The Man

[RoseannaMiller]

My best friend showed me this video... All I had to do was look at the uploader thngy that's above the video, and when the ad was going, I was Like "ADAM!!!!!!" :D My mission in life is now complete :')

[LydiAbracadabra]

Your room looks miraculously tidy for a 19-year-old male. I'm a female student who has ended up living with three 19/20yr old male students and their rooms are terrifyingly awful.

[saoirsexD]

I love you to :D x

[EmmaR300]

growing up is for like...grown ups =3

[pritstickifiy]

sing us a song!

[con4onme]

I was on holidays in London for few weeks and SitC was during that time and I went there for few hours and you were one of the few people I was really excited to see and you weren't there and I was sad :( (I wrote "and" too many times).

[MissChattisaski]

@CrashBangAdam NO!! Don't feel old I love your stubble IIt makes you so, sexy? yep sexy.I want to eat you.<3 oh and i'm just watching this again and you are the funniest thing on the internet. Become a comedian! I will go to all your shows :D

[granskare]

the link to you has been screwed up by YT so I reply here....Britain is so reliant on you, if there is no you, there will be no Britain so reproduce as often as you are able, perhaps 5-10 times daily for a start...all England is at your feet so...

[itsalexenglish]

You're awfully cute.

[CrashBangAdam]

@itsalexenglish I think somebody might be blind :)

[itsalexenglish]

@CrashBangAdam Just you, dear. Just you. :)

[hannananabatman]

I have watched this clip like 10 times just to see the part where you say "you are looking so good".

[CrashBangAdam]

@hannananabatman <3 I truly meant it

[Pantraimos]

xD would love to hear those insults be said in real life. BADING!

[CrashBangAdam]

@Pantraimos Maybe there was a reason I was fired...

[ANONPOWEEER]

BELVADEIIRE!

[CrashBangAdam]

@ANONPOWEEER BELVADIERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF THE CEILING

[ANONPOWEEER]

@CrashBangAdam belvadeire ran away. Thanks a lot >:l

[thebaconflapsable]

ahhhhhh i missed you so much and your vid didnt show up yesterday then i get bored and this was here yay geez you literally make me laugh with tears its awesome not many people can do that i have only met one and the other two are you and cory williams 

[CrashBangAdam]

@thebaconflapsable That was so sweet :)

[FreakyBelgianChick]

The fact that you're only nineteen scares me for some reason. Like I'm a creepy pervert for peeking in on your life... Which is weird, 'cause most of the time I compare you to my cousins, and we have more of a why-are-you-hitting-yourself type of relationship than anything else.

[CrashBangAdam]

@FreakyBelgianChick I'm glad I have this relationship with you youtubers <3

[candiegirll]

Horay for no more braces! They are a pain in the butt, and I kinda believe dentists/orthodontists enjoy causing people pain. One day, they were all "Hey, what about a metal device that can move peoples teeth realy painfully!"

And the other guy was all "Right! To make their teeth straight!"

And the first guy was all "Oh, yah. That ... :/ "

[CrashBangAdam]

@candiegirll I totally agree. Braces are a way for dentist to hurt people legally.

[LadyOldLittle]

I'm getting my braces fitted 2 days after you get yours removed -_-

[CrashBangAdam]

@LadyOldLittle Hehehehehehe WELCOME TO HELL! No I kid, they aren't that bad at all :)

[topazchelle]

I hopefully get my braces off my teeth soon also :D

[CrashBangAdam]

@topazchelle Yaaaaaay :D go us!

[RoseannaMiller]

My MacBook does that sometimes when it needs to be charged. Take that into consideration. That's weird... I'm only 14 years old, And I have my own laptop. woah.

[CrashBangAdam]

@RoseannaMiller You're a lucky lucky person :)

[RoseannaMiller]

@CrashBangAdam Yes, Yes I am.

[Funkalicious2010]

you are absolutely adorable. and I love your videos. and it is raining right now where I live.

[CrashBangAdam]

@Funkalicious2010 You are fantastic and it's sunny here now :D

[HaakuuGoneWild]

Adam, you should come to belfast! dont worry only people in gangs get shot here these days.

