Police Intimidation

[BIGBLUBLUR]

This guy turns the word "shit" into an art form every time he says it.

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

how wide is your ASSHOLE?

[Stanthekiller123]

@GoinBaCk2JeRzEy DILDO!

[xXxglassgowdreamxXx]

@Stanthekiller123 its a snub nose

[ColbyDavid]

( •_•)

Looks like he's..

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

packing some heat.

[capsule56]

@ColbyDavid

YYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[KaozTh3ories]

Just started watching these vids, and out of all of the ones I've seen, this one makes me laugh the hardest

[magicalmysteryollie]

How about I waggle THIS in your face!

[rubberducky113]

It's funny they used Billie Holiday's "Strange Fruit", because I once used it in a similar context in a movie that was a Bond parody.

[BboyJovi]

sdfghjkasfs,a;lams;/vdasnmk/fl­sfdsa fgb fdsgasd

sorry im wiping the tears off my keyboard.... never had i laughed this hard.

[TheSexyWaiter]

One of your best ever.

[RitaPortugirl]

oh god, this was awesome xD

[HKSVtec325]

Lmfao!

[HyperRandomMe]

"yeah no, you didnt." ahahahaha!!

[BaeverN]

@HyperRandomMe "Yeah no, neither"

[UsEcOnDu]

im crying x'D

[SovietLlamaMC]

this is my favorite 5sf ever XD

[the3ods]

How did you manage to get this onto youtube? xD

[willibishi]

THE TIP STILL HOT!

[TopHatIndustries]

NICK BELANE! SUPER DICK

[SamuelCish]

How about I waggle THIS in your face!?

[doctorteamkillah]

I am now scarred for life. Thanks so much.

[sawtes]

he has shotgun shells for a pistol . Thats new!

[KlTTYFAT]

I love how everyone comments on Robbaz's comments attempting to get his attention/respect when I'm pretty sure he doesn't give 2 shits.

[Electrikick]

I assume our culprit...

*Puts on dildo*

No wait sorry I meant glasses

[Abulpume]

Fun with DICK and Jane

[samuraijackson09]

"Let me show you my cock,I mean glock."

[whwhwhat2]

Yes.

[CasualGarbage]

The other one's pretty hot too though

[Lonehangman]

THIS WAS 8 SECONDS! I THOUGHT IT WAS MEANT TO BE 5 SECONDS

[ktrocks1995]

@Lonehangman You must be new here.

[Robbaz]

This is a common misstake in the Swedish Police force.

[ricePrototype]

@Robbaz

What is it like for the Viking police Force :)?

[boxdynomite3]

@Robbaz I thought viking police carry swords and spears??? :D

[Borohockey28]

@Robbaz I swear to Odin you make the funniest fucking comments.

[bleedingxxaurora]

@Robbaz

Robbaz, my Swedish king, I want to slather you in vinegar and make stinky Swedish love to you.

[az12223]

@Robbaz ditt jävla homo

[ThatGuyWithThePenis]

@az12223 umad

[MRsamulito]

@Robbaz indeed it is

[TheOverlordPlayer]

@Robbaz its not a mistake

[SuurfinBird]

@Robbaz VIKING STYLE!

[MrBacchus49]

@Robbaz Robbaz!?

[dolpninfurry87]

=(

[akappleby]

He showed him his "Private eye"

[vlogitupfilms]

Well then... lol

[Ahksmar]

HOLY CRAP!

[Abulpume]

The best part is when he said the tip's still hot i can't stop laughing XD

[ChineseCow709]

The dude on the right laughs towards the end.

[Huntergphil2]

Alright sir, I'm afraid I'm going to take further actions in order to reveal the truth. Be warned that the frontal end is still warm from previous use.

Oh my! I'm afraid I did not expect THIS gesture in this current situation!

Oh, I'm sorry sir. I meant to reveal my firearm not to interest you in to homosexual intercourse with small plastic item.

Ah, very well so. You had me startled yet slightly aroused at the moment.

[rifleman1002]

Bam! it was flagged.

[BadassPandas]

must be akward asking to get that...

"hey we gotta get a dildo for this video were doing..."

o_o

[DarkDevil5AO]

the THUMBNAIL is in COLOR? what???

