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  • I had poo poo on my pipi

  • Im so horny but im 13 and want a fucking handy or a bj but to scared to ask this chick i like

  • @TheAskme34 do not ask her hahaha, she will do it if she wants. ask her and it could go really badly

  • @TheAskme34 Dude....Wtf man?

  • Good on the bitch in eight thoughts story.

  • Me want fuck lmao!

  • rock out with your cock out.

  • 23 people are sad virgins )':

  • My birth mark is on my cock

  • @RaefWilliams274 Lmfaooo dude wtf, ive been laughing at ur comment for like 3 minutes.

  • 4:35 is too funny lol

  • lol at 9:00..."the usual"

    

  • 6 pounds always has the best stories

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  • this is fucking boring

  • @stuart12001 you're fucking boring.

  • @YouGotWoodRolled touche

  • @stuart12001 then why you stay to watch it

  • @babyblaze2011 heres a tip douche, if i said a comment 2 months ago dont bother me asking questions about it.

  • @stuart12001 douche that's nice :] glad i am a cleaning water used to clean body parts such as organs or cavities

  • episode 3 is the best

  • This shit hurts to listen to :)

  • 1:45 YOUR TEAM LOST. 15 g WE WON THEM ALL..

  • Hahahahahahaha beef curtains...

  • "My cock has a beauty mark on it btw"....I was falling off the chair after hearing that part, LOL. 10:10 - 11:00 u dress that cock up! HAAAAAAA

  • Lol that voice...creampies i like creampies

  • Please make a podcast your awedomr

  • fuck the game play i love the commentary

  • i started watching your videos at 7 and now its 12:20... im addicted you and your friends are hilarious.

  • I have a penis deformity as well. My peehole got smaller for some reason, and I had 2 pee every 5 minutes cause my pee couldnt get out.I was in class could I use the restroom, then people got suspicious I was doing either a girl or drugs, so ii had to talk to counselors. Doctors had to split my dick open in order to stretch it out... or well i dnt know wtf they did. So now I have to black deep lines on the left and right side of my peehole. LOL it bled to. Like i was on a period. Embarrassing!!

  • @TheGhostdude99 you should post that story on other video's, maby make a show about it on youtube.

  • @EightThoughst dude when was ur first Anal experience ?

  • dude, make a podcast... im telling ya, make a podcast and put it on itunes. This is the fucking funniest shit i have seent in years

  • I understand what you mean, Eight Thoughts (Ben), about not getting with attached girls but I dig taken chicks. Just the satisfaction that she would rather me then whatever dude she's goin' with is AMAZING ;)

  • make a podcast, please it would be so good.

  • Chewing on Her Beefcurtains. Omg I love this shit.

  • homewreker

  • I love you guys, homo intended, but Jesus fucking Christ. I'm reading the comments and these kids age from 12-15 on here.

  • @NBAZera oh shit! im outside of that lol am i strange then? >_>

  • @Bender2522 @ifpumpkin545 im 14 n where i live if you're still a virgin you're either gay ugly or have no transportation i feel sorry 4 u guys

  • How have you people already gotten laid at 13 and 14? I'm 13, and all the girls at my school are scared of sex and blowjobs and stuff. Fuck my life.

  • @pumpkin545 i can feel you im 14 and all the girls are afraid of fucking sex ED i mean wtf

  • u should have ur own radio station i would listen all day haha

  • ithink ihave the funniest sex story everrr ! , thumbs up if you wanna hear it ,

  • My girlfriend eats nothing but cookies and cup cakes. AND she is skinny ;)

  • poopoo on my pee pee

  • Fuck lets do this!!!!

    Cocksuckers.

    Oh shit. You are so funny.

  • Its like if Ben Stein and OnlyUseMEBlade had a kid..

  • @AliaEntertainment I'd be extremely ugly then.

  • @EightThoughts Thank God you're not.

    You ARE funny as fuck, however.

