirl88]

it sounds like they say "Elephant" :D :D :D

[MsDgirl88]

thank u for the transcript .. :D :D :D

[0reeferman0]

all they had to do was say "ten" and walk one floor

[grendelee]

I remember doing this for that army game for the ps2. Made my friend so mad "Joker, flank left. JOKER FLANK LEFT. JOOOOKEEERRRR, FFLLLAAAAAAANNK LEFT! JOKERFLANKLEFT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

[SamuriX2010]

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOM!

[TheBloodyloon]

I think the funniest end would have been for there to have been no eleventh floor.

[pxcookie13]

@TheBloodyloon yes, I was waiting for someone to tell them so ^^

[Jfaiola]

@TheBloodyloon or already on it ;-P

[matyi7700]

watched this video for 10 times in the past, and for almost 6 months I'm saying "eleven" instead of "ileven" and can't stop saying eleven :)

[LikeAJukebox]

Where in America is that - Dublin? :DD

[witekkowal]

Thank's for the transcript! :-)

[BMBobster]

Lol, you can get here by just searching Eleven :D:))

[voronische]

How come they didn't try to say "ten"? ;)

[sallybsally]

I crack up everytime i watch this ,,,ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN!!!

[weerossemm]

are you from the same part as england as dick van dyke

[lemonadesparkle]

The line that had me crying with laughter was 'Are you from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke' lol. Pure Class!

[MsTayTay1224]

LOL really funny

[k910ou9i]

ohhh...elevators no matter what are evil! Thank goodness americans dont have accents.

[weerossemm]

@k910ou9i americans have the worst accent in the world :L

[alalowa]

@k910ou9i aye they do different states have very distinguishable accents just like the glasweigen accent is different from an Edinburgh accent

[iamantony1]

@alalowa

Maybe that guy was just talking tongue-in-cheek? Like how some people talk about a "British" accent.

(God I hate it when people talk about a "British" accent...)

[alalowa]

@iamantony1 even then americans do have an accent. Funnily enough the AMERICAN accent. P.S. There is no british accent but collectively a Welsh accent, an irish accent, a SCOTTISH accent, and sadly an english accent.

[iamantony1]

@alalowa

Aye, that's why I hate it when people say there is a British accent :p

And even then you can find a new dialect of an accent if you move to a different neighbourhood :p

[VanguardBeta]

@alalowa Except there isn't even AN English accent either, just shit loads of regional ones :P

[owynmerrilin]

@VanguardBeta What is it with people from the UK and this crap? Look, I know you guys have regional accents. We all do. A guy from Georgia sounds nothing like someone from New York City, who sounds nothing like someone from LA, who sounds nothing like someone from Salt Lake City. As far as I'm concerned, a "British accent" is any accent that hails from Great Britain. Sure, it's not very specific, but there's no reason to get offended just because your accent belongs to a larger group of accents.

[alalowa]

@VanguardBeta yes if you actually read what that was in reply to then you would realise that i had already said that !! + the english accents are a good reason for scottish independance. Dont need to listen to their shit accents :)

[VanguardBeta]

@alalowa Nnnooo you said there isn't a British accent but there is an English accent, I was saying there isn't even 'an' English accent as there's lots of regional ones in England xD All of which are a lot clearer than the Scottish choking sound, by the way.

[jennifercadden123]

this makes me so proud to be scottish.

[ashowmega]

lol, in Scottish accent "Eleven" sounds like "I Love Him" .

[gavsterry]

brilliant just brilliant

[jjj1010rt]

hahaha fuking hilarious!!!!

[nnopejustchucktestaa]

suck ma wally



[faisalnahian]

absolutely hilarious !!!

[TheStinkyFingers]

On the BBC website they've posted a vid about Iphone voice recognition. Very funy! Can't wait to go back there :)

[szerdahelyigyerek007]

i wanna go to Scotland so badly !!

[alalowa]

@szerdahelyigyerek007 don't it hasn't stopped raining in years BELIEVE me !! :)

[NuMetal92]

"I love him" :D

[tovk909]

Anyone else here because of BBC news clip?

[craigandjoanne]

@tovk909 Yes... Or should that be, Aye :)

[carapops1]

if ya dont understand alingo get bac tae yer ane country



[beverage2008]

please please?.. suck ma wully! - pure dead brilliant haha

[VON4G3]

creased!

[tomchludzinski]

lol Tell me your fantasies and let's make them a reality

[OghamTheBold]

Not seen this before (no TV) - just watched an episode on BBC iPlayer

Very inventive - a guy gets beaten up by a horse - Jools Holland gets floored by a sandwich toaster - a possessed cupboard - a wee dog runs away from a murder

[piratka30stm]

OMG, only after the second watching I realized they were Scots!! I was absolutely sure they were Germans! I thought that was a German accent . I even thought that some of the phrases have been spoken in German!! LOL

Btw, I'm Russian so my own accent is more terrible haha

[JohnyR82]

Great a super-funny video! :o)

I love this sketch and especially their accents.

