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  • "back back back back! yyiyiyiyiiyiyiyiyiyiyi!"

  • " Big doctor frankenstien switchs for everything" aahhh that was a good laugh

  • He did too eat Doritos

  • 145 people are optimists...

  • 5:00 "Im sure I worked off those Doritos hours ago" <--- He dident eat the Doritos

    CONTINUITY ERROR :C

  • Meow, Meow, Meow, ..., Rwrggggg

  • Wow, for once, none of the suggested videos are perverted...

    *Hits the back button*

  • 2:59 - 3:24 best part!

  • I'm gonna take a crap. When I'm back, this comment better be top-rated.

  • @sErgEantaEgis12 long crap, doucher.

  • @sErgEantaEgis12 either you did not get what u wanted or your taking a REALLY long crap

  • @noblegamer47 Nah, looks like that didn't worked out as I planned :(

  • 1.Im a gopher

    2.Im a pirate

    3.Im a cat

  • @Danimalx3 Don't forget monkey god!

  • "the bigger they are, the cooler they are to kill" that belongs on a t-shirt.

  • It'll take him 10+ years to do Half-Life 2.... probably...

  • man i wish this guy was my relative and he'd be all like, 'fuck you, my pictures rock! here's me killing a bipedal alien the size of a truck...'

  • @ireallygotnothing LMFAO!!

  • Favorite part: "I'm a cat! Meow. Meow. Growwllll. HISSS!"

  • XD - "boy, optimists are retards".

    fucking love this shit!

  • Somewhere out there, there's a God that hates Gordon Freeman.

    And this is proof.

  • Those cat shounds killed me XD mostly the hissing part

  • Fu*k You, you're pictures sux, look at mine ahahahaha xD

  • "The bigger they are, the cooler they are to kill" FUCK YEAH !

  • Homer Simpson lol WOOHOO 2:29

  • 2:28

    Woohoo!

    Homer?!?! 

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  • awesome

  • lol just like that part in futurama

    What really killed off the dinosaurs?

    MEEE!

  • Can we stop with the 16 second intros? Is this really even needed?

  • U r a monkey or a kat?

  • @LoL25096 a monkey-cat-thing

  • the security guard was blue in th last episode but now he green ???

  • Freeman is cooler than chuck noris

  • everyone should put the effort into voting down the top comments that quote the these videos

  • @fullysickkebab1 nah, but i did put in some effort in voting down your comment. *whew* that was hard work.

  • im a cat miau miau miau xD

  • Why the fuck are top comments just quotes from the video? Smh tards.

  • that wouldnt hurt, im a cat.. meow meow meow

  • You should do half life 2 when your done

  • @InsaneNightmarePanda it'll be like 4 years before he finishes this game lol

  • @InsaneNightmarePanda it is half life 2

  • @ChA0t1XClan Um... no. No it isn't.

  • @ChA0t1XClan this is half life 1

  • @ChA0t1XClan are you fucking retarded or are you just trolling

  • @ChA0t1XClan It's Half-Life: Source. It uses the same engine for HL2, but it's still HL1.

  • @ajle9550 That can be noticed from miles! The water and Havok physics!

  • i made the same mistake with the turn table......just so stupid

  • dude you should make other "mind" episodes. Like from the other versions of the half-life 1 game. Like "opposing force" and "blue shift" :3

    well then again, they can't all have this same awesome personality :D

  • Meow!!!!

  • YAY he finally took the relover

  • Lol at 2:30 In the homer voice he says "Woohoo"

  • take a good look kids this is one of the last surviving machinima series. I guess after a while a new generation of machinima makers will come along

  • The bigger they are the cooler they are to kill

  • In the beginning he said... "But why did I waste all this time doing YOU!!" that's what freeman said...

  • > Kills Giant Alien

    > Cant climb Ledge

  • @dimentiosbigfan hur hur hur

  • He thinks alot,that is why he doesent say anything

  • Pap3rcut1337 it's a cheat

  • lol @ 2:58 and on

  • lol like that time in futurama

    what really killed off the dinosaurs?

