bin laden gone jihad metrosexual!

[Danthemanlyman7]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reverandjames]

Funny, but apparently they prefer "bacha bazi" like the Catholicks to goats.

[malakamlesh]

Good for fucking the islamic women

[choopa31beta]

EUA destroso sus propias torres gemelas para hacer guerra en Irak!! por pretoleo claro...

no sean tontos...

nigun pais es libre de culpas...

[DayOfTheZen]

FUCK Israel and the Zionists

I am PRO JUDAISM but ANTI ZIONIST.

The real terrorsist are US and Israel = ZIONIST whom believe in a superior race /the jews) exactly as the nazis did only opposit.. Who do u think funded the Nazis... the Zionists did.. In the "REAL" jews mind those European jews are not real jews but GOJJIM.. Non jews.. cattle....

[Aurelito86]

very good video....very imaginative let say

[normannodelsud]

bin laden suck

[witchcerridwen]

i love this video ha ha ha.

[battim]

its because i dont live in a sexually repressed society, or subsociety, so sex isn't "sacred" to me. its kind of funny. its call parody. its a joke. lighten up. oone man's dirt is another man euphoria. certainly i've made no judgement on bin laden, in fact, i think he is inconsequential, i'm just laughing at something. but your judgement is very unislamic of you, no? only allah judges, correct? western humor is not for the light of heart. be well. asalaamulakim or whatever you say...

[jfeltz]

Genius.

[battim]

thanks

[burnallblackniggers]

killl all you niggers wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooo

[battim]

what?

[jfeltz]

Genius.

[leafdude]

if it works for bin laden, i'll definately give it a try. cheers!

[bostoncityofchampion]

a muslim hero running and hiding in a cave ha ha ha coward

[LeBronProctor]

thats why there are like 10 mio clips making fun of bush - you jackass!

[battim]

whats your point?

[elliotgraham]

all i can say god is a load of bull crap

[Stevefrmceres]

Damn you are one pissed off samoan.

[alsahir9]

All Muslims against bin Laden in the killing of innocent people and I am not against it in the defence of those who fight the Muslims Are Forgotten crimes George Bush??? Why not Thacboh to kill Muslims and help Israel??

[bostoncityofchampion]

america kills muslim scum die pig trash

[quantumdude]

I believe there was only one true whore in this world and his name is mohamat and allah was his pimp.

[TMDEL88]

OMG where to you think of this stuff, 5 stars

[bostoncityofchampion]

america kills muslim scum die pig trash

[theamericanmuslimah]

Question: what was the motive for this video? It is funny granted, but it also makes fun of Muslims by putting the lady in burqa in it and saying jidaist. As you know we all do not think the same way. I am sorry, I just would like to know why you made this video?

Thanks,

A.M

[battim]

so i am making fun of violent jihadists, wahabbists not all muslims...i can make fun of jerry falwell without making fun of christianity, no? silly. its called parody. i don't think any religion should hide the beauty God gave us, with a burkah or anything else. sorry. its how i feel.  i don't have to respect an ideal that treat women as property. wahabbists do that.

[theamericanmuslimah]

good point! thanks for explaining your point of view :)

[nikkef27]

bin laden is a CIA Agent

He is a Illuminati Freemason

[battim]

yeah yeah, and bush is a muslim. (eyes roll).

[nikkef27]

common men ,did you realy think that bin laden alone with his stone age jihadist make the 9/11?

i think there are illuminatis behind the 9/11

and bush and bin laden are illuminatis freemasons

[battim]

proof. until you have proof none of your claims are as believable as santa. illuminati freemasons...lol. a muslim freemason. fancy that. do you even know anything about membership?

and yes, i do believe a billionaire could pull it off. he did it this week in algeria, was that bush too?

[brainexploding]

Haha, does this conspiracy theory ends with the jews as the head-monkeys?

[oliviapeachcom]

Funny, witty :) props

[villagodzilla]

sorry battim, you are not a moron, i was replying to theboy01. the way replies are posted can sometimes be in the wrong order. 1000 apologies and may Allah be with you.

[battim]

if only allah cared about this buddhist...

[James5482]

On second thought...

Funny as hell!

Thank you Battim

you made everyone I know laugh their ass off

Thanks again

James

[James5482]

almost too funny for a comment

James

[SusanSnowflake]

Osama Bin Laden does sheep.

[battim]

and goats...

[CAndiron]

The kenrg line was genius, not that I have anything against kenrg.

[battim]

i love kenrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

[gaymuslimshitsniffer]

mohammed liar

Heavens/Earth came together at creation. (Surah 41:11)

Heavens/Earth were ripped apart at creation. (Surah 21:30)

Creation took six days. (Surah 7:54, 10:3, 11:7, 25:59)

Creation took eight days. (Surah 41:9-12)

[battim]

maybe it took seven but since noone had a calendar back then how would one know?

