I have a penis deformity as well. My peehole got smaller for some reason, and I had 2 pee every 5 minutes cause my pee couldnt get out.I was in class could I use the restroom, then people got suspicious I was doing either a girl or drugs, so ii had to talk to counselors. Doctors had to split my dick open in order to stretch it out... or well i dnt know wtf they did. So now I have to black deep lines on the left and right side of my peehole. LOL it bled to. Like i was on a period. Embarrassing!!
I understand what you mean, Eight Thoughts (Ben), about not getting with attached girls but I dig taken chicks. Just the satisfaction that she would rather me then whatever dude she's goin' with is AMAZING ;)
@Ghostlyrunner wow u r amazing at bullshit so i think you should turn the fuck around and walk until i giv a fuck oh and if u wanna try that shit agin think twice cuz i cantbe fucking asked rgue with a little prick like urself
@Ghostlyrunner Dude, I only got tits when I was 13 and still aint been laid at 16. Don't fucking boast I can get it just don't want to, not from the wrong girl.
man, this is my first sexual story video i've watched. I always see them in my subscriptions page, but i've never checked any out....this was the most entertaining shit ive ever watched. Period.
Imagine these guys + Luongbro as a team on the "billionaire's challenge" lol. That'd fuckin' comedy right there muthafuckaz! Too bad there's like a minimum of 25,000 subs to get in...
do u think that youtube will flag this for being porn, obviously not the video but the content is pretty dirty, i love it im justed worried it will get cut =(
Eight thanks so much for taking the time to do these sexual stories, best series on youtube. Your subs really appreciate, plus we fucking love the silverback and dildospaceboots.
love these stories, but just want to say something about gameplay too. why is it that when you win in bfbc2 on console it sometimes says you lost, i have the same thing xp
I was about to fuck my gf and her dad walked in her room and sat me down and talked about why sex is bad and sstuff and i didnt even listen,i walked out the front door and climbed in her room and starting fucking her, well fingering, and lol her MOM called her in the kitchen and i came with and her dad GOT PISSED
8 thoughts is it ok if i went to the club last night picked up a hot blonde chick brought her back to my house and fucked her on my basement futon well my girlfriend was sleeping up stairs. Win or Fail
P.S. we where both drunk and i passed out with this chick in the basement so she ended up sleeping over and GF went to work and never came down to the basement so i hit it again after my GF went to work.
I had poo poo on my pipi
Suprsonic1204 2 days ago
Im so horny but im 13 and want a fucking handy or a bj but to scared to ask this chick i like
TheAskme34 3 days ago
@TheAskme34 do not ask her hahaha, she will do it if she wants. ask her and it could go really badly
MRTOM927 2 days ago in playlist Sexual Stories
@TheAskme34 Dude....Wtf man?
eXstaticGamerz 2 days ago
Good on the bitch in eight thoughts story.
thefattestape 5 days ago
Me want fuck lmao!
rusfingers 3 weeks ago
rock out with your cock out.
xReeeplay 3 weeks ago
23 people are sad virgins )':
Hehehenohomo 1 month ago
My birth mark is on my cock
RaefWilliams274 2 months ago 7
@RaefWilliams274 Lmfaooo dude wtf, ive been laughing at ur comment for like 3 minutes.
Fraaqs 1 month ago
4:35 is too funny lol
252keaton 3 months ago
lol at 9:00..."the usual"
finiland 3 months ago
6 pounds always has the best stories
MrBlackpeoplerule 3 months ago 5
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SpunkyTheMunky000 3 months ago
this is fucking boring
stuart12001 4 months ago
@stuart12001 you're fucking boring.
