Ricky Gervais and Chris Martin

[lovemiffy1023]

Chris and Ricky are so funny!

[LoveLevine182]

I smiled throughout this whole video. I love Chris, Ricky, & Coldplay of course! Such a great band.

[johnpetermalcolm]

Any man who doesn't use his mouth on his wife, is an Italian.

[neilgodfreyy2k]

No because Ricky gervais doesnt care about offending people. Maybe chris Martin said something

[neilgodfreyy2k]

Nah it can't be Stephen hawking because Ricky dissed him on stage 30 minutes after hawking appeared at a comedy awards show on tv in the UK and his computer voice thing went wrong for a few seconds.

[salmaxioa]

i love you chris 

[cifilorp]

Chris isn't good at pretending to be heartless... he just starts laughing... haha.

[neilgodfreyy2k]

Anyone notice that when Ricky asks the disabled question u can tell that Ricky re-dubbed the line, "....famous impression of a disabled". I wonder what he asked originally? It's not like Ricky gervais to censor himself.

[missleahchloe]

@neilgodfreyy2k i'd put money on it having been stephen hawking again lol

[KittyRikku]

@neilgodfreyy2k maybe he used the "r-word" and thought too many people wouldn't find it funny.

[toolworks]

@neilgodfreyy2k Maybe he just changed the tone of his voice so it sounds dubbed. If he did redub it it might have just been to make it more funny!

[mrdavidurquhart]

Very very funny

[bensimps123]

is chris martin animal rights? i know he's vege but iv never heard why?

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

Magick.

[twilightfreak372]

Oh i love him. He is just wonderful

[hypedpotential]

loool. The las one is the best! Great interview!!

[87MahaM]

hysterical..... People this is funny

It's called SARCASM

[viniciusb]

@87MahaM According to the voting bar most people seem to have got it.

[daniel4dum]

hahaha 

[dimondcage]

it's not called irony its called sarcasm

[l33tpwnzord]

Man it's hard not to smile watching this

[fonzi0243]

Well i dont know about you people but i totally agree (Loooool)

[xXblythe]

"indian. chinese don't know what they're doing"

i hate gervais with a passion but this whole thing was great

[ajhelsby]

2 good UCL lads having a chat

[AustinMartinLay]

hahahahahahahaha

[EshnehGaming]

I always knew Coldplay were shit

[latinoalex5]

@EshnehGaming You = Maroon 5 = Moron.

[EshnehGaming]

@latinoalex5

Watch the video man, Coldplay ARE shit.

[irurwurst]

@EshnehGaming

The video is sarcastic, but you already knew that. Coldplay is not objectively bad, however, for some people Coldplay will just not appeal to their musical tastes.

[JamesAllenMagic]

1:16 by the door, somebodys shy.

[SHERBERTKING5000]

47 people are disabled :D

[danielspital]

your famous impression of a disabled. :'-]

[plantchamber]

Chris Martin looks like Dr.House in the shades

[gboslol]

this is actually the funniest video i've ever seen.. both geniuses!!

[ARHCxXxOO7]

Such lads lol

[donnellyt9]

He says "paid for a bypass" as in a motorway bypass (taxed money being used by the gov. for infrastructure etc.)

[keesyvon]

hahahahahahahahahahaha Love ITTTTTTTTTTT

[anuptightdelight]

I wonder who that is in the background at 1:18...?? hmmm

[chickenfillets74]

Ha you can tell he said retard impression and then edited it later.

[ignasio100]

its jenson button you idiots!

[rockstarrist]

wat does he say at 1:11 ???????????

[meadowvideos]

@rockstarrist

To me, it sounds like he says "paper bypass" but I have no idea if that's an actual expression :) Maybe it means you're not paying taxes. Maybe he says something totally different. I'm sure we'll find out in a very pleasent comment very soon :)

[smileychick99]

You uploaded this on my birthday haha great video :)

[iloveneytiri]

both fucking funny

[poeticjustice1000]

Quick-witted, droll, intelligent, and talented. I'm slightly jealous of Gwyneth!

[KeystoDoors]

47 people buy clothes from chinese people

[SuperNoobTroll]

rickys jealous cuz he's not in radiohead

[a4senal101]

He looks like steven merchant in this video

[solidheir]

hahahahhhhaahahhaahahaaha this is impossibly good!!

[Neurotica87]

I've always loved english humour. Also loved Martin always but well that's not the point. What a pair this two haha.

[DramaticAarony]

has anyone noticed that the "impression of a disabled" bit is edited in? I've got some decent head phones on and it clearly cuts into a studio room recording.

[TheDeathofCamp]

@DramaticAarony He originally said 'impression of a thalidomide.' Someone thought this was probably too near the bone.

[321dizzy123]

@ministryofmoutz aha same here and im black!! :D i dont blame him lol i dont trust some black people either

[HodowlaJerzy]

at 1:12 he says: 'paypal bypass'

[ZaPpaul]

@HodowlaJerzy

He says 'Paid for a by-pass'

As in a new road....

[HodowlaJerzy]

@ZaPpaul oh, ok, sorry.