[bensal2017]

mtbikeurn is gay now he think everybody is like him

[therealclamknuckle]

Well Tim I did it, it took a while but I watched every single one of your videos. Now that I'm caught up you can start making new ones.

[battim]

i cant make it, but would love to meet you all

[Gaftoni]

Hahahaha you're so pathetic muslim warriors my ass. What's the connection between warriors and big penises? Is this like a gay thing you have in Turkey? Oh, and Turkey= fake jeans and crappy shaorma to most people.

[satanvlogs]

warriors fight wars...not have roadside bombs

[LadyDiWolfe]

How daring! - I mean that how much she showed her skin.

[15area51]

osama bin laden is a tit he should go and get a life hes a pussy y dosent he blow himself up instead of gettin young naive muslims 2 do it

[TLAGT]

5 stars for mocking an asshole like that Arab asshole, the asshole Binladen.

[theboy01]

Hes not arab hes afghanistani ya eeeedayat.

[villagodzilla]

he is not an Afghani he is from Saudi Arabia, and is therefore an Arab.

[battim]

sure, what is your point? he lived in afghanistan, where did i say he was ethnicallly afghani? nowhere...doofus. and by the way, he is a yemenese national, not a saudi national...so i wasn't wrong and you certainly are.

[villagodzilla]

You never said he was Afghani, you said he was afghanistani. Actually it's beneath me to argue with an ignoramus you. My point is that you are a moron.

[battim]

no i never said he was afghani...i said he lived there...you are so simple really...now you are wrong...and i am not.

[battim]

look up the boy said that not me moron

[theboy01]

He is a dirty a-rab, my baddddddd.

[deneroyaknow]

lol,looks like a pint of gueniss when he tilts his head

[deneroyaknow]

lol,lol,lol,lol,very funny,i bet if osama see's this he'd laugh his as off!!!!!good work.....lol'mooslum

[Stroopinator]

I have a new favorite video of yours.

[rat8oy]

quality

[7seveng7]

I like the chances you take with your work Battim. Always just short of crossing that line. Always pushing the envelope further. You're like the Larry Flynt of YouTube in a non-sexually perverted way = )

[CopyriteInfringement]

if u squint as his head, it looks like a pint of Guinness

[xXxWritersWingsxXx]

ROFLMFAO!!!

Awesome, awesome spoof! "Oh crap..did I just give away my locations? Did I say Qabal..I meant.." "Oh..did I just say goats again?"

Hilarious. Major props, man.

[beckweth]

You need to do another one to the song 'Im gonna wash that man right outta my hair' With dancing virgins singing the song on the arms of OSomaBinSomeOne - change the lyrics to - 'gonna wash that grey right outta my beard'.

[Urnkneekovaks]

Now that was funny.

[perfectlyMessy]

haha its funny lol. His voice reminds me a lil of Taj lol

[colmmernagh]

Is it even bin laden we are seeing!

[battim]

who knows its still funny

[rOaCh2000]

"israel must behave like a mad dog"

-moshe dayan

[utuberhino]

I'm glad I found you after watching the battle of the superheroes and villans. I mean that in the most plutanic way. I'm not gettin' all Long Ranger on yo Ass, Ok? Peace.

[Twister1]

hehehehe ,, that's funny !

[bachekon]

hahaha i cant stop laughing hahha hahahha...hahhah.hahhaha.take that binladen..hahah..take that in your ass you homo girly bear dye mother bitchh hahah hahahh hahaha

[danescubramlett]

OK, this was the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. Especially all the censored "porn" shots. Great job man!!!!

[Blue161]

This should be featured

[Blue161]

Hilarious

[failedvlogger]

brilliant i have not been online for a few days since i broke my leg

[MBRHIndustries]

how does he know kenrg?!!!

:0

[dudepal187]

lol

I wonder if thats why he did that

[curlt504]

I seen that guy pumping gas the other day. He's a cab driver now. If he's trying to conceal his identity he should wear a different color hat. That might help too. Fuckin Jihad? lol

[KIRANI68]

battim fuck u ok did u get my dick i fuck you son of bitch

[battim]

alrighty then...i missed it could you send it again?

[rocketflameman]

ROFLMAO at Kirani68. He is sending you his dick. Do you think he might miss it? How is he going to pee.

[blackflower75]

Your funny as fuck KIRANI68...you should do your own comedy videos....

[91hate]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

props to whoever made dis

[battim]

i did thanks

[pornfartin]

youknowwhatimtalkingaboutkener­g. thanks to you, i say that daily.

[samtwist]

Lulz. Did you have to order a special dvd to get that footage of the 'hot face and wrist action'?