[peytonmanning1288]

Looks like he has a job as an actual dick

[1matthew2540]

after watching the outtakes you can see the dude smilng haha

[iValvePlayer]

Dick Tracy

[GrapeKingProductions]

u can see the beard guy smiling

[MrGodlikePro]

16 people have daddy issues...

[Sefrts]

Cock'n'loaded

[Demonicnoobie]

This has to be the funniest youtube video evar

[thecheeze9001]

Okay, who's the dick who flagged this video?

[HamsterAtDawn]

The video is funny but I liked it for the description.

[ukulelemadi]

I love how he starts to laugh at the end.

[PrankandSpank]

Of course this video had to have an age restricted warning but it's ok for guys pretending to eat fake poop, pretending to masturbate or even half naked girls on here but show a fake harmless dick and the whole community makes a big deal out of it. Fucking "dicks"

[DedicatedToHelping]

Age Restricted Now...

[TheKaylalena]

LMFAO! Nice one XD

[xXsaikanoXx]

Holy Shit. I'm surprised the YouTube moderators haven't taken this one down. XD Also, WTF?!!

[XTremeGamer321]

Lol at the guy on the right trying not to laugh :D

[Cheefoo124]

How did he get his penis all the way up there?

[ilikeknifing777]

@Cheefoo124 Easy!

Option A: Buy/own a dildo and put it there

Option B: Saw off your dick and put it there.

Your choice.

[RSman2k7]

fuck this

[Ojdaweedmane]

What's the big deal it's just a dildo stop qqing about it

[25Celtics]

I wonder if it will make further appearances in 5sf's....

[Scaomompyer]

How is this unflagged?

[ilikeknifing777]

@Scaomompyer because it doesn't; have sexual, violent, repulsive, hateful or abusive content, and isn't child abuse, spam, or infringe your rights. And if you think a dildo alone is sexual you haven't seen ANYTHING!

[flufflesthepancake]

@Scaomompyer because not all people care about rubber cocks.

[Arguingwithmyself1]

I bet it's Kelsey's.

[sonicboom454]

@Arguingwithmyself1 Why would he have Kelsey's dick?

[kenseisato1989]

0:01

couldn't stop replaying

[alwaysazeldafan]

Wait, why the fuck?!

[juniorthethird08]

I was in my programming class when i saw this video.....unfortionately i sat in the front row.....

[sk8erpunk597]

i feel like the URL accurately described the sound of my laughter

[mochfive]

The only thing I can think about is that they had to go and buy it

[MengoMango]

@mochfive Why?  Do people not own dildos anymore?

[TheRydog100]

@mochfive Naw, man, they just borrowed Kelsey's.

[DJRozwell]

oh god, i'm crying

[starkreality70]

its a good thing this channel is underrated. i dont want this to get blocked

[ilikeknifing777]

The two items in his coat are named "Good Cop" and "Bad Cop". Each one has a personal history behind the name given by Private Dicks Wife, Jen Etalia.

[Murrison]

@ilikeknifing777 Holy shit that's actually hilarious!

[ilikeknifing777]

@Murrison thank you

[JasonPeterTodd]

@ilikeknifing777

which ones good and which ones bad? :{

[ilikeknifing777]

@JasonPeterTodd That's the real question.

[T3H4W3S0M31]

@ilikeknifing777 He also works with a man named Private Mike Litorus

[ShinobiGarth]

@ilikeknifing777 guess which one is which

[Harringtonlb]

@ilikeknifing777 You mean good cock bad gun!

[ilikeknifing777]

@Harringtonlb no!?.

[Inabj2]

@ilikeknifing777 Hahaha that is just as funny as the video itself hahahaha.

[ilikeknifing777]

@ilikeknifing777 KEEP IT AT 420!!!!!

[lazyriver555]

Check out the behind the scene!

[pollolocomotion]

OH NO! My video stopped to buffer right at 0:03

[popepower1]

I agree, best one :)

[Brandonsaurusrexadon]

best one yet!



[Athais]

Everytime time i replay it "This action!" sounds different. whats up with that?

[RectumPunch]

@Athais You want some of the section?

[Jakeallen86]

After you watch the behind the scenes , you pay attention more closesly and see the guy being interrogated Laugh hard at "The tips still hot."

