How To Be Romantic And Original On Valentine's Day

[ZeoWorks]

Yeah... by girlfirend just burnt the rose in the oven and almost made a fire.

[101Tictacs]

Tip: don't put flowers in the oven, because she might not check before she lights it, thus creating an interesting fire hazard!!

[wirsindheldenowns]

fucking jew, 1 rose??? wow 

[tianyijoanna]

@wirsindheldenowns Ikr, LMAO.

[3mangafan]

In Canada: give ur girl some timmies, after your long day as a lumberjack, avoid outside, as Canada is like -20c at this time. Watch hockey.

[xBl0odLusTx]

Valentines day is a load of bullshit to be fair. It's nothing more than a commercialized waste of money made up by no one but the people that make up all the bullshit days.. The Americans. No this is not me being racist, it's me saying that, why should you need to wait until a certain day of the year to show your loved one how much you love them, shouldn't you show them as much as you can all day every day?

[19alexander95]

You don't have to be "Romantic".

You have to be your self, and a hug can means a lot more than some (stupid) flowers.

[Sanyeliz]

that guy looks sooo gay

[missavatar123]

aww i wish a boy will do all those this to me too lol

[Bboy3RJim]

ma grandma drinked all my anis =S

[ixie122]

and a bottle of wine... bring a bottle of wine... got it. get them drunk then take advantage right?

[MrDarkimages]

done it all, and it works-

I approve this message

[JolieAngel]

It's really good. I would love any of them. Even the first one, of the card and flowers. :P

[tammyvrba]

Hallmark depends on us to "show our love" on Valentine's Day. Just like they do on all the other Hallmark made-up holidays. It means big bucks to them!!

[Marie3rin]

PICNIC NOT HAPPENING IN CANADA IN FEB!

[tsunimee]

Another rubbish video in my featured tab. Definitely written by a woman. Notice how the bloke's gotta do everything again to please the woman (I am a girl by the way) I hate that. Beginning made me laugh: bloke does his damn hardest to remember, he brings flowers and the fussy woman is in a mood.

[Wanster66]

i like how every idea involves alcohol

[ExZero16]

i LOVE how every idea involves alcohol

[exelsiar]

i don't recommend putting a rose in the oven... i personally turn the oven on first to heat it up before putting food in to cook...

[heavinutsman]

omh do you actualy know what my mrs would say if i tryed to dance with her in the middle of a park lol

[MerrowMeghan]

picknick?

its snowing like hell right now :P

[Nenden]

This video will have definately been written by a woman. Seriously, a picnic in the park, with dancing, on a cold, wintery day... Not likely!

Only inside of a woman's head, does this really happen.

[TinyVessels00]

Chavstyle

[jk2008jk]

Hey guys, listen up, i've got a valentine's poem that will get you a shag everytime. It goes like this... Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a knife now get in the van!!! Trust me, it works everytime.

[davrox07]

@jk2008jk actually: roses are red, violets are blue, ill fuck you with a rake.

[fozlike]

4chan?

[mollydasiy7]

It should not be just one day

[carlostorres1778]

go eat her cuchi and dont fuck her unless she ask u to and dont fall asleep right after lol that works she will feel special lol guaranteed

[ryanalien28]

Then get to the sex.

this vid was gay

[tardelli]

Is this video serious or a piss-take?

What an absolute load of fucking bollocks!!!!

[Veora]

The irony of broadcasting a video to thousands of viewers on how to be original

[rozuk7]

hahaha, so true

[InstantPhenomenal]

Ok fair enough, i'm man enough to admit I didnt think of like getting the option of popcorn and hidden stuff. But come on though, most women these days are with hard nuts that have had a 7 year sentence and will rob poor fuckers blind to get money or go the pound shop and pretend it was expensive. and "a romantic spot in the park?" COME ON! it looks like somewhere where you would get stabbed :S I bet the nieghbours were thinking wtf :S

[bangtizzy]

Wanna be romantic? Fuck this video, Get a bag of hershey kisses and lead a trail of them from the front door to the bedroom where you are waiting in candelight with a bottle of champaign ready to get ur hump on!

[bangtizzy]

pack a picnic? theres fucking snow on the ground.

Money is an object for most of us...

Staying in? Borrrring unoriginal

Done is right... another video jug fai.

[volcom1206]

Could any of these ideas be any less original?

[CartoonHead08]

should be called valentines for tramps.

[Iwatchedyourvideo]

1:39 man crack

[swbcwb]

do u think he got a shag out it in the end??

[mattytheostrich]

@swbcwb

i bet she doesnt put out.

[bayfordblogs]

Last year I went for the unusual present option, I got my girlfriend desktop golf, where you get a mini golf kit you can play at work - you get a little ball and green and you attach a little golf club to your finger and push the ball into the hole, and so on... We split late february/early march 2009....

[tsunimee]

boo :/ who finished it, was it her or you?

[dezmika]

why is this day called valentines day again ? looks to me its called girlfriends day.

