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  • wise guy; EUROPE needs PEOPLE like this man to run and FIX what our society is turning in to due to the islamic movement in our society. The truth is:equality is equal, then it is equal for everyone, anywhere; At least Europe: But SOME people from islamic countries criticise and parade in the streets condemning european societies about our costumes, life-stiles, religion, beliefs and way of life;my question is: Why and what are they here for? IF they don't like it they have the RIGHT to leave.

  • FUCK ISLAM

  • I don't care what anyone else believes... just don't tell me what I can and cannot eat, I choose for myself in spite of what others believe. I will eat what ever the hell I want so take your ways and beliefs elsewhere! And this does not make me intolerant it makes me independent. If you don't like what I eat, don't eat it! But if you try to persecute me because of my beliefs then the makes you intolerant. I LOVE FREEDOM FROM YOUR RELIGION- islam...

  • Atheist Beaten and Jailed for - Atheism

    — An Indonesian civil servant who declared himself an atheist on Facebook was arrested and is now facing jail for blasphemy after being attacked by an angry mob, police said today.

    Alexander An, 30, who wrote “God doesn’t exist” on his Facebook page, was beaten by a mob of dozens in his hometown in West Sumatra province.

    “He is suspected of having blasphemed against Islam,” --local police chief

  • The Quo'ran says there is no compulsion in religion. All of the monotheistic religions have gone through periods of literalism, and general numbskulledness. We can't blame the message or the book, we have to call out the intolerant wanks, who make a mockery of Muhamads life example. Halal and kosher meat is better for you...

  • Have you ever thought that some of the 'hate messages' are just from trolls? Or do you dislike thinking?

  • @10888838 why are u bringing up America here? Are u saying that Islam is okay be cause they don't kill people as many as America does? They're both fucked up religion& country

  • And do not confound truth with falsehood, and do not hide the truth when you know (it).

  • Pat = Brit = jews littel bitCh

  • @AntiShitMitiC Comments like that are the exact reason I started hating Islam.

  • @redelman43199 ...who gives a fuck of what u hate ?¿

    fuck you fuck jews lol

  • Respect

  • I really hope you stop taking every single isolated cases showing how horrible and dangerous the religion of islam is. People are monstrous not Islam.

  • @ACHKENOU 9000+ Murders done by muslims in the last 12 months. That doesn't sound very isolated to me.

  • Are you serious? LOL There has been not ONE SINGLE DROP of oil taken from any country , anywhere, much less the M.E. In fact, Iraq recently gave a HUGE contract to --CHINA~!! How's that for gratitude?

    Our blood gives them freedom and they take a dump on the US. Also, your premise that they would love us and never come here if we only would not interfere with their jihad ambitions around the world, is laughable. It is so stupid , it doesn't even deserve a reply.

  • OH shutit! put a sock in it..

  • good answer to Pat condell

    watch?v=exXH2ITDJXw

  • watch?v=exXH2ITDJXw

  • You, sir, are amazing. Please try and launch a campaign in Canada to sort out this horrible piece of pollitically correct brainwashed islam appeasing mess.

  • I would not call u a Islamophobe but rather a BRAINWASHED PERSON!

  • Why don't u cover more about AIPAC and their influence on American Congress and Media?

  • There is no such thing as Islam, to begin with. You are referring to a non existing entity -Umma?- and feinting bravery by attacking a made into dragon wind mill? Are you referring to Wahhabite Muslims, dogmatic orthodox anti-secularists? Is that it? I am a Muslim, and like -probably- hundreds of millions, I don't know who the fuck you're targeting and what the fuck you're mumblin about in your hero-wanna be videos. But keep up the good work, your show is entertaining to say the least...

  • @Elpistolero29 Your "non-existent" islam was responsible for over 9000 deaths last year...

  • @foamulator Honestly, i hope you understand that if your Army wasn't interfering and raping their land and occupy it for oil, which led to an awful economic situation, you wouldn't see any Muslim in America or Europe. its simple, get out of our land so Muslims can go back and leave your country! i personally disagree on Islamic laws and i hate Islamic cultures!

  • The Salafists want to segregate beaches, public areas, etc, and All Women must be covered-up with some kind of shroud, which will not go down well with visitors.

