god, I hope this stupid Final Destination 5 commercial doesn't goes on like 2 months. I want to punch my Computer after seeing it like 200 times and can't skip it
Why do none of these episodes have their direct sequels in the "Suggestions" column - it's always two episodes in front, or one back. As Freeman would probably ask, "WHY?"
@noohshab I know why it takes him soo long to upload a new episode , its becouse this series is so popular he gets so mutch money for each episode he wants to do it all his life , lets remember this is not even 50% of half life and he still has half life 2 episode one and two and posiblly by the time he finishes it all half life 3 will be out so he actually may earn money all his life by dooing this series
@F1brawfa I don't think people are gonna be into hearing him talk for that long a period of time. I admit he's awesome, but after a few years of watching these, I think I'd lose interest.
@gelu4056 not unless he's living in Austria with a hot wife in a mansion with a trained sea turtle, ninja claws, taxidermed alien, playing alien kickball
@THETALLBLACKKID He's already said that as long as interest stays up and everyone keeps watching it by the time he finishes the first one, that he'd do Half-Life 2
What he meant was, "Hey yeah, pump out all that bilge water in the generator room, turn the power on to the generator, shoot everyone in sight, then come back on turn on the D.C. generator, then go down to the storage room and roll a spool up here, then bust some pliers and electrical tapes so you can lay down some H.B. cable, then just bust through a wall and wire up a new circuit, then do the same thing on the other side of the complex, and yeah you'll have that train running within a month."
"back back back back! yyiyiyiyiiyiyiyiyiyiyi!"
ShamanG0M00 1 day ago
" Big doctor frankenstien switchs for everything" aahhh that was a good laugh
clikityclak 1 day ago
He did too eat Doritos
Eric69418 2 days ago
145 people are optimists...
Ahlywog 3 days ago
5:00 "Im sure I worked off those Doritos hours ago" <--- He dident eat the Doritos
CONTINUITY ERROR :C
TrippleUnderscore 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
Meow, Meow, Meow, ..., Rwrggggg
ht448 1 week ago
Wow, for once, none of the suggested videos are perverted...
*Hits the back button*
Bittergamer1886 3 weeks ago 2
2:59 - 3:24 best part!
Razer1103 3 weeks ago
I'm gonna take a crap. When I'm back, this comment better be top-rated.
sErgEantaEgis12 3 weeks ago
@sErgEantaEgis12 long crap, doucher.
joplimat 3 weeks ago
@sErgEantaEgis12 either you did not get what u wanted or your taking a REALLY long crap
noblegamer47 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@noblegamer47 Nah, looks like that didn't worked out as I planned :(
sErgEantaEgis12 2 weeks ago
1.Im a gopher
2.Im a pirate
3.Im a cat
Danimalx3 3 weeks ago
@Danimalx3 Don't forget monkey god!
audball911 2 weeks ago
"the bigger they are, the cooler they are to kill" that belongs on a t-shirt.
MrProminance1 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 4
It'll take him 10+ years to do Half-Life 2.... probably...
jeffmakesgames1 4 weeks ago
man i wish this guy was my relative and he'd be all like, 'fuck you, my pictures rock! here's me killing a bipedal alien the size of a truck...'
ireallygotnothing 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@ireallygotnothing LMFAO!!
dreamera1 1 month ago
Favorite part: "I'm a cat! Meow. Meow. Growwllll. HISSS!"
FemmeAnime 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
XD - "boy, optimists are retards".
fucking love this shit!
KurtKokaine1 1 month ago
Somewhere out there, there's a God that hates Gordon Freeman.
And this is proof.
ThunderCavalier 1 month ago
Those cat shounds killed me XD mostly the hissing part
lostaunau11 1 month ago
Fu*k You, you're pictures sux, look at mine ahahahaha xD
mroovax 1 month ago
"The bigger they are, the cooler they are to kill" FUCK YEAH !
Pelanthor 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 12
Homer Simpson lol WOOHOO 2:29
Zona737 2 months ago
2:28
Woohoo!
Homer?!?!
TheGuilleSuit 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
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TheGuilleSuit 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
awesome
stazox 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
lol just like that part in futurama
What really killed off the dinosaurs?
MEEE!
waffledude111111 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Can we stop with the 16 second intros? Is this really even needed?
XxEyesightxX 2 months ago
U r a monkey or a kat?
LoL25096 2 months ago
@LoL25096 a monkey-cat-thing
Crowbars357 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
the security guard was blue in th last episode but now he green ???
L33Ennis 2 months ago
Freeman is cooler than chuck noris
blueravenvg 2 months ago 7
everyone should put the effort into voting down the top comments that quote the these videos
fullysickkebab1 2 months ago
@fullysickkebab1 nah, but i did put in some effort in voting down your comment. *whew* that was hard work.