[CrashBangAdam]

@HaakuuGoneWild Aslong as I get a leprechaun and some guinness then I'm game :D

[HaakuuGoneWild]

@CrashBangAdam If you are everin belfast.. ill buy you a pint of guiness. ;)

[lurvemateslifebangxx]

your video didn't show up in my subs so i thought i'd check your channel anyway cause I was craving a bit of you and there you were, thanks! =) ahh in 6 months i'll be able to legally drink and steal roads cones too =) (not that that part is legal :L)

[CrashBangAdam]

@lurvemateslifebangxx D: it makes me sad that some people won't see it, and get some practise in now ;) stealstealsteal

[MissChattisaski]

You can't be 19!! Not to be offensive but you look about 25... I think it's your mini beard and moustache ;)

[CrashBangAdam]

@MissChattisaski I FEEL SO OLD

[granskare]

I was forced to watch the entire advert to get the chance to see your video!. the mac is a condom? :) you will reproduce??? that is Britain's only chance for a future :)

[CrashBangAdam]

@granskare If I was britains last chance at reproduction we would be doomed.

[IfOnlyAlice]

You do not understand the amount of happiness i felt when i saw your video in my subcriptions! Stop being so funny and mental.

[CrashBangAdam]

@IfOnlyAlice If I stopped then wouldn't your happiness leave? D:

[MotyQuest]

Aw Adam, that's nothing, my teacher's flatmates brought back portable traffic lights from a night out then kept them in the bathroom!

I never used to think the man was a dick, but as soon as my mum would say "the man will tell you off" I would instantly become terrified of him :(. Should have pissed off the Mother by pulling faces at the kid every time he jumped up, might have lost your job faster that way xD.

Luv you too Adam, even though the cake was a lie ^-^

[CrashBangAdam]

@MotyQuest It wasn't a lie! It was stolen :(

[VampJapgirl231]

Yaaaay I love when you make new videos! Cheered me right up I was having a shitty day and im all happy now! :D I love you too Adam!! :P

[CrashBangAdam]

@VampJapgirl231 :D CHEER ALL THE PEOPLE UP!

[mymphr]

Everytime I watch your videos, I feel like I'm watching a kitten roll around in a basket. By which I mean I sort of go "GWEEEEEEE!!!" and pull a stupid face.

[CrashBangAdam]

@mymphr *Deletes footage of adam rolling around dressed as kitten*

[mymphr]

@CrashBangAdam Don't make me pull an even more stupid face. I look foolish as it is...hehe

[BobifyYou]

adamm you so deserve more subscribers and views! it's not fair :( lol

[CrashBangAdam]

@BobifyYou If you guys keep supporting me then I'm sure what I deserve will follow :)

[EvanescenceOFan]

You never replied to the comments last video -_- I'm so... disappointed in you! Well done on getting your Mac ^_^

[CrashBangAdam]

@EvanescenceOFan I'M REPLYING NOW! :D

[lillk001]

That bye at the end was so cute! You're so funny! I wish you made videos more often but then they wouldn't be such a treat when you do make one... :/ You're awesome :D

[CrashBangAdam]

@lillk001 I will make them once a week again I promise :D

[MrNeilTV]

Dear Crash Bang Adam, Please Marry ME! I love your channel!!!

[CrashBangAdam]

@MrNeilTV Okay Mr Neil, I WILL BECOME MRS MR NEIL

[MrNeilTV]

@CrashBangAdam bwhahaha YES!

[RhianeIsStupidNot]

I thought you was older! lool

[CrashBangAdam]

@RhianeIsStupidNot I'm really 45 but shh ;)

[staggo3000]

BELVADEIRE!



[CrashBangAdam]

@staggo3000 DUN DUN DUNNNNN

[staggo3000]

@CrashBangAdam =O A REPLY FROM ADAM! NERDGASM!

[Praptolium]

Adam is back :)

[Praptolium]

Adam is back :)

[CrashBangAdam]

@Praptolium YESH I AM :D

[rawrmnstr13]

You just say it's very scary? I think not. ;)

[CrashBangAdam]

@rawrmnstr13 Whats scary? o.O

[rawrmnstr13]

@CrashBangAdam The monsters that live in my closet.