    Today, tourists can go into the Great Pyramid via the Robbers' Tunnel dug by Tombrobbers, employed by Caliph al-Ma'mun around AD 820, -who was responsible for the desecration of almost every tomb and Temple in Egypt. 75 years later, no one even knew who built the Pyramids!

    >>>>Muslims are racist, parochial, intolerant morons.

  • My name starts with Mohd (Mohammed) and

    Then Irwin then Shah

  • @foamulator You're awesome dude.

  • Islam is not a religion of peace...it's a joke

  • @rainfordlol2 Is your "Jewish Holocaust/"Auschwitz"" religion a religion of peace ? It´s the worst religion of all.

  • @kolkrabe19 what the fuck are you going on about you knob head? i couldn't give a fuck what happened to Jews in Auschwitz. I'm an Atheist. wanker

  • @rainfordlol2 Exactly, that´s what I mean. You suggested the Jews were taken to Auschwitz because of their "religion", and not because they were criminals, thieves and undesirables.

  • @kolkrabe19 yes but in my recent post i didn't mention anything about the jews at all until you brought it up. What Hitler did with the Jews does not concern me at all. All i want is for Muslims to either accept the fact that Britain is a country with christian values and will not change to Sharia Law or etc. or to go back to their own country we're this law is allowed. Whatever the Jews and the Holocaust has to do with that dude, i havn't a clue

  • @rainfordlol2

    Talmud : Jesus is boiling in Hot Shit

    U know what....put jews & their porn manual talmud in your arse,,both belong to shit

  • @Qinzorack grow up 

  • @rainfordlol2,,,Grow up ??????

    Thats the best u can say fucking jew ?????...Burn Talmud ,its better nO?¿

  • @Qinzorack me? a Jew? !!!! hahaha you fucking silly cunt, i am an atheist, i am British, i live in England, all of my family are English and have been for century's. i could not give a fuck about Jews, Christians, Muslims or any other fucked up religion you fucking idiot. whatever the fuck 'Talmund' is , i don't know and to be honest i couldn't give a shit. so like i said, grow up and stop trolling. you're boring me now so move along son. ME a JEW hahaha

  • @rainfordlol2 ...mmm a brit, born & raised in uk as atheist...Ok

    but when it comes to jews,,,atheists down their pants lol You & Pat Condel proved my point lol,,,so shut the fuck up littel jews littel bitCh

    ,,,and u need not to be jew to support jews,,,atheist do lol

    listen 2 feets ape...jews & judaism are 1

  • @Qinzorack yes an atheist :) and proud. i don't support Jews, i don't support any religion, if you had even bother to pay attention, but you're boring me. you're repeating yourself because you have no real argument. and to be honest "so shut the fuck up you littel jews lettel bitCh" isn't exactly intimidating. For one you can't spell which means you are either foreign or you are just a retard that can't spell. So i have a job to go too. Have fun with the jew hating Mr Hitler

  • @rainfordlol2 ...ok,live to work,Nigga lol

  • @ibraCkalalabra I'm white. take it your boyfriend Quinzorack has mentioned his poorly spelled debate to me? because you both have the same picture, videos and judging by your name you are a muslim, the worse religion of the lot. May the false prophet muhammad strike me down and cut off my hands blah blah blah. farewell keyboard warrior

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  • @rainfordlol2 ... i lick not jews balls :)

  • @ibraCkalalabra ANDDDDDDD another thing mate, your flag has the British flag in the corner. UK rules you sunshine. Wish i could give you a hug, you seem really grouchy :( maybe one day you'll grow up and be a real boy.

  • @rainfordlol2 ..nO hug lol ,im not rugbyman jejejeje

    ,,,when u walk in Uk"s streets,remember that theres No England now :)

    PakinGland ?¿

    jejejeje

    .

    listen ,proud brit , You will pay for the suffering of Palestinian pple

    and the lands you gave to your owners the filthy zionist jews...hope u live nOt 100 years

    ut only 5 years ...Kos Pakingland is on the road :)......hammer your balls of rage :)

