The Jelly Doughnut

[PREZILLA2009]

Funniest Soldier in the world Lol R Lee Ermey FOREVER.

[tryfe10]

"If it wasn't for dike heads like you there wouldn't be any thievery in this world would there?? "Sir no sir" "GET DOWN".. "Well now lets just see if there's anything missing" LMFAO poor fucking private pyle man that had to be the worst donate he ever ate lol

[Uriel3766]

......"You people have NOT given Pvt. Pile the "proper motivation". Yeah, THAT'S going to "motivate" the platoon I must say. As for the cadence, what they are REALLY thinking NOW is "1 - 2 - 3 - 4, Let's all shove Pile right out the door!!!" Well, that's ALMOST what Basic is REALLY like. Almost. TY for uploading!!!

[toalazlo6]

is a delicious jelly doughnut worth everyone hating you? yes!

[MsYungPoet]

Lol... jelly doughnut

[gaybathroomsex]

I could just imagine Larry Craig squirting jelly slime out of his rancid butthole in an airport bathroom, and hyperlocking somebody to swallow it.  Oh my would that give a new meaning to the term "jelly doughnut" since Larry Craig is just some contradictingly gay senator who turns gay men on to sodomize his highly orgasmic butthole!

Oh my is Full Metal Jacket so funny like that!

[Vanidosa513]

LOL!! We had a COOKIE MONSTER!!!! LMFAO!!!! I still lock my sh!t to this day!

[frezdead1]

so it wasn't filmed at s,corolina. perris island. you just burst my bubble ,thanks ha ha .

[mikhelandrew]

mmmmm, jelly donut

[aj7821]

HHHWWWWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[JOXCY]

What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

[Ranbo85]

22 people own us a jellydonuts

[frezdead1]

we had one too ,navy recruit center san diego 1981 . he got a marching party one night, nex't night , he ran his head into the shower walls (tile) till he passed out. never saw him again.

[dmchristy7038]

2:06 the guy on the right flinches

[cn3z]

A JELLY DOUGHNUT?!?!

[humbertabe]

holy dogshit damn good movie no discrimination

[supobostarman]

I think anyone in boot has had someone like that. I know we did and every other former soldier/marine/airman I've ever known has said the same.

[soulbreather666]

@supobostarman i had a guy like that through a book at me and a dodged it and it hit the person behind me

[frezdead1]

@soulbreather666 to badd it wasn't your company commander huh???

[Kaarlo]

We had fucknut like that in our squad, always fooling something up just because he was so freaking stupid. He was bit fat too, like Pyle. Well he didn't shot himself, but had sense to leave in time.

[Mrreapet31]

Sir?

[J1613R]

I felt like Pyle in the police academy...I couldn't walk down the goddamn hallway without drawing attention to myself for one reason or another...usually out of my own stupidity... Great movie; Hollywood don't make em like this anymore...

[frezdead1]

@J1613R wasn't hollywood that made this ,it was genieous STANLEY KUBRIK. r.i.p. and it was made in the phillepines not hollywood.

[coops206]

@frezdead1 It was actually filmed at Bassingbourne Barracks with the Vietnam scenes filmed at Beckton Gas works and the Isle of Dogs, London UK

[Lazyboii159]

"Private Pyle, why is your foot locker unlocked!"

"Sir, I don't know sir!" lol

[bluegillmich]

a good sergeant

[frezdead1]

@bluegillmich you mean GUNNEY.

[Ineedmoney5234]

I left my footlocker unlocked one time...somehow my footlocker ended up hitting me in the chest lol. Never had any more problems after that.

[4lifebloods]

And somebody plz explain why did the sergeant let him eat the donut?

[MrSkaramanga]

@4lifebloods to make him feel shame and guilt and for the others to feel hatred for him. Seargant magnifies the problem and highlights it in his own way.

[ajones35]

@4lifebloods And what Pyle should be doing is eating the donut quickly. :D

[4lifebloods]

YESSS !!!! At 1:32 I knew that he was going to say "because I was hungry sir" lol .... But I haven't watched this movie at all ... Somehow I knew maybe mind reading Lmfao .... The poor fat baldy is hungry and wants a jelly doughnut "because I was hungry sir"XD. Ok I will continue to watch it but I hope that the drill sergeant doesn't waste the donut:(

[firestaradam]

This is one of the best Vietnam movies ever made. IMO

[omgitsmikegravel]

This is where Goren learned his best interrogation methods.

[wskcreed7]

So if he would of locked is footlocker, he wouldnt had killed himself and everything would be fine. Haha that sucks!XD

[gamer5122]

that doughnut looked pretty good..