[AINGELPROJECT667]

Dat ad.



[dammitcrap]

i could think of a million different uses that could have for interrogation

[franks1no]

wang joke

[offdaheez]

Its a magnum.

[xxxBlackSnowxx]

He noticed the dildo before he looked at it

[XIDoStuffX]

meee toooo

[dachshundsarethebest]

Dildo coat!

[MrIrishDrink]

The video paused and had to buffer right when he opened his jacket.....



[ralpherious]

my speakers dont work... seeing this video without volume was odd.

[tudssquadbuisness]

what........

[LordAroyeum]

my whole day has been made

[Microitalian]

Omg that was so unexpected hahahahahahahahaha

[SpazzyFizzle]

This boner video is HARDly suitable for youtube. I did not see this CUMMING.

[toothfareie]

best one ever.

[FinalLegacy25]

ok guys you can give kelseys dildo back

[gmodyoutubr32]

@FinalLegacy25 you took my joke you basterd.

[FinalLegacy25]

@gmodyoutubr32 im pretty sure your not the only one in the entire WORLD who thought of that

[gmodyoutubr32]

@FinalLegacy25 but i comented it first and then my comment was push down so yea you took my joke

[FinalLegacy25]

@gmodyoutubr32 you mad cause everybody liked my comment better than yours.....

[gmodyoutubr32]

@FinalLegacy25 WOAH BUDDY DONt start a flame war now.

[FinalLegacy25]

@gmodyoutubr32 flame war? how old are you?

[ClearDuality]

Urban Dictionary material in the description.

[founoe]

So, which one of you guys own that dildo?

[GoreTorn16]

Dildoseethatonecuming?

[chinesedude711]

lol "yeah, no, neither of them"

[xSilas13x]

Best 1

[specklednoodle99]

HAHAHA thats great

[lemontree357]

hahahaha best one yetttt

[DeadSailing]

lol beautiful. Just beautiful.

[McHoyal]

Is that Kelsey's?

[anacat9]

hahahahahhahahhhh

[BrBoomr]

Ah yes, real question is who's dildo is that?

[swordbellums]

the dick is from "natural selection"

[TINYHOHOHO]

its funny to think, someone had to go buy a dildo.

[Stealthrellik]

L:OL!!!!! liked

[NegroHero1]

I thought this was gonna be like Saints Row III and the cop would beat him to death with it

[TheByakuzo]

@NegroHero1 but then this would be shit, like saints row III...

[NegroHero1]

@TheByakuzo No arguments there!

[nilloc93]

why does he have a shotgun shell shoulderstrap with a 9mm pistol

[infrafan]

@nilloc93 Because that dildo takes some serious pump action before it can shoot it's load everywhere.

[2BA1000]

You are hilarious.Yes the movies are 5 seconds,but they put a lasting smile.Keep up the good work. :)

[GinoZump]

@BowenKainZ yaaaay, at last some wright reference for a change!

[DetonateHere]

you are totally going to get flagged!

[Polnadian]

Hah, look at the guy's face on the right, even he can't keep back a smile.

[Nuhjeea]

@Polnadian

you'd think in a 5-second video, it wouldn't be a big deal to recapture the video haha

[Daemonhunter17]

To be honest, I'd be a lot more scared as a criminal if a policeman threatened to use a dildo against me...

[IvanSegal]

glad i got to see this before it gets age restricted

[HalfAssPictures]

@IvanSegal lol, age restrictions.

[McSpizzy]

@IvanSegal That's why you never, EVER be honest about your age while setting up a web account.

[jopomeister]

@IvanSegal Lucky for me, I'm 100 or so years old. Or so youtube thinks.

[Wifo24]

FLAG INC

[megamixa]

@Wifo24

Arrrrr matte!

[ApocalypseMoose]

Inb4 Flag

[mog89]

Lol, this is like a "Private Dick in a Coat"!

[HazMatMedia]

DICKS. DICKS EVERYWHERE.

By that of course I mean Private Detectives.

[jonaskelley]

can it borrow your gun?

[MigasKiko]

i did not see that comming.

[T3H4W3S0M31]

@MigasKiko Based on a book written by Dick Cummings.

[guitar5454]

"want some of dick action?"

[BradSk88]

That's where I keep my dick too