    MEEE!

  • ''YOUR A LIER, I CAN SEE WHY SOMEBODY SHOT U.''

  • protonjohn is my cousin no joke

  • im a cat! meow!

    

  • How does he walk around with no weapon?

  • 2:31 homer anyone ?

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK BLACK MESA IS THE ULTIMATE FREE RUNNING COURSE!!!

  • "That's why the Dinosaurs went extinct! ME!!"

  • dose this game work on mac

  • @ticklemestudios yes least thats what value said

  • "The bigger they are, the cooler thay are to kill"

    This sums up entire fps gaming expierence.

  • You rarely see creativity like this anymore

  • @FeralSparky sadly true... :(

  • Optimists are retards *thumbsup*

  • At the beginning of the episode i was litteraly waiting for him to pick up the .357

  • Google Ads: Premature Ejaculation? CAll us now and...

    I think my computer might be trying to tell me something .. :(

  • @noquedaunbuennombre It times how long you view porn

  • The bigger they are... the cooler they are to kill :D

  • Dinosaurs went extinct because of Freeman!!!

    That's explain everything !!!

  • @landship92 and people said its all Chuck Norris' fault why dinosaurs are extinct

  • I think that I've heard that voice somewhere...

  • I love this guys voice....it's like a cross between Will Farrell and Napolian Dynamite

    

  • Here-s me shottin some troops because i-m hardcore xD

  • god, I hope this stupid Final Destination 5 commercial doesn't goes on like 2 months. I want to punch my Computer after seeing it like 200 times and can't skip it

  • "WOOHOO" ..homer? :O

  • well that's why the dinosaurs went extinct: ME

    xDD

  • MEOW MEOW MEOW

  • Will Ferrel killed the dinosaurs.

  • 142 people had thier gun taken away by a man with a beard in an orange hazmat suit.

  • The bigger they are The cooler they are to kill

  • why is it that every single time that giant thing comes around, i get scared? maybe because i'm a girl or i'm just imagining me in that situation

  • @KawaiiDiamond18 It's even worse when you're actually playing the game, because no matter how hard you try, the Garg' will catch up to you....ugh...

  • @KawaiiDiamond18 ...are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think not.

  • This happens every time when i get cocky xDDD

  • hah,pipe with fire loves him)

  • thumbs up if u noticed that the injured guard's clothes changed colour every time freeman went away and came back lol

  • "The bigger they are the cooler they are to kill"

    Grunt birthday party would like to have a word.

  • Morgan and Chell Freeman, bro and sis. I can see that happening

  • everybody loves raymond dude

  • dbfjsdbfhhfrahrahhf YEAH! I KILLED IT

  • meow

    

  • Why do none of these episodes have their direct sequels in the "Suggestions" column - it's always two episodes in front, or one back. As Freeman would probably ask, "WHY?"

  • Okay Thats Close Enough .. Back .. Back ... Back . Back Back Back BACKBACKBACK BACKALALLAAKK!!!

  • @noohshab back bakc BACK BACK BAKCKACABCKABCKABDYAYAYYAYAYAY­YAYAYAYYA

  • @noohshab I know why it takes him soo long to upload a new episode , its becouse this series is so popular he gets so mutch money for each episode he wants to do it all his life , lets remember this is not even 50% of half life and he still has half life 2 episode one and two and posiblly by the time he finishes it all half life 3 will be out so he actually may earn money all his life by dooing this series

  • @F1brawfa I don't think people are gonna be into hearing him talk for that long a period of time. I admit he's awesome, but after a few years of watching these, I think I'd lose interest.

  • Man optimists are RETARDS!

  • 2:25 - 2:28 : epic BACK :))=))

  • If I ever fight a giant monster of someone taller then me I'll say the bigger they are the cooler they are to kill :D

  • there should be a mind but for PORTAL!

  • @myshcoolaccount there is. Chells mind.

  • I like it when my poo is soft.