KurtKokaine1 1 month ago
im a cat miau miau miau xD
teeworldadict 2 months ago
Why the fuck are top comments just quotes from the video? Smh tards.
BallPlayerAND1 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
that wouldnt hurt, im a cat.. meow meow meow
blackarmyognaget 2 months ago
You should do half life 2 when your done
InsaneNightmarePanda 3 months ago 84
@InsaneNightmarePanda it'll be like 4 years before he finishes this game lol
Thunderbird457 2 weeks ago
@InsaneNightmarePanda it is half life 2
ChA0t1XClan 2 weeks ago
@ChA0t1XClan Um... no. No it isn't.
asparagusoffice 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
@ChA0t1XClan this is half life 1
Deam01337 1 week ago
@ChA0t1XClan are you fucking retarded or are you just trolling
halogod62 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
@ChA0t1XClan It's Half-Life: Source. It uses the same engine for HL2, but it's still HL1.
ajle9550 1 week ago
@ajle9550 That can be noticed from miles! The water and Havok physics!
deadfishy666 1 week ago
i made the same mistake with the turn table......just so stupid
tapeafriend 3 months ago
dude you should make other "mind" episodes. Like from the other versions of the half-life 1 game. Like "opposing force" and "blue shift" :3
well then again, they can't all have this same awesome personality :D
Mangaman1100 3 months ago
Meow!!!!
VannahWilson 3 months ago
YAY he finally took the relover
BlasterDoughnut 3 months ago
Lol at 2:30 In the homer voice he says "Woohoo"
BDK1999 3 months ago in playlist Freeman's Mind
take a good look kids this is one of the last surviving machinima series. I guess after a while a new generation of machinima makers will come along
Nicholosity 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
The bigger they are the cooler they are to kill
c4r151 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
In the beginning he said... "But why did I waste all this time doing YOU!!" that's what freeman said...
iamadonutface 3 months ago
> Kills Giant Alien
> Cant climb Ledge
dimentiosbigfan 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@dimentiosbigfan hur hur hur
BlasterDoughnut 3 months ago
He thinks alot,that is why he doesent say anything
krompir01234 3 months ago
Pap3rcut1337 it's a cheat
DraKonfilms 3 months ago
lol @ 2:58 and on
johnproyal 3 months ago
lol like that time in futurama
what really killed off the dinosaurs?
MEEE!
waffledude111111 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
''YOUR A LIER, I CAN SEE WHY SOMEBODY SHOT U.''
tieblaster1 3 months ago
protonjohn is my cousin no joke
wackydude7 3 months ago
im a cat! meow!
TheFizzlerr 3 months ago
How does he walk around with no weapon?
PAP3RCUT1337 4 months ago
2:31 homer anyone ?
TheMiitchellPS3 4 months ago 2
THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK BLACK MESA IS THE ULTIMATE FREE RUNNING COURSE!!!
Trybut3 4 months ago
"That's why the Dinosaurs went extinct! ME!!"
XardionZ 4 months ago
dose this game work on mac
ticklemestudios 4 months ago
@ticklemestudios yes least thats what value said
Swilliam101 3 months ago
"The bigger they are, the cooler thay are to kill"
This sums up entire fps gaming expierence.
Rocketpojet 4 months ago 2
You rarely see creativity like this anymore
FeralSparky 4 months ago
@FeralSparky sadly true... :(
legendario13 4 months ago
Optimists are retards *thumbsup*
SavannahIsHereToStay 4 months ago
At the beginning of the episode i was litteraly waiting for him to pick up the .357
miauw62 4 months ago
Google Ads: Premature Ejaculation? CAll us now and...
I think my computer might be trying to tell me something .. :(
noquedaunbuennombre 5 months ago 93
@noquedaunbuennombre It times how long you view porn
RainbowManification 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
The bigger they are... the cooler they are to kill :D
BUGHUNTER6 5 months ago
Dinosaurs went extinct because of Freeman!!!
That's explain everything !!!
landship92 5 months ago
@landship92 and people said its all Chuck Norris' fault why dinosaurs are extinct
Trybut3 4 months ago
I think that I've heard that voice somewhere...
TheBlackOpticFTW 5 months ago
I love this guys voice....it's like a cross between Will Farrell and Napolian Dynamite
doepoacher 5 months ago
Here-s me shottin some troops because i-m hardcore xD
IceColdBlueSpike 5 months ago
god, I hope this stupid Final Destination 5 commercial doesn't goes on like 2 months. I want to punch my Computer after seeing it like 200 times and can't skip it
Nushnark 5 months ago
"WOOHOO" ..homer? :O
TheBlankiee 5 months ago
well that's why the dinosaurs went extinct: ME
xDD
Valathe 5 months ago
MEOW MEOW MEOW
LocoGroove 5 months ago
Will Ferrel killed the dinosaurs.
