Mariah Carey - Touch My Body ( Male Version )

[ImHeadshotSniper]

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

[StarryEyedFantasy13]

Oh my god. What the hell?! lol :D

[Mrsgrinch925]

wtf is this its funny but good hahahahahahahaha

[itachifangirl338]

it sounds like BARNEY

[GrimathyGunn]

OMG "PLAY WITH ME SOME MORE" I HAVE A LADY BONER

[lukeUSAok]

tuch ma body rusell me a round tuch me know you like ma cervs come and play get what you desever lol 1.45 night school in the morning just a little tast lol xxx

[lukeUSAok]

o yeah oh yeah ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah lol like diss song lol its 02;34 night bored school in the mornin

[MotoGPForever4527]

The "male" version of 100% sounds awesome

[valkerya11]

lmao this is so funny!

[Neko7Ice7Queen7]

I love this so much!!

[tbposh13]

how the hell is it scary. because he dont sound like some gay white guy huh? 

[MsRuggirello]

@tbposh13 hahahaha lol xD

[KoiBerry]

OMFG! These lyrics with this voice o___O OMG XD I´m kinde schocked.. LMFAO~ But stoilll... chatchy~ xD kinda....

[bigstrong1000]

This is pretty funny. This would make a great instrumental

[darealest30]

B**** BIGGER THAN MISS (BEYONCE) NEEDS TO SIT DOWN AND TAKE /NOTE/

[deandre181]

@ royale67 that wouldnt make him straight hes gay

[emocheshire222]

i cant stop cracking up XD

[MrsLexi95]

she sounds weird

[MyRihannaMyTrisha90]

lol 2 rayale67's comment =)

[boldechoco]

lmfao ! It's a computer which made that but it's amazing (when you used to listen the MC's version, i mean the real ! =] )

[BDevilScholar]

Yes, but You too... that makes no sense. What I think you mean is 'Yes, and you too'. No pig in the world can understand you! Now leave me alone.

[MusicBoy2100]

I like it!

[filastyle84]

Sounds like the big black chick from the Deuce Bigalow movie is singing this.

[t3chnoRockeR]

disturbing..

[BDevilScholar]

Makes me think of a big gay black gangster :P.

[MusicBoy2100]

@BDevilScholar: Like You...?

[BDevilScholar]

@MusicBoy2100 Lmao, totally (yeah right) <_<.

[MusicBoy2100]

@BDevilScholar: Can you also normal human language? No pig in the world can hear you! But anyway, you can tell me bed-wetter times!

[BDevilScholar]

@MusicBoy2100 Aww, ugh, I can tell you're one of those people who has nothing else to do with their time other than wind up and insult random people on YouTube you don't even know for no reason, shame really. Can't be bothered with ya, ciao.

[MusicBoy2100]

@BDevilScholar: Whatever Bitch! Fuck You! So are so stupid, realy! You talk shit, man!

[BDevilScholar]

@MusicBoy2100 I can tell you're the expert of that alright, so yeah I must do.

[MusicBoy2100]

@BDevilScholar: Okay... If You say so.Thank You!

[BDevilScholar]

@MusicBoy2100 Plus, quit putting '!' at the end of everything, makes you look very aggressive.

[MusicBoy2100]

@BDevilScholar: Whatever! Talk to the wall, your fucking opinion does not interest me!

[BDevilScholar]

@MusicBoy2100 Yeah, that's why you commented me with your shit in the first place, get a grip, and don't bother replying this time.

[MusicBoy2100]

@BDevilScholar: No, You talk shit! So... Fuck You and shut up!

[BDevilScholar]

@MusicBoy2100 You weirdo, go back to the loony-bin.

[MusicBoy2100]

@BDevilScholar: Yes, but You too! You little Pussy!

[kirbykirby7]

could you Please do She wolf by shakura

[kakorotss9]

Omg Its Romanthony

[mulesrock1]

Hahahaha this is funnyy.

[Lovemymuffe]

Urh. Hawtt? :D

[tinkbell423]

hilarious:)

[chansungoppa]

ahahaaha

[FunnySakuraHinata]

wat the.......

[ZenDeividdo]

sounds like a 375 lb. Pharrell Williams singing this song -_-

[Izackx]

ha ha haha ha ha ha what the

[Jasumi]

She sounds like a scary Black man lol

[melkazel]

@Jasumi xD thats true

[OKzs]

@Jasumi

Yes I know because if a man is scary, he is most certainly black! Actually Black People in general are very scary. Oh and what does a black man sound like??