[varulv234]

Valentine means ''woman''.....

[tsunimee]

amen to that! I just re twitted it actually x

[liamondo3]

Is this a joke?

[EggieMeggieX]

yes gr8.... although i might wanna add that if we follow any of these idea's, they can't be classed as "ORIGINAL" duuuuhh........ Oh and as for unusual gifts, my best friend bought her darling a football for christmas! how's that for unusualness? huh?

[BeScotFree]

In Edinburgh we would refer to this video as "Wank"

[LunanMoon]

@BeScotFree Us in Sheff' too.

[sithioth]

it's not about doing something special for the lady. it's about doing something special for each other. don't be selfish biootches. LOL

[Germankaviar]

fucking valetines day - just another corporate stupid shit madet o sell stuff. and women love it cuz its sooo "romntic" ...romanticise my ass

If u're to retarded to show your beloved ones how much u love them all the other 364 days then u prolly really SUCK. So whats that retarded day good for? nothing

[20SarahN10]

number one sucks!! so do flowers!! i like going to the cinema =D it doesn't involve talking ;) , and for the whole mini break thing thats more something i'd on my birthday =D YAHH BITCH YAHH

[EggieMeggieX]

Lol!

[FuryLobo]

aint gettin my girl shit ._.

[EggieMeggieX]

meanie!!!!!!!!!

[imoldjosh]

good to see that this video isn't stereotyping women at all. Where did he leave the last rose to make sure she'd find it? In the fucking kitchen.

[THExBREAKFASTxMONKEY]

@imoldjosh I LOL'D

[henrytse]

Broke up with my GF last week. So Ramen and a long wank for me this Valentines day :)

[anintals]

I'm gonna finally disclose the location to my gf's parents dead wareabouts this valentine's. Can't wait. Expect tears people :D x

[ChRoPi21]

LOL ! This isn't the 1980s! This is so Obvious and as a girl I wouldn't find it romantic at ALL!

[bemdav]

Hm... I bought my girlfriend a bracelet, and I want to give it to her on Valentines day, it's created from white gold, earlier she told me she likes white gold, but... hmm what do you think? Should I give it to her, or save it for later? Such as birthday or something?

[MrLionskitty]

@ bemdav i think she will be very happy about it^^

[bemdav]

@ MrLionskitty, ok thanks :) I hope she will...

[TheCorruptLOL]

I couldn't help but notice that the woman didn't do a damn thing to contribute!

[Scarperguy]

Most women are angry at being categorised as the weaker sex... when it suits them. They're just the same as men. Men like being surprised in ways like this too. Jeesh. It's not fair that men are stereotypically made to think that they have to pull out all the stops on Valentine's Day. We already have to put the seat down.

[opticon12000]

lol picnic, theres snow outside!

[dorkifiedjordan8]

@opticon12000 LMAO.

[tammyvrba]

Why is it that February 14 is the "day" when couples most like to show their love??  Why not all year 'round?

[BubbleSong123]

@tammyvrba AGREED ;D

[bennoe34]

if you are any kind of traditionaly trained musician compose a simple piece( if she isnt to) and a complex and skill requiering if she is to. Works best if she isnt!!!

[TashmanianDevil]

If i was a dude, i'd be the best boyfriend in the world.

[varulv234]

My girlfriend dumped me a week ago.....

[casdegroot]

@varulv234 poor you! I never had a girlfriend, now a girl likes me, but I don't know what to do, any advice? P.S. She knows I like her too but didn't spoke to me since we told each other, it's really confusing :(

[TashmanianDevil]

@casdegroot Gather your guts and talk to her, dum dum!

[casdegroot]

Do you think I should talk about me liking her or just chitchat?

[FailAccountName]

just chit chat, save that for later.

[bemdav]

I had same thing, gee that was horrible, didn't have guts to do something finally... I even told her I like her, but since then it took me about 2 weeks until I kissed, and when I did, I was really mad at myself I didn't do it earlier! :)

[casdegroot]

how did you do it? I really don't know what to do :( please help me :)

[bemdav]

Well, I was pretty scared in the beggining... I watched videos on youtube, how to kiss a girl, how to ask girl out, just everything, searched on google, and then said: FUCK IT! These videos are useless... so I just asked her out... wasn't that hard as I thought, later I simply kissed her... no need for any advice, it just comes by itself, all you need to do is GET SOME BALLS... there is 2% chance that your girl will say NO if you'll ask her out... or anything else

[casdegroot]

ok, I'll go and talk to her after the weekend :P I hope it works...otherwise I'm gonna be really sad :( Anyway, thanks a heap man!

[kuntish]

@bemdav 2%?

[TheREAL5m0k3y]

Picnic? It's fucking freezing! lol

[FailAccountName]

AGREE ITS SNOWING!

[00samarkand00]

spending spending spending...

strength/sincerity of your love depends how much you spend !