PyroBitch123 5 months ago
142 people had thier gun taken away by a man with a beard in an orange hazmat suit.
XxSHENRONxX 5 months ago
The bigger they are The cooler they are to kill
LilSegetv2 5 months ago 3
why is it that every single time that giant thing comes around, i get scared? maybe because i'm a girl or i'm just imagining me in that situation
KawaiiDiamond18 5 months ago
@KawaiiDiamond18 It's even worse when you're actually playing the game, because no matter how hard you try, the Garg' will catch up to you....ugh...
F4fullpower 5 months ago
@KawaiiDiamond18 ...are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think not.
groundbeef2 5 months ago
This happens every time when i get cocky xDDD
xHazardBoyx 5 months ago
hah,pipe with fire loves him)
Doctorowlukraine 5 months ago
thumbs up if u noticed that the injured guard's clothes changed colour every time freeman went away and came back lol
L3W3BOY 5 months ago
"The bigger they are the cooler they are to kill"
Grunt birthday party would like to have a word.
ABearOnAUnicycle 5 months ago 5
Morgan and Chell Freeman, bro and sis. I can see that happening
SmiteFieldProduction 5 months ago 3
everybody loves raymond dude
avogev 5 months ago
dbfjsdbfhhfrahrahhf YEAH! I KILLED IT
pauliex999 5 months ago
meow
s3an9000 5 months ago
Why do none of these episodes have their direct sequels in the "Suggestions" column - it's always two episodes in front, or one back. As Freeman would probably ask, "WHY?"
trueShazb0t 5 months ago
Okay Thats Close Enough .. Back .. Back ... Back . Back Back Back BACKBACKBACK BACKALALLAAKK!!!
noohshab 6 months ago 108
@noohshab back bakc BACK BACK BAKCKACABCKABCKABDYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYA
bobepuhuh 5 months ago
@noohshab I know why it takes him soo long to upload a new episode , its becouse this series is so popular he gets so mutch money for each episode he wants to do it all his life , lets remember this is not even 50% of half life and he still has half life 2 episode one and two and posiblly by the time he finishes it all half life 3 will be out so he actually may earn money all his life by dooing this series
F1brawfa 1 month ago
@F1brawfa I don't think people are gonna be into hearing him talk for that long a period of time. I admit he's awesome, but after a few years of watching these, I think I'd lose interest.
KurtKokaine1 1 month ago
Man optimists are RETARDS!
raphaelsauvagnactv 6 months ago
2:25 - 2:28 : epic BACK :))=))
ljlbuu1412 6 months ago
If I ever fight a giant monster of someone taller then me I'll say the bigger they are the cooler they are to kill :D
plzwork100 6 months ago
there should be a mind but for PORTAL!
myshcoolaccount 6 months ago
@myshcoolaccount there is. Chells mind.
deadpoolhulk 6 months ago
I like it when my poo is soft.
Kleenser 6 months ago
YAAAAY HE TOOK THE VOLVER! my ocd is no put to rest
jonatan007lbp 6 months ago
@jonatan007lbp He's not even gonna use it.
TheMultiEnabled 6 months ago
@jonatan007lbp lololollollol
baron8107 6 months ago
meow ~
meow ~
meow ~
maooooowwww ~
hishhhhhhh ~
J1GGYP3PP3R 6 months ago
The bigger they are, the cooler they are to kill ! ! !
Silencer2869 6 months ago 4
About fucking time he took the revolver...-_-;
junkrika 6 months ago
Why don't you do a Garett's mind? Garett is from the Thief series
Legoghost14 6 months ago
He's a monkey, he's a cat, he's Freeman.
Savci008 6 months ago 174
optomists are retards
zachisbeter 6 months ago
i like how when hes shot or really mad...he"ll say something like" god damnit shit piss fuck"
TheRyder808 6 months ago
Back back back BACKBACKBACK
1233889 6 months ago
Im a cat ...Meow Meow Meow...rrrrrrrrr....Shhhhhhh
1233889 6 months ago
"Thats why the dinosaurs went extinct, ME"
Radney12 6 months ago
how did the dying guard turn yellow?
shadowario 6 months ago
@zeroxadventzthatproves my point further
MrMegatwister 6 months ago
@gelu4056 not unless he's living in Austria with a hot wife in a mansion with a trained sea turtle, ninja claws, taxidermed alien, playing alien kickball
MrMegatwister 6 months ago
@MrMegatwister Forgot the Grapling Hook
ZeroXadvenTz 6 months ago
I love when he does the cat meow and hiss XD
RiddlerMiddler 6 months ago
Im cat ahhahahah
KaniHld 6 months ago
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]Meow!