#MORONS everyone who gave that comment a thumbs up, I though Mariah fans were smarter than that

[Jasumi]

@OKzs No, not all Black men are scary. Just one singing this song lol

[OKzs]

@Jasumi

Not funny, why did you have to say black? why not just a "scary man" why does scary & black have to go together? Again, what does a black man sound like?

[Jasumi]

@OKzs If you want to be all agonized over this, then go ahead. I have nothing against Black men, but there's no denying they have a certain type of voice (just like how White and Asian men have a certain feel to their voice). Ok?

[OKzs]

@Jasumi

Got it. That is absolutely false that black men & white men & asain men have a different" feel" to their voice. if you know who Sanjay Gupta is.. does he sound "Indian"? Does Barack Obama or Wayne Brady sound black? Does Perez Hilton sound latino? You are just affected by the media. People from different areas sound different, race does NOT determine how you sound, that is just plain stupid to think so.

[Jasumi]

@OKzs First off, Barack Obama is half-white so of course he's going to sound different. And in my opinion, it's you who has been influenced by the media to believe that racial differences don't exist. Yes, the races all sound different and look different, but underneath that is an individual and we all think differently irregardless of race. Are you going to say that Blacks, Whites, and Asians all look the same, next?

[OKzs]

@Jasumi

You are just going off topic trying to side track the issue, maybe because you cannot defend you position, of course racial differences exist, who said that they did not? We were ONLY speaking about VOICE right? Again if you look at my examples they all sound the same American, none sound black, white or latino. I purposely added Wayne Brady because I KNEW you would be so crazy to say Barack is mixed, which is such a ridculous thing, so Mariah is many races...

[OKzs]

@Jasumi

Does she sound like all off them to you? Barack sounds kind of Black & Kind of white? What about Leona Lewis??? Have you heard a Black or an Indian from Britian, They all sound British! No matter what you say you are incorrect it is ridiculous to try and defend it, If you flyt a white baby to China they will speak Chinese PERFECTLY and not sound any different. Race does not determine voice, Gender, age, and enviroment do (among other things) but race does not. Period.

[supersimsboy]

@OKzs wow you got so offend over this im black i could careless, shoot it does sound like scary black man!

[OKzs]

@supersimsboy

I actually looked at your page. You are still kind of young,, just wait about 5 years & then you will see the real world, Guess what? You will be that scary black man, actually..you already are and you just don't know it yet! But don't worry you soon will... some people (that don't know you) will automatically think you are dangerous, scary, uneducated, a criminal, among other things..I feel bad for you, you are so clueless, buckle up it's going to be a bumpy ride for you LOL!

[supersimsboy]

@OKzs ummm i have already been some of that crap with people thing since im black there like he must be bad or something or if i walk into a store there all like look at me! I think i know what i feels like i may not know all of it but i do know what its like so don't tell me how clueless i am

[OKzs]

@supersimsboy

1st: if you have experienced some of these things, that is terrible. 2nd: if you have, then stop making clueless, idiotic, naive, comments like your 1st one

[supersimsboy]

@OKzs you know what! WHATEVER! it was jasumi opinion and i careless what anyone has to say bout how this voice sounds like! Its not like she said this sounds like a niggers voice! Your just take this way to far! Your the reason why other people say that some of the reason that rascism is still around because people who get so work up bout a stupid comment thinks that she's rasicst just because she said scary black man! MOVE ON! This isn't 1964!

[OKzs]

@supersimsboy

No. racism is still alive & well, if you don't think so then that just means that black people are born bad & stupid, take your pick. If you take anything from this, its this: racism is not someone calling you a nigger, that is the least of your problem, its when people in subtle way hate or fear you in a way that you don't realize, Jasumi's comment is much more harmful than her saying "nigger" its so powerful that you don't see anything wrong with it cuz you can't put your

[OKzs]

@supersimsboy

finger on it. When racism is not in your face and clear it is the worst and black people liek yourself even do it, with her comment she said that black people sound different, because he is scary he sounds black, which in your head forms a conclusion black people are scary.. but all subconciously. THAT is why you might get looked at in a store or cashier mught check you $20 bill more throughly. This might be too much for you to understand but like I said.. you will soon see.

[supersimsboy]

@OKzs OK! I give up im just gonna give up cuz your find some kind of little sneak hole or escapegoat to say that your right but you know what! No one is right in this! No one is wrong in this everything is opinon!

[OKzs]

@supersimsboy

You know what, its not an opinion its fact, but only if you want to see it, it's easier just to ignore it. But I should not bother you with this, honestly, at you age everything is still pure and good and carefree and I should not wreck that. But think of this conversation in a few years, until then, ingore this whole thing. I'm sorry.

