Rule #1, I'm number one. Rule #2, the croc's number two. Now before we begin-- heyy whats rule three? Whats that? Kid gimme a break now. So you dont know rule three? How bout this you want a match? My face in your ass, I mean, your ass in my face! Whats up??
Kid :Whats Rule Number Three ? Joe : give Me A Break? Kid : So You Dont Know Rule Three? Joe : Yea ?! You Wanna Match My Face In You Ass How About That Huh?!?! I MEAN My Face In Your Ass "Whats Up' ?
@braxdry21 Fuck off with the internet memes. I guarantee more people were pissed off by your comment than disliked this video. Find something original to say.
This Mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt. 3:43 I like the sound when Joe put his head onto the alligator's tongue haha and he still has his cigarette in his mouth haha
they missed two of the best moments
drizzydraker12 4 days ago
I'm all seein TWEET TWEET! LOL!
bizerker13 1 week ago
no...don't erase...and yes u forgot.....Im your sister! Ur my sister!!!LMAO!
bizerker13 1 week ago
van halen not van hagar
Ionosefear01 2 weeks ago
What is up with his cigarette ashes at 1:55
azzkik123 2 weeks ago
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snake2065 3 weeks ago
Gotta love the gay giants
miterrx 3 weeks ago
my face in your ass i mean your ass in my face xDD
MrXxchilisaucexx 3 weeks ago
DO... NOT... DELETE.... THE... VIDEO...
MrMyvince 3 weeks ago
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Rule #1, I'm number one. Rule #2, the croc's number two. Now before we begin-- heyy whats rule three? Whats that? Kid gimme a break now. So you dont know rule three? How bout this you want a match? My face in your ass, I mean, your ass in my face! Whats up??
cheezkid 1 month ago
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cheezkid 1 month ago
This movie is the funniest movie ever, fuck the haters
cheezkid 1 month ago
lol who the fuck is that kid :P
iCombii 1 month ago
@iCombii Joe dirt
snake2065 3 weeks ago
i luv this f%#@ movie !!
SuperParodius 1 month ago
21 people dont know home is where u make it lol
EdiBlazE 1 month ago
MY FACE AND YOUR ASS HOW BOUT THAT FRIEND?...I MEAN YOUR ASS AND MY FACE, WHAT'S UP?
NJDevils91730 2 months ago
No sir man!
mikiyalovesyou 2 months ago
I love this movie!
sd0676 2 months ago
humping dog
davidlee980503 2 months ago
Kid Rock is the shittiest person of all time
69whatevs 2 months ago 2
the 21 people who disliked this likes getting humpped by dogs hahaha
stampederace1 3 months ago
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MY FACE YOUR ASS!
Brazard23 3 months ago
you missed the part when he was in the ballon and he said ''I CAN SEE YOUR SHIRT!!''
TheAlecgator5 3 months ago
def leopard sucks! ahahah
Macknsteez 4 months ago
you like to see homos naked?s
amadeo177 4 months ago
what is the fuckin cocaine song ? im on caocaine like it 1980
MrGoNzObeAtZ 4 months ago
@MrGoNzObeAtZ The song name is 1980 by Dirt Nasty, cheers bro
buchta149 4 months ago
@MrGoNzObeAtZ 1980 by dirt nasty
soccerman245 4 months ago
HELLL NO!!! YOU SHOULDN'T!!!!
alfredolemus1 5 months ago
My face in your ass. I mean, your ass in my face what's up.
Ketsui 5 months ago
HAHA guess i'm lucky it wasn't hot chili day
pearlvana05 5 months ago
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
shawnehallam 5 months ago
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Deff Lep... hahahaha xD
holleratyoboii 5 months ago
Deff Lep hahahaha xD
holleratyoboii 5 months ago
yes
Rirrron 5 months ago
luckily my neck broke my fall.
spartus09 5 months ago
dont delete it
rattlesnakevenom8 5 months ago
"Im going to take a big Joe"
"dont forget to wipe your Dirt"
janeswurld 6 months ago
I miss the best fun part, when Joe flirts with ''his sister"
luceroutts 6 months ago
God damn you gotta love joe dirt. Its dirt son dont try and church it up
s0up3rman 6 months ago
dont delete it..NAAAWWW MAANNN DAAAANNNNGG....is this where you wanna be when jesus comes back?delete videos of lil ol joe dirt?
gscott419 6 months ago
JOE DIRT..THE PORTRAIL OF MY LIFE..