  • YAAAAY HE TOOK THE VOLVER! my ocd is no put to rest

  • @jonatan007lbp He's not even gonna use it.

  • @jonatan007lbp lololollollol

  • meow ~

    meow ~

    meow ~

    maooooowwww ~

    hishhhhhhh ~

  • The bigger they are, the cooler they are to kill ! ! !

  • About fucking time he took the revolver...-_-;

  • Why don't you do a Garett's mind? Garett is from the Thief series

  • He's a monkey, he's a cat, he's Freeman.

  • optomists are retards

  • i like how when hes shot or really mad...he"ll say something like" god damnit shit piss fuck"

  • Back back back BACKBACKBACK

  • Im a cat ...Meow Meow  Meow...rrrrrrrrr....Shhhhhhh

  • "Thats why the dinosaurs went extinct, ME"

  • how did the dying guard turn yellow?

  • @zeroxadventzthatproves my point further

  • @gelu4056 not unless he's living in Austria with a hot wife in a mansion with a trained sea turtle, ninja claws, taxidermed alien, playing alien kickball

  • @MrMegatwister Forgot the Grapling Hook

  • I love when he does the cat meow and hiss XD

  • Im cat ahhahahah

  • HE FINALLY TOOK THE MAGNUM! only like 4 episodes late lol

  • Optimists are retards PESSIMISM FTW

  • gargantua rox

  • lmao meow meow meow meroooow hiss!!!

  • 2:30 you sounded like homer simpson

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  • @THETALLBLACKKID when hes done with the first one its possible he could

  • @THETALLBLACKKID He's already said that as long as interest stays up and everyone keeps watching it by the time he finishes the first one, that he'd do Half-Life 2

  • @THETALLBLACKKID I think he should first finish this.

  • ROFL!!

  • meow! meow!! meoww!

  • 5:00 i thought he decided not to eat the doritos

  • Optimists are retards.

  • @3DPlanets what, you prefer being pessimistic?

  • @pedrod9basket Just quoting the video. Now where are my 9001+ thumbs up?

  • 'Back, back, back, back, a;lkdsfj'aiohewfohalkgjlj!'

  • Nya

  • where do you come up with the material to talk about?

  • meow

    

  • @42421a lol wannabe top comment?

  • Ross scott is a mix of John Ratzenberger, Peter Griffin, Homer simpson, and Rambo...

  • 2:25 !!!! back..backababababkabakbkabkab YES!

  • @ShitKid1337 Yes you were

  • Buzinga

  • finnally he takes the gun!!!

  • What he meant was, "Hey yeah, pump out all that bilge water in the generator room, turn the power on to the generator, shoot everyone in sight, then come back on turn on the D.C. generator, then go down to the storage room and roll a spool up here, then bust some pliers and electrical tapes so you can lay down some H.B. cable, then just bust through a wall and wire up a new circuit, then do the same thing on the other side of the complex, and yeah you'll have that train running within a month."

  • 2 shirt ideas

    "the bigger they are, the cooler they are to kill"

    "optimists are retards"

  • @poppadoms592 i love em'

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  • meow

  • who is this Pegi and what does she have to do with Gears of War 3?....

  • Am I the only one, that got scared when that huge-ass monter thing was following him?

  • Back babababback baaaack BACK!yeyeyeyeyeye! lmfao!

  • why is lady gaga in the suggestion box?

  • @MultiAnonymousdude Lucky, I got one about Haiti. 

  • @TacosAreWizard You're the lucky one...

  • 2:25 best part

  • I dont even know what your talking about, your just rambling but its so funny.

  • the more we progress into the show the more he curses lmao

  • @avelione hey why dont you make a vid about it instead of wasting comment space

  • @MORTALKOMBATRULZx123 because I' dont want to waste my time showing myself to people like you

  • hiss

  • Notice the Guard at 0:30 is wearing different clothes than in the last episode. Hmmm.

  • it's like that episode in futurama

    what really killed off the dinosaurs?

    MEEE!!!

  • supriseing you make good animal sounds