YouGotWoodRolled 3 months ago 5
@YouGotWoodRolled touche
stuart12001 3 months ago
@stuart12001 then why you stay to watch it
babyblaze2011 1 month ago
@babyblaze2011 heres a tip douche, if i said a comment 2 months ago dont bother me asking questions about it.
stuart12001 1 month ago
@stuart12001 douche that's nice :] glad i am a cleaning water used to clean body parts such as organs or cavities
babyblaze2011 1 month ago
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Uploading (HD) MW3 gameplays as soon as the games comes out. Add me as a friend or sub. =)
DefourOwnsYa 4 months ago 2
episode 3 is the best
theminilotus 4 months ago
This shit hurts to listen to :)
votablepanic 4 months ago
1:45 YOUR TEAM LOST. 15 g WE WON THEM ALL..
SuperPwanger 4 months ago
Hahahahahahaha beef curtains...
DCayable 4 months ago
"My cock has a beauty mark on it btw"....I was falling off the chair after hearing that part, LOL. 10:10 - 11:00 u dress that cock up! HAAAAAAA
checkmyknife 4 months ago
Lol that voice...creampies i like creampies
headshotforyou 5 months ago
Please make a podcast your awedomr
murdercom998 5 months ago
fuck the game play i love the commentary
superdom011 5 months ago in playlist Sexual Stories
i started watching your videos at 7 and now its 12:20... im addicted you and your friends are hilarious.
TheMrHeebo 5 months ago
I have a penis deformity as well. My peehole got smaller for some reason, and I had 2 pee every 5 minutes cause my pee couldnt get out.I was in class could I use the restroom, then people got suspicious I was doing either a girl or drugs, so ii had to talk to counselors. Doctors had to split my dick open in order to stretch it out... or well i dnt know wtf they did. So now I have to black deep lines on the left and right side of my peehole. LOL it bled to. Like i was on a period. Embarrassing!!
TheGhostdude99 5 months ago
@TheGhostdude99 you should post that story on other video's, maby make a show about it on youtube.
bloodlinehunter 5 months ago
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@TheGhostdude99 Holy shit, are you serious?
JPotential 5 months ago
@EightThoughst dude when was ur first Anal experience ?
xXTheSalvationXx 5 months ago
dude, make a podcast... im telling ya, make a podcast and put it on itunes. This is the fucking funniest shit i have seent in years
xawesomedeathx 5 months ago in playlist Sexual Stories 6
I understand what you mean, Eight Thoughts (Ben), about not getting with attached girls but I dig taken chicks. Just the satisfaction that she would rather me then whatever dude she's goin' with is AMAZING ;)
DatSexyBeast100 6 months ago
make a podcast, please it would be so good.
TReoS96 6 months ago 2
Chewing on Her Beefcurtains. Omg I love this shit.
PazzwordA2C 6 months ago
homewreker
ALECSF15 6 months ago
I love you guys, homo intended, but Jesus fucking Christ. I'm reading the comments and these kids age from 12-15 on here.
NBAZera 6 months ago
@NBAZera oh shit! im outside of that lol am i strange then? >_>
D3ath0fM3 6 months ago
@Bender2522 @ifpumpkin545 im 14 n where i live if you're still a virgin you're either gay ugly or have no transportation i feel sorry 4 u guys
MrStuntin101dmd 6 months ago
How have you people already gotten laid at 13 and 14? I'm 13, and all the girls at my school are scared of sex and blowjobs and stuff. Fuck my life.
pumpkin545 6 months ago 8
@pumpkin545 i can feel you im 14 and all the girls are afraid of fucking sex ED i mean wtf
Bender2522 6 months ago
u should have ur own radio station i would listen all day haha
6928Viking 7 months ago 135
ithink ihave the funniest sex story everrr ! , thumbs up if you wanna hear it ,
ayoochrissx 7 months ago 5
My girlfriend eats nothing but cookies and cup cakes. AND she is skinny ;)
KidguY27 7 months ago
poopoo on my pee pee
94iamaranger 7 months ago
Fuck lets do this!!!!
Cocksuckers.
Oh shit. You are so funny.
DragosTheGod 7 months ago
Its like if Ben Stein and OnlyUseMEBlade had a kid..
AliaEntertainment 7 months ago 34
@AliaEntertainment I'd be extremely ugly then.