[appleman2500]

this is something all these guys and none of them had a smile on there face when he yelled a jelly doughnut

[Diablo2Guy1]

"Jesus H. Christ!''

[mitsubishidiamante]

because you are a fat discusting fat body prv pyle! lol

[dontbotherreading]

id jump him for this...

[zequelll]

OPEN YOUR MOUTH THEIR PAYING FOR IT YOU EAT IT!

[IamCaptainMan]

If I was supposed to it the doughnut after knowing how angry they would be with me I would be sick not even able to eat that doughnut

[Fawksau]

Guess I better lay off the doughnuts then

[luckysod04]

They should've based the whole movie around basic.

[MrKUBRICKIAN]

@luckysod04 LOL Then kubrick and ermey would have probably been sued for making everyone deaf.I thought it reached the perfect climax,what else could they possibly cover?Of course im one of the few i guess who's grown to like the vietnam part more.

[mejia1911]

I remember if your footlocker was locked but your lock didn't have the zero at the twelve o'clock position...stand the fuck by to get thrashed by the DI's

[brian651msp]

@mejia1911 I've heard that but never got why. Locked is locked regardless of the zero position on most locks, isn't it?

[4eyesid]

Numb Nuts ! lol

[BoombabysRM]

fuuuuck we had a guy like that.

[Adarvuli]

i remember seeing this for the first time when i was little, fucking awesome :)

[chipsdips]

any idiot that would say that all americans look like that is a fkn faggot,why are u look'n at a guy like that & stfu

[getalife67]

Most Americans are distugisting fat bodies.

[COD5Junky]

@getalife67 Some Americans may be offended by that, but I'm not. Cause its fucking true -_-

[YouAreABunghole]

@getalife67

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[OutlawSouljah89]

@getalife67 Haha all of them are

[glitterpink100]

@getalife67 Not true.

[KBChronicler1]

That fat fuck was trying hard as shit not to smile as he ate it...fuck vietnam

[jonnychadootz]

Every time I watch this scene I want to yell Throw the doughnut on the floor and start doing pushups. Maybe they wont beat ur ass with soap bars in socks, just maybe....

[Jodar5]

This is the movie that disheartened me from joining the marines when I graduate...

[MrKUBRICKIAN]

@Jodar5 That's why it's the best,no other war film has that effect,All the others make you WANT to join.

[oblivionfan345Tony]

@Jodar5 Don't be a CoD fag

[Jodar5]

@oblivionfan345Tony I don't play CoD there is a song that fits me.../watch?v=aWD-niiEjRg&ob=a­v3e

[ooshdababy]

I love how Ermy's head just freezes when he spots it in the locker.it was the last thing he was expecting to see.

[whanethewhip]

HAHA! This brings back the memories. When I going through BT I was a squad leader with a top bunk. The ceiling was tiled and I stashed tons of food up there as well as my portable and then sold food to the other recruits. I would volunteer for duty at night then walk to a convenience store on base and buy shit. Every so often everyone would get caught but the CC was too dumb to check the ceiling so I just kept selling. No one ratted on me because everyone wanted their candy and chips.

[RayquazasLilGirl]

@whanethewhip wow u got some balls.

[Mandalore289]

Because of this very scene, my footlocker will always be locked.

[258legolas]

@Mandalore289 going to hid your gay porno mags in there then? jk im sorry if this offends someone

[itzchuknorriz]

troooleee jeeesuusss what the fuck is that

[111badbiddy]

best scene in the whole movie

[Earych]

Pyle went on to star in Law and Order: Crimial Intent, one of my favorite shows. His character is just as damaged :)

[mortarsquad]

lee Erney created the bulling

[sam9116]

if he just locked his footlocker........

[mkl62]

@z3rok0ol21 Amen. It's LBJ's fault.

[4bollin]

Outstanding private pile you are definitely born again hard

[greatcthulhu24]

"Ho-lee Jesus..."

[jalonzo31]

Lol and the way I see it ladies yo OWE me for ONE jelly donut

[PatrickLAValleyGuy]

They have jelly doughnuts in the marines? Seems kind of feminine and soft, eh?

[TheRandomguy2011]

@PatrickLAValleyGuy They don't really, it's a joke.

[FluffyPoofPoof]

@PatrickLAValleyGuy Hey. Even big, strong, lethally trained Killers who can snap your neck with a finger need the delicious escape that is...The Jelly Doughnut.

[soulofthenorth]

@FluffyPoofPoof fat buddy aint a 'big, strong, lethally trained Killers who can snap your neck with a finger' though, hes just a fat shit...;)

[FluffyPoofPoof]

@soulofthenorth You have a good point there. XP

[TehAlphaGamer]

Hole-ey Jesus...