[supersimsboy]

@OKzs you know what, things aren't so pure as they use to be some of them but not all but i see where your coming from but still i think even if small comment like that could start like a fight that lasted for almost 1 week is a big deal! so really to me i think there is no bad guy in this sitution its just how some people outlook on things but in the end jasumi can't take back what he or she said its aliitle to late for tha but i bet you she or he is 100% sorry bout that her or his upset u

[lukeUSAok]

@Jasumi lol

[BoiLight]

what program did you edit this on?

[doggystarz]

LMAOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!

[93CoolGirl93]

hahaaha

[86rithy]

kool...ish

[mzfresh12]

tHiiS iS SCARY yUCKKY MY REQUESt iS The Lyrics To Keyshia Cole You've Changed

[porcupineblues]

do poker face i would love to hear that lol

[krayziewarchiLd15]

scary stuff...

[caseyhartman]

hahahaha thats so cool

[25hel]

cant take that away will do

[orangesodajusdrinkit]

lol sounds like a black guy. no offense !

[gaston16z]

hahah you're so right....

[kiyoshi85]

... usher ? this sounds like a r&b sound now lol

[HalfBlondeHalfSmart]

the male versions of the songs always make me picture the singers as trannies

[Probeebie]

this turns me on (H)

[TheInnerSanctuary]

Lol... Oh my Gawd. I had to turn this up so I could hear it over my laughing. I want this version as a ringtone just to freak people out! XD

"Touch Mah Body!"

[Beverley24]

i love itttttttttttttt

[leyhan1234]

lol i like it but there gay haha

[MusicWriter97]

LOL! 0mg!!!! sounds like two guys singing duet...lmfao! you did good! LMAO!!lolzz

[royale67]

Why can't a straight guy be a bottom?

[TheInnerSanctuary]

Hot.

[mr888dini]

aaaahhhaaaaa i did this thing with virtual dj ahahaha i just changed the music key ahahahhaha it was totally fuuuuuuunnyyyyyy ahahahhahahaha i think u have the ilegal version of my remix lol

[SelDemiJonas]

a guy singing this...

gosh..

[konohakatongoukakyou]

Haha! This is the only song that doesn't sound still like a girl! I can do this song in 0.5sec on my DSi

[you1ube2u]

ıf u do the 1 wıd the dreM THt wıll be funi N GAYY loool

[CaponeFavilla1]

LLOL

[XxXscorpionXninjaXxx]

hahaha gay

[candyflowbbeauty]

This is amazing, love it!

[shimmergleamz]

hilariousssss

[Crazzzybabie]

This made me laugh so bad :')

[SweetSaryna]

What's the name of the programme??

[girl8654]

I love this gay version!

[EnterGirl90]

Hä?

Hot oder Gay was nun xD

[ceina18]

its mariah carey!!, tis person used some kind of software to deepen her voice to make her like man

[Truestar987]

it is gay lol....but musically and vocally u caint deny its sounds good

[MeGaN2Kaii8m8t]

they are quite a good singer but wdf, that songs so gay sung by a fellah

[LeeonDeeon]

OK!!

i will...

[geostar616]

sounds v. realistic!

[gaston16z]

my god!! this is so gay!!!

it's so hot!!! hahahaha

[Tehya911]

LOL!!!!

A GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GUY WOULD SING THIS!!!!! lol xDDD

[Jennifashow]

BAHAHA. it works.

i love it.

[shawnk12345]

hey this is not a diff voice its mariah but lowered

[CutePuppyLOL]

xd its so funnny

[SMG10000]

Shut up Suckaaa!

[khalos666]

Bwahaha pussy

(@ THEHATERZZ)

[sevensix7]

rub me round my thighs wahahhahahhahah

[imhigh99]

You knof if u alter it like you did it happens anyway right o so sad 4 u...

[megan9654]

they did poker face in male version

[MajorMariahFan]

DO POKER FACE BY LADY GAGA!!!!!!!

[jovenvite]

ahaha so gay ^^ homo

[annTHEhyper]

So Gay! Rofl, so funny!

But it Sounds Great. <3

[OKzs]

I can actually say I am confused, its that Mariah slowed down or a guy singing? I think it is MC slowed down but I am really not sure

[troganstar]

He just made the voice deeper, made the pitch a lot lower

[OKzs]

Thought so.

[kimpan107]

hahhah! so gay and funny :D

[haluguyz]

i can imagine a huge big bald black man singing with his shades on...omg,cant stop laughing! as if he was seducing someone ,EW

[lexana1989]

I can't stop laughing. It's great!

[kbosati]

gay

[kevint6543]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

It's got some sould and a little bit of 90s pop!

Aww great job :D

[richling0070]

pffhht why even do this for like 20 songs waste of time?