EightThoughts 7 months ago 147
@EightThoughts Thank God you're not.
You ARE funny as fuck, however.
AliaEntertainment 7 months ago
@EightThoughts lmfao and fat
lgtheboy 6 months ago
@EightThoughts hey im a new sub and man i fucking love coms like this keep it up man
FuzzyFourBalls 5 months ago
Sand in ur cock HURTS
achraf112 7 months ago
did he get chindo from workaholics?
blulambo96 7 months ago
Thumbs up if after this u went to PORNHUB
adelina1241 7 months ago
@adelina1241 .......
ThatsNoRandy 7 months ago
it hurts as a gamer to watch this gameplay.
saxephone95 7 months ago
its funny how they talk about sex but being utuber gamers they are the biggest virgin
jamy1043 7 months ago
@jamy1043 They have wifes
braddahcade808 7 months ago
@jamy1043 they arent but u are
Ghostlyrunner 7 months ago
@Ghostlyrunner well who r u to talk about virginity
jamy1043 7 months ago
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@jamy1043 i think what you just said and be used against you in your first comment. who are YOU to talk about virginity?
Kickblckr 7 months ago
@jamy1043 i lost mine when i was 13 so i dont no what your talking about
Ghostlyrunner 7 months ago
@Ghostlyrunner wow u r amazing at bullshit so i think you should turn the fuck around and walk until i giv a fuck oh and if u wanna try that shit agin think twice cuz i cantbe fucking asked rgue with a little prick like urself
jamy1043 7 months ago
@Ghostlyrunner Don't feed the trolls.
AverageNoob1 7 months ago
@Ghostlyrunner Dude, I only got tits when I was 13 and still aint been laid at 16. Don't fucking boast I can get it just don't want to, not from the wrong girl.
You're acting like a male slut.
JakeDaSilva1 7 months ago
Dildo space boots! HAHA You gotta be high to come up with that!
MrGumleHotShot 7 months ago 2
man, this is my first sexual story video i've watched. I always see them in my subscriptions page, but i've never checked any out....this was the most entertaining shit ive ever watched. Period.
DisKinected 7 months ago
anal sex is so nasty!
TehHoodie 7 months ago
its funny how guys get mad at the other guy for fucking their girlfriend. i mean, its that bitches fault not his! hes just tryin to get his D W!
TheNathanSplosion 7 months ago 7
Awesomeazza just stop missing around with your sistwr
carlossoccer2581 7 months ago
dude im only 14 and i have done stuff ha ;)
deanshaw2011 7 months ago
@deanshaw2011 dude im 13 and i have already had a few blowies and handjobs and ive eaten pussy. MY GF is 17.
TheAwesomeAzza 7 months ago in playlist Eight thoughts Stories.. THIS SHIT FUNNY :D
@TheAwesomeAzza Ya and how much are you paying her
MrTechweekly 7 months ago 2
@deanshaw2011 no wat bro
xTHEHOBOx 7 months ago
@xTHEHOBOx yeah way
deanshaw2011 7 months ago
@deanshaw2011 no way bro
xTHEHOBOx 7 months ago
@xTHEHOBOx yea ha :)
deanshaw2011 7 months ago
Are you guys fans of Opie and anthony
iglespepito 7 months ago
LMFAO this just keeps getting better!
KnightRite 7 months ago
in other words he has poopy dick..
almostlvl4 7 months ago
please do more of these 8!!!!!!!!!!!!
axs017 7 months ago
why the hell haven't I heard of you before? This is fucking comedy GOLD. I'd love to share some shit with you guys.
m3tz63r 7 months ago
ouch
modest123 7 months ago
i now know...
ariadnendaira 7 months ago
EightThoughts sounds like john goodman.
Stags80 7 months ago
15:00 the reason to fuck in sweatpants .
xiDiViNaTiOn 7 months ago
I'm Scared for life...Wen he told wen he zipped up his tip of his pinus.