[1995tegs]

Some people won't understand this comedy.  Please meet the Americans y'all.

[GQmensah]

@tommygun0075 - Your comment made me laugh as much as this clip.. loool

[Polishaisdown]

What does he say from 1:10 to 1:12?

[akingoflimbs]

@Polishaisdown say from 1:10 to 1:12 He said:"well,now gwyneth..." "is (a) my boss" that's what i've heard

[00JakeR00]

@akingoflimbs He says, 'half of it was taxed.... to build a bypass'.

Bypass = road.

[tommygun0075]

anyone who congratulates themselves on getting the irony in this video is only slightly less thick than those who didn't get it.

[ryanloveshouse]

@tommygun0075 Hypocrite.

[Remmerem]

Hi, can you tell me what are they saying, about Gwyneth, please ? from 1:15 to 1:26.

[pinkyandnick]

Indian, the Chinese dont know what their doing-hahahaha

[pinkyandnick]

i think racism is a state of mind-hahaha

[tingDoll]

what he says at 1:12?

[michaelmcburger]

repping UCL!!

[RetroFreak85]

0:06 "Can I wear your sunglasses?" this guy is awesome.

[rockstarrist]

Gervais owned MArtin there!

[rockstarrist]

wat does he say at 1:13 ? cant get his accent

[MVFC2009]

@rockstarrist

"Is it alright if I pass" I think

[YEAHHH1234567]

@rockstarrist i think he says paid for a bypass..i THINK

[TheShabeyalda]

sweeeeeeeeet chrisyyyy

[santy300]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA i would've loved to be there

[piesRevil]

So funny. I love people who can make fun of themselves.

[tristanoutlaw86]

racism is a state of mind

[jaydoyle100]

Chris martin is ah arsehole!!!!!

[OracleUndone]

@jaydoyle100 u are a fool.

[sonyxperi]

racizxxxxxxxxxx.... jajaa is ok.

[Fosterscloseclan]

chris martin is similar to jenson button in almost all ways

[kbrinks]

I love how Ricky states it as "famously said" hahahahaha brilliant.

[UnholyMan122]

I always believed that apple paid him to name his child that...

[nandaroma]

u like indian stuff but you never do concert in india !

[indusvalleytrooper]

@nandaroma It was a Joke you idiot. Of course he doesn't by clothes from third world sweat shops! I think people need some lessons in irony

[VanishingWish]

@wimbutler Baaaahahaha! Flavour of the month? Try flavour of the decade and world's most famous comedian. Flavour of the month is just a wrong statement. It's not opinion; it's simply a fictitious statement, whether you like it or not. Look him up, see how wrong you are.

[no1GeorgeBarnett]

@VanishingWish I agree. Ricky (and Steve)'s material just gets better and better as time goes on, going from strength to strength.

[wimbutler]

@VanishingWish so .... let me get it right .... flavour of the month is wrong , but flavour of the decade is right .... am lost :(

[VanishingWish]

@wimbutler All downhill? Yeah, those awards were a mistake.

Pretty much everything that Ricky has done that came after The Office is funnier than The Office.

[wimbutler]

@VanishingWish well like i say each 2 there own , and awards that dosent mean much , only that u are flavour of the month . david brent =rickey gervais . lol that is the funiest part of it :)

[undrugged]

Mr Chris Martin....EAT WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!!!!

[wimbutler]

omg .... ricky is sooooo not funny ..... he actually is david brent :)

[courtmanr]

@wimbutler yeah man, all those award winning comedy shows were just a mistake I suppose. Do you find that you're often the butt of jokes?

[wimbutler]

@courtmanr no not really :) ... do you think this is funny ? well each 2 there own ..... the office was great , but im afraid its bin all down hill since then ...... and like i said .. he is david brent ... thats why he played him so well :)

[OracleUndone]

@wimbutler ricky gervais is the opposite to brent, and if you were anythinggreater than a thick cunt who doesnt understand acting when they see it, u would know that and not look like a fuckin idiot

[loknloll]

chris martin is not funny. he's a ''plant pot'', as liam gallagher, famously, once said....

[OracleUndone]

@loknloll liam gallagher is a talentless cunt, so who gives a fuck what he said

[mintieswrappers]

Ricky is trying so hard not to laugh until he just bursts out xD

[VanishingWish]

What do you mean I can't play Frogger? BLEUGH!

[moodini99]

Chris Martin should do comedy. He's hilarious

[poshnile]

what an odd couple

[stefan90210]

What is Gervais saying at 1:17 your wife Gwyneth is obviously a.. what?

[jimmyhillmusic]

@stefan90210 welsh lass

[VanishingWish]

The old Roman knob on a stick.

[thefalleninc]

"Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about"

[Jordey24]

You guys are funny. Chris is NEVER serious.

[disgruntledanimals]

"you named your child Apple, obviously after the computer firm."

that was just wonderful.

[theseekerr]

"When you see 'em in films, they're running about an' that and everyone likes an octopus."

[EtherealVortex]

It is a JOKE folks

[DaSolidAce]

ricky gervais laugh is nasty lmao

[falseangelwing]

One of them is funny and one isn't. Guess which is which!

