DJO- WTF is DJO pt2: The Big Montage

[harrypotterfantng]

I wanna go to apple school!!!

[tturek100]

Totally sweet apple juice.

[Dollyfaceangel]

Had to put my cuppa tea down cos I nearly spat it out over the comp laughing so hard!

[patmegroin1234]

COMPILATION*



[patmegroin1234]

BY FAR THE BEST COMPLITATION OF DJO's EPIC VIDEOS!

[BeepBoop0101]

Hey DJO, which episode had Q in it and Geordi says something like, "I'll have my ice extra cold!"?

I've gone through all of your Trek vids that I could, but I can't find it :\

[jamesbaglin]

Me have the mumps

[Donitsikakka123]

So, I herd u liek applejuice...

[dayjoborchestra]

@Donitsikakka123 You win for worst spelling. Ever:)

[NascarPerry]

omfg to hear worf say "I'm a lesbian, and I'm happy" xD

[NascarPerry]

Motha fuckin twaaaat. omg I almost died

[MrFurryhead]

123 Trumpet ELF

[ThePlayfulmutt]

I lost it when the dog said "fuck me!"

[wickedpissa25]

I wanna be Troi's inflatable rubber cowboy.

[eumatic]

Got 3 mins into this video and almost stopped breathing :)))

[harrypotterfantng]

I'm a racist!

Me talks to beanbags

Me love orange.

I woke up with Steve Again.

You are food!

I can't breathe! Funny stuff!

[10JWoww]

President Tuvok lmao

[ThePlayfulmutt]

I cracked up at the dog. "Fuck me!"

[morganrees81]

robots shat on my horoscope!

fish shit on my roof!

genius...

love it!

[seabergre]

Somehow, Steven always seems to avoid being shot or just survives every time. I'm thinking he's a bisexual secret agent.

[123456789m123]

djo is the best 

[Rodrivy]

lol



[Blamepandora85]

I hate myself for laughing

[EyeOnTheTV]

Tuvak 2012!!

[mstrchldrn]

ass beads?

[bman462]

im a lesbian and im happy

[AdrianWaitemusic]

It's time for some Rammstein! A bus ran over my oxygen and it rocked! Christ was a werewolf. Too awesome!

[gl1500ctv]

@Transmit001 I too am proud to be a Stephen. Wonder why they want to shoot us before they leave? LOL

[Trixter943]

you rape animals, and you're from hamiltin?

[Andreus]

I'm fucked on acid.

[pixelpusher13]

I'M a PIZZA YOU're A PRETZEL!

[OldsXCool]

Everytime I watch this I catch something new.

[Xeonophon]

Im a big chocolate slut!

[red81639]

apple juice ping pong foo!

[stuffforretards]

calculate penis

[YummyFreelunch]

DJO is responsible for me not being able to breathe..but thats a good thing

[Morfy]

you rape animals, and you're from hamiltooonnn

[Zanarky]

One of the greatest things I have ever seen. I was in tears, both from the laughter and the awesomeness.

[tehingway]

5:39 muah muah muah

[DoomFan2010]

PRESIDENT TUVOK

[Digginjim]

long live djo

[saviorpants]

These guys have definitely tripped before, or at least smoke a ton of pot. I know this because I have tripped before, and smoke a ton of pot.

[outforbl00d]

CALCULATE PENIS!

[TheRobin53]

I hate your phone's... GUTS!

[time2blowstuffup]

love it how that you've got the voices in sync with their mouths. It makes it sound as if they are really saying it! xD

[Transmit001]

I've never been so proud to be named Stephen! Now, if you'll excuse me it's time for some apple juice and sex on the stove.

[starwarstrekkie]

suck my fridge

[OrderoftheHammer]

lmao, just when I thought I heard you guys say everything that could be said, I go back through this and find ' Fish shit on my roof", lmao.

[CounterNerd]

buhbuhbee!

[stevebritgimp]

I'm Steve.

[Andreus]

They mention "Steve" almost as much as Machinae Supremacy.

[Andreus]

CALCULATE PENIS.

[CounterAttack11]

5:12 always gets a laugh out of me. A shame it's not on YouTube (myspacetv has it, though).

[TheAnxiousMan]

"Me proud of rivers". Glorious.

[Slappyfrog]

4:53 (Picard laughing/crying) Which DJO clip is this from?

[Ebrainiac1]

Few things are known about steven other than that he's a bisexual asian with more holes than swiss cheese.

[novaphoenix70]

Put a waffle in your orifice!!!

[Xandax1]

1-2-3|4-5-6|3-4-5-6|4-5-6|1-2-­3-4-5-6|123456happening abdomen shoe|1234 trumpet elf|123456|123456|654|641|4162­5|3-2|2-3|3 ounces of zebra stool|4 arms|4 whiskeys|4 score|i'm almost 4'7"|5|6 basketballs|skotch and 7|there were 7 of us|24|25 dollars?|i'm 40|it's 40 in miama|40 bathhouses|i have 46 sisters|46 centimeters|47 living rooms I like it|60%|66|im almost 67|250|i just drank 300 rum and coke|450 fuckin hard boiled eggs|4,000|8,969|200,000 dollars for a soup

[mavisbeaconspancreas]

Why no Bumsfeld in the Steven part?