[specialjoelle]

5:16

T-shirt material.

then again, so is "toenails of a gruffalo"...

[CrashBangAdam]

@specialjoelle I see...

[luckyguy71]

You are so funny! I wish you could do your videos more often :-)

[CrashBangAdam]

@luckyguy71 Is once a week often enough? :D

[LChristean]

You're adorable!

[CrashBangAdam]

@LChristean No I am Adam. Hello :)

[thatjellyfish]

ha, i got the same mac!

[CrashBangAdam]

@thatjellyfish That makes you super special awesome!

[HahnJames]

You got a Mac, that's cool! I hope you have loads of fun with it... In a good way, lad! In a good way!!

You should have kept a meter stick or something nearby. When kids started jumping up and down getting their grubby little mits on your keyboard, you could have whacked them across the knuckles. They'd think twice before doing that next time. :D

Yay! Your braces are coming off! I was soooo ding, dang, dong, happy when mine came off. I could eat all the stuff I wasn't supposed to, once again!

[CrashBangAdam]

@HahnJames I think i'd get done for child abuse if I struck them :P

[denhamrp]

George coney

[CrashBangAdam]

@denhamrp I'm printing off a mask as we speak

[ziji48]

I guess i would pwn noobs

[CrashBangAdam]

@ziji48 true story?

[Nessa5651]

lol you always make me laugh =D Oh and congratulations on the Mac, but don't you ever leave us.

[CrashBangAdam]

@Nessa5651 If I left you, it would only be for the following reasons. 1. I lose an eyebrow in an horrific ping pong accident. 2. Japan make me world finance advisor. Or 3. Justin Bieber becomes the new owner of youtube thus it becoming BIEBTUBE

[myhamster1212]

i love you! i haz mished you!

[CrashBangAdam]

@myhamster1212 IVE MISSED YOU TOO!

[ulookconfusedYAY]

Adam, I seriously felt so shit before watching this and now I feel so much better. Thankyou.

[CrashBangAdam]

@ulookconfusedYAY My work here is done *pops on sunglasses and flys away*

[xXmellmellXx]

WE HAVE THE SAME MAC!!!! his name is Phillip...oh and i have a traffic cone too, i hide a stuffed monkey under it for like a week and scared my mom with it when she moved it one day. . .good time :)

OH! and i can't wait to see u without the metal, although i think i might miss it, well i think i'm done. . .yup now i'm done. BYE! :D

[CrashBangAdam]

@xXmellmellXx Scaring parents is a healthy and brilliant exercise which I partake in daily ;)

[MatthewSantoro]

I'm super jealous that you have a Mac!!!

[CrashBangAdam]

@MatthewSantoro It's so beautiful <3

[BrookeLanzy]

Get your braces off..... and eat a caramel apple. That's what I did!! X)

[CrashBangAdam]

@BrookeLanzy I'm gunna eat a normal apple first! HEALTHY

[ItsShayTime]

GIT YO GRIMMIE LITTLE HANDS OFF MY SHIT xDDDD

[CrashBangAdam]

@ItsShayTime Okay :(

[ItsShayTime]

@CrashBangAdam idk why i said that, it was like the bad side of shay took over. Dx

[kizzybixum]

I love pearly whites...

[CrashBangAdam]

@kizzybixum WELL SOMEBODIES IN LUCK :D

[PapaRoachGirlRayanna]

You gave me a nose bleed, whilst watching this >< Adam; The bringer of blood.

[CrashBangAdam]

@PapaRoachGirlRayanna D: I WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH NOT BLEED

[PapaRoachGirlRayanna]

"Turned it on and I think I'm gonna burp"

"I have sausage roll stuck in my teeth"

...You're a real charmer, aren't you?

[CrashBangAdam]

@PapaRoachGirlRayanna I am renowned for my charm, foor size and eyebrow depth

[thedefield]

secondone!

[CrashBangAdam]

@thedefield Second the best? ;)

[KateyMateyLaa]

FIRST!ONE!

[CrashBangAdam]

@KateyMateyLaa I PRESENT YOU NOW WITH THE KEY TO THE CITY, LAID ON A GOLD ENCRUSTED TEA TOWEL AND WETTEND WITH THE TEARS OF A CRUSTY GOLDEEN