  • @EightThoughts lmfao and fat

  • @EightThoughts hey im a new sub and man i fucking love coms like this keep it up man

  • Sand in ur cock HURTS

  • did he get chindo from workaholics?

  • Thumbs up if after this u went to PORNHUB

  • @adelina1241 .......

  • it hurts as a gamer to watch this gameplay.

  • its funny how they talk about sex but being utuber gamers they are the biggest virgin

  • @jamy1043 They have wifes

  • @jamy1043 they arent but u are

  • @Ghostlyrunner well who r u to talk about virginity

  • @jamy1043 i lost mine when i was 13 so i dont no what your talking about

  • @Ghostlyrunner wow u r amazing at bullshit so i think you should turn the fuck around and walk until i giv a fuck oh and if u wanna try that shit agin think twice cuz i cantbe fucking asked rgue with a little prick like urself

  • @Ghostlyrunner Don't feed the trolls.

  • @Ghostlyrunner Dude, I only got tits when I was 13 and still aint been laid at 16. Don't fucking boast I can get it just don't want to, not from the wrong girl.

    You're acting like a male slut.

  • Dildo space boots! HAHA You gotta be high to come up with that!

    

  • man, this is my first sexual story video i've watched. I always see them in my subscriptions page, but i've never checked any out....this was the most entertaining shit ive ever watched. Period.

  • anal sex is so nasty!

  • its funny how guys get mad at the other guy for fucking their girlfriend. i mean, its that bitches fault not his! hes just tryin to get his D W!

  • Awesomeazza just stop missing around with your sistwr

  • dude im only 14 and i have done stuff ha ;)

    

  • @deanshaw2011 dude im 13 and i have already had a few blowies and handjobs and ive eaten pussy. MY GF is 17.

  • @TheAwesomeAzza Ya and how much are you paying her

  • @deanshaw2011 no wat bro

  • @xTHEHOBOx yeah way

  • @deanshaw2011 no way bro

  • @xTHEHOBOx yea ha :)

    

  • Are you guys fans of Opie and anthony

  • LMFAO this just keeps getting better!

  • in other words he has poopy dick..

  • please do more of these 8!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • why the hell haven't I heard of you before? This is fucking comedy GOLD. I'd love to share some shit with you guys.

  • ouch

  • i now know...

  • EightThoughts sounds like john goodman.

  • 15:00 the reason to fuck in sweatpants .

  • I'm Scared for life...Wen he told wen he zipped up his tip of his pinus.

  • NOOOOO! BRING ON THE VERBAL RAPE YOU SEXUAL DICTIONARY!

  • Imagine these guys + Luongbro as a team on the "billionaire's challenge" lol. That'd fuckin' comedy right there muthafuckaz! Too bad there's like a minimum of 25,000 subs to get in...

  • hu sounds like duke nukem!!!! xxD

  • 14:35 - Oh, yeah... iThink you need Button Up pants too!

  • 14:35 - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

  • do u think that youtube will flag this for being porn, obviously not the video but the content is pretty dirty, i love it im justed worried it will get cut =(

  • I need Episode 5.... No rush tho lol

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS NUMBER 5?

  • MORE STORIES

  • I like how the stories went from

    1.normal sex

    2.'titty fucking'

    3.licking a girl out and then cutting some of your dick off

  • Eight thanks so much for taking the time to do these sexual stories, best series on youtube. Your subs really appreciate, plus we fucking love the silverback and dildospaceboots.

  • @Cornbreadddd Have you ever watched the keyboard destruction series by rickychops? also amazing.

  • Bro man, u should call it "Boner Time, with eightthoughts" :D

  • im 15 and i fucking love these guys and this series

  • "I got poop on my pee-pee" lol

  • so do you guys always use condoms or not?

  • Nigga, where da hell is ep 5?!?!?

  • 14 people got shit on their dicks

  • haha 14 people are fucked up XD

  • lmao stay black, u guys r hilarious.