[NineInchWilly]

@falseangelwing

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT

[falseangelwing]

@NineInchWilly Are you mad?

[CaptianObviousIII]

@NineInchWilly u mad? u mad bro? u mad DAWG?

[Jazsebastion]

hahaha 2/3 of the best people in the world the other one is BOWIE ;)

chris martin is a funny bastard aswell, his learnt from ricky

[alexc132]

gervais - hero...martin - thought he was an idiot but this video makes me think he is alllreet.

[VIL388]

Damn this guy is a douche bag. Can't believe I look up to him around X&Y era.

[zrzk]

@VIL388 .......it's a joke.

[OracleUndone]

@VIL388 u are truly retarded. do u know what that word means?

[freedomtrain007]

I don't trust famous people

[1crazyzoo]

funny stuff

[sagarmanglani20]

bravado....well said...rascism is a state of mind!

i agree wid him i don trust black people

[Dzakovich000]

Ricky has the best laugh.

[appletini76]

This is funny...haha, they are both brilliant!

[celts1984]

i was waiting for the impression

[robboz00]

"famous impression of a disabled" sounds dubbed in?

[Richyn1988]

@robboz00 I think you're right there sir! It just comes out of no where and theres no noise or anything. It's not even cut together well which shows it up.

[Johnny6666]

@robboz00 It does, doesn't it?

[PrincessAmy777]

Chris is one funny guy.

[TheRealAndrewJackson]

Chris Martin sounds a little like Gareth

[letichiabrando]

porfa me hacen el fabor de traducirlo?????

[agent9987]

"Racism is just a state of mind" lol Y did it hav 2 end there? It could've been hilarious. lol

BTW, i still dont understand 1:11-1:37. I understand what the joke was about, but somewhere along it's hard to understand what they're both saying. Can someone clarify word for word? Thanks in advance!

[240585birthday]

chris still anwrn rickys question bout how he namd his daughter apple for money and says sum of it was taxed, the bit you couldnt hear was him sayn "to pay for a bypass" they talk bout his wife and rick asks him how do they comunicate coz he's joking about her bein welsh, chris then says "like u wer sayn earlier, you gave sum clever clogs answer" ricky laughs sayn "clever clogs!" and den chris says "We communicate thro lawyers!" an rick says "And estate agents! you use bruce foxton!"

[willow834]

hahaha i coukdn't stop laughting

quite difficult to understand for me, (i'm still learning english)

but this this video it's hilarious!

[ministryofmoutz]

"Now.. you've famously said you don't trust black people"

I cracked up.

[yonataneshel]

God I love Gervais but I just can't understand what heir saying because of their accent.. would anyone put a transcript? cheers.

[NineInchWilly]

@yonataneshel

...

[jaryd12345]

@yonataneshel Stick to comedians from your own country then, son :-D

[JoshMufc101]

@yonataneshel

you can't understand him? you must struggle with any english speakers then, it's pretty clear.

[yonataneshel]

@JoshMufc101

did it ever cross your mind that some cheeky people out there are actually rude enough to speak British English as their mother tongue? amazing and shocking, I know, alas, this is the case.. get over it.

[JoshMufc101]

@yonataneshel

all i'm saying is you must struggle to understand anyform of english langauge, everything here is said very clearly. you must just be retarded.

[BittersweetHistory]

This video is HILARIOUS!

[WillShakespeare2007]

I am shocked at Chris Martin. He behaved even worse than he did on that acting documentary "extras". I now discover he is a fox hunting Tory that does not trust black people. I now intend to burn all of his records, well as soon as I get a chance to go and buy them.

[alllexm]

You know he's kidding right?

[alllexm]

@WillShakespeare2007 That's a joke too!!!

[crushxcrushxbaby]

@WillShakespeare2007 yeah actually was joking. you should check out some of chris' charities. the whole reason this is funny in because his personality is so opposite of this.

[Sabertron1337]

@WillShakespeare2007 I think you're just trying to be ironic =P

[WillShakespeare2007]

@Sabertron1337 Correct! I refered to "Extras" as "an acting documentary" and said I would have to buy all his albums in order to burn them. All this on a video that is itself being ironic and still I got 4 comments from people that thought I was serious. Well, you got it anyway.

[OracleUndone]

@WillShakespeare2007 u are stupid

[WillShakespeare2007]

@OracleUndone - Your fucking stupid as what I wrote was obviously a joke. Now fuck off back into your sorrow hole troll.

[OracleUndone]

@WillShakespeare2007 yeah i realised that when i read your earlier comment. my apologies

[OracleUndone]

@WillShakespeare2007 but theres no need to go off like that you cunt. maybe had your joke not been so wank ppl like me wudnt give you shit about it

[yellowfan93]

You do know that this was all a joke right? Ricky Gervais just has that sort of humour...

[CBFHEL]

what a douche bag

[ottopotomas]

do you all hear how when Ricki says "Famous impression of a disabled" he is actually doing a voice over from a studio? I wonder what Ricki actually said in the interview that he had to cut out.

[batemapa]

@ottopotomas i think i heard he said retarded or something