Btw, here is great example from real-life: youtube.com/watch?v=RiU8GPlsZq­E

(iPhone 4S Siri and guy from Japan) :))

[Mightylus]

I'm from Poland but i know english language quite well... At least that i thought... then I watched this vid. Their accent is crazy !! I love Scotland !! :D

[ugforthewin]

This is fucking hilarious... Why have I just heard of it?

[reecebyrne2010]

my favourite part was eleveeeeen

[LittleCharmingAngel]

this is superb :D I'm just wondering if I did any better with my slavic accent :D

[slightlyoutofreach01]

"Just take us anywhere, ya cow!"

[utilizatori]

Apple Siri?

[1214XOXO]

funiest thing i ever heard!

[performany]

it sounds like they speak german

[DanMcG63]

eleven eleven eleven eleven eleven you have not selected a floor aye we hiv ELEVEN

[MrGeorgejulian]

Check out Best of Burnistoun on BBC2 tonight

[Bazatage]

a lemon

[mujkocka]

i would love to know if apple's siri works or ends up like this....

[supervillan]

@mujkocka ends up like this my mate phoned me going off his head about how he bought and iPhone and it doesn't work XD

[rocknrolllives]

any one know when series 3 is on

[elschorlo]

absolutely love the Scottish accent! :D

[Acceptable76]

Lmfao this was hilarious

[strgazerlilly1]

I love it! 

[VanillaWiteOut]

Oh god I died laughing. Fuck me. Ugh.

[jackpontiac52]

Say: FOOKN-ELL and the door will open!

[MadIgor1]

the software is ok, I think its must be some ultra cheap microphone then. Isnt it in Scotland?

[isaackenny]

SIRI-OUS-LY?

[xirtlu]

I mean of course Siri :)

[xirtlu]

Hopefully the rumoured Assistant in the next iPhone understands Scottish.

[Moffo861]

hhahahah!!! Just discovered this show cause I hear these guys are helping write the next series of the IT crowd!

can't wait for this!!

[BurntBreed]

brill very funny well done boys

[Rorschach147]

lol

[Louizalass]

Love it! 

[Adunn88]

I think we should develop our own voice recognition devices that only work with Scottish accents as revenge

[1234rydog]

11 haha

[donfanto1]

hahaha i never get tired watching this video :D

[weerossHD]

''Please speak slowly and clearly''

''SMARTARSE!''

hahahahaha pure quality

[choirpsycho]

"Where in America is that? Dublin?"

[ariadnisima]

robert florence's face when iain connell tries the american accent is PRICELESS

[Potar4y]

hahahaha



[videogize]

this is just clever and funny!!!!!

Thank you

[MrYarman2011]

eleven, alevin )))

[cyberxdev]

That elevator talks English but it recognizes only Chines ;)))

[cyberxdev]

11

[dmtmir1971]

you know what? i bought Mazda one month ago. it has a voice recognition technology to ..and guess what? it doesn't do a Russian accent too

[Krasimir1994]

aleven ilevon xD :D ileven xD :D

[SuperMaddog42]

please please suck my wally

[Sepaku97]

ELEVEN

[ManicWindows]

hi guys, actually loved being apart of your most memorable scene (manky guy at 3:27) i was even inspired to be jolly and real...(ish). keep up the good work!

ps. cany go to the casino no more cause of this scene, i say to the dealer "put that on 29 please" and his reply (still to this day) " sure u don't want it on Eleven?" "NO!" then he hits 11 to kick me in the haw maws.......

[TheAngie7178]

haha that is not an american accent

[gomonnaco]

Jist pished mah self feckin' laughin' at thes pair ay idiots best ye tube clip Ah hae seen in ages it's absolute class an' absolutely spot oan th' bunsens. thes is exactly th' way th' scottish gang oan coz thaur jist nae reit in th' heed. weel aw ye fowk up in scootlund thes clip is fur ye hiner ye retain ye guid sense ay humur an' loove thes as much an' we did. it absolutely pure class.enjoy an' watch again an' again pass it oan tae ye pals. loove frae tracey

[coprat24]

@gomonnaco What on earth are you trying to say? Even if you were writing slang, pretty much none of what you wrote is even correct.

[MrScotland262]

@coprat24 Well. I understood it.

People in scotland all have different spellings of the words.

[coprat24]

@MrScotland262 I've never seen 'Scotland' spelled like that before nor have I seen any of that poor attempt at slang. It's clearly some idiot trying to type slang but failing terribly. Either that or they aren't Scottish and are just making fun of us.

[MrScotland262]

@coprat24

Yeah i agree now that i read it a second time.

[gomonnaco]

Pure dead brilliant :0)

[dingbat99]

So true scottish accent is dire for voice recognition

[STREETGANGTERS]

FREEDDOOOOOM

[whatsonyourchannel]

Suck ma wally :-)

[sidgwd1]

makes me proud tae be scottish

[TobY2Bias]

@sidgwd1 u need a funny vide to make you proud to be scottish :\

[sidgwd1]

@TobY2Bias haha but this is feckin funny ;D