  • @ibraCkalalabra ...didn't get a word of that lol and why are you so obsessed with people's balls? Jewish balls and then you want to hammer my balls? I'm not bothered if your a homosexual of course but don't flirt with me please, it's wrong. And i couldn't care what our country did to Palestinian people. None of my business, it wasn't my idea to do whatever they did. Only people i have a problem with are extremist Muslims. That's it. So why you got involved i will never know. Faggot

  • @rainfordlol2 ...about palestine,ofcourse,its because of your so called sunrise Uk that palis are suffering the zionist jewish occupation ,u dont give a fuck ,not realt new ,i told you earlier that when it comes to jews,,,u down your pants

    ...its not idea,ok,but at least you son of bitCh..u have to stand with pple who are fighting for their freedom...me faggot ?

    listen if u give your arse to others,,this is your busness lol

  • @ibraCkalalabra I'm sure i'll live :)

  • @rainfordlol2 ...even The rats live too

    but only the ones who are fighting for their freedom,live for ever :)

    ....iF i was Pali,,,i blow my fucking self to kill the maximum of the bastards jews lol

    Unfortunetly im from Nieu & i admire the ones who blow their bodies for tehir country

    i think u live in a bastard country jajajaja & u have not this Option nO?¿

    see you 2morow wanker brit,,,time to FooottttBaaalllllll lol

  • @ibraCkalalabra that's brilliant

  • @ibraCkalalabra Darwin Award Winner

  • @rainfordlol2 ...fuck off to work ...u have no fucking idea how the palis are suffering your historical bitching Crime,,,You brits cunts

    and when u get the age to vote...Vote Britain Needs Pakis jajajajaja

  • @ibraCkalalabra i don;t care how they are suffering. None of my business. If you love them so much go and help them. Little man

  • @rainfordlol2 jejejejeje the cunt saying Uk Rule lol ,dont grow mate

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  • @rainfordlol2 That dude Condell is in the trade of defending the Jews and their "Holocaust" story. Britain is a Jewish country, you live by Jewish laws. Jews are scapegoating the Muslims, and you are falling into their trap.

  • 4000+ Rockets fired into Israel Last year. There is the reason your heroes are getting themselves killed.

  • @foamulator ...nOT true..judeo-nazi israel attacked 1st

  • "Islam allows me to kill infidels", man tells judge

    Haneen Dajani

    Dec 29, 2011

    ABU DHABI // A man who stabbed a witness to death in court told an appeals court judge yesterday that as a Muslim he was entitled to kill "infidels".

    BAM first appeared in court last year, accused of causing a permanent injury to a Nepalese man, LK. Released on bail, he then stabbed him to death.

    Later he killed another Nepalese man who was giving evidence on behalf of LK.

  • stop the killing of christians and gays in Muslim lands. The 'Religion of Peace" is killing us !

  • @alskyification Muslims realy are not killing innocent christians, beleve me, i was a complete ameican man, then i flew to jordan and beleve me, they dont hate Christians, they live together as if there's nothing between them, gays are killed because its illegal and nasty, mass-media in America made us forcibly except such a foul crime against humanity and made it look like arabs are crazy killers!! the media is not a concept but a mind bending thing controlling americas people!

  • @munther555 Sir. With all due respect, your problem is not the American Media. Your problem is islam.

  • @foamulator well,if they showed you guys how much weapons America gives Israel to kill innocent Palestinians this argument would be for the protection of Muslims,im not a crazy conspiracy theorist but i can tell 9/11 was an inside job, America is working in close ties with Israel to help it gain control of the holy land, "al jazeera" is an Arab news company that shows the problems to its fullest extent, and beleve me u guys dont even have a clue of how large the attacks on arabs are.

  • @munther555 US gives weopons to Saudi's and Afganistan and Pakistan. Israel is not unique. Where did al quaeda get there weopons from it was from the US accidently.

  • @munther555 I dont have a problem with Muslims. I do have a problem with Islam

    Jordan is a racist state as Jews cannot be citizen. Islam needs to reform !

  • Animal jew @alskyification ,,we have problem with jews kos they are ashkinazis

    and judaism ,,koz its fossil & barbaric 3000 y old religion

    jews have nO place in 2012

  • @alskyification well, not to be racist but the problem is in Zionist-Jews(not jews in general) who took over Palestine, they barged into Palestine with tank's and killed everyone who tried to keep there house in Palestine, we never wanted to war with them they just got the permission from the United Nations to do this,

    Islam had been the same ever since it came down about 1400yrs ago,normal humans cant just change writen text,its never been done,so who are we to change the text?