KEVINJAY73 6 months ago
where's the part where the one guy trys to tell joe that home is where u make it
racinggreg2011 6 months ago
Luckly my neck broke the fall ahahahah wtf
JaMarr2424 6 months ago
thats the kid from malcom in the middle
DemonREC1995 6 months ago
they scrub the bowl so you dont have toooooooooooooooooooooo hahaha no i didnt.
nevbot222 6 months ago
IT KEEPS THE VIDEO!
DeadSleepers 6 months ago
VAN HALEN not van hagar
Th3Way24 7 months ago
wheres the "bombed...on insecticide" scene?
bigislander72 7 months ago
lol @ 1:56
That "eww" is so funny
FANADICALCOWHEAD 7 months ago
it you delete it... ill stab you in the face with a soldering iron
dominicroy36 7 months ago
"what's up you little motherless dirtbag?"
SKATrKiDDo72 7 months ago
kid rock is horrible
walruslikeyogurt 7 months ago
kid rock is the worst ever hes my cats butt
walruslikeyogurt 7 months ago
I'm your sister I'm your sister
Your my sister!!!!!!
You forgot that part
cavaliersfan1001 7 months ago 10
Is young Joe at 0:25 Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle?
MW2Ultrajman 7 months ago 47
@MW2Ultrajman Yep.
XxDeadsoulz 7 months ago
@MW2Ultrajman yuup
josh14455 7 months ago
@MW2Ultrajman yes lol
youherbert09x 6 months ago
@MW2Ultrajman Yes
MondoHoN 4 months ago
@MW2Ultrajman Ya it is
wjdjccif 2 months ago
@MW2Ultrajman yes
bbak989898 1 month ago
@MW2Ultrajman yes he is
soletongray 2 weeks ago
You forgot the frozen dog balls and roman candlestick parts, those are the funniest scenes
theblackestofflames 7 months ago
rocky always wins
WingedWereWolf100 7 months ago
i got the poo on me
WingedWereWolf100 7 months ago
BEST MOVIE EVER sorry for the caps but damn i love joe mother fuckin dirt!!!!!!!!
s0up3rman 7 months ago
awww man KEEP THE SKOAL BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s0up3rman 7 months ago
Lmao "can i push him off?" "no he`ll stop humping when hes done" xDD AND DO NOT DELETE IHT !!!!!!
XxXiGoEzZrAwRxXx 7 months ago
I's got da poo on meh.
QuickieSnipezzz 7 months ago
NO!! DONT DELETE IT!!
PomonaPunkRock 7 months ago
if you don't like brittany daniel...YOUR GAY!!!
jmaster38 7 months ago
no
kevinishott1 7 months ago
no
The05acura 7 months ago
I WAS MADE FOR DANCING...AH..AH..AH..
wenaldy 7 months ago
He'll stop humping when he's done.
SeriouslyXNo 7 months ago
LFMAO at 1:45 so obvious its a stunt double, looks nothing liek david spade at all.... how the fuck did that guy get the job
Jikklez 7 months ago
AJROCKZ123 I don't know her real name but in This Movie Her Name Is Brandy
TheJAWproduction 7 months ago
DEWEY!
rangespec2121 8 months ago
Whats the blonde chicks name at the end?