[JoeSomebody2]

Ahhh, the perfect way to mock stupid terrorists. Just put words into their mouth and imagine them getting red in the face with embarassment. :D

[death2theNWO]

When is the new dvd coming out? Jihadists Gone Wild. I can never see enough skin!!!

[C0C0ACHIP]

ROFLMAO!!

[CrapFiveThousand]

haha.

[gymer15]

just in time for ramadam, when giving this for a gift be sure to say allaakbar. You will have more wrists and ankle shown to you it will knock the towel off your head

[rocketflameman]

Great vid, ROFLMAO!

[YeltsonsGhost]

A good PR team in New York city!!I love it!!

[Kittenskickyourass]

I like shakin' my rump!

[21stCenturyCat]

ha ha that was crazy (and original) - hat's off buddy

[duchess11111]

C'mon, so many computer geeks out there. Somebody should be able to PROVE that large part of this video si a STILL. ""There is no close-up of bin Laden, the beard is thick and black and then there are large segments where the image is a still.""(Adel Darwish, political editor of Middle East magazine)

[battim]

probelm is, this is an al jazeera tape given to them from their "al quaeda operative" so who faked it? us or them?

[duchess11111]

We will never know who faked it, but the US "experts" must be very dumb or this tape comes in very handy if they don't realize it is a fake. It is sooooo obvious!!!

[battim]

the intel on it is shaky...nowhere did they say they found it validly him, but it has a message and came from al jazeera...so it still seems to be the message of al quaeda even if bin laden isnt the one speaking as for it being obvious, do you do that fora lviving, becuase the media does and they disagree..

[EgyptianDarling]

I got a kick out of all the morons on Al-Jazeera English YT channel yesterday commenting, this is fake, Bush made it. Umm, hello stupid. Do you realize you are on Al-Jazeera English YT channel? Do you know the history of Bin Laden having his tapes delivered to them? Do you know how stupid you are making yourself look?

[catapaultpenguin]

that was the funniest thing ive seen all week

[Nazmul2]

lmao thats hiliarious

[clattybrown]

battim your a dangerous man, I almost couldn't breathe from laughing so hard, should have a health warning with this vid Perfect my friend just perfect you know what I'm saying so so funny

[johnnysmooth]

oh man!

[Damiuss]

This wasn't funny but, it wasn't stupid. It was just blah. It wouldn't have been as bad if he hadn't laughed through half of it. It's kind of like when the comedian laughs at his own joke before anyone hears the punchline.

[battim]

happens when i do something stoned...

[rocketflameman]

Acually I thought the laughing made it better. It made Osama sound giddy, excited about having sex with women.

[battim]

wait a minute, you mean i didn't die and this isn't it? damn it.

[battim]

hmmm...is this spam, technically no, he's not asking for money..

[Montagraph]

Oh Man! That is one of the FUNNIEST videos that I have seen in a long time! Bravo!!!

[dramaddy]

hahaha good one

[Valkes]

I would laugh, but some how this is just too sad.. Something about this makes me wanna turn emo.

[battim]

it is sad, that's why you have to laugh...lampooning is as old as free press...

[parisblonde]

lol

[andyphotox]

JUST FOR TERRORIST HAIR DYE

[kidblood1]

is that stuff ok for pubic hair???

[battim]

yes, justin addressed that earlier, even goat pubes...

[nickanddeb]

this reminds me of that "star trek" "nazi" episode where the 2nd in command drugged the furher and had him recite random lines that sounded like a speech. either that, or "weekend at bernie's", but they're using cgi to make his lips appear to move; just like you see in those talking animal or talking baby commercials.

[PantslessNinja]

i'm gonna wash that grey right outta my beard.

[TheSumpPump]

Classic

[battim]

sup my hebbrethren.

[gemycat]

omg.... this was funny !!

[bonzofloyd]

it's clearly a fake beard! but if it is just for men then he is just trying to make us think he it's a fake beard.

[Momoftwinsplus1]

LOL this is great. Genius. Pure Genius

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Was that your wife, and if so did you just call her a slut? XD

[battim]

no and fuck no.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Lol, who was it? You? :D

[Dog480]

Bin Laden should hire a good PR team & run for president as an independent. In this country he'd likely do as well as Ross Perot. I can see him now with a collection of pie charts.....

[proudarmydad]

FUNNY STUFF ! ! !

[baggyscrotum]

what a sad fuck. sounds like he:s trying a little too hard to be funny in this video. some loser sat at home with a hard on imagining how funny he must sound.

why bother?

[batphilo]

did a guy named baggyscrotum with no videos and tom green featured take a crack at me...now that is comedy!

[gemycat]

if he had been neutered at a young age he wouldn't have a baggy scrotum.

[DeansSmirkingRevenge]

"baggyscrotum" probably the funniest name I've seen on YT!