  • @alskyification i agree did you see the story in the papers about indonesia. the islamofacist police broke up a punk festival arrested alot of punks cut there hair removed there peircings, threw them in a big pond for spiritual cleansing , sent them for relligeous classes for 2 weeks before letting them go home i have nothing against muslims the ones i know are ok too ,me but do i like islamism, no i dont do i want too live uder islamisn no i was a punk kid so they would have done that too me

  • @glrswalker100 nothing surprises me.  all I know,,,,,we must support all those nations that border Islam. We must all support Israel before its too late for all of us !

  • Muslim form of "interfaith dialog"....

  • Nigerian Churches Bombed by muslim fanatics during Christmas prayers

    25 December 11

    A series of bomb attacks in Nigeria, including two on Christmas Day church services, have left at least 32 people dead and many injured.

    Nearly 70 people have died this week in fighting between Nigerian forces and Boko Haram gunmen in the country's north-east.

  • islam is Love & love is a Winner

  • I am an athiest come from muslim background and I support your rights to speak your mind :)

  • Attacks on African Christians surging- Multiple Deaths Occurring

    ' Islamists initiate invasion of Christian South' December 19, 2011

    Attacks on Christians are surging in Kenya, and analysts say Islamic radicals are putting a bull's-eye on the community.

    Clay said the attacks are getting more frequent and more intense.

    "Recently, there has been a surge of violence assaulting Christians inside southern Kenya, provoked mainly by Somali Muslims, likely from the militant group al-Shabaab,"

  • @foamulator ...they die alone lol

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  • @pxpaul "O believers! Take neither Jews nor Christians as your protecting friends (auliya): they are only protecting friends of one another. Whoever of you disobeys this commandment will be counted as one of them. Surely God does not guide the wrongdoers." (Qur’an; 5:51)

  • ISTANBUL, December 15 (CDN) — A judge’s decision this month to indefinitely postpone the appeal of a Christian sentenced under Algeria’s defamation law, to a prison term of FIVE years. He had been charged with" insulting Muhammad", the prophet of Islam, and with “proselytism” for giving a Muslim a CD about Christianity.

  • @foamulator ...another kid fucking scandal in netherlands...u dont menshion it ?

  • @ibraCkalalabra Ok. It happens.. but pedophilia is not just an occasional occurrence in islam, it is part of the traditional culture. Surveys show that almost 70% of all muslim girls are molested. Truth hurts, I suppose.

  • @foamulator ...lol

  • @foamulator ...lol

  • @ibraCkalalabra I believe than man should be put to death. I would just like to point out that he is a single case, and his only motivation was his lust for children. He was not urged to marry or have sex with a child because his lone prophet did it. He did it of his own free will and against the will of the child.

  • As-Salaam Alaikum, my niggas

  • #1-Pull my country out of the Arabian peninsula #2- Deport Islam out of the west completely.I'd say that would be a very good start,oh yea and Ron Paul 2012 for my pres. as well.

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  • wow, what a douche...

  • iiiiiiiiiiiiiiislam is a winner :)

  • @iFuckOffNot no.

  • @TCfoxs ...YES islam is a winner

  • @iFuckOffNot I would like some proof. Not just an ignorant phrase. I want some logical argument. If "Islam is the winner" why do mostly Muslim nations live in poverty? If "Islam is the winner" why were education levels so poor in mostly Islamic countries? If "Islam is the winner" why does it use aggression and fear to gain and maintain followers?

  • @JaykeisBrutal ROFL! Take a hike with all your accents! I can't even be bothered putting them in my native language... All religions are screwed up, Islam is just the worst right now. Amen, inshallah. ^.^

  • @zigthorax3 I just copied and pasted from the Noble Qur'an. The accents were not my addition. I would rather all Muslims be Buddhist, at least they are forming large scale terrorist groups.

  • @ShipsKobold999 The Qur'an supports forced conversion, and killing of non-Muslims. They are both fully supported, and encouraged. The crusades were and always have been a defensive measure. They were the West's belated response to the Muslim conquest of two-thirds of the known world. I am trying to learn more of the inquisition, although it seems to be poorly misunderstood.