[schutzenhaus]

That's a three-asthma attack video. :D

[dindinz666]

How many fish heads?

[dindinz666]

Look after yourselves over2012 the world sucks without you. Im british and when you did the royal wedding i almost pissed myself. Please dont ever die. Much love from martin collins, no kisses queer lol

[Kazekane]

who is that with black hair covering it's face ?

[VanBullock]

Hahaha, Odo FTW! xD

[himerius2007]

Hey, what exactly is an Apple Jew? Steve Jobs?

[blueguy642]

who's up for panda rape?

[MisterMavrick]

Oh hell yes! This is all the DJO i've ever wanted!

[tractorboydavidbrown]

trying to eat my tea while watching this without firing it everywhere is impossible

[Piedoom0]

CALCULATE PENIS

[Lywnis]

@xb0xfriends lol lol lol

[xb0xfriends]

This is funnier than the time i caught my parents fucking. No wait that was disturbing, point is this is some funny shit that made my day

[SpartanStig117]

whats that movie with arnie and apollo creed

[espranta]

now the next 100 movies then another like this ye? :D

[jimmysillywalk]

ok that's funny but can we have a proper new video pls? ;p

[jamesaikins]

17,584th!

[mr5litre304]

what happened to 8:01?

[BealioMusic]

4:52

[quietthomas]

I think the movie Zardoz has the absurdity of weird costumes and Sean Connery enough to be good fodder for this malarkey.

[GunmanProductionsTV]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, happening abdomen shoe?

[FetidToecheese]

OH blessed is the button that makes a fart noise

[SymphonyImpaled]

Lol Tags: don't drink anything yet

No applejuice?

[Hoodmonsa]

Jesus fucking raisin chryslers,,,,i have yet to find that fruit basket interview with capt mr clean...uhhhhhhghghghhg aggervation

[H4rdcor3TilliDi3]

calculate penis

[barscotch]

I's like, herp de derp...what's up on youtube and then it's like, "ZOMG DJO posted new shittt!!!!11one1!

[Resurrected06]

"chewbacca fisting a mail man" .. brought me to tears.

[GBart]

Me proud of rivers

[jrizzo86]

APPLE JUICE!!!

[theph33r]

Anyone else notice once the numbers started, they actually sorted the clips from smallest number to largest? Starts with "3 ounces of Zebra stool", ends with "200,000 dollars for a soup"

Nice :P

[0KylePrior0]

I feel like I've seen this exact video before... but it seems like it was 2 or 3 weeks before the upload date... Calculate penis.

[Ebrainiac1]

Jesus is a raisin, a potato, random, bad, and captain kirk?

Well, which is it sir? You seem to be changing your story quire frequently.

[GiGiAUT1987]

You guys need to do a song called "Jesus is a raisin"! I almost died laughing at this vid.

[TheSoundBarrier]

ME HAVE A WIDE FOREHEAD!

[ZebbMassiv]

Need more talk about Pink Floyd

[VertigoDeath83]

LMFAO....my fav person you guys do dubbed over is Picard....FUCK A HOLOGRAM! This was really fuckin funny tho. It really plays well to my ADD. ;)

[MrBlackDeath001]

What is the name of the song that bit at the end is from? It sounds fantastic

[cherokeeshadowalker]

im completely sober and i laughed so freaking hard i couldn't function..now i've got a raging headache...but it was worth the pain!

[leizuoer]

Pissing my pants! You people are incredible

[GunnarSavage]

Six people need to ring the Bitch Police.

[johanneszero1990]

I dont think ive ever laughed this hard in my entire life

[scruffylittlecat]

OMG how RETARDED! JUST my speed! BOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[theph33r]

Soon as the apple juice chain started I just figured that would be the rest of the video, and I would have been happy then too. But with this I'm something more than happy...but less than something more.

Just go with it.

Nothing good ever came out of Hamilton...

[DementedPirate]

hahahaha <3 love you

[CounterAttack11]

Geordi singing "In Da Club" sounds like it should be seen on an actual Trek episode. Which video is that from?

[kakashi76767]

I'm going to buy stock in apple juice. This really makes me want to buy some and i dont think im alone on this.

[Sanders83]

What happened to the original with the Predator cast? Can't find it anywhere?

[dayjoborchestra]

@Sanders83 go to our website, dayjoborchestra

com :)

[lizerdspherex]

Damit Steve!

[indiecindy77]

Me talks to beanbags.

[Tonycaveman]

I lost it at the dog yelling "Fuck me".

O god, my sides.

[markden21]

Christ you guys get funnier and funnier, please make more and post them that we may laugh and rejoice in randomness.

[WolfmanMusic]

three ounces of zebra stool!! LMAO!!