[DeansSmirkingRevenge]

Bin Laden is hiding out in Crawford, TX.

[battim]

i think i saw him at a shooting range there...

[DeansSmirkingRevenge]

Oh, you saw him there too! Schweet! Cuz no one believes me. Barbara makes dinner for him every night and he walks Barney every other day.

He's also an EPIC Scrabble player!

[califbeachtoads]

So Alex Jones talks about how Bin Ladens beard changing color and Alex is labled and nutjob?

I love how the mainstream media ignores the beard changes XD

I dont know anyone who takes any of these Bin Laden tapes seriously.

[battim]

its all they have been talking about the last three days...the intel has been raising eyebrows as well, that being said, Reaganand Nixons hair color changed by the week....

[califbeachtoads]

I forgot to compliment you on the video! Excellent job on this!

My original comment should have said: "For years Alex Jones has been talking about Bin Ladens beard changing color".

[Rh1no1]

LMAO! clever and hilarious! hahahah

[duchess11111]

Great!

[OsamaBinLegend]

This is a fucking disgrace, I will be making jokes about the Empire State Building jumpers

[batphilo]

parody is a disgrace, oh laugh a little..its doesnt hurt...

[SuvivorsFaith]

haha! You're so funny! Loved it Tim, hope all is well your way. No go vote for me in MomStars :P joking. Love and Blessings

[supermanpaki]

This is fake Osama, fake video, digitally engineered by bastardd Bush and company to fool the world and hide their crimes against humanity.Death to America, death to bastardd israel jews. fuckk you all

[batphilo]

well considering our intel is saying that i doubt it...maybe they faked it cause he's dead or ill...paki...you might want to consider supporting mussahrhef, he's the only thing keeping india from decimating you

[supermanpaki]

hahahaha.. india? is dirty shitty country. we can nuke the hell out of them anytime we want

[IPNINTZ]

Nukes... fun...

Idiots

[battim]

those missiles go both ways my friend...your rhetoric is the exact reason most folks in the world raise an eye at Pakistan.

[Justinmazing]

I picked up a box today. It was right next to the sandy vagina.

[battim]

sandy vag is what you get after sex on the beach...

[Justinmazing]

Yeah I don't know why he sells it.

[battim]

its for goat vag

[Justinmazing]

That's what it said on the box.

[battim]

what? your goat has a sandy box?

[Justinmazing]

Yes, with a tattoo that says "Just for Men"

[battim]

nasty, get our of the farmland justin...now

[krootasaurusrex]

Hehe... Missed your comedy.

[Skaramine]

word to the mother!

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! Good fucking grief, this is funny. Watch the Google idiots claim it's a "p;olicy violation." I posted a video on Islamic terrorism and this is what I got:

Added: September 08, 2007, 08:58 AM

Broadcast: Public | Rejected (terms of use violation) Raw File: CapnOrdinary52_0001.wmv

[battim]

well mine is heavy satire...not defaming or hateful toward any group of folks...and just being ridiculous about what Osama may do with his time is all...

[JKVman2007]

Gawd that was funny! Awesome fun. Thanks Battim.

[Elphyrafire]

I know... crazy. Are we still referring to a terrorist here? What is going on?

[kayleewyatt]

HAHAHA, * I think I broke somethin'

[LunaClick]

Hmm....the gd Batman returns from a brief hiatus simultaneously with the reappearance of Osama sporting a new hair color to match the black of Robin's hair. Coincidence??? Perhaps not. We all know Batman is no terrorist, but covert hair colorist is a possibility.

[battim]

robin does his own hair...

[Kalamolng]

IF all those Abus did the same thing on youtube they'd be in the most discussed list loL!

[Kalamolng]

Haha! Do you think he's still on those freakin caves? Seriously? I mean the dude needs dialysis! My bet is that his in those countries where no one expects to see him in there! Well like the United States or somethings like that!

[battim]

or Malaysia.

[Kalamolng]

Or the Philippines! I hear he has a wife here! My guess onto why he has black beard+hair is becoz he's wearing a wig mustache? He probably look way different w/o it or this could be a decoy or stand in? I don't know so many theories come abound! Speaking of Malaysia, FYI every peace talk w/ the Muslim rebel are always held in Malaysia. Its weird don't cha think?

[batphilo]

indonesia, pakistan, most of its wilderness run by tribe leaders..

[abbyroadme]

lol...great video!

[kenrg]

I think I need a bottle of that stuff. Then watch the goats - er - ladies - swoon!

[battim]

save the goat for passover...

[Fringe111]

hahahahahah thank god for free speech. Brilliant

"thank god for free speech."

Google has been removing all such videos, probably because they fear Islamic terrorists. I posted a video this morning and Google removed it,