AJROCKZ123 8 months ago
lmao kid rock cant read
tunnelrat112 8 months ago
3:23 It's Bobby Hill!
kamdan2011 8 months ago
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnng
VolsnBraves 8 months ago
not Van Hagar?!?!?!?!?! Hagar kicks wwaayyy more ass than Roth!
haveadrinkonme15 8 months ago
LOL THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY SO FUNNY NOW IM GOING TO DOWNLOAD MOVIE FOR FREE
MissCedarbridge1 8 months ago
in order to truly see joe dirt's funniest moments yo have to post the whole movie
SuperSaiyan4Jared 8 months ago 43
Dewey
SuperSaiyan4Jared 8 months ago
Ya it's fake, think they're really gonna put him in a crocs mouth retard...lol
Bmxthegr8 8 months ago
@Bmxthegr8 yea why not lol ?
MrSmokingKronic 8 months ago
Ash on smoke from2:56 doesnt fall off, fake as a the shit lol
MrSmokingKronic 8 months ago
George Thorogood brought me here!
MrSmokingKronic 8 months ago
"i got da poo on me" LMAO XD
Assassin0798 8 months ago
This is one of the greatest terrible movies of all time. Lol, love it,
q0zi 8 months ago
You forgot the scene where he see's how much his meteor is worth!
Rpoman2009 8 months ago
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole
xaramf 8 months ago
goddamn Kid Rock sucks.
peanutbuttercrunc100 8 months ago
What's funny in 4:25 - 4:43?
kthxbye1000 9 months ago
@kthxbye1000 the fact that Kid Rock is talking shit to ANYBODY is pretty comical, in my book.
Liveandletskate666 8 months ago
i got da poop on meh
thefatassunicorn 9 months ago
true
asmoxbaby 9 months ago
These were some of the LEAST funny moments from Joe Dirt.
ReklawLah 9 months ago
Lol "I did it I did it I roped him with the bungee cord!"
CarlChub 9 months ago
delete it
claudiusrex 9 months ago
dont delete the video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
CowboyChaser121 9 months ago
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plz!!do not delete it
dibvadegirzim 9 months ago
Noooooo don't delete it!
monicabags 9 months ago
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
TheMusicCougar 9 months ago
jajaja el perro
softbolistafernanda 9 months ago
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DO NOT DELETE IT
clap871 9 months ago
2:00 is just chocolate ice cream
dibvadegirzim 9 months ago
@dibvadegirzim sounds like 2 girls 1 cup!
TheMusicCougar 9 months ago
this mofo knows not to mess with sir joseph sir
will300180 9 months ago
there is no funny PART to the movie.the whole movie is funny:)
scenemadison 10 months ago
no dont delete it its awesome
blackstallion534 10 months ago
WTF is with those two dudes? It's bothered me for years
screamingeagle7 10 months ago
no delete
death55555555 10 months ago
Def Leppard SUCKS
TreyParkersBitch 10 months ago
don't do it!!!!
v8localhero 10 months ago
don't delete...
TIRrocketry 10 months ago
Those guys at 4:10 are ugly
PrinceDelee 11 months ago
I GOTS THE POO ON MEEEEEEEE
TwinPeaksish 11 months ago
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This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt, AHHHHHHHHHHH
bigmac45cal 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt, AHHHHHHHHHHH
bigmac45cal 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt, AHHHHHHHHHHH
bigmac45cal 11 months ago
This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt, AHHHHHHHHHHH
bigmac45cal 11 months ago
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This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt, AHHHHHHHHHHH
bigmac45cal 11 months ago
This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt, AHHHHHHH
bigmac45cal 11 months ago
This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt, AHHHHHHH
bigmac45cal 11 months ago
I got da poo on me that is classic lol
dieselintheblood 11 months ago
I love Dewey's mullet!
scottd0676 11 months ago
hahahah it's dewey from Malcolm in the middle at the start :D
jakey12wakey 11 months ago
How was the 2nd to the last one funny. That was prick
bmak111 11 months ago
@bmak111 it had to be the jeans. they were light green. hilarious man.
mcchristy43 11 months ago
4:12 Aint Funny men
ObscureFanatics 11 months ago
We need Joe Dirt in Washington to class up Congress a finally have someone who won't sell out! Plum crazy purple Air Force One. Can ya dig it.