Doctorowlukraine 6 months ago 54
HE FINALLY TOOK THE MAGNUM! only like 4 episodes late lol
boomboompow9296 6 months ago
Optimists are retards PESSIMISM FTW
ThwartAbyss54 6 months ago
gargantua rox
jalee91 6 months ago
lmao meow meow meow meroooow hiss!!!
Ligerman9000 6 months ago
2:30 you sounded like homer simpson
black00dice 6 months ago
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black00dice 6 months ago
@THETALLBLACKKID when hes done with the first one its possible he could
gelu4056 6 months ago
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i'm using this as a guide
xxplayer482xx 6 months ago
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they need to have this guy do this for the second one thumbs up if you agree
THETALLBLACKKID 6 months ago 120
@THETALLBLACKKID He's already said that as long as interest stays up and everyone keeps watching it by the time he finishes the first one, that he'd do Half-Life 2
SanctusEspiritus37 6 months ago
@THETALLBLACKKID I think he should first finish this.
vilkas8 6 months ago
ROFL!!
vleesevlons 6 months ago
meow! meow!! meoww!
Nebman1996 6 months ago
5:00 i thought he decided not to eat the doritos
Trakheed 7 months ago 3
Optimists are retards.
3DPlanets 7 months ago
@3DPlanets what, you prefer being pessimistic?
pedrod9basket 7 months ago
@pedrod9basket Just quoting the video. Now where are my 9001+ thumbs up?
3DPlanets 7 months ago
'Back, back, back, back, a;lkdsfj'aiohewfohalkgjlj!'
Spocky730 7 months ago
Nya
Lequan35 7 months ago
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*who even knows this song, THUMBS UP! or just search it*
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Ni Hao Nyan Goujasu Derishasu Dekaruchaa
*english*
Meow Meow Meow Meow Hello Meow gorgeaous delicouse deculture!
lenxlover1 7 months ago 3
where do you come up with the material to talk about?
Frankenbob22 7 months ago
meow
42421a 7 months ago
@42421a lol wannabe top comment?
SitOnYouProductions 7 months ago
Ross scott is a mix of John Ratzenberger, Peter Griffin, Homer simpson, and Rambo...
FeralBeth 7 months ago
2:25 !!!! back..backababababkabakbkabkab YES!
KnightKostas 7 months ago
@ShitKid1337 Yes you were
MrChickenfart123 7 months ago
Buzinga
MrChickenfart123 7 months ago
finnally he takes the gun!!!
Keeganinasphere 7 months ago 3
What he meant was, "Hey yeah, pump out all that bilge water in the generator room, turn the power on to the generator, shoot everyone in sight, then come back on turn on the D.C. generator, then go down to the storage room and roll a spool up here, then bust some pliers and electrical tapes so you can lay down some H.B. cable, then just bust through a wall and wire up a new circuit, then do the same thing on the other side of the complex, and yeah you'll have that train running within a month."
crystalmoon116 7 months ago 4
2 shirt ideas
"the bigger they are, the cooler they are to kill"
"optimists are retards"
poppadoms592 7 months ago 3
@poppadoms592 i love em'
jakfang5 7 months ago
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Paulbv17 7 months ago
meow
MORTALKOMBATRULZx123 7 months ago
who is this Pegi and what does she have to do with Gears of War 3?....
crazynny2 7 months ago
Am I the only one, that got scared when that huge-ass monter thing was following him?
ShitKid1337 7 months ago
Back babababback baaaack BACK!yeyeyeyeyeye! lmfao!
flyby501 7 months ago
why is lady gaga in the suggestion box?
MultiAnonymousdude 7 months ago
@MultiAnonymousdude Lucky, I got one about Haiti.
TacosAreWizard 7 months ago
@TacosAreWizard You're the lucky one...
KINDspotting 7 months ago
2:25 best part
SuperHellKnight666 7 months ago
I dont even know what your talking about, your just rambling but its so funny.
zezstyguys789 7 months ago
the more we progress into the show the more he curses lmao
zimdolaer 7 months ago
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avelione 7 months ago
@avelione hey why dont you make a vid about it instead of wasting comment space
MORTALKOMBATRULZx123 7 months ago
@MORTALKOMBATRULZx123 because I' dont want to waste my time showing myself to people like you
avelione 7 months ago
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HEY PEOPLE, CHECK OUT FM EPISODE 0! It's not added to the playlist yet :( youtube dot com/watch?v=bWqiagRDjmI
avelione 7 months ago
hiss
clearedtoengage 7 months ago
Notice the Guard at 0:30 is wearing different clothes than in the last episode. Hmmm.
PayasoMusic 8 months ago
it's like that episode in futurama
what really killed off the dinosaurs?
MEEE!!!
waffledude111111 8 months ago
supriseing you make good animal sounds
ilovedeathnote2 8 months ago