  • @JaykeisBrutal oh come on, don't twist the facts! All the 3 abrahamitic religions are, in my view, inhumane ideologies which were invented to control people. They all emerged from judaism and are basicly the same. But why criticise the one and at the same time justify the other? Just because the one you defend is YOUR inhumane ideology?

  • @ShipsKobold999 You know what you should be thanking the crusaders. If it wasn't for them you would be thinking ants could talk, sperm comes from the spine, be praying 5 times a day, and speaking Arabic. Furthermore, if any other religions survived you would be strapping a C4 vest to yourself to perform Jihad. So, you are welcome.

  • @JaykeisBrutal the words of a hater

  • islam better not take over britain. i dont think pat would allow it

  • Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood in the lead, press

    First reports, Freedom and Justice party obtained 47%

    >>> ABANDONING MUBARAK WAS A MONUMENTAL FOREIGN POLICY MISTAKE OF THE FIRST ORDER

  • firstly Ilam is like every other religion - dont kill innocent people, and dont pick things out of context from the quran. the 'islamic' countries now are corrupt - but people think just because women are opressed in the countries, its in islam! it is not - before the prophet pbu came, women were treated badly, (the era of ignorance), but then he fixed it right. some corrupt muslims are setting a bad example of islam, i know that, but it doesn't say that in islam

  • @Mombo888 Islam is a plague set in motion by Islam's lone prophet who was a ruthless terrorist, a mass-murderer, a thief, a slave trader, a rapist and a pedophile. If you understood your religion you would see the blatant truth. Also, and as far as putting the Qur'an in context, it is next to impossible. The Qur'an is so jumbled and confused the only parts that have any connection to the prior ayat and the following are stolen from the Torah and then systematically bastardized.

  • @Mombo888 The Qur'an doesn't really have a context. It is a jumbled mess. Going from surah to surah, and ayat to ayat is very difficult. Picking one ayat out of many is the better way to read the Qur'an. If you want peace in the world Islam must go. "So be not weak and ask not for peace (from the enemies of Islâm), while you are having the upper hand. Allâh is with you, and will never decrease the reward of your good deeds." Noble Qur'an Muhammad 47:35 note: 'good deeds' means 'Jihad'.

  • @Mombo888 Bukhari (72:715) - "A'isha said, 'I have not seen any woman suffering as much as the believing women'" This is Muhammad's own wife complaining of the abuse that the women of her religions suffer relative to other women.

    Muslim (4:1039) - "A'isha said [to Muhammad]: 'You have made us equal to the dogs and the asses'" These are the words of Muhammad's favorite wife, complaining of the role assigned to women under Islam.

    Both examples from the Hadith.

  • islam is love & love always win :D

  • islam is a winner...and we dont mind you :D

  • @idontcarei I do not hate Muslims. I hate Islam. This simple difference makes all the difference. Muslim's are as much a victim of Islam, as the rest of the world.

  • Islam, like all other religions founded on good virtues but eventually corrupted... 

  • @TheUndertakerSaysRIP Not corrupted my friend like any other religion there's people creating there own religions & not sticking to Gods word, that's why so many Prophets have been sent down infact some believe God himself has been down here. If man kind was not so corrupt one prophet would have been enough however we never learn and blame everyone else for our own evil doings. There will come a time when there will be no more forgiveness & I feel that time is soon prophecies show that. Repent

  • Algeria, Libya, Tunisia, Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, Syria and Turkey were all Christian countries, until they were destroyed by Islam. And Islam wants to continue its jihad and conquest into Europe.

    We let them do that at our peril, for it is not only our culture and society that will be destroyed. Islam does not do democracy, intellectual freedom or rational thought, and it does not do technology either.

    Global Islam will result in the destruction of Mankind.

    .

  • @pxpaul Islam's Latest Contributions to Peace and love.

    2011.11.07 (Taluka Chak, Pakistan) - Muslim gunmen attack a village and murder three Hindus.

    2011.11.07 (Swabi, Pakistan) - A secular politician and his son are among three dismantled by a Fedayeen suicide bomber.

    2011.11.06 (Bara Kaman Gara, Pakistan) - A woman is shot to death by Mujahideen inside her home.