[kenzielingford13]

no sur because i am heavey

[taddlywaddly]

If I was him I would enjoy the fuck out of that donut before all hell came crashing down on me later.

[thecolaratlady]

@taddlywaddly and boy did it huh

[kmtown043]

@taddlywaddly If I was him I'd eat it very quickly..the quicker he eats it the sooner the pushups end...

[dazdogman]

19 people had unlocked foot lockers...

[meoldfruit]

because you were hungry !

[ke228]

If only he locked his foot locker.

[TheTERM1000]

@ke228 i was thinking the same thing.

[ke228]

"A JELLY DOUGHNUT???!!!"

[terminator199008]

i remember that crap in BMT. everyone got punished. EVERYONE

[itzchuknorriz]

eating a jelly donut instead of push ups I think so...

[Da1337Man]

@itzchuknorriz knowing what awaits me later, id rather take the former....

[angelolo118]

I love Borito!

[Darkwood5555]

I ate a jelly doughnut recently and I couldn't stop thinking about this scene!

[30inventionman]

Tht drill sergeant has the right idea

[cripplehawk]

@30inventionman Don't call them Drill Sergeant. They are called Drill Instructors.

Drill Sergeant are Army.

[410missmonkeyful]

Frank Sutton: still the quintessential Marine D.I.

[mkl62]

This is my jelly doughnut, Hartman. There are many like it but this one is mine!

[chyatt4]

"BECAUSE YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FAT-BODY PRIVATE PYLE!" LOL!

[DustinOfPersonality]

NEW YOUTUBE LAYOUT IS RELEASED

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"

[ixcuincle]

When will R Lee Ermey be on The Biggest Loser

I would watch that

[somekidzenvy]

"If there is ONE THING I HATE, its an unlocked footlocker!" lol, only a DI can make something so stupid so funny. RAHH!!!!!!

[sniperboy127]

"Holy Jesus, what is that, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!" LMFAO

[EdgeZXY]

the most popular line ever WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!

[trugangsta4real]

"........Pop that blister......."

LOL

[CharlesRLingerfelt]

"Holy jeezuz! What the fuck is that?!"

[lindaspartan058]

nd did this remind anyone else of the wire hanger scene from mommy dearest?

[lindaspartan058]

and this is why marines clean thier plates

[calebfrazier3871]

The best doughnut of his live.

[TheToxicPenguin]

Private 'Pile' Trolol

[CharlyDontSurf]

@blingblaw: You're right, Private "Pyle" is played by Vincent D'Onofrio, who also played Detective Goren for years on Law & Order:CI.

[pogoham]

Hooolly Jesus, what is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

[MrAlexH1991]

I'll bet that was the worst feeling ever that Pyle was having when he had to eat that jelly doughnut.

[blingblaw2003]

is Pile that guy from Law and order Criminal Intent?... everytime i see the guy, that's the first person i think of.

[Ferariiman]

@blingblaw2003 yeap

[meoldfruit]

BECAUSE YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FAT BODY PRIVATE PILE !

[jgagz73]

Poor Bobby!

[IAMREALLYANNOYED123]

EVERYONE BUT TUBBY HERE DOES PUSHUPS WHILE HE EATS A FUCKING DONUT! THAT SHOWS YOU NOT TO DISLIKE THIS VIDEO!

[DeathReady4Ever]

He is not fat. He is big boned

[DeathReady4Ever]

18 people were hungry..

[mastercory399]

1:01 WTF IS THAT?!

[DVMO897]

@mastercory399 best line in the world!! And also how he said it!

[Badgaldinger]

@brendanaruba One! Two! Three! Four! You! Tube's! What-I-Live! For!

[brendanaruba]

@Badgaldinger hahahaha

[stikfigzxD]

What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THIS PRIVATE PYLE?

SIR A JELLY DONUGHT, SIR!

[elmoworldcub4]

i love how he just casually eats the doughnut in front of everyone shows how much he wants it :/

[typhhons]

18 people have dishonored themselves.

[meoldfruit]

because you are a disgusting fat body pile !

[brendanaruba]

holy jesus what is that? what the fuck is that????? best part :P

[DustinOfPersonality]

@brendanaruba 1, 2, 3, 4, I LOVE YOU-TUBE, 1 2 3 4 I LOVE YOU-TUBE! xD

[tconst17]

$5000 bet that most marines like priavte pyle end up as cops,,, stupid, somewhat psycho and fat, that get a badge and "earn" the respect nobody ever gave them, for good reason,, they never deserved any.