[Blockedandowned]

this video turned me into a rapist

[Bumbellbeeman]

@Blockedandowned whaaaaaaaa?

[TheJoshuaTuber]

I will either invite her to my house and rape her, or i will ask her if she likes 8` .

[seanseanseanseansean]

You forgot to mention the gift of "Doggie Style Surprise"!

[PeterPanRoxs1303]

i like 3 and 4 the best.

[busybjorn]

Picnics... That was a good idea 50 years ago.

It's freezing and snowing outside so it's not a good idea for this year anyway.

Overall the video is still very informative.

What about just asking your girlfriend (boyfriend perhaps) what they would like to do?

[AmazingIncredibleJay]

Great 1 VJ!

[icebluemusic89]

This advice is actually pretty good. :)

[CaptainKeeta]

ha, the last one was in the kitchen... hehehe

[Headsetphobias]

Who has a picnic in FEBUARY???

[MockStoneLLC]

I know, its literally Freezing here, IN FLORIDA! ty al gore!!

[Allingby]

As everyone notes, yes, the picnic is fail.

[XOMoonlightXO]

This channel is for FAILURES

[MP9220]

And you watch it. Hahaha

[AlmostCheerful]

@xxMiiNii are burberry blankets expensive?

[kulturatka]

picknick at -4 degrees in snow doesn't sound that tempting. the SPA option seems more appealing :P

[SophieCarol]

I have always loved Valentine's Day and always will. What could be better than a day full of love? I am a hopeless romantic and its not about how expensive anything is, it's the thought that someone took the time to think about something special for you.

Me and my bf are going to an aquarium for v-day. <3

[simpsiano123]

i wish you and your boyfriend a happy chinese new year

[myownkangaroo]

0:25 what a spoiled bitch :3

[tsunimee]

hahaha

[Redlin5]

The picnic option is utterly useless in Saskatchewan video jug...

[MaxRampage5150]

valentines day is just a waste of holiday

[Jackxlover]

@MaxRampage5150 tell me about it. If you already hate your life Valentine's Day is just slapping you with an 'oh hey not only does your life suck YOU'RE ALONE'

[MaxRampage5150]

what if you love your life? and your not alone? :P lol

[Jackxlover]

then more sadness for the rest of us. :,(

but hey on the upside you got friends i guess

[MaxRampage5150]

haha i guess i do :D

[philest25]

all is complete, i really like videojug, so much info, thanks

[HoboRollercoaster]

What the fuck is up with that guys pants? Who dresses like that?

[CityHunter84]

for valentines day im gonna shoot my wife in the back of the head with a nailgun, i had enough, this video was the final straw.

[superboy1986X]

lol

[jennyeugenie]

awesome!!! very useful info!

[EdemsTube]

i like this video

but does anyone follow these tips ?

[icecool1065]

Have you ever been to a park on Vday?

Theres not enough space to breath let alone have some shitting meal

And the GUY has to do shit he doesnt want with some materialistic bitch

I come home from a hard day and shes sitting there watching some soap opera and talking on MY phone, using MY money, MY electricity, MY shit, MY EVERYTHING, and she has to be treated to all this expensive shit, then buys HERSELF a dress and says its for ME

Oh, poooor you. No, really, it must be so difficult

[4nything]

lol from the sounds of it you'd be better off being gay...

well.... as long as you don't get one of those 'camp' gays.

[Daxux]

@icecool1065 xD dude theres something called sex, try it.. she gets hurt and you get some plesure :D see how perfect it is?

[VampireBoiKira629]

@icecool1065 .....wtf? well there you have it! your stupid and greedy, only foolish women would date you. on top of that i doubt you know what love is. Despite the fact that im 14, i know quite abit, and no i do not know everything and i doubt anyone does. now shut up and stop bitching about your life and try to fix it.

[paz2001]

Valentines day is fake and gay.

[frenchienofrog]

FINALLY someone NORMAL !

[bulbinking]

how is any of this original?

[Rz4n]

11th comment biatch!haha:))

[CalumGraves]

if i did the picnic where i live i wud be snowed under on the field lol

[Metalstr8jacket]

Hell yeh, I'm in NJ now we're getting pummeled . lol

[ResidentEvilDude4]

yeah im in ohio and i cant even open my door

[CalumGraves]

sucks dont it :(

[ResidentEvilDude4]

yep

[CalumGraves]

woooo 11th!

[dizzyd1250]

10th comment. bitch.

[PyroFreakDJ]

hahaha fail 0:58

[Nupa6Gianni]

6th

thnx

[cheyiisAcullen]

0:58 her hair is stuck on the tree hahaha fail

[serenitybond]

LMFAO

[shams923]

@cheyiisAcullen hhaha yeah :D :D

[dorkifiedjordan8]

@cheyiisAcullen LMAO. i thought it was just floating ;D

[Mmvluver95]

5th

[iSewil]

4th

[umw124]

second comment!

...fail

[misskellyoj]

HhahhahA nice! :0)

-Miss Kelly