DFnDMonzteR 7 months ago
NOOOOO! BRING ON THE VERBAL RAPE YOU SEXUAL DICTIONARY!
xXStabberwockyXx 7 months ago
Imagine these guys + Luongbro as a team on the "billionaire's challenge" lol. That'd fuckin' comedy right there muthafuckaz! Too bad there's like a minimum of 25,000 subs to get in...
AlexK878 7 months ago
hu sounds like duke nukem!!!! xxD
holyshitgasm 8 months ago
14:35 - Oh, yeah... iThink you need Button Up pants too!
MyckelJay 8 months ago
14:35 - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MyckelJay 8 months ago
do u think that youtube will flag this for being porn, obviously not the video but the content is pretty dirty, i love it im justed worried it will get cut =(
dillydean 8 months ago
I need Episode 5.... No rush tho lol
punisher3451 8 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS NUMBER 5?
guitarhero333888 8 months ago
MORE STORIES
mikegrung 8 months ago
I like how the stories went from
1.normal sex
2.'titty fucking'
3.licking a girl out and then cutting some of your dick off
ThomasHarrower 8 months ago
Eight thanks so much for taking the time to do these sexual stories, best series on youtube. Your subs really appreciate, plus we fucking love the silverback and dildospaceboots.
Cornbreadddd 8 months ago
@Cornbreadddd Have you ever watched the keyboard destruction series by rickychops? also amazing.
ThaEvilPube 8 months ago
Bro man, u should call it "Boner Time, with eightthoughts" :D
TheNicker45 8 months ago
im 15 and i fucking love these guys and this series
DoNuTTzz 8 months ago 7
"I got poop on my pee-pee" lol
bambuka2000 8 months ago
so do you guys always use condoms or not?
luidgi618 8 months ago
Nigga, where da hell is ep 5?!?!?
2ninjas1blade 8 months ago
14 people got shit on their dicks
DasDeutschlandmann 8 months ago 3
haha 14 people are fucked up XD
thebeaterz16 8 months ago
lmao stay black, u guys r hilarious.
Harpreet630 8 months ago
Where is episode 5? :(
redvsblue510 8 months ago in playlist eight thoughts stories 2
where is the commentary that eight thoughts is talking about in the beginning?
rafaneez904 8 months ago
Dude you guys need to do this like daily
iluvwafflez182 8 months ago
shit is hilarious!!!! ^O^
kingkings03 8 months ago
i could listen to this the whole day! love u guys haha
dejanooo 8 months ago
thumbs up if you want them to SHOW THEIR WIVES!!!!!!! :D
brammutje15 8 months ago 5
here comes the PUDDING!
TheHat3z 8 months ago
do more often please u get the most views from them come on
wade422705 8 months ago 2
I feel dirty.
TheJericho9090 8 months ago
Or you can wear sport shorts and easily slip on them shorts and wear briefs under them too so the boner is less seen
headforshead36 8 months ago 4
3 Minute add + No skip button... If I didn't love Sexual Stories I wouldn't sit through this >.<
AyoLOC 8 months ago 5
Man you should go radio
theGusBus941 8 months ago
GFXlab Sent mee
DualCobraz 8 months ago
This is easily the most cringe worthy vid ever.
Wafgkji 8 months ago
Theyre playing MW2 game play just to cover up the fact that they are just talking about sex.
Wafgkji 8 months ago
love these stories, but just want to say something about gameplay too. why is it that when you win in bfbc2 on console it sometimes says you lost, i have the same thing xp
melowX1 8 months ago 59
@melowX1 its a glitch
DudeitsLandon 8 months ago
@melowX1 No idea. Just a glitch I guess.
EightThoughts 8 months ago 75
@EightThoughts When you put the pictures of those girls can you leave them in the corner >.< it would boost views :D
Noble0001 7 months ago
Make this an hour long podcast!!!!