[24Rorschach]

@tconst17 u mad bro?

[fbibarbie]

Wow that is literaly exactly what happend when one guy in are flight had peanut butter not even kidding it was just like that but more yelling and cussing and the MTI was way more pissed off and then we pushed all day and the guy who stole the peanut butter had to eat a fuck ton of peanut butter funny now but trust me was not funny at the time thats actully one of the most effective punishments punishing everyone else for your mistake trust me it really fucking sucks.

[mkl62]

@fbibarbie When I was in Navy boot camp (1986), PO2 Waldo mashed a company because they were giving the company petty officers flack. He mashed them for an hour, minus the PO's. He then brought the PO's back and they did one push-up together. One smart-ass screamed out that that was just one for the PO's. Waldo wanted to know who said it. That was all he wanted. The recruit wouldn't confess so Waldo mashed them for another hour, minus the PO's. If he had confessed, Waldo would have ended it.

[PerverseElement]

@mkl62 NAVY boot isn't snot compared to USMC boot....

[mkl62]

@PerverseElement I know because I went through it. But I will always remember that incident with Waldo, who was known as The White Tornado. All he wanted from that recruit was a confession. That was all he wanted. If that recruit had confessed, Waldo would have ended the mash and let that company go about its business. But, as I said, that recruit would not confess to making that remark.

[blargation]

"A jelly doughnut?"

"Ich bin ein Berliner, Sir!"

[SliceX3]

0:57 "Holly Jesus..."

[mikeright26]

National Guard!

[crazyredneck171]

you are a disgusting fat body thats why private pile!

[TheQueHegan]

@horr0r48

This man should have been awarded an Oscar for his role......so f***ng brilliant:D

[macsdestroypcs]

0:50-1:12 Joker's hands aren't even

[johnsnake71]

What movie is this?

[Syst3mDowngrade]

@johnsnake71 full metal jacket

[johnsnake71]

@Syst3mDowngrade Thanks.

[jjjackson5564]

They still do this shit in the Australian army in basic training

[TunnelRatoscarmike]

@jjjackson5564 what eat jelly donuts?

[jjjackson5564]

@TunnelRatoscarmike No if someone fucks up, everyone else pays for it

[TunnelRatoscarmike]

@jjjackson5564 im just messing with ya dude lol

[jjjackson5564]

@TunnelRatoscarmike lol

[darky5566778899]

"omg,what is that,WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" XD

[123desus]

"Holly Jesus"

[48tank]

I would've lol so hard xD

[HanniesSitters]

Yummy I get a donut while everyone does push ups. De-lish

[countmall]

2:31 "Hmmm... worth it"

[hursti05]

I;ll be mad as fuck at him

[5000mtx]

sweet i still got my donut :D

[mkl62]

One thing that would get a pvt. punished was Pyle's response. Several times he said "I." I thought that when a Marine Pvt. responded to his DI, he was to refer to himself as The Private. If he refers to himself as I, he is putting himself over the DI. If he says YOU to the DI, he is talking down to him.

[congratulazione]

@mkl62 Absolutely correct. They would have beat us silly if we said "I". We ALWAYS referred to ourselves as "The Private"  So, to answer Hartman's question "How did it get here" the correct response should have been "Sir, the private took it from the mess hall, Sir"

[iammjolnir]

@congratulazione Well to be fair, he's already WAY up Shit creek, so why not dig himself in a little deeper?

[tonymontana1974]

"SIR YES SIR"

[imlisteningify]

By today standards, that guy wouldn't be considered fat.

[momwer23]

@imlisteningify unfortunately ur right



[999basille]

@imlisteningify hes a little chubby not fat lol

[GinjaNinja3O]

@imlisteningify amen to that. if hartman saw today's fat bodies, his EYES would be in a world of shit.

[imlisteningify]

@GinjaNinja3O Yeah, compared to the fat people today, he looks skinny.

[388Jhon]

@GinjaNinja3O Ha! Hartman is one letter away from Cartman X)

[davahn122]

@GinjaNinja3O he is still alive -_-

[truffelnootje]

@imlisteningify unfortunally yes XD

[TheShoeBadou]

@imlisteningify Not for Army, anyway.

[DarthSinistris]

@imlisteningify He'd probably be considered quite trim by today's standards....in the US, at least.

[imlisteningify]

I agree.

[erickliddell]

if it wasnt for dickheads like you there wouldnt be any thivery in this world would it? get down. WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT?!!

[TyranofROBLOX]

My reaction to the new ROBLOX... -_-

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