[AzlandPwnt]

6 people can go fuck a fruit basket and get fisted in the wash room.

[Megazord5]

ZIPPERS ARE STUPID!

[darxcyber]

DJO are genius'!

Odo saying "I got fisted in the washroom"

Always makes me laugh like a Vulcan hotdog seller raping a panda

[loverbud8182]

Why cant I find the Arnold vid where he says "its my goddamn uniform"

[MagikGimp]

Terry Farrell is so perfect for exploiting. In these videos I mean, please don't get the wrong idea!

[Helena74]

Who is that woman with long dark hair in this montage?

[GordonMorrice]

Not enough Dr McCoy, but still awesome.

[AnotherGlenn]

@GordonMorrice Me and Tattoo don't wanna be disturbed.

[Imhighandhungry]

applejuice

[danxl5]

So this must be what deaf people think we are saying...

[DillTurnips]

@danxl5 no wonder deaf people keep handing me apple juice

[timberwolf0122]

A clip episode? You must be from Oshawa

[grip2o]

Did they say newfie at 1:02 ..... ? lol

[eeirertomb]

Apple Fucking juice.

[zenuke]

You guys fucking rule!!

[VanBullock]

...muhahaha!!! 'laughed sooo hard!!! ;_D

[dakilleas]

Apple juice ping pong FOOL!

[Mattteus]

Oh my god! My teeth hurt I laughed so hard!

[olddragon25]

Best thing to start the day with.........pretty sure this whole thing is my new ring tone

[graywolf0026]

Not only did this make me pee a little, but I split my side, and had to get a zipper installed. From the laughing. They gave me some apple juice and sent me off to dance class, asshole.

[dabber01]

Thanks, fellas. I needed that.

[Beatleboy1964]

I never laughed so hard!! This is priceless!!

[Beatleboy1964]

I never laughed so hard!! This is priceless!!

[Auditor377]

So awesome.

[Auditor377]

So awesome.

[jazmella]

Thank goodness my ears aren't virgins. ;-)

[adracamas]

Looking forward to more stuff. Loving watching what you do. :)

[Shekinahguild]

You sick monkey shit Genius! I almost hurt myself watching that.. god dammit, you are brilliant.. WTF? I mean What... The... Fuck! Wow, blown on the carpet with a fruit cocktail hairball twinky blindness..

[gaarack]

"...stick a waffle in you orifice."

I've got tears in my eyes... I love you guys!

(not in a homosexual kind of way)

[gaarack]

"...stick a waffle in you orifice."

I've got tears in my eyes... I love you guys!

(not in a homosexual kind of way)

[caseylee4ts]

What are Apple Jews?

[robotadventures]

8 minutes but it was over too soon. the montage helps link the randomness

[Psymon13black]

Apple juice, Apple juice, Apple juice,Apple juice, Apple juice, Apple juice,Apple juice, Apple juice, Apple juice,

[Psymon13black]

Sometimes there needs to be random shit like this in the world.

[Otterwearinggloves]

ANOTHER

ALBUM

[Oniwah]

when the end of days comes I really hope this is the only thing left for the future generations.

[wesley00042]

I thought I saw all of these. Which one has Picard crying?

[soundping]

Put on some Rammstein! That's an order!

[MisasAnnoyedBrother]

Alrighty then. Now you guys won't do another clip show. EVER AGAIN.

[dayjoborchestra]

@MisasAnnoyedBrother ...after the next 100 videos :)

[MisasAnnoyedBrother]

@dayjoborchestra FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

[Mrstiggy200]

@dayjoborchestra Speaking of the next 100 videos are you working on anything new? I need my dose of apple juice

[Drakomis]

APPLEJUICE

[Wolfie129]

Apple juice spilled on my donkey.

Mice can't walk on their tails.

Apes fling their feces.... in your face.

Zebras are jealous of pandas.

Ice cream and apple juice makes me horney.

No-one believes that aardvarks ate my shoe sweat.

Get the throw cushion, it's time to kiss the trees.

[trustyification]

All the worst bits!

[Thesixthgoon]

Epic potatoes! 

[VP181S]

What's up with your new dancing obsession?

Dancing is the new juice?

btw do more Ahhnold please :)

[spacecowboy5000]

I hope Steve made it home with the apple juice.

[paulmcelroy1969]

genius

[meesterJos]

Epic, tears from guttlaughing!!! Very well done!

[billmilliganhisself]

@dayjoborchestra Where's that Osama vid?  Never saw that one...

[hamstenator]

... ass beads?

[Kleavers]

ABSOLUTE GOLD!

[afrobuddha]

Go fuck baloney......and root beer!! Hahahaha, I love that line!

[kakashi76767]

Go fuck baby frankenstein, in the neck!

[017matt]

One person is the mailman that Chewbacca fisted!

[Jackzorz]

I'm a gnome... LOL

[diogeneslaertius666]

now with 100% more apple juice 

[voicetube]

What?? GOD = DJO?