Johndalydaniels 11 months ago
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no you shouldn't
Whymaddog0101 1 year ago
he'll stop humping as soon as he's done
BERNZIE41 1 year ago
i love that robbie can't read worth shit.
morganinprogress 1 year ago
this is about as funny as a baby massacre
C0LL1N 1 year ago
dont delete it!!!
Johnny63421 1 year ago
Hahaha he still has the cig with the long ass ash after the croc spits him out.
willwill1313 1 year ago
I GOT THE POO ON ME!
gonzo5648 1 year ago
DO NOT DELETE IT
serventofchaos 1 year ago 98
There needs to be the "Home is where you make it" scene.
SApsyco 1 year ago
13 people are trolls
jumpyjedi 1 year ago
Is it me or can that fat kid in 3:23 pass for bobby hill?
xxsmikleyxx 1 year ago
@xxsmikleyxx nah he doesnt
fatsuburbanwhiteboy 1 year ago
The funniest part is with the fat kid. "My face in your ass>1 how bout that."
j19527 1 year ago
Whats the name of the beautiful teacher at 2:23 ?
HermanHermes 1 year ago
@HermanHermes Mitzi Martin
atlasisbestteam 1 year ago 2
@atlasisbestteam thank you
HermanHermes 1 year ago
at 3:33 the big guy in the light blue tank. He subbed at my high school a bunch of times! He's awesome! Miss you Mr. J!!
musicgirl999 1 year ago
13 people like to see homos naked...
crazypete3 1 year ago
my face in your ass, or your ass in my face, whats up.
hurricrane54 1 year ago
I got poo on me!!! lol xD
jd5179 1 year ago
Kid rock:D
CookieMonsterRulez90 1 year ago
Where is, "I'm cool."
"No you're not Dirt!"
traviskearney 1 year ago
you like to see homos naked?
drivefive1 1 year ago
WHINE BURGERS AND FRENCH CRYS
lolol
1jilu 1 year ago
3:42 FUNNY!
TheOne928 1 year ago
Naw the funniest moment is , it puts the lotion on it's skin ! Lmfao ...
ManiwakiGurlz 1 year ago
I love this movie! It's vacuous as hell, but it's fun to watch something like this from time to time.
sdnm86 1 year ago
love this move forgot the name then i found this vid THANK YOU VERY MUTCH!
shityourpants101 1 year ago
Rule Number One : Im Number One
Rule Number Two : The Croc's Number Two
Kid :Whats Rule Number Three ? Joe : give Me A Break? Kid : So You Dont Know Rule Three? Joe : Yea ?! You Wanna Match My Face In You Ass How About That Huh?!?! I MEAN My Face In Your Ass "Whats Up' ?
Lmao(x! Lol
dzuniga50 1 year ago 24
@dzuniga50 How bout you not post the entire fucking dialogue?
2Emos1Razor 1 year ago
@dzuniga50 yeah, thanks for typing out the contents of the vid. I didn't get it at all until you did that.
kenfo0 11 months ago
@dzuniga50 itd your ass in my face
hotrodkimbla 9 months ago
Why didn't he died when the croc eat him?
frankatic 1 year ago
@frankatic you have really good grammar
themegaify 1 year ago
he got his ass kicked by Michael Myers Tyler mane the oil rig worker he play's The Boogeyman A.K.A. Michael Myers
junksmasher777 1 year ago
This movie is dumber than I remembered.
Polyfusia 1 year ago
13 people liked to be humped by dogs
braxdry21 1 year ago
@braxdry21 Fuck off with the internet memes. I guarantee more people were pissed off by your comment than disliked this video. Find something original to say.
Polyfusia 1 year ago
This Mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt. 3:43 I like the sound when Joe put his head onto the alligator's tongue haha and he still has his cigarette in his mouth haha
TheOne928 1 year ago 2
@TheOne928 3:42
TheOne928 1 year ago
13 people have the poo on them
TheRampage811 1 year ago