    2011.11.06 (Azam Warsak, Pakistan) - Muslim militants open fire in a bazaar, killing three people.

  • @JaykeisBrutal Besides the Hindu woman you mentioned all who were killed were probably Muslims themselves and if you looked around the world on those dates I bet alot of other people were killed around the world by similar idiots who were not Muslim Mr news reporter but I don't see your report mentioning them. Your scare mongering is not going to work forever people are waking up and finding the truth for themselves. Sucker

  • @R4PKO Stop defending your piece of shit cul...oh sorry I mean "religion".

  • @wolverine668 Fuck your mama Lmao

  • @R4PKO Why would you wanna do that? Do you wanna get stoned to death or "honour killed" for committing adultery?

  • @wolverine668 It would be worth it to see the look on your face after and while I was doing it Lol

  • @JaykeisBrutal yeah, i know, there are some people who set a bad example of islam, but i love it how you just pick out the misguided muslims attacks when there are 50 other people who arent 'muslims' that have commited crimes. yeah, just go and be bias and pick things out of context- understand the religion first and talk to a proper scholar, before you comment on it. dont believe everything you here or see, understand it in deep context - what you see on the news (the stupid 'muslims') is bad

  • @JaykeisBrutal also, things that happen on the news, doesn't reflect the religion. just because the kkk do bad things, it doesnt mean that its in christianity.

  • @Mombo888 Quran (2:191-193) - "And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution [of Muslims] is worse than slaughter [of non-believers]... but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for Allah." The historical context of this passage is not defensive warfare, Since the Muslims were no longer under attack by the Meccans after moving to Medina.

  • @JaykeisBrutal You do realize that, thats the way of the media destroying what people see in Islam. If it was a christian man doing those things, they wont write "Christian gunmen attack a village and murder three hindus". Did you know that over 70 % of people in jail are christians? Why when a christian murders someone they don't write that it was a christian? MOST people in jail ARE CHRISTIANS!!! So STFU! Fuck the media!

  • @oKASHmANo Becsuse they dont kill in the name and cause of Jesus, idiot. Not so with muslims..

    

  • @oKASHmANo And what do you define as a Christian?

  • @oKASHmANo You also don't see the bible supporting the mass extermination of Jews, Muslims, and non-believers. Most people in jails are criminals. I am sure they would write "Christian called by God to kill so and so" if the person was in fact killing because they believed God wanted it to happen. Hmm, sounds like a certain Allah I have heard about.

  • Court reduces sentences for 26 MEN who Gang Raped 13-year-old

    TURKEY

    4 November 2011

    Human rights groups have reacted with outrage after a Turkish appeals court reduced prison sentences for 26 men convicted of having sex with a 13-year-old girl, because the victim had given "consent" but the TWENTY SIX MEN, who include teachers, civil servants and a village elder, were given sentences ranging from one to six years.

    >>>Right. A 13 yr. old girl gave consent to 26 men.

  • @foamulator "The Prophet said, 'A virgin should not be married till she is asked for her consent.' 'O Apostle! How will the virgin express her consent?' He said, 'By remaining silent.'" -Bukhari's Hadith

  • Muslim outrage certainly doesn't happen when brutal acts of terror are committed in the name of Islam. . . But draw a cartoon of Muhammad and all hell breaks loose.

  • From all us racists and islamaphobes , Pat keep up the great work. A true lover of humanity is a hater of human rights abuses as in islam.

  • ISLAM!

    Because 1.5 billion inbred degenerates can't be wrong!

  • What do Muslims think of Democracy??? --read below.

  • FATWA AGAINST VOTING FOR NON MUSLIMS

    CAIRO: Mohammad Amer, a Salafi Sheikh, issued a fatwa prohibiting votes for any Christian, secular or liberal candidate, as well as any Muslim candidate who does not pray daily or call for the implementation of Shariah law.

    The fatwa also prohibited voting for any former member of the dissolved National Democratic Party (NDP), associated with the regime of deposed President Hosni Mubarak, with the exception of a few “honorable” candidates.

  • muslims hate their politicians!

    As we do in the west!

    Except muslims execute them publicly !

  • Pat Condell for Emperor of the world! ..... just kidding the monarchy is fucking bullshit...