  • Where is episode 5? :(

  • where is the commentary that eight thoughts is talking about in the beginning?

  • Dude you guys need to do this like daily

  • shit is hilarious!!!! ^O^

  • i could listen to this the whole day! love u guys haha

  • thumbs up if you want them to SHOW THEIR WIVES!!!!!!! :D

  • here comes the PUDDING!

  • do more often please u get the most views from them come on

  • I feel dirty.

  • Or you can wear sport shorts and easily slip on them shorts and wear briefs under them too so the boner is less seen

  • 3 Minute add + No skip button... If I didn't love Sexual Stories I wouldn't sit through this >.<

  • Man you should go radio

  • GFXlab Sent mee

  • This is easily the most cringe worthy vid ever.

  • Theyre playing MW2 game play just to cover up the fact that they are just talking about sex.

  • love these stories, but just want to say something about gameplay too. why is it that when you win in bfbc2 on console it sometimes says you lost, i have the same thing xp

  • @melowX1 its a glitch

    

  • @melowX1 No idea. Just a glitch I guess.

  • @EightThoughts When you put the pictures of those girls can you leave them in the corner >.< it would boost views :D

  • Make this an hour long podcast!!!!

  • you should ask your viewers for their stories and you can post the funniest/best one

  • wow this series is awesome man!

  • Make this a Podcast... NOW!!!!! lol

  • Hey eight thoughts...get ur wife in it if u and her don't mind. That would be a good show.

  • wtf just happened..?

  • Next time get a lezbian in and get her to tell us a story! :D

  • Being able to jerk off to stories=Masturbation Pro*

  • @maddog9513 means your under 17

  • YESSSSS EPISODE 4

  • YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SUCKER MADADADADADADAFUCKER sexy human

  • cookie dough baby batter lol

  • is it true if you dont use it you lose it?

  • @xxLORDSWARLEYxx Yer lol

  • omg dont eat fucking pizza while watching this, fucking shit particles and meat curtains....... still subbed thought :D

  • THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!

  • This video made me a man

  • I was about to fuck my gf and her dad walked in her room and sat me down and talked about why sex is bad and sstuff and i didnt even listen,i walked out the front door and climbed in her room and starting fucking her, well fingering, and lol her MOM called her in the kitchen and i came with and her dad GOT PISSED

    haha then we fucked at a restraunt.. Yeah :3

  • @123macylynn cool story bro.

  • quick fix is the donkey punch !!

  • you guys are the most perverted people in the worl...i like it

  • I just threw up you gross fucks

  • @ehegger99 Well, 12 year olds shouldn't really be listening, right?

  • Wish i had stories like these to share :\ Man i need to get out there lol

  • 8 thoughts is it ok if i went to the club last night picked up a hot blonde chick brought her back to my house and fucked her on my basement futon well my girlfriend was sleeping up stairs. Win or Fail

    P.S. we where both drunk and i passed out with this chick in the basement so she ended up sleeping over and GF went to work and never came down to the basement so i hit it again after my GF went to work.

  • stick a hose in the girls ass or tell her to stick it in her ass then turn the hose on jack ass style. but use the shower hose

  • Poo Poo On the Pee Pee

  • hi im 13... should i not be a virgin?

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  • @TheSwiftKillz nah thats good. :)

  • EightThoughts please say cloak engaged or maximum armor.

  • My bro walked in the room while this was playing...

  • Eli sent me

  • @THELOODZ o.o my names eli

  • thumbs u pif you got here becasue if mah boy gfxlab :)

  • All good simple

  • haha when eightthoughts spoke spanish it sounded like he was one of those mexican radio djs lol

  • thank you for making youtube as fun or even more fun than playing video games

  • what does fap mean???

  • @cgccottle its the universal noise for masturbating

  • @cgccottle masturbate lol

  • @cgccottle masturbate lol little kids shouldent be here

  • @cgccottle masterbate

  • @risemblitz its masturbate u tool

  • We need more of these more often