J0Mun 8 months ago
you should ask your viewers for their stories and you can post the funniest/best one
wiggawiggapullatrigg 8 months ago
wow this series is awesome man!
isreal95 8 months ago
Make this a Podcast... NOW!!!!! lol
TheERGO 8 months ago
Hey eight thoughts...get ur wife in it if u and her don't mind. That would be a good show.
9417850 8 months ago
wtf just happened..?
9417850 8 months ago
Next time get a lezbian in and get her to tell us a story! :D
Ethan203 8 months ago
Being able to jerk off to stories=Masturbation Pro*
maddog9513 8 months ago
@maddog9513 means your under 17
CoolCat6131 8 months ago
YESSSSS EPISODE 4
allthingsvideogames1 8 months ago
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SUCKER MADADADADADADAFUCKER sexy human
Spelfr 8 months ago
cookie dough baby batter lol
dfghdhfy 8 months ago
is it true if you dont use it you lose it?
vagpounder13 8 months ago
@xxLORDSWARLEYxx Yer lol
SamGoonerSmith 8 months ago
omg dont eat fucking pizza while watching this, fucking shit particles and meat curtains....... still subbed thought :D
jacob3178259 8 months ago
THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!
theswedishkid1 8 months ago
This video made me a man
Hockeyfan3444 8 months ago
I was about to fuck my gf and her dad walked in her room and sat me down and talked about why sex is bad and sstuff and i didnt even listen,i walked out the front door and climbed in her room and starting fucking her, well fingering, and lol her MOM called her in the kitchen and i came with and her dad GOT PISSED
haha then we fucked at a restraunt.. Yeah :3
123macylynn 8 months ago
@123macylynn cool story bro.
SealsAndLions 8 months ago
quick fix is the donkey punch !!
Zircee 8 months ago
you guys are the most perverted people in the worl...i like it
MitchellTom7 8 months ago
I just threw up you gross fucks
ehegger99 8 months ago
@ehegger99 Well, 12 year olds shouldn't really be listening, right?
xvxpivotxvx 8 months ago
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damnnnnnn he IS Sandy Ravage :)
MrDunker9 8 months ago
Wish i had stories like these to share :\ Man i need to get out there lol
SamGoonerSmith 8 months ago
8 thoughts is it ok if i went to the club last night picked up a hot blonde chick brought her back to my house and fucked her on my basement futon well my girlfriend was sleeping up stairs. Win or Fail
P.S. we where both drunk and i passed out with this chick in the basement so she ended up sleeping over and GF went to work and never came down to the basement so i hit it again after my GF went to work.
masterman3178 8 months ago
stick a hose in the girls ass or tell her to stick it in her ass then turn the hose on jack ass style. but use the shower hose
puk182 8 months ago
Poo Poo On the Pee Pee
blackopsfever23 8 months ago
hi im 13... should i not be a virgin?
TheSwiftKillz 8 months ago
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Benth3rdoneth4t 8 months ago
@TheSwiftKillz nah thats good. :)
NoAverageGamer 8 months ago
EightThoughts please say cloak engaged or maximum armor.
xxxdon327 8 months ago
My bro walked in the room while this was playing...
cartman67811 8 months ago
Eli sent me
THELOODZ 8 months ago 20
@THELOODZ o.o my names eli
elijahty 8 months ago
thumbs u pif you got here becasue if mah boy gfxlab :)
foshobmx 8 months ago
All good simple
trailerhero 8 months ago
haha when eightthoughts spoke spanish it sounded like he was one of those mexican radio djs lol
mcnalga 8 months ago
thank you for making youtube as fun or even more fun than playing video games
mortimormouse 8 months ago
what does fap mean???
cgccottle 8 months ago
@cgccottle its the universal noise for masturbating
trjj286 8 months ago
@cgccottle masturbate lol
vReconn 8 months ago
@cgccottle masturbate lol little kids shouldent be here
MrM2theA2theD 8 months ago
@cgccottle masterbate
risemblitz 8 months ago
@risemblitz its masturbate u tool
razten95 8 months ago
We need more of these more often
WyattFromThe314 8 months ago